Showing posts with label Stylistics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stylistics. Show all posts

Friday, 20 March 2026

Fun Fact Friday #6: If I Had Words...


Here's another Friday brainteaser / time-waster for you, based on a quiz I compiled at work. It's about words from other languages... words we don't have a direct translation for in English, but we really ought to get one. Because each of these is an excellent word, and would be very useful.


What do these words mean in English?


Let's start with one that I'm sure Walter will be familiar with...

1. What does the German word “Backpfeifengesicht” mean in English?

A) A face badly in need of a fist.
B) Looking backwards while walking forwards.
C) Snow that falls after Easter Sunday.

2. What does the Italian word “Slampadato” mean in English?

A) The orangey bronze glow that comes from being addicted to tanning salons.
B) The sound that’s made when you drop a sack of potatoes.
C) A car crash where nobody will accept responsibility.


3. What does the French phrase “Chanter en yaourt” mean in English?

A) Ordering yoghurt in a restaurant when it isn’t on the menu.
B) Racing to be first into a concert or gig, to get the best seat or place to stand.
C) Singing made-up words or sounds when you don’t know the lyrics to a song.


4. What does the Indonesian Word “Jayus” mean in English?

A) How you feel when the alarm goes off and you’ve been awake all night.
B) The happy feeling you get when you hear birds singing. 
C) A joke that is so unfunny or told so badly you just have to laugh.


5. What does the Japanese phrase “Age-otori” mean in English?

A) Looking worse after a haircut.
B) Feeling really old when you enter a nightclub.
C) Missing the last bus and having to walk home in the rain. 


6. What does the Finnish word “Hyppytyynytyydytys” mean in English?

A) Sleeping all through Sunday after a hectic Saturday night.
B) The pleasure derived from sitting or bouncing on a springy cushion.
C) Sneezing three times in a row.


7. What does the Hawaiian word “Akihi” mean in English?

A) When you wake up in the morning and you’re not sure where you are.
B) When you go to another room, then can’t remember what you went there for.
C) When you ask someone for directions, walk away, then immediately forget what they said. 


8. What does the Easter Island word “Tingo” mean in English?

A) The feeling you get when you suck on a lemon.
B) Borrowing items from a neighbour and not returning them, gradually stealing everything they own.
C) The smell that comes from someone who has fallen into a dung heap.


9. What does the Tagalog word “Gigil” mean in English? (Tagalog is the national language of the Philippines.)

A) The feeling you get when you see something unbearably cute and want to squeeze it.
B) The feeling you get when you’ve climbed a huge mountain and immediately want to go back down.
C) The feeling you get when you want to do something quickly, but everything is going SLOW.


10. What does the Tulu word “Karelu” mean in English? (Tulu is one of 19,500 languages or dialects spoken in India.)

A) An insect whose bite is only cured by music.
B) A game in which you cover your eyes and have to guess who’s hit you.
C) The mark left on your skin from wearing something tight, such as jeans, socks, or a watch.



Sunday, 16 June 2024

Saturday Snapshots #348: A Top Ten Oxymoron Songs

When I was a kid, I thought that an oxymoron was an idiot with spots. Then I went to an English lesson and learned that an oxymoron is actually "a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction". Like Biggie Smalls, above... or Fatboy Slim, who introduced yesterday's post.

Here are ten songs that feature oxymorons in their titles...


10. What do you get if you cross a Folksinger and Man U?


"Folksinger and Man U" is an anagram...


9. Otis, Bobby, Jennifer.

Otis Rush, Bobby Rush, Jennifer Rush...

Rush - Cold Fire

8. Jerry Lee meets another Piano man.

Jerry Lee Lewis meets Huey Piano Smith...

Huey Lewis & The News - Hip To Be Square

Or I would have let you have...

Huey Lewis & The News Some Of My Lies Are True 

7. Woody is a Plonker.

Woody Allen meets Rodney from Only Fools & Horses...

Rodney Allen - Happy Sad

6. 25th Century debtors. 

Buck Rogers went to the 25th Century, and came back Owen a lot of money...

Buck Owens - Act Naturally

5. Man, that's a jazzy label. 

Verve is one of the top labels for jazz records. Nice.

The Verve - Bitter Sweet Symphony

Incredibly, this is the first time the Verve have appeared on Saturday Snapshots. I probably thought Richard Ashcroft was just too easy to recognise.

