Thursday, 25 September 2025
Neverending Top Ten #7.4: Wrestlemania
Thursday, 21 August 2025
Snapshots Spillover: More Coat Songs
Should have posted these on Monday, but other business took precedent. Some more songs that were left in the Snapshots cloakroom after last weekend...
Black - Her Coat And No Knickers
Gorky's Zygotic Mynci - When You Laugh at Your Own Garden in a Blazer
Glenn Miller - Tuxedo Junction
Another Sunny Day - Anorak City
Cake - Short Skirt / Long Jacket
Dolly Parton - Coat Of Many Colours
And yes, that's why Jason Donovan was the picture clue on Saturday...
Jason Donovan - Any Dream Will Do
See also...
Quicksilver Messenger Service - Joseph's Coat
Speaking of colourful coats (beyond the famous blue one)... do any of these take your fancy?Philip Jeays - In My Long Grey Coat
Bob Dylan - Man In The Long Black Coat
Bubblegum Lemonade - Famous Blue Anorak
Lloyd Arnold - Red Coat, Green Pants & Red Suede Shoes
Red Hewitt &The Buccaneers - The Girl In The Teddy Bear Coat
And here are some to protect you from the elements...
Ariel Pink - Plastic Raincoats In The Pig Parade
Benjamin Shaw - Goodbye, Kagoul World
Guy Clark - Like A Coat From The Cold
And before we go, a brief exchange between Eliza and Cat.
Eliza Gilkyson - Take Off Your Old Coat
Cat Power - The Coat Is Always On
That's her told.
Finally then, a brief word from JOhn...
John Cooper Clarke - Gaberdine Angus
Not really a song, that last one, but maybe the man in the Gaberdine coat was a spy...
Sunday, 3 November 2024
Snapshots #368 - A Top Ten Mythical Creature Songs
I didn't really know what to call this week's Top Ten, and I only really settled on "Mythical Creatures" under protest... since clearly everyone knows Bigfoot isn't a myth.
10. Half a dozen English immigrants.
New Colony Six - Ballad Of The Wingbat Marmaduke (Elf Song)
OK, I'm not saying I believed in Wingbat Marmadukes... but Elves, why not?
9. Bony Beth.
8. Blackburn / Ely Riot.
Tony Blackburn and Joe Ely get involved in a White Riot.
Tony Joe White - Even Trolls Love Rock 'n' Roll
7. 15/3.
The 15th of March is the Ides...
6. Influential director and blinking bloke.
An Auteur and a bloke known for his Rapid Eye Movement...
Luke Haines & Peter Buck - Last of the Legendary Bigfoot Hunters
5. Third Netflix Queen just might...
Three actresses played The Queen on Netflix, the third being Imelda Staunton.
4. Conservative Councillor.
He was in a Conserve (Jam) and also a Council (Style).
3. They'll give you the hump.
2. Logic, Radiator, Guerilla.
Their first three albums were Fuzzy Logic, Radiator and Guerilla...
Super Furry Animals - Hometown Unicorn
...and I would have accepted...
Super Furry Animals - Chupacabras
1. Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum.
Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers - Rockin' Rockin' Leprechauns
And, more obviously, this...
Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers - Abominable Snowman In The Supermarket
Hard to believe, I know, but Saturday Snapshots will return next week...
Friday, 12 April 2024
Memory Mixtape #30: Who Killed Joey Salvo?
Thursday, 11 April 2024
The United Kingdom Of Song #41: Leeds
Thursday, 17 August 2023
TV On The Radio #15: It's A Knockout
Sunday, 5 March 2023
Snapshots #282: A Top Ten Southern Songs
10. His son's on the lash again.
This is Albert Hammond. His son is Albert Hammond Jr. He's in The Strokes.
Albert Hammond - It Never Rains In Southern California
9. Cold as ice.
8. Performed by a bargain basement magician.
7. Rude, tricky verbs.
Anagram!
Drive-By Trickers - The Southern Thing
6. Mia's devilish offspring.
Mia Farrow starred in Rosemary's Baby.
Rosemary's Children - Southern Fields
5. There's a messed up guy online.
"Guy online" is a messed up anagram of...
