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The list of writers who
are published in any
particular magazine. is
fong. Contrary. to popu:
lar opinion it's harder
for a writer to break
into a magazine a sec-
ond time, When 2 writ:
er's byline appears in a
magazine 2 third time,
ts" good reason for
everybody to celebrate
‘Such an author is Rob-
ert Lory, whose short
story, "The Weakest
Link.’ begins on page
40,
Working as an ad and
publle relations writer
and Industrial photogrs-
pher in. upstate New
York, “Richmond, Va.
and currently New Yori
City, Bob has published
In Sia twice before. His
work has also appeared
In "MR." Magazine,
Fantasy & Science Fic-
tion.” “it Science. Fic-
tion® and, "Worlds of
Tomorrow.” In 1965 his
story "Star Party” was
selected for Ace Books’
‘World's Best Science
Fiction.” and last fall a
story “Rundown” was
Included in the Berkley
Books’ anthology. "Sci-
ence Fiction Oddities,
A magna cum laude
graduate of Harpur Col-
lege (1961), Bob is a
veteran of three years
with the US. Army. in
Germany. He has a
young son and daughter,
‘and enjoys. painting,
chess and karate,
The SIR! Sex Survey is
one of our most widely
read and discussed fea:
tures. This month's edi-
tion, "Sex and the Pur-
suit of Pleasure.” begin
ning on page 23, Is an
excellent. exampie for
‘explaining the popularity
of this. feature “among
social and behavioral
scientists aswell as
Ron-professional stu
dents of thie field
We have Included
three reports. from two
men and one woman,
which reveal the man-
fers In which they die
covered the sexual na
ture of mankind in gen-
feral_and themselves In
particular. In a thorough:
ly scientific manner they
discuss their historles
with particular’ refer
ence to thelr firat sexual
encounters. The reports
Include the effect of
these encounters on
their sexual conscious-
esses, end our corre:
further ef
luate and/or
‘complement the Initial
‘experience.
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Traffic tieups are @ litt
tle different from. the
weather in that though
everybody talks about
them some people actu:
ally do something.
‘About one of tha most
tunusual and imaginative
approaches. to avoiding
attic Jams hasbeen
lavented by a North
Carolina company known
fas Benson Alrcratt, Ben.
sen's solution? The Gy:
rocopter.
When SIR! contributor
Lyle Blerma saw his
first Gyrocopter he felt
‘an immediate urge to
testpilot the device.
And up in the air he
went. He was having
such’ ball that It ap-
3 if It would be
Whether you hate traf
fic or are” an aircraft
enthusiast or you just
enjoy getting away from
it all once In a while,
we feel you will really
tke Lyles report on tne
Gyrocopter. Incident
budget fang ‘will be In
terested in knowing that
Lyle Bierma Includes
surprise on that ac:
count.
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Michael Caine is for the
birds and that fact does
not seem to bother
him. “Birds” being Lon:
don slang. for chicks,
‘and Michael Caine be:
ing the Cockney bloke
fon his way to” super.
movie-star fame, we de-
cided to take a good
look at him,
You might know him
as Harry Palmer, the
poor man’s James’ Bond
In "The. Ipcress. File”
and "Funeral In Berlin”
for maybe you. remem:
bor him as. “Alfie” or
maybe you saw a news:
paper item about girls
making a scene over
the ultra-cool English
actor.
Somehow despite all
the fabulous stories his
name inspires, despite
his definite ability. 10
keep up with his new
and. fabulous affluence
Michael Caine is. grind-
ing out movies as often
as possible so he can
have his share of it all
before everything stops.
The story of this plain,
unadulterated cockney
and his so-far victorious
fight to claw his way
into the circles in which
“he ought not tobe"
makes fascinating read:
Ing whether you're a
movie buff or not. Just
flip the contents page
over to_page four’ and
enter “The Bird Filled
World of Michael Caine,”
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TAF EVERETT MEYERS Editorial Director
OCT. - 1967
RONALD REGGIO. 7
ROBERT S. CALDWELL — 7 Production Mana
JAY BURTIS.— “advertising Manager
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the words most often used to describe the 6/2” English-
man with the nearsighted blue eyes, the curly blond hair.
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rocked with laughter at his desire to become an actor,
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daughter. The marriage lasted three years before It foun-
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DROP LEAFLETS
Dear sini
“That article on sexy leaflets was really
something. The Idea of a government
producing pornography makes you kind
fof wonder Just how low people will sink
In time of war. That must be quite a
collection of stuff your writer Herd
Friedmann has because he certainly
seems to know what he Is talking about.
Tt looks as if you picked the most repre-
sentative pleces of this propaganda to
Mlustrate the story.
18 a really excellent article
Proves, you
coming up with unusual material
TL.
Caldwell, NA.
TONE POEMS
Dear SIR!
Didn't you guys ever have a coloring
book when you were kids. If you did you
would have known that female flesh Is
Incase you're wondering
king about turn to page 31
of September SIR! magazine and you will,
se9 what I've been forced to buy. A
couple of real good looking babes who
are painted over with some kind of
purple stuff that makes It hard to really
‘see them the way I'd like to.
Now | know you can't hold a confor-
ence with all your readers before you
make every little move; but have some
Consideration. What | mean Is If you're
‘going to be good enough to have pictures
‘of dames | want to look at, be good
enough not to have any stupid printing
technique got In my way. Okay?
Santa Fe, N.M.
Dear §.L.: You're taking part In our con-
ference right now.
Dear sini:
don't know what you did with those
chicks in Country Picnic In the Septem:
ber SIRI but it was really great. That sort
of reddish-purple color made Melissa and
Jo-ann look really other-wordly but In a
downto€arth way if you know what
‘roan That one with the really Tong hale
‘yeu dont see which pir fs, which} hed
realy vivacious amile which wes some-
ow ceptured by the skilful use of color
Tn what would’ ordinerily be 8 dragay
black and white page.
av.
Pasadens, Calif.
esr A.V.: The long-haired gal was Me-
lisse . , . or was It Joann?
GIALS
Dear SiR!
T liked the section about Denine Novak
(June SIRI), She is a real good-looking
blonde but her bosom Is not up to par
‘with that of Gayle Robinson or most of
ail with Kathy Wade. Kathy Is really a
doll. | would like to see more of he
And how about giving Information about
Kathy, like her favorite hobby, pet peeve.
favorite color sad whi or
measurements?
Tt wouldn't hurt to add the measure-
ments along with the girls in every mag
you publish.
Keep up the good work.
1G.
Dear HG.
curvy Kathy Is an Impressive 38-27-38.
Her favorite hobbies Include travelling
and tennis, Kathy says her pet peeve is
. Aa fora
pix and
|e apparent. It's red—“the
‘more flaming the better.”
Dear SIRI:
Bravo for the Jet age If Hattie Donald
(SIR! Sept. ‘67) considers herself Its
child, Hattle has got one of those cute
faces and womanly bodies that Just drive
men wild. | think she's an example of
the way the SIRI girls have been getting
better and better. Yours for many many
more Issues of SIRI especially when it
tures such girls as Hattie.
HM.
Milwaukee, Wis.
Sucerstion
INTERESTING
\ pal. i]
ss
PFMoly Moly! Holly Crommer te it. i
‘oly molyt Holly Gromer is it. in
cave you Torget which babe is which (and
Tdon't see how you can) Holy 1. the
lovely, lovely, feminine bundle ‘on page
10. She aeys ‘she'd rather bo bird
But Tin glad. she's, not a8
ean awful waste of a won.
Gorful person. Ive never sen a more
perfect Tooking chick than Holy. ‘She
Setintely: should. be. Hollywood, ike
star or something
Pe.
New Haven, Conn.
Dear SIR!
Tam in the US. Army and read SIRI
whenever someone buys one. After pag-
Ing through each copy 1 get sick. You
photograph a very low class of females.
Thave yet to see a charming or even a
pretty girl In an issue. You would double
your ‘circulation if you would take more
time to find attractive women.
For instance your June issue with
Lorna Drew who was your fold-out. She
la not attractive at all. especially In that
Idiotic fold-out with her holding a large
bowl In front of her. She looks canniba-
listic, cheap and unappealing
‘Then there's Kathy Wade of the same
Issue. Well that sp .
should put a bag over her head.
that H.G. disagrees with you. He
ight
land you're right. After all, when It comes
to women how can anyone go wrong?
COGGINS ON BUICK
Dear SIRI:
Frank Coggins story on the Buick in
the September Issue is | feel. his bost
report yet. Not only does he teil us what
this car does and does not do, he shows
us. That is, when | read the article | felt
as If | were at the wheel of the Buick
GS-400. It was quite an experience. Cog-
gins writes like a pro in a field In which
Augusta, Ga,
If you feel that way about
Frank (ax we do) you might be interest-
‘ed In reading the magazine which has
hhis own complete personal attention—
Popular Imported Cars. Look Into It. We
think you'll like It
“VIET CONG”
Dear SIRI:
In, reference to your article, “Strictl
Git" ‘and’ the question, of the’ origin of
words "Viet Cong.”
The term was first used by Pre:
Ngo Dinh Diem in a letter to President
Kennedy In 1961. There Is no direct trans-
lation to the English language for the
term, but It means roughly “rebellious
Viet" {Viet meaning a citizen of Vi
Nam—in this case South Viet Nam). As
used by President Ngo the meaning was
most probably the same as the English
word "hoodlum.’
PE.
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CRUISE
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MODEL ‘wom
LINDA
MOORE)™ Do some photographers have an easy life of lux
tury? Like Bill Crespinel when, last winter. he headed
south from New York on a cruise ship accompanied
by beautifully curved brunette model Linda Moore?
(No relation, by the way. of Debbie Moore whose
blonde charms you'll find beginning on page 57
of this issue.) Well. Bill leveled with us when we
asked the qustion. “Linda was along for more than
cheesecake pics.”” he told us. “She was my model
for three advertising assignments as well, including
fone for the steamship company. So we really work:
ed hard a good deal of the time. But | won't kid
you—there were times to relax and have fun too."”
Highlights that Linda especially remembers include
luncheon high on a cliff in Port-au-Prince, Haiti
where the food was native; a drive across Jamaica
where the mountain scenery reminded her of Ver
mont instead of the tropics: and eating squid in
its own ink in a top businessmen's luncheon spot
in San Juan. Puerto Rico. “I like to eat,” she con:
cedes, “‘and | love seafood. The animal they call
langosta—a sort of tropical lobster—was another
fone of my favorites in the islands.” Eating, for-
tunately for Linda, has no appreciable effect on
the dimensions of her curves, which remain at
35-24-36. One reason she holds her figure with:
out difficulty may be her penchant for swimming.
