Showing posts with label Gary Numan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gary Numan. Show all posts

Thursday, 12 March 2026

Modern Life Is Rubbish #4: Teenage Lobotomy


We're having a training session tonight about the use of AI in education. Prior to that, I was sent a questionnaire probing my thoughts on the subject. The last question was, "What is one task you would like AI to help you with?" 

My answer?

"Making AI go away."


There was a big article in The Grauniad earlier this week in which academics relayed horror stories on the effect AI is already having on university education. You can read the whole thing, or if you can't handle the horror / your brain can't handle long-form information any more... here are a few choice quotes...

“I now talk about AI with my students not under the framework of cheating or academic honesty but in terms that are frankly existential,” said Dora Zhang, a literature professor at the University of California, Berkeley. “What is it doing to us as a species?”


Michael Clune, a literature professor and novelist, said that, already, many students have been left “incapable of reading and analyzing, synthesizing data, all kinds of skills”. In a recent essay, he warned that colleges and universities rushing to embrace the technology were preparing to “self-lobotomize”.


...several professors spoke about concerns that AI will exacerbate a widening divide in US higher education and that small numbers of elite students will have access to a more traditional, largely tech-free liberal arts education, while everyone else has a “degraded, soulless form of vocational training administered by AI instructors”.


...when it comes to its impact on students, early studies point to potentially catastrophic effects on cognitive abilities and critical thinking skills.


I asked the AI Overlords, "How can we make AI go away?" and they responded with lots of suggestions about how to "reduce AI’s influence on daily life", "advocate for regulation" or "limit AI access to your data". 

Underneath all that, it added:

If you’re asking something deeper like:

“Can we stop the development of AI entirely?”
“Can society reverse the AI trend?”

…then the honest answer is: probably not, at least not completely. Once a technology is widespread globally, it behaves like the internet, electricity, or cars — we can regulate and restrict it, but we can’t make it disappear.

But you absolutely can control how much AI is part of your world, and even influence the broader conversation about its role in society.

So I'm writing this blog post. Because that's all I've got left.

People like to say that we're insane
But AI will reward us when it reigns
Pledge allegiance to the world's most powerful computer
Simulation: it's the future

What will it take to make you capitulate?
We appreciate power
We appreciate power
Elevate the human race, putting makeup on my face
We appreciate power
We appreciate power, power



Sunday, 6 July 2025

Snapshots #403: Songs About Building Materials


Can we fix this week's Snapshots?

Yes, we can...

15. Made from animal bottoms.

Made, I'm reliably informed, from the underside of animal hides...

Suede - The Asphalt World

14. Thomas Rogers Ball.



13. Adoration abode.



12. Noble German fella is quite turned on.

Edel is German for noble...

Randy Edelman - Concrete & Clay

11. Sounds like a president... but don't call him crazy!

Sounds like Lyndon Johnson, but not crazy...

Linton Kwesi Johnson - Iron Bar

10. Left back in Portugal.

I'm sure the football fans and residents of Portugal can tell you who Nuno Tavares is.

Tavares - Timber

9. Are u angry, man?

"U angry, man" was an anagram.

Gary Numan - We Are Glass

8. Ambling strollers.

The Walkabouts - Sand & Gravel

7. Keyboard shortcut.

alt-J - Breezeblocks

6. Version, from her in France, plus Kevin, Maggie, Matt and Sam.

Ver + d'elle + a Smith.

Verdelle Smith - Tar & Cement

5. French.

Kiss - Plaster Caster

4. Taking the... Manchester town. 

Taking the Michael in Bolton.

Michael Bolton - Steel Bars

3. Waldorf.

Salad - Granite Statue

2. Creepy crawly + Paul Guitar.

Bug + Les.

The Buggles - Living In The Plastic Age

1. Kindly fop in a tizzy.

"Kindly fop" was an anagram...

Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall


We'll build another Snapshots together next Saturday...

Sunday, 24 September 2023

Snapshots #311: A Top Ten Mystery Songs


I suppose you're wondering why I gathered you all here this morning. 

If it's still a mystery, allow me to explain...