4. Formerly an influential film director.
He used to be an Auteur. Now he's just...
Luke Haines - English Southern Man
3. Use it to buy the office supplies.
Time to raid the Petty Cash.
Johnny Cash - Southern Accents
2. Bebop chops.
Wednesday, 23 December 2020
My Top Twenty of 2020: #9
I still haven't quite worked out how perennial English satirist, raconteur and Auteur Luke Haines ended up in collaboration with the guitarist from REM this year, but part of me doesn't actually want to know the truth. I'm sure it won't be half as interesting as the story in my imagination.
I have to be honest though: if you're an REM fan suffering withdrawal symptoms, this probably isn't the record to quench your need. It doesn't sound much like an REM record at all, despite Buck's involvement. It does, however, sound exactly like a Luke Haines record, full of mad lyrics, crazy theories and Haines's unique parallel universe vision of the world.
Yesterday's selection might have been the first time Bob Dylan has featured in my year end countdown... but this is the umpteenth time Luke Haines has troubled these parts. And he has another new album out in March, so I dare say he'll be here again next year.
Friday, 5 June 2020
2020 Contenders: One For Us Ugly Dudes
I got my copy of the new Luke Haines album as lockdown was beginning, but it got buried under a pile of paperwork on my desk and I only just got round to listening to it. At this stage in his career, Haines isn't going to convert many new followers. Those of who who love him (like me and JC) will buy and enjoy his work whatever he does (although I did draw the line that time he trademarked a tone frequency and made a whole concept album out of it).
That said, maybe he will win a few new fans with this record, as... somehow (I'm sure there are articles online explaining how & why: I don't have time to read them) he's managed to rope in former REM guitarist Peter Buck to play alongside him here. Which is nice.
Look, it's a Friday, it's been a very long week, if you don't care for Luke Haines you stopped reading this at the first line... so here's my favourite tune from the album so far. Let's just say this one struck a chord...
Tuesday, 11 February 2020
Hot 100 #21
Yes, I could have chosen the logo of Twenty One Pilots to illustrate this post, but I don't think they ever recorded a song as good as this. Feel free to disabuse me of that notion should you wish. Jim In Dubai also suggested another 12 group...
Jim's Twenty One - Throwaway Friend
...which I don't think is his own bad, but it's pretty good regardless.
Welcome to the 80th post in this series (look, I did the Maths, you work it out)... which means The Key To The Door: Number 21.
Let's start with Martin, who appears to be struggling somewhat this week...
Erm. 21. Feels like there should be loads.
Well, I found a fair few.
So Solid Crew - 21 Seconds
That... wasn't one of them.
Alanis Morrissette - 21 Things I Want In A Lover
Neither was that. Although it's a step up from So Solid Crew.
Sigue Sigue Sputnik - 21st Century Boy which is probably the first time they've rubbed up against Alanis...
Blimey, you really are scraping the barrel this week.
The Who - 1921
That's more like it.
ELO - 21st Century Man
That's not bad either. Not a winner though.
While we're in the 21st Century, we might as well get these out of the way too...
The Soundtrack of Our Lives - 21st Century Rip Off
Mike Peters - 21st Century
Laptop - 21st Century World
Toto - 21st Century Blues
Frank Hamilton - 21C
Glenn Frey - Love In The 21st Century
Frank Turner - 21st Century Survival Blues
Jamie Cullum (yes, Jamie Cullum, deal with) - 21st Century Kid
Midland - 21st Century Honky Tonk American Band
Jim in Dubai offered Luke Haines - 21st Century Man
C tried King Crimson - 21st Century Schizoid Man
The Swede had T.Rex - 21st Century Stance and The Membranes - 21st Century Man, but curiously not The Mebranes - The 21st Century Is Killing Me.
And Rigid Digit supplied Green Day - 21st Century Breakdown, which hails from the same album as Green Day - 21 Guns. Not their best, no, but no their worst either.
Finally, Douglas offered...
Bad Religion - 21st Century (Digital Boy)
But... well, let's face it: the 21st Century is pretty horrible, so I think we'll skip all those, fine songs though they may be.
Back to The Swede...