There was plenty of that on the cruise, where she
quickly acquired some pink sunburn. But in New
York Linda swims too, at a health club where she
averages three workouts a week. She also is a
keen social dancer, and notes the fact that modern
dances are workouts compared to the old days of
the foxtrot and waltz. But she feels that dancing
isn’t sexy when you're doing it. "I honestly forget
my date on a dance floor.” she says, ‘‘I'm so in-
volved in the dance. But give me candles and wine
and a cozy restaurant—and | really feel chummy."
‘At the lett (above) Linda epjoys os background an upland
fake in Jamaica: to the right. scenes in cruiseshio cabin.100 HOT FOR HAWAII
Detective Pete Schofield started his vacation with a congenial redhead only
to be Interrupted by a deluge of danger, diamonds and women of mystery... ~
By THOMAS B. DEWEY
CHAPTER ONE
When I stepped out of the barber
shop. 1 spotted her coming up from
the beach, by that pessage between th
Moana Hotel and the Royal Hawal
‘She turned in my direction
back out of ‘sight
‘She had a towel over one arm and
@ palr of sunglasses in her other hand.
She was a redhead, about five-two or
three, with good, strong. shapely tan
legs tapering down to slim ankles and
ute little fect in high heeled pump
‘She had freckles here and there. She
‘walked with as much dignity as pos-
‘ible, considering her perfect confor:
mation. She couldn't help It that the
various sections, fore and aft, moved
In lovely concert, swaying, Jouncing or
Hggling as the case might be.
Thad been In Hawall a very short
time, having arrived early that same
‘morning after ight flight from
ng Rot up on the
local custome, But surely, | th
following redheads was’ permi
it was one of those days—werm and
‘sunny and the soft trade wind blowing
gently, just as the travel folder brag:
Ged, and | would have followed her
Gladly all the way to Tahiti. But she
furned Into the beach entrance of the
Lellani Hotel and there we were. She
fed a meandering course around
‘end. of the swimming poo!
8
ing sway down the
‘One of the elevators clanged softly
the doors sitd back and | viauslzed her
Stopping inside. | resched the elevator
and rode to the fourth floor That wor
Sertt bros was siting tough the
ide. rightangled, “deadend corridor
Uihete the elevators wore banked along
tne sido with bench opposite ther.
Winon I-steppod out, there was. a men
tittng ‘on the bench, He looked tke «
Ghimeser or maybe. Korean, 1 was no
cxport, Also, he. didn't look too wel.
Tooked kind of a [Link] color
You allright?
"Would you 7
body?" | sald. “A doctor, somebody?”
‘He shook his head violently.
Topriahh THO by Thome B Dovey, Grginally poblibed by Sinan ond Wher Pl
"No, no, am awright. Many thanks.
You"
““My name Is Schofield,” | sald “Peter
‘Schofield.
He showed the teeth again, nodding
“Schofleld,” he said, "My name Yang
Chun Yang. Many thanks.”
He looked around as if he was afraid
somebody might be following him. He
jan't breathing very wel.
“Nice meeting you, Mr. Yang.” 1
ssald and beat It around the comer and
down the hall.
‘At the third door from the end, | tried
the knob silently. The door was locked.
1 took out my key, stuck it in the lock
‘and turned. The door opened and | went
In,
‘She was half out of her swimsuit,
facing the door. She had challengi
‘green eyes and the freckles wer
ally and excitingly distributed here
there. | walked up to her and kissed
her three times—once on the mouth
“Oh, It's you.” sald my wife.
“Who else?" | sai
She shrugged, turning, and 1 helped
her the rest of the way out of the
swimsult. It was pretty wet. | took it
fut on the balcony overlooking the
‘swimming pool and hung It over @
canvas chair. When | want back, she
wea rubbing herself ry with @ fresh
towel
‘She tossed the towel on the bed and
tumed around. She was smiling now,
big and wonderful
I got hold of her and she vibrated.
‘she
‘awoon in my arms. | carried her to the
bed and put her down gently. She wes
holding onto the front of my shirt
"Think of that.” she sald, panting a
"You followed me ail the way
“it was easy.
She watched me unbutton my shirt
‘and teke It off. | paused 8 couple of
times to kiss her here and there. She
made little sounds of desperation.
‘ve seen enough already.” she seid.
vm never going home. I'm going to
stay here and sit under a banyan tree
AUI't rot—till my tooth fall out and |
lose my moral senge and I'm going to
become known as Jungle Jeannie, the
Queen of the Tropics—"
‘grabbed
uunhooked my
Vi ga
me. Giggling. slyly, 8
belt. There was a knock at the door,
light, rapid, urgent.
My insides knotted up, Jeannie said
‘an extremely bad ward. | fastened my
bolt and she reached for me but 1
moved back,
n't go.” she whisp
“Tl get rid of hit” | said,
“Well wait!” she squealed.
She scrambled off the bed and made
“for the bathroom. | gave her a swat as
she passed. It feit good. She gave me
8 look-back through the narrow opening
‘Of the bathroom door.
| threw her a kiss and opened the
door. Outside stood the man from the
bench, Mr. Yang
He looked, If possible, worse than
hhe had before. He could’ berely stand
“on his feet. He had hie arma. crossed
over his midsection, as if holding onto
himself. His mouth worked.
“Look, Mr. Yang—" | sald,
He kept moving his mouth and came
fon in, I didn't feel | ought to push him
‘around much. | gave him @ little sup-
port, got him to a chair and onto It and
Glosed the door. His lips were still
making silent words
“What is It?" 1 sald. “What do you
want?”
“Misser Schofield" he seid, “you
help me—?"
“if 1 ean, but
[had to lean close to catch his
words. He was a very sick man. I reach-
fed for the phone and he lifted one hand
‘and shook his head. There was blood
‘on his hand.
"No, Please. You find my—wife—Sue
Yang, Give her—th
‘With great difflculty he reached In-
side his coat and drow out a long en-
Yelope. There was blood on his shirt
He handed me the envelope and | ac-
cepted It, handling it gingerly.
‘Why me?” I said
"You friend—Max.
“Max Gould?”
He nodded. His eyes rolled oddly in
bis face.
“your wife,” | said. “Where can | find
“Who did this to you!
His lips moved soundlessly. He let go
of his wounded belly with one arm and
made a'sign with his hand, feebly, mov-
Ing it In'a circle around his head, some
distance out, a8 If describing a halo. t
didn't get it.
isten—" | sald
Mr. Yang rolled his eyes up slowly.
His gold teeth flashed In his twisted
tr
Trlalon of he er ond i open Sonwel Fava Toeaed.
T looked at the bloodstained envelope
In my hand, then folded (t and stuffed
tin my coat pocket. | took a look at
the bathroom door and picked up the
Phone.
“Give me the desk.” | said.
| told the mystified clerk that 1 want-
‘0d a different room. He sald he would
‘send a boy up to show us one on the
fifth floor. | also asked him to send &
couple of policemen.
“Police?” he spluttored.
“Unhuh, Because that's why 1 want
to change rooms. Because there's «
‘dead man in this one.”
"He wae still spluttering when 1 hung
up. But I had things to do. Things about
Jeanaie.
Luckily we hadn't got around to un
packing much. I handed Joannie) her
traveling dreas, slong with a slip and
1 palr of casual shoes and told her to
(et dressed, and that 1 would explain
tor.
‘Like hell,” she said.
‘She picked up one of the shoes to
throw at me, but the quarters were
close and she couldn't get much swing
Into it. 1 ducked it nicely and got out
of there.
1 pulled a sheet off the bed and
draped It over poor Mr. Yang. It might
ass for a large bundle of laundry, but
probably not. Maybe | could manage to
keep her from looking In that direction.
‘My hands were stained rust brown. |
wiped them as well as 1 could on my
shirt tail, stuffed It back where it be-
longed and put’on my hat. Somebody
knocked on the door. | checked in the
‘smoothed her skirt
fond told her about Yang's
bout faced and walked away to
bathroom.
took Yang's letter out of my pocket.
tt was sticky here and there with blood.
1 was wondering whether to tum it
‘over to the police ar deliver it myself
when there was an euthoritative knock
fon, the door.
“Just a minute,” 1 called.
‘On the concrete floor of the belcony
wos a square of straw matting for a
rug. | lifted a comer of it and slid the
letter under. Then I wont fo the door.
‘There were two uniformed police of-
“hetually, he wasn't very happy here.”
| went Into the room and they came
long with that “All right, Buster.” st
titude. Mr. Carruthers hung around in
"No, but I've seen a few in my time,
| could be mistaken.”
“You're from Los Angeles?” the dark
‘one sald. They would have checked thet
fon arrival.
"Uhh," | said,
tat do you'do beck there? For a
Tm—well, what I really am, if youhave to, know—I'm a private detective.
“Oh.” ho sald. It was a big, fat,
quiet, loquent “oh
|! was strictly on vacation, I told
them. | gave them all the facts | knew
about Mr. Yang. They were very polite
‘and wished me a pleasant stay. When
thay left | wont to the lobby and sent
& telegram to Max Gould In Hollywood.
Then | want to the fifth floor.
‘The scene that grooted me was a
living plcture—like one of those punch-
[Link] travel posters with a big, colorful
plctorial map of someplace and an even
bigger Miss Universe In a bikin! stand-
Ing astride of or over it, as If she
‘owned the world, you know? Only Jean
‘le was Miss Universe without the
bikin}. One of Jeannie’s most enchant-
teristics Is her compulalon to
take everything off at the
slightest provocation, sometimes with:
‘ut any provocation at all—so far, how
ever, only in private,
‘Spread out on the floor were the
brochures she had picked up at the
travel desk, the main item being a
huge map of all the Hawallan Islands,
with luscious green land and a deep
blue sea. Jeannie was standing over
It with her feet apart and her flets on
her hips. and if the light had ight,
she would have been throwing & {a9
‘inating shadow over the Pacific pars-
dise. Iw
wrong. | wasn’t pro
fascination.
“What are you doing?” 1
perusing Jeanni
“Just mapping @ trip,” she
asked,
“So am
"Fun, tan't it?"
“It sure fs, but there are some tough
decisions.
isis
“Like, It's hard to choose betweer
the rolling hills of the south and the
mountains up north
“Peter, you're not paying attention.”