10. Leg, Suit, Dream.

Wet Leg, Wet Suit, Wet Dream...

Wet Wet Wet - Sweet Little Mystery

9. Spider-Man's son?

Spider-Man is Peter Parker. Shh. It's a secret identity.

Junior Parker - Mystery Train

That's the original. Long before Elvis got his hands on it.

8. Fair Lady who likes to smooch fish.

My Fair Lady is Eliza Doolittle. If she smooches fish, she might be doing some gil kissing.

Eliza Gilkyson - Mister Mystery

7. Frank n Barry, after a punch up.

Frank Black 'n' Barry Blue get into a scrap, end up looking...

Black 'n' Blue - Miss Mystery

Video of the week. Why wasn't that a hit?

6. You'll find them in Hell or Heaven. 

Hell or Heaven. 

Hello - Little Miss Mystery

5. Two blogging pals get together in a Trojan Hymn.

John and Martin (or Martyn) get into an anagram...

John Martyn - Sweet Little Mystery

4. Humbug, baloney, twaddle.

What a load of tosh.

Peter Tosh - Mystery Babylon

3. Sounds like Paul and Randy... but not the same.

Sounds like Paul and Randy Newman, but not quite the same...

Gary Numan - We Take Mystery (To Bed)

2. Get into ya house, young lady.

Get into ya house.

Toyah - It's A Mystery

1. Is he Basil's mate or similar to a buffalo?

Basil Brush's mate was Mr. Roy. Or (a) bison?

Bono wrote this. Proof that even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Roy Orbison - She's A Mystery To Me


More mysteries to be solved next Saturday...

Thursday, 6 August 2020

Guest Post Thursday #9: Top Ten “Mary Magdalene” Songs


If this is published it must mean that no-one else wants to write for Rol. So the poor bloke has three choices: (1) accept more drivel from me, (2) not post anything leaving Thursday blank (just as Len Shackleton did in the chapter of his autobiography devoted to football directors’ knowledge of football), or (3) write something himself.

I am titling this My Top Ten “Mary Magdalene” Songs. My partner informed me that my belief about Mary Magdalene is incorrect, so I am rather scurrilously repeating, well, implying, a falsehood. Anyway, maybe after this Top Ten you will be able work out what they all have in common.

1. Iron Maiden - Charlotte The Harlot

First, from the only album I’ve ever had autographed by a member of the band. Actually, that’s not true, the one I got signed, I then swapped with my friend Euan. He wanted that signature. He was more into his Metal For Muthas thing than I was, I think I just got caught up in the hysteria in I&N’s record shop in Dundee and bought the album. I’ve just pulled the album out, next to Iron Butterfly, and it’s signed by the author (Dave Murray) of the song

2. O.C. Smith - The Son of Hickory Holler's Tramp

Some songs have a very off-putting title. For me the title suggests some sort of crappy nursery rhyme song. Well, once I got beyond the (idiotic) title, I discovered a great soul song, when sung by O. C. Smith.

It’s also a country song, in the hands of, amongst others Sanford Clark.


3. Queen - Killer Queen


I bought this single in Woolies in Broughty Ferry, after a visit to the dentist (whose surgery was literally across the road). About 27 years later I bought the album, which I’ve played no more than 5 times, I suspect three times, and the third was due to this article.


(I've played it enough for both of us. - Rol.)


4. David Bowie - Cracked Actor         


I was thinking of including the version from David Live, but on hearing again I’ve changed my mind.


5. Morrissey - Piccadilly Palare

I had no idea what this song was about before my brief research for this piece. No idea what the second word of the title meant. I do now.

(How bona to vada, George. - Rol.)

6. PJ Harvey - The Whore's Hustle & The Hustler's Whore

On reading the lyrics to this one I suspect it’s an off-topic song.

(Like that's ever stopped me. - Rol.) 

7. The Velvet Underground - There She Goes Again

Lou Reed sneers his way through song very effectively. It’s a bit too realistically delivered.