4. What makes your writing distinct?

The Stylistics - Break Up To Make Up

3. Captive journalist.

Terry Anderson was an American journalist held hostage in Lebanon for 6 years. 

This isn't that Terry Anderson. Instead, it's the one who originally wrote Battleship Chains, among other fine tunes like this one...

Terry Anderson and the Olympic Ass-Kickin Team - Found Missing

2. I can almost remember their funny faces...

That's the opening line from Jet, obviously.

Joan Jett - I Hate Myself For Loving You

1. Theft of a Pet Shop Boy.


Who nicked Chris Lowe?

Nick Lowe - Cruel To Be Kind

A few others that I couldn't squeeze in...

Jim Steinman - Bad For Good

(That video never grows old.)

Hall & Oates - So Close (Yet So Far Away)

They Might Be Giants - Everything Right Is Wrong Again

Three Dog Night - Easy to Be Hard

Guns n Roses - Civil War

Parting is such sweet sorrow, but Snapshots returns next Saturday...


Sunday, 23 July 2023

Snapshots #302: A Top Ten Dollar Price Songs


I've been dying to feature The Six Million Dollar Man on TV On The Radio, but I haven't been able to find any decent tunes that mention him. (A lot of tunes do, just no decent ones. Unless you know different...?) 

Anyway, here's the man with the Bionic Eye, which the interweb tells me "has a 20:1 zoom lens and infrared capabilities", so there must be a camera in there too, right? And here are ten songs which also proclaim their value in dollars...


10. Stuck in your bottom, and in Iowa itself. 

Stuck in your bottom, and in Iowa itself. 

Tom Waits - $29.00

9. The Prodigy, in a patriarchy. 

Prodigies are young geniuses (google it - it's not genii). In a patriarchy though, they would only recognise the smart boys. Although the lads don't even know how to use capital letters, so what hope is there?

boygenius -$20

This one was specially for CC.

8. Discotheque that only plays A Horse With No Name.

That would be a Club that only plays Music by America.

American Music Club - $1,000,000 Song

7. Goes with Vera and Betty.

Aloe Vera and Black Betty...

Aloe Blacc - I Need A Dollar

6. Slain rain.

One of Jack White's many diversions...

The Dead Weather - Three Dollar Hat

5. Pig home, inventory, spasms.

Sty + list + tics...

Stylistics - $7000 & You

4. Where a Flashy actor goes to buy sable. 

I've not been a big fan of recent movies based on DC Comics, but I thought The Flash was OK... despite being a box office bomb. It was good to see Michael Keaton back in the Batsuit, and the Nicolas Cage cameo was worth the ticket price alone. Controversial star Ezra Miller was rather irksome though... I doubt they'll be back.

If Ezra wanted to buy some sable though, they'd probably go to the fur man.

Ezra Furman - Maraschino Red Dress $8.99 at Goodwill

3. Throw him on a bonfire with Joni.

Guys are made to be thrown on the bonfire. Never do that to Joni Mitchell.

Guy Mitchell - A Dime And A Dollar

2. Mrs. Paragons gets in a kerfuffle with Raoul Shimmery.

Two anagrams, un-kerfuffled...

Gram Parsons & Emmylou Harris - $1000 Wedding

A grand probably wouldn't even pay for the dress these days.

1. Tommy, in chains.

It never ceases to amaze me that we're now healthily into the 300s, and I'm still discovering big name artists who have never appeared in Snapshots before. Even more incredible is when it's artists I actually like. 

Above is a young Vincent Furnier, and his puppy, before he adopted his more distinctive stage persona...

Tommy Cooper + Alice In Chains =

Alice Cooper - Billion Dollar Babies


I bet you a dollar you come back for more next Saturday...


Sunday, 16 April 2023

Snapshots #288: A Top Ten Weekend Songs

This gentleman is The Weeknd. I can't pretend to be familiar with his work, but I do know that the French don't have a word for him. Here are ten songs that have nothing to do with him...


10. Most of a Slayer meets Sky Saxon's mob.

Most of Buffy the Vampire Slayer would be Buff.

Sky Saxon was in The Seeds.

The Buffseeds - Who Stole The Weekend?

