Liam Neeson: Hannibal

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Hannibal

Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Give me a minute, I'm good. Give me an hour, I'm great. Give me six months, I'm unbeatable.

Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: [justifying his newly adopted non-violent attitude, he quotes Gandhi] "Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary."
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: [answers with his own Gandhi quote] "It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence."

Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: [Walking into cargo bay of C-130] Gentleman!
C130J Pilot #1: Holy shit, that's Hannibal Smith.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Are any of you armed and/or wanted federal fugitives?
C130J Pilot #1: No.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Well we're both, which means...
C130J Pilot #1: You're taking the plane?
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: And that's why I joined the Army. The best and brightest. Appreciate it boys, that'll be all.

Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: I see you've all met Mr. Murdock.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Met him? He lit my arm on fire!
[Murdock starts laughing]
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: He stitched a lightning bolt in mine.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Look at me, son. I'm told you're a hell of a chopper pilot.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: The best, sir.
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: I'm not gettin' on a chopper with this nutjob!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Yea, is this another one of your little 'projects'?
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: I'm a real soldier, I'm a Ranger baby!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: I'm worried!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [to Hannibal] I'm a Ranger, sir.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: That's good enough for me.

Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: General Tuco, you are currently engaged in unauthorized warfare on United States Military Personnel.
General Javier Tuco: No no no no no no, you engaged me!
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Repeat, you are engaged in unauthorized warfare on United States Military Personnel... over United States airspace.
General Javier Tuco: What?
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith, Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Alpha. Mike. Foxtrot! In other words, Adios Mother F...!
General Javier Tuco: Oh, no...
[Tuco gets shot down by an F-22 Raptor]

Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: [the Team is escaping in the C-130] You let the real pilots go!
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: BA, relax, you're gonna be fine.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [Hands BA a pill] Take one of these
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: What is this? Will it knock me out? It better knock me out because if it don't I'm gonna knock you out.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: Bosco all these buttons are confusing me!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: Shut up Murdock!

Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: You Army Ranger, son?
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: Be real careful what you say next, pops. And be ready to empty that burner if you start shit-talking my battalion.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Never shall I fail my comrades. Gallantly will I show the world that I'm a specially selected soldier.
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country. I shall defeat them on the field of battle for I am better trained.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: And I will fight with all my might. Colonel Hannibal Smith. 75th Ranger Regiment.
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: 4th Battalion. Fort Benning Georgia. I know who you are sir. Corporal B.A. Baracus. I mean, it was till I was dishonorably discharged for some bullshit.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: I don't subscribe to coincidence, corporal. I believe that no matter how random things might appear, there's still a plan.

Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: [after being arrested again at the end] Nice plan, Face.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: Yea, we just trade Lynches and now we're going back to prison.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: We returned the plates, we can hold our heads high. We did the right thing.
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: Yea, and look what it got us. This is bullshit.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: They burned us again, Hannibal. We trusted the system, and it turned on us.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Remember boys, no matter how random things may appear, there's always a plan... kid.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: I don't mean to steal your line, boss, but
[shows key to handcuffs in mouth]
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: I love it when a plan comes together.

Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: I believe that no matter how random things may appear, there's still a plan.

Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: There's a plan in everything, kid, and I love it when a plan comes together.

[Murdock and his fellow inmates are watching a 3D movie - The Greater Escape -. During the opening shot of a Humvee, just as it is gettting close to the screen, a real Humvee bursts out of the wall. Sosa is knocked to the ground and the entire audience applauds]
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: [in a British accent] Oh Captain! Your chariot awaits!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [runs and hops into the vehicle] Sorry boys, gotta run! Can't finish the movie! Do let me know how it ends!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Charissa, where you hiding? Hey, stay beautiful baby.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Punch it B.A.!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: [throws it in reverse] Let's go, fool!

Capt. Charisa Sosa: [Murdock is piloting down the runway in take-off mode. Sosa's driver turns right into his path] Stop! Stop, stop, stop!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: Face, your girlfriend's back.
Capt. Charisa Sosa: Reverse now!
Ravech: Son of a bitch!
[throws the car in reverse]
Capt. Charisa Sosa: Move your ass now!
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: The C-130 versus the Mercedes Benz!
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Lift us off Murdock!

Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Your Honour, these men were acting under my command. Any judgment should be levied on me and me alone.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Absolutely not, sir! We were all participating in this operation willingly!
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: I won't be tried separately.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: I refuse to be tried separately.

Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: You bring in Black Forest and it's an international incident, I promise you. They're not soldiers, they're frat boys with trigger fingers! Who's running their ground team?
Gen. Russell Morrison: Brock Pike.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Pike? He's a thug, he's a cartoon character!

Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: I'm guessing you didn't get religion on the inside.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Nope, I got revenge.