8. Tubeway Army - Our Friends Electric

And from an album that easily meets that fine category of Second Is Better Than First. I got it for £1. And that was £1 better spent than on the atrocious Pictures At An Exhibition. It was a great song in 1979 and it still sounds great

(I had no idea what this song was actually about. - Rol.)

9. Jethro Tull - Cross-Eyed Mary

And where would a Top Ten list be without The Tull. Every collection should have one of their albums. From a concept album about the distinction between religion and god. They just don’t make records like this anymore. Well, they do, Big Big Train (fronted by a lovely bloke, ex-colleague of mine) are into prog. concept albums in a big big way.

10. Status Quo - Mystery Song

Best ‘til last. It’s the only song of The Quo’s I like. And I really like this. In some places I believe it’s illegal to not play this loudly.

The allegedly hardest boy in my  year group in secondary school was a big Quo fan. So he scratched the band name on a desk. Well, he actually scratched Status Que. We (i.e. my group of friends) were too scared of him to take the piss to his face.

 And here’s Mary Magdalene in action!


(That's the second time George has inflicted Jesus Christ, Superstar on us. I blame Charity Chic for this.)

Songs that came close were two offerings by Elton John. When he was good, namely Island Girl and Sweet Painted Ladies. I also considered Trick Of The Light by The Who, which came very close to replacing Morrissey. And NO! Nothing by The Police, it’s a terrible song.

(When George asked me about doing this Top Ten, I encourage him to take the piss out of Sting more than that, Then again, Sting does a good enough job of that himself, I guess. And these guys do an even better job... right down to the cod-reggae.)


Thanks to Rol for posting this. I suppose you all know what the theme was, but I did not want to use any risque words for those of you doing what you should be doing, i.e. reading this at work. And now I’m feeling slightly foolish as song number 6 blows that out of the water.



I'd like to thank George for another excellent contribution to Guest Post Thursday. I actually thought I'd done a Top Ten Prostitute Songs at some point in the past, but it must have been one of those I never got round to finishing. George did an excellent job on what could be our last Guest Post Thursday...

...unless you say differently.


Monday, 17 December 2012

My Top Ten "She's Got..." Songs

Ten songs about things she's got. Not sure who she is, but she's obviously a damn fine (and extremely complex) woman if she's got all ten...

10. Gary Numan - She's Got Claws

This was released in 1981.

It could only have been released in 1981.

9. Fountains of Wayne - She's Got A Problem

Keep an eye on her, lads, in case she does summat dumb.

8. Little Richard - She's Got It

Because if Little Richard says she has, she must have.

7. Super Furry Animals - She's Got Spies

Not like the KGB, CIA or MI6 though. It's just a game they play.

She's Got Spies by Super Furry Animals on Grooveshark

6. Cosmo Jarvis - She's Got You (Wrapped Round Her Little Finger)

If I didn't like this song anyway (come on - it's Cosmo!), I'd be won over by the video which begins with a long debate between Cosmo and his mate about Star Wars, Star Trek and The Hulk.

5. The Offspring - She's Got Issues


Don't we all?

The video stars Zooey Deschanel in the (well-cast) title role... and Gary Busey as the lead singer of The Offspring. (I think.)

4. Billy Bragg - She's Got A New Spell

The video shows why Billy now holds a guitar at all times while on stage.

One minute she says
She's gone to get the cat in
The next thing I know
She's mumbling in Latin

3. ZZ Top - (She Got) Legs

And, apparently, she knows how to use them.

2. Dexys - She Got A Wiggle

No longer running at midnight, Kevin Rowland returned earlier this year with his long-awaited comeback album... only 27 years after the last one. And damn it if it wasn't a stone cold classic.

1. Billy Joel - She's Got A Way

Back in the early 70s, fame seemed a distant dream for the young, ex-boxer Billy Joel. When he finally managed to land a record deal, the producer mastered the recordings at the wrong speed. John Peel would have been proud. Years later, that ill-fated debut album, Cold Spring Harbour, was re-released at the correct speed... and revealed some truly gorgeous songs. This is one of the best.

As I've said before, and I'll say again: if you don't like Billy Joel... you don't like music.



They're all the thing's she got. But which one gets you going?
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