9. Shorter than the King of Pop.

The King of Pop was Michael Jackson. This is Mick Jackson, who coincidentally wrote Blame It On The Boogie which was then a big hit for his slightly longer namesake. 

Mick Jackson - Weekend 

8. Alias Gibson & Basinger.

Mel Gibson & Kim Basinger never made a movie together or this clue would have been a lot cleverer.

Mel & Kim - Showing Out (Get Fresh At the Weekend)

7. He'll never be an old guy.

He'll always be a new gent.

Ted Nugent - Weekend Warriors

6. They'll have you fuming.

The Vapors - Waiting For The Weekend

5. Great minds thought alike in the summer of '96.

In the summer of 1996, there were two big chart hits with (virtually) the same title...

Super Furry Animals - Something 4 The Weekend

The Divine Comedy - Something For The Weekend

4. It's less titchy when you shake it about a bit.

"It's less titchy" was an anagram. Shake it around a bit and you get...

The Stylistics - Funky Weekend

3. Hyacinth Bouquet's favourite band.

Flowered up - Weekender

2. Discontinued chocolate bars.

Sadly, they don't make Drifters anymore.

The Drifters - Another Lonely Weekend 

Or you could have had...

The Drifters - Don't Cry On The Weekend

1. Coolly, Del makes lots of noise.

Anagram + a right commotion...

Lloyd Cole & The Commotions - Lost Weekend


More of the same next weekend...

Thursday, 27 October 2022

Guest Post Thursday #14: A Top Ten "I Can't..." Songs (Part 1)

It's been a while since I ran any guest posts here, and the only reason for that is that nobody has offered any. Fair enough, most of you have your own blogs to worry about. Fortunately, George has got sick of reading my interminable ramblings day after day, or perhaps taken mercy on me after yesterday's bumper post, and offered not one, but two guest posts to give me what Huey Lewis would call a Couple Days Off. So Guest Post Thursday is back!

Here's George...


I was listening to one of the three cds in the Sick, Sorry and Sober set recently and I heard this:


Today I passed you in the street, And my heart fell at your feet, I can’t help it if I’m still in love with you


And I thought that it was genius: a simple lyric, a simple tune, that Hawaiian-sounding guitar, that reedy, plaintive and painful voice, combining to make an unforgettable song. I can understand why some 70s and 80s country music puts people off, but I will never understand how people could not like and admire this song.


Hank Williams - I can't help it if I'm still in love with you 


And if you can get hold of that 3 cd set I would urge you to do so.


A while later, whilst sitting around not doing much, just singing those lines, I thought of this, another simple intro, builds up a bit, that “ooo” the drum roll, then Levi Stubbs’ voice...


The Four Tops - I can't help myself


I’m spoiling you, two utterly brilliant songs, it’s got to be downhill now. There’s a lot of song titles that start “I can’t”, and an amazing number of them are great. And then there’s that abomination by crap prog turned crap pop group with that drummer-singer. So, to cleanse your ears after just polluting them with the thought of that song, here’s some hard-rock blues.


Led Zeppelin - I can't quit you baby


You’ll be pleased to now know that I have been having the sleep of the just of late, obviously not a care in the world, unlike The La’s...


The La's - I can't sleep


And Mr Mavers was somehow not satisfied with that album?


Onto more genius lyrics...


Is it day, is it night, Am I losing my sight, I can’t see me without you


Yes, another country song. Really, how can that start not make you at least smile (or laugh out loud)?


Conway Twitty - I can't see me with you


And after a busy morning eating, the goats are having a lie down, chewing their cud. They are obviously telling me to include this song:


The Velvet Underground - I can't stand it


Anita is on heat as I write this, has been for a couple of days, so much bleating round these parts, and it’s difficult to get her in the goat shed. Parsley goes in no problem, a bit of bread, corn, he’s there, but at times like these, not Anita. FORTY minutes it took on Tuesday. She’s bleating for Francisco’s young male goat:


The Who - I can't reach you


It was very frustrating, he bleated.


The Temptations - I Can't get next to you


My thoughts on this?


The White Stripes - I can't wait


Yes, I can’t wait for this bleating to be over. And one more tune...


The Stylistics - I can't give you anything but my love


Insert your own goat-on-heat joke.


So a Top Ten “I Can’t” songs. Yes, some obvious ones not there, some deliberately excluded on grounds of taste, but not Barry Manilow, oh no, but because the song is Can’t Smile WIthout You, and not I Can’t Smile Without You.