“Oh yés | am. And then agaln—"
She swung her gorgeous right leg In
‘a slow arc ever the map and pointed
with her scarlettipped big toe.
ighty-ninedollar tour, we
stay one night at Kona
‘and return late the next day.
She traced the route for me with
ind-ten,” she sald,
It may bo the most
romantic pace in the whole Islandot
‘ean ali the alan,
Téon't know. kind of ike 1t down
south th
Hina? ahe seid, stil) studing
1'was out of my own clothes by now.
Afterall two can play at that game. In
fact ite's tox more. fan with two.
not cooperating, Pete.” sho
im just not getting to you.
Ty agen,” | ved. “Til go along
Sho turned around end looked at me
for the fst time, Her ayes narrowed
on
ist come on across the bridge,” 1
She considered the suggestion and
‘shook her head. a
“i's @ oneway trp.” she said. “How
would get beck?"
"ald thet to rest with five seconds
of silence,
“Besides,” Jeannlo said, moving to-
ward her open suitcase, “i's lunch tne
tnd tm hungry”
1 sihed. Resdng for the shower.
owas prowilng ‘around. moodil,
and fully dressed, when 1 came ovt of
the showor. 1 couldn’ tell whether the
‘moodiness was because sho was dre
dor hungry or worried. about Mr.
Yang. the first was the most likely.
T put on a Jacket, checked my waliet
and Keys and wont out on the balcony.
The bloodstained:envalope wes, wh
Uhad eft tI held Te up to the light
‘again, {0:0 avail, sterted to open it,
changed my mind, put It In my coat
pocket and went inside, Jeannie was
Sitting on the arm of a chalr, swinging
jeady?” 1 That's always a
gesser to pull on a wife who's been
walting for you.
‘She got up without a word and head-
ed for the door. Passing the bureau,
she picked up @ booklet and handed
It to me over her shoulder. | looked at
It while T checked the door lock and
Jeannie headed for the elevator. It was
fone of, those “What's Doing “Around
Waikiki" things, listing the places to go
to be fed and amused. She had It open
toa age end hed circled one
of the listings with a penci
‘The ‘Surf Club," it read, “Open
Seven Days @ Week. Dinner and Danc-
Ing. Entertainment. Featuring the exotic
Chinese dancing star, Sue Yang.” And
finally, in parentheses, "Under New
Management.”
In a sober mood, | followed Joannie
{from the room. Questions kept banging
around In my head, along with some
tentative answers.
If this Sue Yang was Mr. Yang's wife,
“with her name In the public guidebooks,
why did he ask me to find her? How
had she got lost?
CHAPTER THREE
‘The Surf Club was on the spooky
side. It sat far back from the Boulevard
fon about ten acres of ground, planted
{to coconut palms and banyan trees.
‘We were early for the spot. There
was no traffic In or out, and we 3
back in the roomy, comfortable tex!
‘and. talked our
dn
ided It was time to go In. She had
been through quite & day. Over lunch
had filled her in on the disappearance
‘of Mr. Yang's corpse. Then, maybe to
‘get her mind off ‘things, she decid
we would go window shopping. We
hhadn't got back to the hotel til after
five. We had spent about an hour with
the spider Illy girl at the travel desk,
planning 8 couple of Island hops, and
by the time we got upstairs Jeannie
was pooped and had fallen asleep. Al-
together she had put up with a for of ||
frustration, with very little connublal
‘satisfaction, and the straln with begin-
ning to tall.
I wasn't feeling too comfortable my-
‘olf. Thore hi
ppearance of
Mr. Yang's body signified that some-
body was watching awfully clost
Upald Yoshi for the ride and told
him that as wo hed no Idea what time
we would leave the club, he could
Brobebly do better than to al around
walt for
“Will walt.” he. said. "Nothing to do
now this. sea:
‘Sult_yours {t_ maybe
you'd lke to spend an ‘evening with
the forily."
Ho shrugged end looked inscrutable.
"Better spend evening in cab,” he
“More peace and quiet
nd went “up over the
veranda end Into’ the ‘pagan
jungle of the Surf Club. It was depres
Ing. There was a vast, empty room, full
‘of tables and chairs neatly placed, but
without lights and ‘totally’ unoccupled.
A high, Orlental screen separated the
bg empty room from the foyer, which
was also roomy and almost as doserted.
‘There were a couple of men standing
around. One was a sixfoot'six guy who
probably weighed in at close to three
hundred; a real King Kong, of @ choco-
late brown color He was dressed in a
Hawallan shirt and dungarees and was
bare-footed. The other wes e short,
round-faced Chinese with a pale com:
plexion who reminded me of a Los
‘Angeles policeman I had once known
by the name of Sam Kool. This Semmy
was dressed In @ tuxedo and a red
cummerbund and in this. way he did
not resemble Sam Kool at
A broad Colonial-type staircase rose
at one side of the foyer, climbing to
the second story. It was roped off ot
the first landing, but lighted ll the
way up. | decided maybe there were
living quarters up there for the staff
‘or the proprietors. Under the staircase
‘were rest rooms.
"Can we get dinner here?” | asked
Sam.
nodded, deadpan, and pointed.
found
the empty dining room. J
‘more tightly than usual to my arm,
“Maybe It's one of those places you
"Where did you ever go to one of
those places?” | her.
“I can read, can’t I
‘Well, | wish you would read one of
these inscrutable feces around here.”
‘Then we heard musi from off to the
right, soft, undulating Hawallan music.
"Come on,” | sald.
Hand in hand, we made our way to
in. progress. All
floor, strung above
‘round a tiny dan:
with paper lanterns and colored lights.
Jeannie caught her breath.“No wondert" she murmured.
A chiclooking hostess In white tinen
showed us to 8 table and took # cock:
{all order. On a platform atthe edge
(Of the dance floor a Hawallan orchestra
made with the guitars and some other
‘odde and ends. it wae nice quiet music.
eal better?” | asked Jeannie.
“i | felt any better they'd have to
bring us a screen,” she sald.
‘The musicians took a break ond
drifted ‘away from the stand. Pretty
soon I caught the hostess’s eye and
‘asked what time Miss Yeng would
her sppearance.
Ise Yang won't be dancing to-
right. I'm sorry.” she sald.
‘That's. a disappointment,” Jeannie
he 11?" 1 asked
guess if you had got kill
be doing any dancing elther—not the
same. night.
“Uh-huh, maybe the next,” 1 sald.
She finished her drink snd pushed
the omty glass toward me across the
table,
I." she sald, “the main thing 1s
to get rid of that envelope, So let's do
crete
eras ange
cee nae
eh eae te!
rember ee bees
See are
Brae ms cear ats oe
ieee
1 a i oo
tents out of the envelope, taking note
Teka aemest 1
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Sicet meres
Se ete at ee
Sees
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mer Pipe
Bia eth Seba ead
er
Sin aie ee
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eae ate
a
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vot a
He bowed once more, “You come
in"
oes. you bet.’
1 started. wey and turned back
With no idee of what sort of fire I
rig bate, Wanye tons hi
iy name Schofild” | aa “t
waa urged by & fiend of the family 0
toe Miss. Yang. I'd ike to sond her @
Setaell card, Could 1 ond We here?”
“Yes.” he sald, “Most kind”
“Not at all" | sald. "You have a very
Interesting piace here.”
‘He. bowed.
Toot eway then in a hurry, before he
could have me doing It. Anyway. | had
been too long away from Joannio.
‘The steaks were delicious. We of
dered some wine and got a little high
and applauded enthusiastically when
the Tahitien dancer came out and did
her fest shakes. We applauded the
Howallan dancer's hulas, too, but less
enthusiastically. Later we saw some
‘wonderful hulss and came to apprect
fete them. But that night we were on
the high side, very touristy and well
fed, not to mention somewhat Itchy.
"After the show we did a litte danc-
Ing, if you could call it dancing on that
litle floor. It was fun though, even the
Jostling, like @ new step: one, two,
three and bumpt one, two, three, etc,
Jeannie got the giggles and started
‘chewing on my ear. Beyond the drinks
‘and the wine, there was something
heady and wild in the atmosphere;
‘exotic aromas, the lanterns, the trope
surf and that moon. The spell of it was
thick around me whan, for some ree
‘s0n, | glanced up. Jeannle’s back was
to the bullding and I saw lights up
there In corer room on the second
floor: soft, suggestive pink-and,jade
lights through gauzy curtains. One of
the curtains was drawn back and!
sew the silhouette of @ Chinese gic in
fone of the formfiting, highnecked
dresses. She soemed to be looking
down at the dance floor, but all the
light was behind her so 1 couldn't be
‘sure, It was only a flash glimpse, but
hadn't yet shaken off that f
being watched and now the
girl had edded herself to the list. Mra.
197 | wondered. Maybe I ought to
find: out. Or mayba 1 ought to Tat R go,
The music stopped and we went
sey”
‘Then alip it to me. Ill tke it to the
Powder room. It's time to blow thi
Join anyway nl
lug It out of my pocket and alid It,
folded, across the table. Sho covered
It with her hand and snaked It Into the
big purse she was carrying.
‘As we got up to leave, | noticed that
Sammy had disappeared. We went
‘through both dining rooms and on out
to the foyer. Jeannie excused herself
‘and alld out of sight Into the powder
ut
if E
i
Fil
i
3
tmant | apoke ‘my plece, Sue Yang, be-
{Gon to make an appearance. | say "be-
{Gen because she made It by degrees,
Soming dawn the tlre. First,
of tiny foot In black ilk lippe
hallway to hor calf, the. sit dress, a
blue-gotd: and little by ite, flashes of
slender. creamy, naked leg.
The hips snaked slowly downward,
hugging the banister on one side, She
had high, polnted breasts, upthrust ure
dor the soft fabric. Her neck was half
surrounded by ahoulderlength, _Jet-
black hele. tt hung full and soft, fram
Ing her pale, powdered. face. She
tured It fo me slowly and looked st
ime and 1 held my breath some more,
Then drow in some ar, slow and
shaky, and exheled tightly through my
rose.
‘She smelled like a gardenia with
pepper ‘on it. Her lips ‘wore. scarlet,
Symmetrical, end full f timeless prom:
ine, Her ‘nose was slender and tittle
upturned at the tip. Her eyes wer
round end black as her helt. Ao | climis
td up the stalre to. within two. feet
of her | noticed that her lashes wore
alt an inch ong. it wasn't real. Tt
was one of those dream faces t. guy
tees in his sleep, the kind to get cant
Op onan telend with, But there wes
one offnote about It: her left eye
Sported a shiner. She hed worked pret.
