The Lynch of Locke Lamora

HA HA MOTHERFUCKERS YOU EXPECTED COMPETENCE AND YOU GOT THE OFFICIAL TUMBLR OF SCOTT LYNCH INSTEAD! A WORK MOST DECIDEDLY IN PROGRESS.

Oct 2

On the Cover of a Grimdark Magazine

Hey, Tumblr. Long time, no tumbl.

Just wanted to mention that the first-ever Gentlemen Bastards short story, “Locke Lamora and the Bottled Serpent,” will be appearing as a two-part extravaganza in Grimdark Magazine’s issues 40 and 41. Issue 40, GDM’s tenth anniversary celebration, is available for you to grab right now:

bit.ly/GdM_Issue40


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“Locke Lamora and the Bottled Serpent” returns us to Camorr some months after Locke’s 13th birthday, which was described in the “Orphan’s Moon” chapter of The Republic of Thieves. Locke, working as a bar-back in a rough-and-tumble Right People tavern, deals with some issues, including the fact that his only real friend on the premises is an aging mercenary named Mazoc Szaba who has an addiction to drinking poisonous wine for contests of chance. Since there are no flashbacks in Thorn, this story was the first time in quite a while I’d “gone back” to Camorr, and I found the experience pretty emotional. The good folks at GDM were lovely enough to give me this chance to play in their pages, so if you harbor any affection for Locke, give ‘em a shot. The individual issue should be about $4, and also comes with a load of fiction and non-fiction from people including Anna Smith Spark, Mark Lawrence, Christopher Buehlman, Cat Rambo, and many others!

If you missed my August updates on novellas, signed bookplates, and other matters, check it all out at: http://www.scottlynch.us/updates.html

And hey, if you didn’t see my short story “Selected Scenes From the Ecologies of the Labyrinth,” published in the Sunday Morning Transport in July, give it a read! No charge.


Jan 31
matociquala:
“The baskets have eyes.
Very very suspicious eyes. (at South Hadley, Massachusetts)
https://www.instagram.com/p/CoCripYLDZg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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A cat? Heavens, no, this isn’t a cat. Just a very spicy basket. Very not suspicious. Go...

matociquala:

The baskets have eyes.

Very very suspicious eyes. (at South Hadley, Massachusetts)
https://www.instagram.com/p/CoCripYLDZg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

A cat? Heavens, no, this isn’t a cat. Just a very spicy basket. Very not suspicious. Go back to what you were doing.


Jan 21
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This is Fafhrd, our weird little goblin cat who should not be on the kitchen counter, and yet…


Jan 2
(Flicks the lights on) Some creepy dumbass bought Twitter and is degrading it in real time while the world watches, so I’ve been trying to tend my other online contact points, which includes this place. For your serotonin-generation needs, here’s a...

(Flicks the lights on) Some creepy dumbass bought Twitter and is degrading it in real time while the world watches, so I’ve been trying to tend my other online contact points, which includes this place. For your serotonin-generation needs, here’s a recent picture of Duncan and Gurney, fifty percent of the small panther population of this house.


May 23
Although a cat was definitely trying to help me take this photo, it did not end up being a photo of a cat.

Although a cat was definitely trying to help me take this photo, it did not end up being a photo of a cat.


Hmmmmmm… left a gap. Wonder what I could set there…

Hmmmmmm… left a gap. Wonder what I could set there…


Cleaned and organized the table in our shared office tonight. I seem to have left a space. Hmmmm.

Cleaned and organized the table in our shared office tonight. I seem to have left a space. Hmmmm.


Apologies if Tumblr’s default viewer makes that last post a little blurry; if you click on it and fiddle with it a bit you can eventually view it at something resembling the proper resolution, I hope.


May 22
DROGON KING NOW. The show didn’t end like this, but I gave it my best shot.

DROGON KING NOW. The show didn’t end like this, but I gave it my best shot.


Dec 3
matociquala:
“ How my #writerden looks today, after a massive declutter.
As you can see, author copies of THE BOOK OF MAGIC are in. It’s got Scott Lynch, @kateelliottsff, @gregvaneekhout and many others in it!
The Christmas cactus is Dark Marie, from...

matociquala:

How my #writerden looks today, after a massive declutter.

As you can see, author copies of THE BOOK OF MAGIC are in. It’s got Scott Lynch, @kateelliottsff, @gregvaneekhout and many others in it!

The Christmas cactus is Dark Marie, from @logeesplants some years ago. Just getting started.

#teaofthemoment: @stashtea Sweet Honeydew
#mugoftheday: puzzled cat (white)
#penofthehour: Monteverde Mountains of the World Vesuvio with Sailor Studio 452

#writerlife #authorlife (at Massachusetts)
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq7mMyrF20H/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mpfb5mui5xt5

That creeping fuzzy doom in the background is Duncan. Duncan is a helper cat.*


*This statement unverified by any regulatory agency. No actual helping may occur.


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