Egyptian Explorer

22 JAN 2015

Tankhamens tomb
discovered
By INNIE JONES JOUNALIST

On the 17th February 1923

Howard Carter archaeologist opened
the burial chamber of Tutankhamen
in the Valley of Kings in Egypt. This
is the first untouched pharaoh tomb
undiscov-ered in The Valley of the
Kings.
Howard Carter has been in Egypt
since he was 19. He had been an
archaeologist before Lord Carnarvon
hired him to find the lost tomb of Tutankhamen. Tutankhamen lived 3000
years ago and was an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh. He became a Pharaoh
at the age of 9. Tutankhamen married his teenage sister this was an ancient Egyptian tradition! Sadly Tutankhamen died when he was 18 years
old.
Howard Carter was one of the only
people who believed that there was
last tomb left in the Valley of the
Kings. Previously Theodore Davis
has been searching and informed us
that he had found all the tombs and
there were no more left. In 1922
Howard Carter was given one more
season to find the tomb because he
had been looking for 8 years with
Lord Carnarvon. Howard Carter was
under a lot of pressure and needed to
find the tomb before his license ran
out.
Then the water boy was getting
some water and he was looking for a
hard surface to put the bucket down
and came across the steps. When he
realised that he had found the steps
he quoted, I cant believe I found the
entrance to a tomb."
Howard Carter and Lord Carnarvon will go down in history for there
extraordinary discovery of find-ing
Tutankhamens tomb, the only untouched tomb ever to be found. Inside the tomb was a half filled bucket
of mortar and 3,000 treasures. Each

treasure will be labeled up and taken

to the Cairo museum to be displayed.
Not fearful of the curse hopefully
it wont affect them in the future.
Maybe in the future Lord Carnarvon
and Howard Carter will discover more
tombs.

Reuters

International
Moose Count
Underway
By BOB OBOBSTON

The UN-sponsored International

Moose Census got off to a flying
start today with hopes for an increase
in the worldwide moose population
compared to last years disapointing
figures. Among the traditional early
reporters were Egypt, returning figures of six moose, a twenty percent
increase on 2011s figures of five, and
Uruguay whose moose population remains stable at eleven.
According to Robbie McRobson,
head of the UN Moose Preservation Council, worldwide moose numbers are expected to grow markedly
on last year due to the traditional
moose strongholds of Canada and the
United States, with the larger developing moose ecologies also poised
to make gains. The largest percentagege increase in moose will likely
come from China, says McRobson,
The Chinese government has invested
heavily in moose infrastructure over
the past decade, and their committment to macrofauna is beginning to

pay dividends. Since 2004 China has

expanded moose pasture from 1.5%
of arable land to nearly 3.648% and
moose numbers are expected to rise
to 60,000 making China a net moose
exporter for the first time. This is
good news for neighbouring Mongolia, a barren moose-wasteland whose
inhabitents nonetheless have an insatiable desire for the creatures. The increase in Beijing-Ulanbataar trade is
anticipated to relieve pressure on the
relatively strained Russian suppliers,
but increase Mongolias imbalance of
trade with its larger neighbour.
Historically the only competitor
to China in the far eastern moose
markets has been Singapore but the
tiny island nation is set to report a
net loss, expecting a decrease of more
than five percent on last years 50,000
moose counted. The head of Singapores Agency for Agriculture, JingFeng Lau, explained to an incredulous Singaporean parliament yesterday that bad weather had contributed
to this seasons poor showing, most
notably when a cargo of 150 moose
were swept out into the Indian ocean
in a monsoon.
Yet again the global demand for
moose will be met largely by the
US and Canada. The recession-hit
States is taking comfort in its moose
growth figures with gross production
expected to break 700,000 and net exports to grow by 2%. The worldwide
dominance of Canada shows no signs
of abating though with this years
moose population expected to match
last years record figures of one hundred million billion.
Europes rise as an international
moose power will slow slightly this
year as a response to the European
Unions move towards standardising
the European moose. Stringent quality controls are holding back the development of the eastern european
populations compared to last year
when they contributed significantly
to europes strong growth figures.
Norway, which is not an EU member
but has observer status, strengthed