{y hard with the makeup Kit to cover
R, ‘but We wae. there; not. big, but
enough to Keep her out of the show.
Aslighe Indisposition; & emall mouse.
was very sorry to heer you were
wea” te
‘She half closed her eyes. end inclin-
ed hor heed with dignity. Her face re-
mained "closed, secret. 1 heard a
Tustlng sound ‘and reelized she was
Speaking to me. Her lips didn't move.
Nobody must hear." she whispered.
‘You have some word from my hue.
ben?"
‘My thoughts were bitter as bed beer.
‘Oh sure, lady, t thought. Right down
tn th powdar room with my" sneaky
But | whispered back, full of conte
dence. doing a little of the venti
Quiet bit myself: “At the. hotel. T
didn't want’ to carry 1 around.”
1 glanced down over the banister and
noted that king Kong and Semmy were
watching us.""A\ thing. ran. down” my
Spine like the cold feet of « mouse.
Van withthe aid aay. |“Can you. meet me on pall, three
o'clock tomorrow?"
Lady, | was thinking, | can meet you
In the’ middle of the Pacific in five
minutes, if necessary.
The spell broke
lion pieces. There was the slam of
door upstairs, followed by heavy foot-
‘steps. Simultaneously, | could see on
the rim of my vision a red flash of
hair as Jeannie came out of the powder
room under us to join King Kong and
Sammy. | kept looking up. panting like
‘a wind-broken horse. The footsteps
kept coming above,
“Tomorrow. Pali." | managed to mut-
ter, and cravenly I turned and started
down the stairs.
“Oh, there you are,” Jeannie said.
“yup.”
‘At the landing 1 paused and looked
back. Sue Yang hadn't moved. One step
up behind her was a guy about sixfeet-
three, broad and red-faced, in a wrin-
kled Palm Beach suit and a ten-gallon
He was grinning down at me.
“Howdy.” he said, booming It_ out.
IkS havin’ a good time? That's
said, “Just extending
my best wishes.
He grinned down over Miss Yang
‘and patted her fanay with a big, frlend-
ly hand. She Just stood there. | almost
choked. 'm not too squeamish, but 1
hadn't got all the way out of my dream
yet and it was an obscene desecration.
"Missed her in the show, eh? Sorry
about that, A little under the weather,
but she'll be back good as new tomor-
row, eh, Susie?
He stood there rubbing her bottom
‘and she stood there letting him. 1
ted to hit him.
‘Like to see folks have a good time,”
the big guy._was booming. “Why ‘I
bought the place.” And then, so help
me, he came right out with it, boom:
ing, “Ahm from Texas. Where y'all
from, folks?”
“Alaska,” 1 choked.
ice meeting
you.
plunged down the stairs, nodded
Jerkily at Sammy and then at King Kong
and got hold of Jeannie's arm. She
gave me a funny look
"The big guy was leaning out over the
banister with a white card in his hand,
He tossed it toward us and it fluttered
crazily to the floor ten feet away.
‘Name. is McGutfy.” he boomed,
“Tex MeGuffy, Y'all come on back, hear,
and have a drink on me. ‘Night, folks
Say goodnight, Susie.”
"Goodnight," she sald.
That big hand wandered down her
back again and | couldn't watch it any
more. | tightened my grip on Jeannie’s
farm and half dragged her out of the
place, down the steps and over to
Yoshi's black cab, parked off to one
‘Let's drive around @ little.” Jeannie
said.
‘asked Yoshi to drive around.
‘Out by Diamon’ Head maybe?” he
"Maybe. Fine," | sald
pushed the window button and the
warm night wind swirled softly through
the car. It helped a little. Jeannie snug-
led over and | put my arm around her
mechanically
“Was that her?” Jeannie asked,
“| guess so. She said it was.
Jeannie picked up my clenched fist
‘and moved it onto a likel
her anatomy. | unclenched
was about all. | was still burning un-
der the collar. Jeannie put her hand on
my face and swiveled It around to
where she could look at It.
“Lookee,” she said, giving me a
small slap, “get little yella Cinderella
(off your ‘mind, huh? This is me, re
‘momber?”
“Yeah, honey, I'm sorry.”
Jeannie wasted no time getting out
of the cab when we pulled up at the
hotel. 1 thought Yosh! was grinning @
little, but I couldn't be sure with him.
He was always grinning about some-
thing,
I paused long enough to say, “Can
you pick me up here tomorrow around
wothirty?”
1 gave him an extra fat tip.
He nodded happily, saluted and drove
off
' looked around for Jeannie and she
had disappeared. When I found her in
the lobby her face was like a desert.
“what?” | said
‘She pointed. Across the lobby. deep
in a comfortable chalr. a small man in
2 neat black suit sat with a black
fedora down over his eyes and a well-
read but still neat newspaper folded on
his lap.
‘And immediately, all at once, Max
Gould wake up.
CHAPTER FOUR
He was a dapper. diminutive guy.
dressed always in black, except on the
olf course. where he was always in
white. He wore his clothes well and
was careful of them, He smiled up at
Us with strong, even, polished teeth.
“Hello, children,” he sald,
nice evening?”
“Up till now.” Jeannie said
‘were Just on our way upstairs. Maybe
{you could give usa ring in the morn
ing, huh, Max?”
Max biinked at her.
Going to bed? “At this hour? It's
only micnight—what will you 60?”
‘Okay, Max,” Jeannie sighed.
She flopped Into a chalr across from
him and Max carefully looked a
as her dress rode up. He was a ci
fut man, Max. and successful one
He was an importer, especially of dia-
monds and other rare gems and curios.
Thad done some routine credit checks
for him and he had taken a fatherly
interest in me, and inevitably in Jean-
nile too. He was one of our favorite
people, though you wouldn't know it
from the way Jeannie greeted him.
“Okay, Max.” | said, "where shall
we go to talk
He shrugged.
“How about some Irish coffee?”
“Sure,” he said
A boy brought the coffee to our
room and we sat around with it Jean
XA
“Easy, Fred—the jewel in her navel is bugged.”
Gatorwith her grievance aired, felt bet-
sleepy.
told Max that Me. Yang was
dead, he put his face in his hand and
‘head sadly.
‘After @ while and some coffee, he
tus the background.
T knew Chun Yang sbout thirty
years. He waa an Importer end retail
merchant In San Francisco—on honest
man. Got along good with him. Never
‘Signed @ contract together—word ax
‘900d as—you know.
‘knew. It was equally true of Max.
“Well.” he said, “a couple of months
ago, Yang took a trip east—india, Sing-
‘pore, Hong Kong. He told me he wae
(olng, offered to buy for me, but at the
time, I wasn't buying much. | told him
to enjoy himself, have a@ little fun for
@ change,
He looked cautiously at Jesnnie, who
yawned.
1d he have fun?" | prompted.
"1 don’t know," Max sald. “He got
married. Then, about two weeks ago |
yoneymoon in Honolulu now for a
Couple of weeks already, and every:
thing is great; he wants fo bulld a new
home In'San Francisco, for the bride,
‘[Link] top of everything lse, he's
fome stones,
diamonds. Beauties, he says. and i
‘on the ground floor if
‘Ware you Interested?”
Max. shrugged.
“Like I told Yang at the time—It he’s
got something special, I'm always in-
erested. He wasn't pushing, you un-
derstand, But @ man can al
‘cash. especially right
gots married.
‘We took a look at Jesnnle, but she
seemed to be asleep.
‘What's with the bill of sale’
‘sid. “if you and Yang were such bud-
sles’ ond “all?”
tlently—"it's not something between
me—or him—and whoever we do bus
‘Ress with along the line. Proof of own-
ler—there’s not
‘worth of hot mer-
trust somebody. Not in. the diamond
OF opinion, you know? Yang told me hie
‘wile wanted to go to work, as a dancer,
‘the had # good offer from a night club
hore, He didn’t want her to do It. So
ahe came on and sald hello and put It
‘up to me. Well—what could | say? |
fad It wae nice to meet her.
“Did ‘you, talk to Yang about any-
thing else?”
No. We'd already talked about
twantyfive dollars’ worth.”
‘And you never heerd from him
Well, by now | guess that would be
yesterday moming.
“What time?”
“Around nine o'clock. He don’t sound
like the same. guy. He's frantic. Some-
thing about his wite—t couldn't make
head or tall out of It, but I got the
Idea there was some kind of trouble.
T'was looking at him closely and he
kind’ of avoided my eyes. This wasn't
like Max, He shifted In bie chair, as
If something small hed crawled up his
pants leg.
“You sent him to me, huh, Max?”
‘id.
He nodded reluctantly.
“What else?” | said.
“For one thing, that deal for. th
diamonds. | was ready to go ah
with it. if Yang was jn money trouble
Tt would be a nice thing all around.
‘paused, cleared his throat softly.
“And you t00, Pete.-There’d be room
for five, six thousand, sort of a com,
lon for helping make the deal.”
trying
to determine whether she was asleep.
Speaking a3 quietly #s possible, | told
‘Mox about our visit to the Suri Club.
you?” he asked.
‘went to the bed where Jeannie had
dropped her pi
land snaked the envelop
It. That Is, wo looked at i.”
He took the two sheets out of the
‘envelope. He glanced at them, brought
‘ut a pair of glasses and looked more
cerefully. Hie teeth began to show and
hhe looked up suddenly, snapping the
Paper with a finger.
This te itl” he eeld. “This Ie the Bill
| thought about it some more, took
ther look at Jos
“Where's the pall?” | asked him.
‘2 spot up the
into Ita little deeper. It would be nice
to have something to give her, though.
If wo could get # copy of It, an obvious
ORT cone” Ma ei, “1 tow 2
cate er ata ttt
s
noon tev
“Sire y, but what's the deal? Why the
phony document?”
‘Let me put It like this,” | said. “t
never met Mes. Chun Yang. Neither
Aid You, isht?”
ight.
“Wall, this trip to the pall is for a
little fishing, If | cast the hook to the
right spot, maybe we'll catch some:
thing nice: maybe no
“Okay, Pete.
"Do you have Yang's address here In
Honolulu?” I esked him.
“Yash.
He got out @ small black book and
leafed’ through It sbout halfway. He
told me what It was and I wrote It
1 nodded.