Luxuria - Lady 21
Bon Iver - 21 Moonwater
Juana Molina - Wed 21
Sounds like John Shuttleworth on the keyboards there, Swede.
Snailhouse - Twenty One Years
Personally though, The Swede concludes, I'd like to suggest Twenty One by The Apartments. What a truly wonderful band they are.
That is very nice, I have to admit it. Doesn't exist in my own record collection (yet), which is the one stipulation to be a winner on this series. But I definitely have to investigate it further.
Where's Lynchie? Putting all his eggs in one basket this week, it seems...
Well, it's obvious the winner is Twenty-One by The Eagles.
I was very tempted, I'll admit it.
Here comes Brian, who's backing The Swede's final suggestion, but also throws in this...
The Flaming Lips - One More Robot / Sympathy 3000-21
...which I'm glad he did, because somehow the trawl through my own 21s missed that. Here's a few more of those, if you're at all interested...
Jim Bob - Coach A Seat 21
Dave Gahan - 21 Days
Frank Black - 21 Reasons
The Charlatans - Come In, Number 21
Ash - Death Trip 21
Blink 182 - 21 Days
The Divine Comedy - 21st of May
Jeff Rosenstock - June 21st
And finally, Douglas had a couple more suggestions...
The Cranberries - 21
(Which owes quite a debt to Cyndi Lauper's Time After Time, if you ask me.)
Chuck Berry - 21 Blues
These lead us quite nicely into the subsection "Songs about being age 21", to which I can add...
The Paddingtons - 21
Jack White - Freedom At 21
Wilko Johnson & Roger Daltrey - Turned 21
The Shirelles - Twenty-One
The Lonesome Pine Fiddlers - Twenty One Years
And... of course... this, which was our opening suggestion this week, from Charity Chic, who almost begged...
The Adverts - No Time to Be 21, please, Rol.
C seconded that too, and, well... why not?
Life's short, don't make a mess of it
To the ends of the earth, you'll look for a sense in it
No chances, no plans
I'll smash the windows of my box
I'll be a madman
It's no time to be 21
To be anyone
To be honest, even though I'm not particularly enjoying 47... I don't think I'd fancy being 21 again. Would you?
And so we finally reach the Top 20. On your marks... get set...
Go!
Tuesday, 16 July 2019
Hot 100 #33
French metal band 6:33 welcome us all to #33 in our Hot 100 countdown. I understand their cover of Silver Lady by David Soul is especially worth seeking out.
33 (and a third) is the number of revolutions per minute made by a long-player / vinyl album. Young people will probably need to consult iffypedia about this, unless they're a hipster, in which case they probably know more about it than I do.
Since I think it's fair to say that hipsters do not read this blog, what do all you old non-hipsters recommend?
The Swede kicked us off this week with a veritable plethora. (Well, a "ple4a", anyway.)
The New Mastersounds - Thirty-Three
Smashing Pumpkins - Thirty-Three
Clyde McPhatter & The Drifters - Three Thirty Three
George Jones - Four-0-Thirty-Three
We could also have had It's A 10:33 (Let's Get Jesus On The Line) by the same fella.
Lynchie stayed out west with this one...
Waylon Jennings - The 33rd of August
And I'm finally touching down
Eight days from Sunday
Finds me Saturday bound.
I think he needs a new calendar.
And I'll chuck in this from my own country collection...
Kris Kristofferson - The Pilgrim Chapter 33
C popped up next with an offering that Charity Chic swiftly declared "the winner!" If only he was compiling these posts. (He's welcome to take over now that he's finished the already much-missed Double Letter Saturday feature. Save me the extra work as we get nearer to #1. Hint hint.)
How about when Grace Jones sounds a lot like Dusty Springfield in I've Done It Again from Nightclubbing?
First to feel the cold Alaskan white man
First to take a trip on LSD
First to vote for Roosevelt back in '33
Next up was Rigid Digit with three solid suggestions...
Sinéad O'Connor - 33
Roger Waters - 4:33AM (Running Shoes)
The Jesus & Mary Chain - 33 1/3
To be honest. I'm surprised there weren't more songs with 33 1/3 in the title. The only other one I came up with was...
Public Enemy - War At 33 1/3
But wait! Martin had a couple more...