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to claim the gold medal. She walked

away with her million dollar share of
the prize money, runner up Tommy
Thompson from Nigeria taking half a
million, and third place New Zealander John Smith receiving a warm
handshake from the umpire.
Having started the tournament a
rank outsider she began to impress
in her second match when she took
US number three Ron Ronson by surprise and subdued him in twenty seconds with her unique move that has
been dubbed "Mauds Death Grip".
The injection of a new wrestling style
into the tournament was welcomed
by spectators and Johnsons pre- and
post-match breakdances have proved
entertaining to fans. However, she
was still not expected to win in
round three last Wednesday, facing
off against title-holder Paulo "SpineSnapper" Lutti, of Vatican City. Underdog Johnson was soon showing her
worth with stamina and agility easily
matching last years winner. Luttis
experience paid off initially as he took
the first two rounds, but as Johnson became more confident her superior strength came to the fore and
she clawed back two rounds to take
the contest into a decider. By this
time Luttis body language indicated
that he already felt overawed by the
pretender to his crown, and the newcomer took advantage of this to enBy ROY MCROYSTON
gage a mutual headlock which she
held for three hours until the Vatican man retired from exhaustion.
Records
were
smashed
in The next seven matches were barely
Nicaraguas World Wrestling Cham- a contest as the news of Johnsons
pionship last night as 78-year-old supremacy overawed all her oppoMaud Johnson, grandmother of five, nents who became too indimidated to
became the first woman for fifty-six fight properly.
years, and the oldest competitor ever,
Nigerian Tommy Thompson is

also a relative newcomer to the

wrestling scene, but with his 210lb
frame he was expected to fare well
against Johnson who weighs in at
only 90lb. However Johnsons lithe
and slender, some would say scrawny,
figure belies her agility and strength
which she demonstrated by holding
Thompson above her head several
times during the bout and throwing
him into the crowd once. With the
scores tied at 2-2 time ran out and the
contest went to a panel of judges to be
assessed. They awarded Thompson a
C grade whilst Johnson received an
A, becoming the first grandmother to
ever win the title.
The new champion explained her
success as the result of a strict training regimen instituted by her coach
and grandson five-year-old Sammy
Johnson. "Ive been drinking ten
raw eggs for breakfast every morning,
sprinting fifty miles a day and carrying my daughters car to the end of
the road and back whenever I felt my
arthritis was OK" she said. Sammy
added "I always knew she could do
it. Shes my grandma.". The youngster is also her manager and has reportedly arranged sponsorship deals
which will dwarf her one million dollar prize fund. Her new contract with
headband designer Nike alone is set
to earn her fourteen billion dollars
over the next year. She will also be
promoting Tupperware, Halliburton,
the Republic of Macedonia, and Gala
Bingo. Her continued participation in
the sport is not assured as she wants
to spend more time on her bungeejumping business, and knitting. Everyone here at the World Championships, however, hopes for her return.

in numbers relative to the Euro area

with numbers of Norweigian moose,
known locally as elk expected to rise
for the tenth consecutive year, particularly thanks to a strong showing in
the last quarter.
As moose season reaches its close,
researchers world wide are turning to
science in an attempt to boost next
years figures. NASA stunned the
scientific community today with the
announcment of their discovery that
the moon is significantly smaller than
previously believed. This conclusion,
which is the conclusion of a tenyear collaborative project, will have
profound implications for the moose
community as the gravitational field
is now known to be of the right
strength to support moose in orbit.
According to John Johnson, head
of the NASA Moon Sizing Experiment the first delivery of moose into
low moon orbit could be achieved as
early as the third quarter of next year.
The technology to nurture moose in
space is available now, he said, all
that is needed is political will.

Granny wins
World Wrestling
Championship