Thanks of course to Rol for allowing this to be posted. Feel free to leave your inane comment. 


And I’ve just been informed that I can write a part 2. I bet you can’t wait!



Because tradition dictates I close my posts with a video (I feel naked without them), I found another version of George's top song which is equally worthy of your ears. And I'm glad George didn't diss Barry. Less bothered about him dissing the drummer-singer. 

More goat sex I Can't Songs next Thursday...

Thanks, George.

Wednesday, 28 November 2018

My Top Ten Sing Songs


Sing something simple. Here's ten songs where singers tell us to sing. Lazy buggers: they want us to do our job for them. Or... maybe they just want to remind us how good it feels to sing sometimes.

Ten songs that celebrate singing. Go!


10. Mel Tillis - Come On & Sing

A recent discovery... from the distant past... by a country songwriter perhaps more famous for the songs he wrote than for singing them.

9. My Chemical Romance - Sing

A much-missed band. Well, by me, anyway.

8. Stylistics - Sing Baby Sing

A song celebrating the fact that the world is getting better every day...

Wait, come back!

7. Blur - Sing

From the soundtrack to Trainspotting.

6. Kevin Ayers - Sing A Song In The Morning

Kevin Ayers' backing band on this track is The Whole World. It's nice to have friends.

5. Travis - Sing

Travis at their most singalong.

If you can't handle that, you may prefer the Glen Campbell version. If I were Fran Healy, I'd consider my job done once Glen Campbell had recorded one of my songs.

4. Aretha Franklin - Sing It Again - Say It Again

Funky in the extreme - sounds like the theme to a 70's cop show with added Aretha.

3. Martin Rossiter - Sing It Loud

The other day, Martin (not Rossiter) was lamenting the fact that this Martin has only ever recorded one solo album. I couldn't agree more. This was a cracker. We demand more!

2. Morrissey - Sing Your Life

Could this be the happiest song Morrissey ever recorded?

Don't leave it all unsaid
Somewhere in the wasteland of your head, 
And make no mistake, my friend
Your pointless life will end

Well, maybe not...

But before you go
Can you look at the truth ?
You have a lovely singing voice
A lovely singing voice
And all of those
Who sing on-key
They stole the notion
From you and me
So, sing your life...

It always makes me happy though.

1. The Carpenters - Sing

Come on, it had to be, didn't it?

(What else were you expecting? REO Speedwagon?)


Sing to me in the comments, if you will...


Sunday, 25 March 2018

Saturday Snapshots #25 - The Answers



Here we go with this week's answers...

I think we can safely say that The Swede is this week's winner!


10. Lost your afterlife? Ask Syd's heartbreakers.


Syd Barrett recorded a song called Gigolo Aunt, which Urban Dictionary defines as "A Girl who is usually very cute and pretty that seduces men makes them madly fall in love with her using her specific ways".

The Gigolo Aunts - Where I Find My Heaven 

The Swede #1.

9. Irish operas make for rubbish poetry.


Gilbert & Sullivan becomes...

Gilbert O'Sullivan - Nothing Rhymed

One of the saddest song ever written.

The Swede #2.

8. What you need when you're ill in Niagara.


TLC - Waterfalls

Lynchie!

7. Toothpaste flavoured Irn Bru.


Spearmint - Scottish Pop

Martin and a holidaying Charity Chic.

6. Chicks sing on the white lines.


Where's your mama gone?

Middle Of The Road - Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep

Forgotten how good this was. I just ordered a copy of their Best Of.

Alyson got this - of course!

5. Skinny Spaniards play it safe.


Delgado means skinny in Spanish.

The Delgados - No Danger

Another one for Martin.

4. Buddies waiting for the Number 73.


The Hollies - Bus Stop

The Swede #3.

3. Fashionable jigsaws.


The Stylistics - Let's Put It All Together

George & Lynchie - nice try from Rigid Digit.

2. Bicycle thieves get chased by a neighbour.


BMX Bandits - Kylie's Got A Crush On Us

The Swede #4.

1. Russian dolls in the topiary.

Chris got the Early Bird glory this week...

Be still, my pre-teen heart... never did so many young men dream of being a double bass...





Thanks for playing. More next week.


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