Charles

“You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!”
― Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

“A friend to all is a friend to none.”
― Aristotle

“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”
― Oscar Wilde

“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”
― George Burns