“vd Tike to get a little sleep now.
Max,” 1 sald. "One more. thing—to
make it easier for me to got away to-
morrow, will you come over and squire
Jeannie’ to lunch or somewhere? Keep
hher occupied?”
“A pleasure,” he sald. “Noon?”
“Around then. And you can slip me
‘the phony document. huh’
"Sure, Pete. Goodnight.
F'got up to let him out.
| closed the door, turned back to the
room. Jeannie was sound asleep in her
chelr. 1 mean, sho was asleep. No
doubt it served me right, but | kept
trying. | lifted her from the chale and
put her on the bed and she slept
Through it. | undressed her. no. re-
sponse. | even fooled around a tittle,
‘and she didn't budge. | quit finally be-
‘cause it seemed sneaky. | tucked her
Jn and got Into the other bed.
CHAPTER FIVE
slept fine. She wes still
3p at ten in the morning.
‘She was In deep pesc:
got up end dressed quielty. | found
‘a pencil and a plece of hotel station-
ery.
Dear Freckles, | wrote. It was won.
derful. Have a sleep. Max will
take you to lunch if 'm not beck by
‘noon, Be nice to him, but seve a little
for the old man. Happy daze. Pop.
1 slid it under a bottie of face lo-
tlon where she was bound to see it,
‘got Into my Jacket. picked up my Iden.
@ication stuff and left the room.
U had breakfast in the hotel dining
room and read the moming paper.
There wasn't a word about Yang. |
walked out to the front of the hotel‘and looked up a taxi. Yoshi wasn’t
there, but | hadn't expected him. Our
‘appointment was for later In the day.
Ttehad been raining off and on, th
‘streets were glistening and the alr was
balmy and moist and sweetly scented.
‘The car stopped and my driver pointed
off to the right, toward the beach.
lumber you want one of these
places,” he "sald. "Look lke nobody
home, nowhere.”
‘There was @ row of half a dozen
homes on a slight ridge that sloped
down to the beach. | found the number
Max had given me and pushed the
doorbell. Nobody came. The front door
‘was locked and I tried the rear door.
Te'swung open.
Although the house was of western
design, the furnishings were mostly
Oriental. In the bedroom were twin
beds with @ rumpled nightgown and
negligee on one of them. A pair of
satin mules eat on the floor. In a cor-
ner was a wardrobe trunk plastered
‘with travel stickers.
There were a good many art objects
In the hall, including a lolly bronze
Buddha on a slim teakwood column with
‘a sliding tray forming part of its base.
A large vase had tipped off 9 high
table ‘and smashed on the parquet
floor. There were other signs of a scut-
fle: abrasions, scars, as of heavy shoes
sliding. Leading from a desk to the
front door was 2 double trail of ragge:
brown splotches. On a telephone stand
near the front door was a notepad with
the names "Max Gould,” “Pete Scho-
field” and “Hotel Lellani” written on
the top sheet. It was hard to escape
the conclusion that Mr. Yang had been
‘attacked in his own home and then,
‘when his attacker had fled, had made
his way to see me.
| was about to step outside when @
ccar ‘turned into Yang's driveway a
Stopped, | tumbled into the open lanai
at the rear of the house and hid be-
hind 2 maze of potted palms. | could
ook, Into the bedroom. What | saw
didn't surprise me. The mysterious visl-
tors were my old pals Sammy and
Kong.
Kong was stuffing the nightie and
negligee and the mules into a drawer
fa the open wardrobe trunk. Sammy
was fiddling with the combination, of
the wall safe. He didn't have to fiddle
Very long. It opened all right for hi
He reached in and felt around and
his hand came out empty. He looked
round. the room unhappily, started
opening drawers and looking under
pillows. Kong was looking In other
Grawers, taking out lingerie and blows:
tes and one thing and another and stuff-
ng. them into, the trunk. Every once
inva while, when Sammy's back was
turned, Kong would look at him, a5 if
checking on his position.
‘Sammy appeared to have exhausted
the possibilities in the bedroom. He
took a last quick look through, the
Gresser drawers while Kong closed the
big trunk. Sammy started out of the
room. He was Just short of the door
into the hall when Kong turned around
's | watched, open-mouthed, hit
Sammy. Kong hit him just once with
his closed fst on the back of the neck,
8 short, downward chop. and. Sommy
Gurad ip onthe floor thaw @ sound
(ong. stooped, picked up Semvmy’'s
ankles and’ dragged him back into the
oom’ and. out of the way. Then he
‘went Sack to the trunk, lied it with
Both hands the woy 1 would it a car
ton full of groceries, and carried it out
{o the hall end ost sight of him.
waited about @ minute and a half
stunned by what | Hed Just seen, and
‘wondering what the hel wes going. on
here. The barefoot monster came back
from the ball into the bedroom, pick
fed Sammy up and draped him over his
Shoulder and disappeared with him. 1
‘moved out ofthe ite jungle and hung
tround the lanai, waiting some. more.
I'peard car doors slamvon the ve,
the throb of the. motor starting. and
going sway. Then if was. quiet
CHAPTER SIX
tt was alittle after noon when 1 got
back'to the hotel. | scouted the. pool
erafully and found Jeannie inher
Stneuit on a chalae, longue and. Max
sitting beside her in hie Black sult and
fat, looking uncomfortable in the sun,
Pretty soon Jeanate got up and walked
foward” the swimmer's entrance, I
veatched her til she disappeared, then
Went in and caught up with Max (0
the lobby,
1 told him about my visit to, Yan
house, His eyes, wore full of ques:
tone but he didnt waste valuable time
Inenttoning them
Dig you get the copy of the bill of
sale?” {asked him
He took, it out of his pocket and
handed it to me
"Good
boy tras 10
co the bill of sale, allright:
‘and the phony version looks
authentic at first glance, but Is obvious
Enough fo arouse. plenty of suspicion
TFthe doll fant all She says she Is.”
Mi Guck out now. You can ‘tell her
you haven't seen me.”
“Spoor deanie.”
*Yeuh, Wel, is for her own good
Think of the coat she can. buy with
Ivey stuthousand. dollars."
‘ae’ careful, Pete
watched Jeanie leave the hotel
fon Mace arm and mixed @ measure of
Boutoon. with some. selfpity. Then |
Rat! lunch inthe coffee. shop, finished
af with” another bourbon "and sat
Ground on the terrace. a whi
ing the swimming pool, At about one-
forgive | went up to the room. The
was a radio up there, and 1 tue
Grand eft it'on while T shaved
SRowered ‘and dressed. There. was ®
focal newscast about ‘ifeen, minutes
long, but no reference to Mr. Yang-
Tog stl hadn't found him Kt made m=
nervous.
T fooked through the closet, where
1 had ‘hung my shict the dey before:
{noone Yang had spilled blood on. it
moos there, We had gone. to Tunch
Wane clock and hadn't come back
it eald. “Old your copy
until five. Then we had gone out
returned at midnight
Thad accumulated a few items of
laundry. 1 added a couple of clean
shirts to it, made a respectable look-
Ing. bundle ‘and went out to the hall
‘A chambermaid was trundling a canvas
Taundry cart. | waited in the open door-
way til she reached mo. I smiled. She
paused, edging away from a probable
Indecent proposal. | held up the bundle,
just wondering about my laundry,”
1 sald,
fF your name is on it, sir, Tl t
It for you.
Oh, Ill take it,” seid, “if you'l tell
me where to go. Down in the base-
ment, isn't it?”
“Yes, sir. Past the elevators.”
She smiled back then, being no long
fer wary of the indecent proposal. |
Tocked the door and took my paper
sack to the stairway and down to the
fourth floor.
‘There was some clatter in progress
at the far end of the corridor from
“where our original room had been. Two
or three doors stood open down there.
A flatbed dolly with side racks sat out
in the hall. There were a couple of
fat rolls of carpeting on it. 1 wandered
down there and looked into one of the
‘open rooms. Two Japanese men, work:
ing with quick effclency. were laying
1. working from
with the fur-
hiiture stacked on the bare side. It
‘would be a cleaning service, | figured,
that would take up soiled carpeting and
put down clean on a kind of rotation
pattern once or twice a year.
Two. chambermaids wer
down the hall, One of them laid a stack
fof Tresh linens across one comer of
the laundry cart and disappeared
through the door marked STAIRWAY.
The other unlocked and entered the
oom in which Jeannie and 1 had lived
for 2 few hours and In which Mr. Chun
Yang had dled.
When I reached the room, she was
remaking the twin beds. She was @
iybullt Japanese itl, with @ face
fas noncommittal as any | had ever
Seen, She wore her hair in 9 pony
fail. an unusual style and effective on
Not any more."
terday. | dropped by—seem to
Inga shit
She’ looked at me with that prety
mask.
2 white shirt” | said. “I thought
1 oft hanging tn the closet when we
thanged rooms:
‘Sha glanced at the closet. {took it
for an invitation, stepped in, opened
{he door and took @ Tock. Turing back
Ther ‘busy agoin with the bed mak:
ing shook my head
‘ot there. Do you remember seeing
it yesterday?”
$5"Geve me another of those looks.
Sot here yesterday. Just working
for tiend today"
"Oh Well, sorry to have dlaturbod
found seventhirty. that evening and18
1 took a lok a the carpet whore
war Yang hed deg, But count toe
ter pore eden of an te
Eotore ith the two cone.
wr moun ‘tao much ss vidones, bat
rear of my nnd.
“AF you ron
Sr eeter
“Thanks. anyw
‘across it, my name Is. Schofi
Schofield. Room five-ffteen.”
‘My name had no apparent effect on
her, She nodded her Impassive face
fand went on with her work. As | left
the room, the two rug cleaners, we
trundling thelr dolly with the rolledup
‘carpets on It to the freight elevator. 1
watched them make the corner and
y3¢ the load Into the cage, Another
levator stopped and | got in and rode
{fo the basement, with three stops In
betwoon.
‘When I reached the basement, they
were pushing the dolly out onto
loading platform. A goodsized panel
truck was sitting out there. The two
men swung the hoavy carpet rolls Into
the back end. The name on the truck
‘was: KLEEN-AITE Rug and Carpet Clean-
‘There was an address that didn't
mean anything to me.
‘They brought the dolly inside again
‘and started away past me toward the
‘exit ramp. | moved out from the wal.
‘smillng cheerfully. and ssked if | could
speck. to them for a minute—about
rugs. Theit faces were flat as drawn
window shades.
