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Vultures are criminally underrated and the only reason is marketing. But now you can be part of the solution by marketing how cool vultures are with this shirt. Part of the proceeds from every shirt goes to the Vulture Conservation Fund. Black shirt is 100% cotton, sport grey is 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Measurements: S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Vultures: "Keep Calm and Carrion" shirt

Bats are criminally underrated, but you can be part of the solution by helping with my marketing effort to bring awareness to how cool bats are while simultaneously keeping beverages from falling to the ground with this usable receptacle. What a deal!

"No YOU sleep weird" bat mug

My tour shirt available at my live shows throughout 2025 featuring a great array of amazing venues that I'm theoretically playing this year.

2025 Unfun Tour Shirt

The perfect cozy sweatshirt for wearing inside, sitting in a pool of light, or checking to see if dinner is ready yet. You'd get lots of compliments on it if you ever left the house, but why would you do that? There's too much to read.

Indoor Cat Crewneck Sweatshirt

Merch - Animals and more!

My best-selling novel is available in limited quantities autographed by both authors. That's right it's exactly the same book but with some proprietary squiggles at the beginning and for some reason we feel justified charging way more for it!

Unwrap My Heart - Autographed Book

The best-selling paranormal romance novel about a mummy is available right here and right now. Makes a great gift (because then you don't even have to read it!) After purchase you'll receive an email with the link to download the ebook and then you can read it wherever you want!

Unwrap My Heart: DRM-free Ebook

The best-selling paranormal romance novel about a mummy is available right here and right now. Makes a great gift (because then you don't even have to read it!) This is the DRM-free audiobook version read by the incredible Sarah Hatheway. After purchase you'll receive an email with instructions to download it.

Unwrap My Heart: Audiobook Download

My Best Selling Novel

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