Michelle Shocked - 33RPM Soul
I can only find the lyrics of that on Michelle's website. The tune appears to be lost to the interweb.
Prince - Boom!
Ah, we do miss him. Although it is easier to find his songs on youtube now he's gone.
The Gaslight Anthem - Blue Jeans & White T-shirts
Luke Haines - Christ
I decided to cut all ties with showbiz.
As the awards piled up in the bath, well I started to laugh
At all those who died in the name of light entertainment.
That came very close to winning this week, for obvious reasons.
Lou Reed - Sword of Damocles
Cheery.
Manic Street Preachers - Nat West-Barclays-Midlands-Lloyds
Then came Deano, who explained this week's selection thus...
Before he became outlaw country music's resident eccentric that would do anything for a publicity stunt, his debut album was actually some really good blues material, including this song about a fragile prisoner that has just received some bad news.David Allan Coe - Cell #33
Finally came Douglas, who decided to try playing the Canadian card again this week.
For starters, I wish there were recordings available of any of Gordon Lightfoot's renditions of "The 33rd of August" which he apparently undertook in studio in 1969 as an attempt to put together a final contractually obligated album of covers for UA, which sadly was aborted and the decision was made to deliver with a live album instead. The recordings are out there somewhere... anyway, for the record I prefer the original Mickey Newbury version of this song to others out there.(See above.)
But for Canadian content, I am left suggesting Stars' song Personal, which is a very sad short story of a song told back and forth through his-and-hers personal columns responses which ends with the heartache of being stood up. It starts thus:Stars - Personal
Now that might not have won this week, but only because it's not yet in my collection and the winner must always exist in my own library. That said, it's a bloody good tune, so thanks for introducing it to me, Douglas... and it will come in very well on the Top Ten Lonely Hearts Column Songs I've been trying to compile for months now. (Note to everybody: I need another three good ones.)
Speaking of songs from my own library, here's what it threw up this week (along with many of the ones above)...
Zager & Evans - Nell'Anno 2033
(That appears to be an Italian remake of In The Year 2525. No idea how I came across it, or why they changed the year.)
Joy Zipper = 33x
Bob Frank & John Murry - Boss Wetherford, 1933
All of which brings us to this week's winner, which was a real toss-up with Luke Haines, but in the end Frank edged it with an equally biting open line that sums up the state of the world at the moment... and offers good advice for anyone who ever thinks of interviewing He Who Has Fallen From Grace again...
He said softly as he poured himself a second drink
And outside, the world slipped over the brink
We all thought we had nothing to lose
That we could trust in crossed fingers and horseshoes
That everything would work out, no matter what we choose
The second time is a farce
Outside it's 1933 so I'm hitting the bar
Next week: 32. Hit me!
Thursday, 3 January 2019
My Top Ten 2018 Songs That Wouldn't Fit Into Any of the Other 2018 Top Tens I Did
A final ten songs which wouldn't fit / I didn't have room for in either My Top Ten Country / Americana Songs, My Top Ten Scottish Songs, My Top Ten Trump Songs or My Top Ten Indie/Alt Guitar Songs from 2018...
10. Jonathan Wilson - There's A Light
Laurel Canyon producer who's worked with Conor Oberst, Father John Misty, Bonnie 'Prince' Billie, Roy Harper, Dawes and Glen Campbell... among others... also makes a decent racket on his own.
9. The Hold Steady - Eureka
The Hold Steady got back together at the end of last year but have been pretty slow in releasing new material. Still, I'm a huge fan and every track is to be treasured. Hoping for much more in 2019.
8. Charlie Dore - A Dog Out Looking For His Day
Remember when Sting did that song from the perspective of a dog? No? Consider yourself lucky.
Anyway, here's the concept done right by the lady who brought us Pilot of the Airwaves way back in the 70s. Yep, she's still going strong.
7. David Byrne - A Dog's Mind
And here's another dog song, from David Byrne's best record in a while. Wish I'd got to catch him live.