‘Now lunch time,” s
seemed to be In charge.
They went. | felt rolected, but after
all It was getting latish and we all
have to eat. I looked at the truck again
ind. decided it wouldn't take long to
pause at the room with @ carpet, roll
Mr. Yang up in it and get it down to
the truck, They would know, too, how
to clean up small stains in a hurry and
blood Isn't hard to clean for 2 casual
inspection,
found a door marked VALET—24-
HA, SERVICE, and went in with my
paper sack. An elderly Chinese accept-
fed the package and gave me a pencil
and a laundry list to check. | checked
It and turned it over.
Thora was a pile of heavy duty
laundry bags In one corner. Some of
the linen carts were lined up nearby,
Getting my shirt that far would be easy
encugh. Just lift it down from the
closet. dump It in one of the carts and
get It down there. Then pretend to
find it
But why? To put the finger on me?
Pretty slit,
| was rapidly getting mys
state. of bofuddlement. |
from the basement into the airy lobby,
took a look out over the pool, saw
‘nothing sensational and walked out to
the main entrance. Faithful Yosh, with
his bleck sedan ‘polished to a’ high
sheen, was walting on the loading
drive. He. bounced out, opened. the
rear door, hesitated end glanced around
curiously.
‘Mis" Schofleld not ready?” ha sald,
Schofield not taking this trip,’
the one who
If Into a
Imbed up
| sold,
We got sway and we went. He was
hell of @ good driver, fast, smooth
‘and quiet. A little sulky, maybe, be-
‘cause’ Jeannio wasn't with us, but 1
1 missed her
it was a beautiful
trip. After we left the clty behind,
there wore extonsive estates with
luxurlant gardens. Then we came into
8 park area and started what turned
‘out to be the long climb to the pall.
“You want me go up the road, turn
‘round? he said.
jell no,” | sald. “This Is @ business
appointment. Take about a minute and
@ half.”
Tho wind was blowing like crazy and
I had to shout to make myself heard
1 could tell he heard It, all right, but
he didn’t believe it, not for thirty sec
fonds. As far as he was concerned, |
was practically In the act of commit-
ting adultery right there on the spot
“Get those Ideas out of your hen
1 growled at him. “Til be right back.
I grabbed the door handle on. the
offside. gave a push and nothing
happened. 1 could feel the wind tear-
Ing at the car Yoshi got out with some
doliberation, came to the door and pull-
ed It open, br
1 elim "
‘against the wind—he bowed ceremont-
ously. 1 could have given him one in
the teeth, except that t needed ride
ome.
Sue Yang, Lotus Blossom, Flower of
the East, hadn't looked around. Sho
—.
‘stood looking away and the wind mold-
‘ed the sheer dreas tight to her alm,
‘willowy treme and her black page-boy
bob blew slmost straight out from her
pale columnar neck. By rights, she
‘Ought to have blown over, but sho did-
nt She didn't have her clgaret holder
‘out. It wouldn't have done any good to
‘came to think of It, was a car, or any
‘other kind of transportation. Possibly
‘had come by magic carpet. Or she
‘might even have flown in under her
‘own power. Power she had plenty of.
Thad felt the blast of It only the night
before.
Her voice was a whisper on the
wind.
‘Did you bring the message?”
I nodded. She stood with regal calm,
rot ‘extending her hand, not anxious.
Hor hair tossed fitfully about her neck.
Vopened my coat to get at the Inside
pocket ind nearly blew It off.
F got It buttoned again and brought out
the envelope, holding It tightly. Her
‘eyes held on my face and then, Irre-
aistibly drawn, lowered to look at the
prize. | held onto It. At once she turn-
‘ed her head and gazed away over tt
pall, calm and Impassive. | held the
fenvelope In my left hand, well out in
plain sight, and she made no move
fo take It or even look at It. 1 glanced
around over my shoulder and Yoshi
wag hunkered down behind the wheel,
pretending not to notice. The Flower
Of the East stood gazing into the vast
distance, atralght, slim, Uke a fragile
reed, untouched by the wild storm. It
‘was Just too damn cool. AS If moving
by Itself, my right hand worked its
1 grinned at her and held up the
envelope. She struggled for @ while
with her face and finally got it aet
‘again. She looked scorntully st the
‘envelope and reached for It.
thought of something. The blood:
stains.
When 1 piled it back, her face
‘thumb under the flap, lifted It and drew
‘out the contents, the two pages of
phony bill of sale, In Chinese. | gos-
‘could have that, but
V wanted to save the envelope
nodded, Impatiently 1 thought, and
‘snatched the document. | watched her
‘open and glance at It and appear sat-
lafled. 1 stuffed the bloody envelope
in my pocket and looked around.
“Give you @ ride home?" | asked,
istocratlc hand to her
held up my hands to show I had no
funny business In mind.
“Do you want a ride back?” 1 shout-it wasn't quite. th before.
Not bad though. The meeting was over
She regained her dignity, straightened
‘away from me and once more tumed
In that Impassive, exotic feshion and
gazed Into. the same old space. The
two folded sheets of white paper
had given her bent and rattied In the
wind and shu didn't lose her grip on
them,
| went back to the car. Yoshi didn’t
‘open it up for me this time. When |
‘caught sight of his face, he wae grin-
hing painfully, as. if he didn’ really
want to but couldn't help It. I got in
and let the door slam and shook my
coat into shap
t's go, huh?” | said,
‘Down now?" he asked, getting it
During the time It took us to tun
round on the. shallow turnout of the
Dall, my dream git stood with her back
{o us, looking. away. just a3 when we
hd rived kop hen sight tong
3. could and then the curve’ wiped
er ue 7
shi" 1 sald, “do. you mind play-
Ing a little cops and robbers?” =
He thought Tt over for 8 whl
"You ‘mean—ike go round pinch
ladies?" he said. : ee
“Well, sort of.”
All right" he sald. “What we do?”
“We ge down here at 8 good clip—
pretty fast—and find © place to. get
GH the road and out of sight, and we
T hoped he wouldn't have to go too
far to find a turnoff.
Ho didn’t. About half a mile. Then
he applied the brakes In a calculated,
slow, smooth manner, and suddenly
there was a turnoff and a narrow dirt
road leading away from It Into
woods. The foliage slapped at us as
Yoshi pushed the car away from the
highway. Pretty soon he stopped.
‘could still see the road pretty well for
quite a stretch and I looked at him,
Questionin
Gan see road all right, can't see us
from road.
All right.
Then 1 could hear the car coming. &
big, strong motor, tires squeaking
around the curves. It came fast, yet
It seemed to take It forever to get into
view. It was a blager car than Yoshi's,
longer, heavier and maybe blacker. but
ier. It showed around &
curve, carcened slightly, straightened
Up and went on down. it passed the
turnoff and I got a square look at It.
The driver was the big doorman from
the Surf Club, King Kong. Beside him.
Inthe middle, at. Lotus Blossom, On
the outside, his round, moondike
ooking straight ahead, sat Sammy of
the red sash, They barreled on and out
fof sight_and hearing down the long
‘canyon road.
Talghed ond relaxed in, the seet
Well, at least Kong hadn't killed Sam-
sy gth that sudden assault back in
ang" honeymoon cote
roan looked st mo for» moment,
3 got under the wheel, “She pret
tmad You ploched her, hun?” he seid,
“Shove not nearly ‘as mad ‘now. eo
aho will be pretty soon," | sald, “We
can 90 now."
THe becked out of the jungle and got
‘onto the highway and then ‘we. were
falling smoothly, not 30 fast. down th
that a?”
“Sure.” he sald.
Honolulu, 8y the river.”
“Wouldn't be much out of the way,
a the way,
want to go by there?’
in a manner of speaking. yes.”
‘My question, Misser Schofield, Is—
which we are, the cops or the. rob-
era?’
T laughed. | couldn't help it. | knew
it was rude and | tried to stop but |
couldn't. And pretty soon Yoshi was
laughing too: happy as. always, and
everything was all right.
It had been a very tough question,
CHAPTER SEVEN
Downtown Honolulu didn’t have any-
thing on any other busy, dirty, raucous
American city. Yoshi picked his way
‘with some distaste along a crowded
Street and paused before 8 fourstory
Toft. building that carried the. sior
KLEEN-AITE—Rug & Carpet Cleaners.
He insisted on walting for me.
Taside, Ina room roughly the size
ium, rugs were stretc
‘drain boards and half @
crawled over them with
foaming detergent and scrub brush
a desk In a cramped service are
front door, sat my little Jap-
bermald, the one who did-
n't know anything about my, shirt.
“are you In charge here?” | asked.
“No,” “ahe ald, “My husban’—he 1s
that’s the way It should be,”
1 sald.
‘A cold sweat tickled at the back of
my neck as | thought about the recep-
tlon | was likely t0 get from Jeannie
was working down the hall today—
when | asked you about that shire?”
‘She nodded.
"Sorry | didn't know about your
shirt
HH right, We just that It was:
kind of @ special shirt. Had blood on
Kes
(No reaction. The hell with it
‘talking to you.” | sald.
The door to the private office open-
ed and a guy backed out of It, « big
alittle of the rug cleaning man, Mr.
Kloor-fite.
Twas edging along the wall trying
to make the front door unseen, but
the big Texan turned around ‘ust then
son! he boomed.
He shook hands with one big paw
and slammed the other one down on
my back. My teeth banged together
sharply.
“ahim just down here seein’ to
things.” he sald. “Tryin’ to get the Club
up igo. only bought I Tate, you
“1 know." t sald.
He was crowding me out the door.
| trled to nod goodbye to the Japanese
girl, but | couldn't see around him.
"Say, son," he boomed as we hit the
street, “you got a car waitin
It would have been ridiculous to say
ro, Yoshi had already got out and was
feah,
"Mind givin’ me a lift?” big Tex sald.
Tent mine out and It aln't back yet,
far a3 I know.
2 It @ long, black one?” | asked.
“Yee, suh, son," he sald, “How'd you
know?"
“Just guessing,” 1 seid
He crowded me Into the back st
slammed the door. Yoshi gave me
Took and 1 shrugged. He got under the
‘wheel and backed us carefully into the
raffle, Tex MeGufty wes waving those
big hands. | kept having @ picture of
them fooling around Sue Yang and it
stil bothered me.
He leaned across the back of the
front seat as if he owned everything
In sight, end sald to Yoshi,
fey, sonny, you drop us by the
Royal Hawalian, huh? | want to buy
this gentleman a drink.”
Sok." | sald, “I've got to get bac
ty wife's expecting mi
He looked at me with suspicion.
int you stayin’ at the Royal Ha-
waiiant” he sald.
fo, At the Leifani
he sald. Thon, cheerfully, bear-
ing up, "Well, it's a right nice hotel,
10.
ete 0" pocket
Tex McGuffy reached Into his pocket
‘and brought out e slim, pearl-handied
Irrife. He hefted It In his palm a sec-
fond, then did something that suddenly
produced a gleaming six-inch blade. 1
le. He grinned.
Ho sat beck calmly. he en
trimming he fingeralts. Ho was ore
food att | guessed he probebly used |
ho
Wo qut his steaks with, too,1 quaas everyting Is bigger In Tex
i.
nn if you ain't right” he sak.
“You know—betwaen you end me, con
fidentilly, since I been over here, they
can have Texas. | been there. It's cold
In tho winter and hot In the summer.
had al that. Since | got over here, |
feel I ow man. Had two big
breaks, followin’ each other. 1 got me
‘Surf Club—cheap—and I slgned up
Susie. Now ® man can't do better'n
that tryin’
“Sure,” | sald.
"That gltl Is. goin’ to make that Club,
‘you know that?” He gestured with the
kite, scowling, fed back out
of reach, digging for
seat. "That poor kid." he.
ras like to die of misery til got hold
of her.”
“Sho was unhappy?" 1 sald.
“Unhappy? Son, sho was livin’ like a
slave, kicked around—she was married
to this miserable little squirt, wouldn't
fet her do nothing’, mistreated her.
Flight after she went to work for mo,
he kept comin’ around the Club, both
‘you kiow-—t finally had to throw
him out.”
"You don't say.” 1 said.
True as I'm sittin” here,” he said.
"Some kind of two-bit businessm.
from San Francisco. You know, went
fever to Hong Kong. figured he could
pick up a Chinese girl cheap, treat hor
like in the old days, make 2’ slave out
of her.”
Weil.” 1 sald,
We were approaching the Royal Ha-
walian and Yoshi slowed, looking for
ime in the rear view mirror. Tex MeGut-
fy snapped his knife shut and put it
away and | edged into view. | nodded
to Yoshi and he pulled into the Royal
Hawaiian entrance. I decided the time
had come to assert mysolf
"Vil have to take @ rain check on
that drink,” 1
He scowled @ little, but he took it
all right. Backing out of the car he
hhad to twist his neck out of line to get
the hat in the clear.
‘Thanks Just
‘All right, son.” he said. “You come
round to the Club. Suste'll be dancin’
‘again now.” He locked at me sharply.
Well, you talked to her last night
there, you saw what that litle bastard
jone to her.
eye!
1 shook my head sadly. He reached
In and pumped my hand,
‘Thanks for the ride, son. Bo
you.
He pulled a twentydollar bill out of
his pocket and tossed It into the front
seat
There you go, sonny.”
"You're a good driver.”
Yoshi looked at me via the mirror
and I shrugged.
thanks Very much," Yosh! said,
‘So long now.” McGulfy said.
He turned abruptly and stalked away.
‘Yoshi pulled out of the Royal Hawalla
drove a block and 2 half and stopp
t the entrance to the Lellan
he sald.
It was the late cocktall hour and the
hotel was bustling. That could account
for the fact that they took me by sur-
vise.
7 I was standing at the elevator, wait-
ing, whan the two of them stepped UP
{ulety. One wes tho big, dercakinned
folic officer of the day before. and
fhe other was his sidekick, the blond
Mr. Schofield.” the dark one ssid
auiety, “wel, have to ask you to
ith us.
‘Yes, sir." he sald.
0 they must have found Yang.
“Well,” I stalled, “could 1 let_my
wife know? She's been expecting
"the dark
"She spoke to us.’
‘What did she say?
fhe dark one moved his feet.
‘Well, she said—" He choked on It
briefly, then tried again. “She said, ‘I
don't care where you take him. Just
don't bring him back."
"You're sure It was my wife,” 1 sald.
the blond boy said.
CHAPTER EIGHT
They opened the siren from time to
time on the ride downtown. It was all
the sound they did make until we en-
tered a building with familiar hospital
‘odor about It and stepped into a room
with some very depressing tables here
‘and there. One of the tables was oc-
cupled. Without ceremony, the da
cop yanked the cover back. | took @
Took, turned around and held on to
my. stomach.
“Is that your mysterious visitor?”
‘one of them asked
1 nodded.
"Yeah, | guess it fs.”
A guy In plain clothes ca
ling. There was a newspaper aticking
‘out of his coat pocket. He Joined us
‘and nodded all ‘around, showing his
teeth,
“This Ie our frend Mr Schoteld?” he
ne of the cops sald it wa:
Let's go find a quiet place and talk
things over.” he sald happily
| went right along. | couldn't get out
of there fast enough.
In, whis-
It wasn't too bad In the room we
finally came to rest In. There was pler
ty of light and fresh air and there were
some chairs to sit on. The dark cop
mumbled something and left the room
‘and the boy from Nebras)
plainclothesman stood. around.
y name Is Jack Bishop” the pain
clothesman said. “'Sergeant.”
‘said. "Mine's Schofiold.”
feah.” he sald
He offered me a cigaret and | shook
my head.
chicken,
He shruggt
mart, maybe.” he ssid.
My stomach was raising hell again.
1 sald,
‘Where did you find him?” | said,
[__“oh—" he estured vaguely, “down
there, not far from the foot of Hotel |
He chuckled.
“Well, ‘glad to, have you. Hope you
enjoy your stay.
tm trying.”
"You don't mind telling me, 1 hope,
Just what happened between you and
this Mr. Yang yesterday morning?”
So I ran it off again. When | finished,
ergeant pushed out his lips and
whistled a little and lit another cigaret
‘walked around some mor
‘Well, did you find his wife? Did
you give her the envelope?” he asked
‘when | finished,
“Yosh, 1 did.”
“What ta his’ wife's name
T sald." "Sue' Vang. She's a
10 Surf Club.’
He trowned. He dnt ike something
“Incidentally, what wes done to
him?”
“I was about to ask you,” | sald.
He’ thought it over a while, then
shrugged.
‘S near as we can tell, somebody
stuck @ kalfe in him.”
“it wasn't mo,” 1 sald.
Bishop got to brooding again.
“Look.” 1 said, “I'm anxious to co-
operate, if only to get this over with
80 1 can get on with my vacation, Ill
sive you all you need to check me out
—fingerprints—I've got » complete s
fon file with the Los Angeles police—
He gave me a funny look,
"Nobody here is accusing you of
‘anything, Mr. Schofield.”
“rm glad to know It,” | sald.
he sald, “I'll take you
‘up on, the cooperation, temporarily at
il right." 1 said carefully.
“Shall we go?
80,” 1 sald. “Will It take
“Oh, Just a minute,” he sald.
When I looked back, he had a desk
drawer open and was hauling some-
thing out of It, white cloth,
's blood on It."
“Yeah. When Me"Yong fll naturally
I tried to catch him. Some of the blood
‘on the shirt, Unavoidable.”
did you get it?”
“it turned up in the hotel laundry
You see, we did make
He was giving me that odd look, |
found myself shaking my head back
‘and forth mechanically,“Couldn't have,” I sald. “I never sent
that shirt to the ‘leundry.”
He looked odde
he sald thoughtfully.
‘would appear to me, Mr. Schofield, that
somebody has « big eye on you.
"Yeah."
"71d lke to keep this for a few daye
he sald, stuFing the shirt back in the
1 shrugged. He closed the drawer
‘and moved to Joln me,
“Let's go see what we can find,”
We rode In the back seat of a big.
official car. Bishop didn't bother to tall
‘me where we were going. They seldom
do. We chatted about the westher and
the Islands and he gave me a rundown
‘on the places we ought not to miss,
‘and thus the time pi
It was early and there was very
ttle traffic moving Into the Club. Sam
guessed we could see Sue Yang, If
she was In.
‘Sho came down about the same way
she had that first night I'd seen her,
‘carrying the long cigaret holder. | held
my breath es ehe crossed the foyer.
Her big eyes glanced at the Sergeant,
then held on mo the rast of the, wa)
but | couldn't
They were blank,
bowed slightly
turn, with great dignity.
“Mra, Yang?” Bishop sald. “Mrs.
‘chun Yang?’
She bowed agein. Bishop was gentle
‘and sympathetic.
“1 regret,” he
‘bad news for you, about your husband.”
‘know, Sergeant,” she ssid quietly.
“My husban’ Is dead.”
1 looked at her eyes closely. They
didn't tell mo a thing. The shiner was
much Improved, slmost Invisible
“Oh, you knew.” Bishop sold.
leaned of it @ short time ago,”
‘he sald. "Somebody here read it in
the evening paper—that you found
him."
‘She was pretty great, all right, Either
‘she didn't giva a damn whether he was.
‘alive or dead, or ahe was, in true
Oriental fashion, masking deop grief.
There was no way to be sure.
"Vm sorry you had to learn of It that
way,” Bishop sald.
could see hi
her calm reaction.
""Had you beer—domiclled with your
husband, Mrs. Yang?” he asked,
beg your pardon?” a
“Were you living with him
“Only untll two days ego,” she sald.
‘quarreled. | wished to proceed
my career and he wished other-
TThed an engagement at the Club
boing nonplussed at
‘So you moved out of your husband's
house before he was killed.”
‘Was he killed?” sho sald,
Bishop did some blinking. It hadn't
occurred to me thet Yang might have
started to do himself In followin
‘quarrel with his lovely wife, the
changed his mind at the last minute—
‘Rot quite soon enough.
“Apperently he was, ma'am,” he sald.
“vm Very sorry. Do you know of any:
fone—any enemy of your husband's—
‘anyone who might have wanted to kill
“Ho hed
». Not customers. The. brisk
fidgeting around near
Tex McGufty In his big
hat was coming across the foyer to-
ward us, The glant Kong was leaning
inst the newel post with his arms
folded, and Sammy, in his red cum-
merbund, was standing part way up,
heed at mo. “Hello son,” he sald.
He put hls [Link] Sue In a pro-
priatary way.
ia young lady Is my star, fea
‘She's had quite an upset. 1 don't want
‘nobody botherin'—"
Bishop was showing his |. D. card.