6. Mark Kozelek - My Love For You Is Undying
Mark Kozelek probably released another twenty albums this year that I haven't yet heard... he's probably released another one while I was typing this sentence... but his eponymous solo album produced more glorious autobiographical ramblings that you'll either dig or want to bury. The word "art" is much misused in the contemporary music industry, but I would argue that Kozelek is the closest thing we have to a true artist working in the field today, putting himself 100% into his music, warts and all, and making a truly individual noise that will touch and speak to only a tiny minority... I consider myself fortunate to "get him" where millions won't.
5. Luke Haines - Subbuteo Lads
And then we have Britain's answer to Mark Kozelek, another "artist" whose work becomes more eccentric and individual with every release. His latest album, I Sometimes Dream Of Glue, is a collection of songs about Airfix, Hornby, sex and Subbuteo that ploughs deeper into the unique 70s/80s nostalgia groove that has become his stock-in-trade. Although Subbuteo Lads isn't the best song musically on the album, it does have the best opening line.
4. Tom Odell ft. Alice Merton - Half As Good As You
From two artists who've swam about as far from the mainstream as it's possible to get... I give you the best pure pop song of the year, from an artist following very well in the footsteps of Elton John & Billy Joel (he's even supported Billy and covered Piano Man for Children In Need). This particular track starts out as a straightforward piano duet then morphs into and 80s power ballad - wait till the drums hammer in around the 2 minute mark and we're suddenly into Diana Ross / Lionel Ritchie or Roberta Flack / Peabo Bryson territory.
My Top Ten: proud to have been irking the musos since 21012.
3. Bruce Springsteen - Growin' Up (Live On Broadway)
I only got the album for Christmas and haven't watched the Netflix performance yet... but if this is anything to go by, I'll have a lot more to say about this record soon.
2. The Fugitives - No Words
A tribute to Leonard Cohen from his fellow Canadians. Powerful stuff.
1. Okkervil River - Famous Tracheotomies
Will Sheff's parents tried for a long time to have a child, with miscarriages and more making it a very traumatic time for them. After Will was finally born, he became very ill as a young boy. The operation that saved his life involved fitting him with a tracheotomy tube which he then had for a long period throughout his childhood.
This song is about Sheff's gratitude for that little tube that allowed him to still be here today... and many other famous names whose lives have been saved by tracheotomies, including Dylan Thomas, Mary Wells, Gary Coleman (Arnold from Diff'rent Strokes) and Ray Davies, who wrote Waterloo Sunset in memory of the time he himself had been recovering from such an operation.
Wednesday, 14 November 2018
My Top Ten Stan Lee Songs
The most influential pop-cultural icon of my lifetime died this week. I'm still coming to terms with that. I thought he'd live forever.
Much will no doubt be written about how Stan Lee did not singlehandedly create the Marvel Universe and how his collaborators - Jack Kirby, Steve Ditko et al. - deserve equal credit. This is very true. Stan Lee did not create Spider-Man, the Hulk or the Fantastic Four alone.
I would argue, however, that Stan did create Peter Parker, Bruce Banner and Reed, Sue, Ben and Johnny. Stan was undeniably the first superhero writer to realise that the characters behind the masks were more interesting than the masks themselves...and this is a huge legacy which changed comics - and all that came after them - forever. That influence is still felt today and can be seen when comparing the Marvel movies (fun, character-focused, tongue-in-cheek... even melodramatic, in a good way) with those of the Distinguished Competition (dark, humourless, putting spectacle above character, sensation over story). In this, he'll never get the credit he deserves.
Stan also understood something crucial about comic book fans. He understood that we are outsiders. Lonely, clumsy, awkward outcasts. Long before geek became chic, Stan was our champion. He made heroes we could relate to. Heroes we wanted to emulate. Heroes who made terrible mistakes but kept trying to do the right thing anyway. He made me who I am today.
Here's ten songs for Stan. Special mentions to these Stan-inspired bands...
The Mighty Avengers
Dr. Strangely Strange
Fantastic Four
10. Razorlight - Hang By, Hang By
Let's start with some Razorlight. No, don't go - it gets better, I promise! This isn't bad for Razorlight, to be honest... and it does mention both The Silver Surfer and Tony Stark... the Invincible Iron Man. Oh, and in case you're wondering - fine song though it is - Iron Man by Black Sabbath has nothing to do with the Marvel character, sadly.
8. Joe Satriani - Surfing With The Alien
Marvel's greatest supervillain must surely be Dr. Doom though... here's a letter to him from Roky Erikson.
One final Marvel villain for you... as far as I can tell, the Green Goblin shows up in Iceland by The Fall. It's always hard to tell with Mark E. Smith though.
Of course, Luke Haines could out-strange even Dr. Strange... although they do have very similar facial hair.
See also Cymbaline by Pink Floyd, in which "Dr. Strange is always changing size".
See also Mambo Sun in which Marc sings "I'm Doctor Strange for you" and Teenage Dream's "What ever happened to the teenage dream, Silver Surfer?"
Speaking of all things Bowie, one of the Dame's earliest hits always makes me think of Stan Lee's X-Men. Oh, You Pretty Things! includes the warning, "Better make way for the homo-superior" which was a phrase Stan had adopted from Olaf Stapledon's 1953 novel Odd John and then applied to his X-Men. It's hard to believe Bowie wasn't into the freaky outsider glam of comics like X-Men, teenage mutants who were "feared and hated by the world they have sworn to protect". He certainly inspired plenty of comic book characters in his time, including this 80s X-Men baddie, Callisto. Marvel Studios even had Bowie pegged for a cameo in a Guardians of the Galaxy movie before his own sad departure in 2016.
2. The Wedding Present - Hulk Loves Betty
One musical David who definitely was a comic book fan in his youth is Mr. Gedge, as demonstrated in this Hulktacular b-side...
...and that's not the last we'll hear from the Weddoes on this subject.
1. Spider-Man
Stan's greatest moment, and my favourite super-hero, is without doubt Peter Parker, the Amazing Spider-Man. And Peter crops up in all kinds of pop songs, not least in Spider-Man On Hollywood by The Wedding Present... which may suggest David Gedge preferred the comics to the movies.
But that's not all from The Wedding Present... because Gedge also drops a big reference to Peter Parker's longtime girlfriend (one-time wife: don't go there!), Mary Jane Watson. The song is Santa Ana Winds...
Ad here's the scene it references, from Mary Jane's first appearance...I must look anxious because she fixes me with this gaze"Face it Tiger, you just hit the jackpot!" she saysWe laugh together but I'm trying hard to ignoreThe fact I've won the jackpot means I've lost a whole lot more
Oh, and if you're wondering about Peter's other famous love interest, the tragic Gwen Stacy, I can only direct you here... don't say you weren't warned.
(To be fair, Eminem is a big comics fan too. And it's probably not his fault his record company made him do a song with Ed Sheeran.)
The greatest superhero of all also enjoyed his own recording history, with both Reflections Of A Superhero and the Amazing Spider-Man Rockomic, both from the 70s (which you can tell the moment you start listening to them). I own both of those, of course.
The less said about Bryan May's MC Spidey Mastermix, the better. Still, I'm sure it sounds like Beethoven's 5th when compared to the unspeakable travesty that was the Broadway Spider-Man musical, written by Bono and the Edge. (I never have and I never will.) That was the Peter Parker luck at its absolute worst!
Maybe it's because I'm such a big fan, but I've noticed more Spidey references in pop songs than for any other superhero. From Lullaby by The Cure ("the Spider-Man is having you for dinner tonight") to Sex Talk by T'Pau ("Like Spider-Man I'm climbing the wall, I want my prize")... from Veal's criminally hyphenless Spiderman ("I'm feelin suspect, just like Spiderman - you know how he gets a little nervous too") to the typically overblown pomposity of The Supreme Being Teaches Spider-Man How To Be In Love by The Flaming Lips. Cliff Richard even had a Spider-Man song... oh yes, he did! (Actually, there's loads more of those... perhaps I'll do a Top Ten one day.)
The most famous Spider-Man song though is definitely this one, written by Paul Francis Webster and Robert 'Bob' Harris (no relation to the DJ). It's been covered by everybody from Aerosmith to Moxy FrĂ¼vous to Michael BublĂ©, but the best version is clearly this one by The Ramones.
RIP, Stan. You were my hero...














