McGuffy blinked at It
'm slways ready to cooperate with
the police,” McGuty sald. “But we got
‘2 show t0 do here ‘tonight. Why don’t
MoRESAND
MOTEL
foou -rv
AR
veh |
‘i
>
_—
“Forget the pool temperature;
‘are there any gitls in it?”
You come back end see Susie sfter-
had @ chance to recuperate, I'l
take care of everything, expenses and
all. 1 already told her that. After you
‘get the place cleaned up down there—"
at place? 7
1 house there, where Yang got It.
| told Susie I'd have It all renovated,
the wants to move beck in thers
‘while,
t's very kind of you, Mr. McGut-
Ishop sald.
I, It aln't nothing’. Anybody'd do
"guess 30,” Bishop sald.
‘nodded pleasantly et Sue Yang,
tthe others, put his
ut. I walked out
behind him. I didn't try to catch any-
body's eye. | didn't dare.
‘We got into Bishop's cer and drove
out toward Diamond Heed. He didn’t
have to tell me where we were golt
this time. Neturally, he would have hi
the boys checking ‘Yang's house.
His driver slowed suddenly, felt his
way slong a dark street and turn
Into the drive that wound up to Yang's
front door. There was @ police car sit
ting In front of the garage.
“Oh.” Bishop sald as we got out.
thi, morning,
Ho gave me some more fillin. Hivoice hed a droning quality thet made
re sleepy. | only half listened. | was
{gazing beyond him, my eyes lightly
Sut of focus, and I happened to start
Tooking at thet happy Buddha on the
teakwood column. | waa thinking about
the way It was made, a3. an incense
burner, with the holes and all, and won-
dering why the light of the’ lamp be-
hind it didn’t show through anywhere.
‘The officer sald something to Bishop.
“excuse hap 981d to me. "Be
right back.
He went toward the reer hall with
the officer, | heard them in the kitchen,
the back door opening. | looked at the
Buddha, He grinned at me. | walked
‘over thero and put my hand on his
hhead to keep him from tottering. When
Mtrled to pull cut the sliding tray he
‘appeared to bo sitting on, It tuck. |
‘could wiggle it, but 1 couldn't slide It
'@ softness holding It
more and
ou fraoly.
to It from tho bottom and found
tA black pouch the size of a
‘wadded man’s sock had been stuffed In-
ot Ite size and blackness could easily
account for the trapping of the light.
| wouldn't have taken an oath on
what was. In the pouch, but | could
make a respectable guess. Bishop
‘would be coming back any moment. 1
hhad a choice of getting In worse trou-
ble then anything yet, or of letting
priceless objects fall into the wrong
hands. By "wrong hands” I referred to
‘any except mine, Max Gould's and
those of the widow
‘As a decision, it wasn't too tough. 1
gave a pull on the soft, black pouch. It
fell Into my palm. 1 slid It into, my
pants pocket and replaced the Buddha
fn its stand. 1 hed put the Incense tray
Into place when | heard Bishop and
the, other offer retuning from the
tchen,
“Care to see the rest of the house?”
he said
| looked at my watch.
“Well, If I'll the game to you—"
“Oh sure,” he sald, “Thoughtloss of
me, You want to get back to your
wife. Ill drop you at your hotel.”
We chatted pleasantly—and_ point.
lessly—as we rode to the Lellant and
V promised to keep In t
thanked me for my pati
goodnight, went In and got in the
votor, floated up to the fifth floor and
down the hall to our room. It was nit
thirty and. surely my little redheaded
fury’ would be home from dinner by
this time. It wasn't until | had Inserted
the key In the lock that the full effect
of Sergeant Bishop's charm came
through to me—somewhat in the man-
nner of @ rap on the back of the skull.
No matter what else I'might have ta
‘mind about the murder of Chun Yang:
‘sure as | was about fo surprise my
redhead In tub or shower, or at least
some deshabille, | was working basle-
aT
aly for Sergent Bihop, Honolua po
ica.
Free of charge!
Ubraced myself, worked yp a happy
‘grin and ploughed Into our boudoir,
Eicking the door shut hard and noially
behind mo.
"There was no sound of @ shower, no
‘aplashing In the tub. | looked in there
‘and found nobody. | opened the drapes
‘and looked out on the balcony, same
reault. | even checked the closet. There
wasn't any Jeannl
‘rdid a double take and looked once
more in the closet, Her traveling sult
twas hanging where It had always been.
‘There was a pair of shoes on the floor
tnder I That was all. Her sultcase was
‘gone and
Were gone with It. | hed been walked
out on.
CHAPTER NINE
I stalked around some and told off
quite a few people, including Sergeant
Bishop, Max: Gould and my loyal wife.
Thinking of Max brought me back to
the pile of clothing ta dumped on one
‘of the beds. | rummaged around and
brought out the pouch I'd anitched
from the heppy Buddha. it was a small
pouch, old and soft and well used.
When I squeezed It with my fingers |
could feet hard objects like kernels of
corn. 1 loosened the fraglle-tough
drawstring and dumped the contents
‘onto the bedspread.
‘Some corn. All | knew about dle-
monds was @ skimpy accumulation of
pointers that Max Gould hed glven me
id | wasn't too sure of most of them.
But | knew that thelr best friends. girls,
would go pretty far for them. Crimes
had been committed over them, crimes
‘of murder, mayhem, and grand theft.
tossed one of the medium-sized ones
{In my palm greedily. A man could get
himself back In his wife's good graces
‘with only that much
1 slid them back Into the pouch, tight-
ened the drawstring and looked for a
20 to stash them tomporarily. It
bout fifteen minutes and | solved
the problem by slipping the string of
ouch over a coat hanger, a0 that
hung down inside my Jacket. Against
It showed oniy dimly.
‘round 20 that 1
‘door should stand open,
only the back of the Jacket would be
visible. 1 thought about how horrified
Max would be. 1 thought about Max
‘some more. | needed Max. Certainly
it would be possible to talk to Max
without mentioning the pride-shatter-
Ing thing of Jeanna with the bright red
got in the shower and It felt pretty
‘900d. After a shave and a good towel-
Ing I didn't feel-sorry for myself any
more. | felt brisk and tingly and ready
for a big evening, and nobody to spend
i
Along about tenthiry | decided 1
would have to get something to eat.
V toyed with the thought of ‘ordering
It sent up, but eating alone is not one
of the thrills of married life, With @
‘combination of reluctance and urgency,
Trgot off the bed and looked In the
dresser for a clean palr of shorts. 1 had
them In my hand, of all places, when
the knock come st the door.
1 dropped the shorts. Ail 1 could
‘think ‘of, with savage triumph, was
something like, “Aha, me proud’ besu-
‘yf and t made for the door, yanked
Tf open and stepped back.
“Oops,” | think | sald when | saw Sue
‘and came on in,
‘backed off some
ing, with no place to
took over at the door, pushing it to
behind her and reaching back with her
Teft hand to punch the lock. She would-
iit take her eyes off me, and this both
‘ered me at once because I'm not an
‘unusual specimen of masculinity, 1
‘mean, I'm all right, but I'm not any’ Mr.
America.
Rallying, | reached for the bathroom
door, which was closest. But | was un
used to the doorknob, which seemed
to be jammed.
“No, Mr. Schofield,” she sald firmly.
$0 1 gave up. 1 got my mind off my:
‘olf long enough to take some notice.
Whet | noticed was that she was we
allk scart was draped loosely over her
‘erm, covering her tiny wrist and part
‘of her slim, fragile hand. Protruding
from the hand was 0 threednch length
(of blue steel with a smooth bore hole
in tt.
“Oh,” 1 sald, backing off.
"Sit down,” sho sald.
| glanced ‘sround and there was the
bed to sit on. It would help a little, not
it doesn't matter,” she sald. “Sit
down.
1 backed some more till the backs of
my knees came against the bed. Then
| sat down carefully. Inspiration struck
| reached out to pull down the bed-
‘spread for a lap robe, but Mise Yang
‘nudged the alr firmly,
‘No, Mr. Schofleld,” she sald
sit stil”
It isn't easy, you know.
Tm sorry,” she sald,
‘gave up again.
'f It doesn't bother you,” | sald,
16 hell with It.”
‘You bother me, Mr. Schofield. You
{ticked me, on the pall. it wasn’t cievr.
Not funny.
“You mean when | pinched? | spolo-
‘lze for thet. It was just an Irresistible
Urge. You wouldn't shoot a man over
‘one pinch—
“I don't mean the pinch. 1 mean the
papers you gave me. They weren't real,
Mr. Schofield. They were, how do you
‘sy, phony?
gged.
‘thelp It,” sold. “I didn't forge
“Just
the true papers, Mr.Sa ae
De ne eRe Cee Reon ns
Beau ee cay
See eae Ee RS
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in frank detail their sexual histories with particular reference to
Pe nee
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Pera
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almost always 99% military (male) personnel
and wife (no children). It was near a Marine
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‘was In my own room peeping into the
next. | had told my mother that | was
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phn a orks
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(as I had all that stayed at our house)
Pe ee
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seemed to enjoy her very much.
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SA eee ea
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Of beer just to be ready for him. 1 had
yen her in this position Just prior to
Ree
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pe eae
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Cea eR ae
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Pee a
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rea ee ad
there were only two of the wives in the
Lone a es ae
Pee ie ee
Penere ee RCr ae ar
Pa Ug
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head's Coast Guard friend came and
Pena ee and
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aR ae ad
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that I figured would mess up my view:
Per ere eg
rere ee ee
long for some beer drinking and some
Peete ee aCe
thought) the redhead took the lead in
pr a er
peer om ee ae
couldn't stand just fooling around, and
that the redhead would go to her apart.
ment and | could see at least one good
‘show if the lights were turned out com-
pletely.
“It Soon happened. The wife of next
door and friend came into the bedroom
er meg
PR ee ees
bothered. It didn’t take them long to
Pe ee ee an
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my viewing was messed up for a while.
he ee ee eS
Pr ar ae es
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me eg
and there stood the redhead. The first
thing she said was ‘I got rid of the
Sy ee ee CT
Pra aed
Care mee cr me
Re mR
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Corr ner ameter erat
Ce reer ae
Pee On me
Pe eke se oes
was and pressed her eyes to the viewpoint and said, ‘That damn No
Pee ee eed
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Pe ee weer
Preece cry
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Ce Rc a
eee ee
Then it happened. | was grabbed and
pulled over on the bed. She took her
er eee nd
best anything | ever had.
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te ere a
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Peete rr Na
Pr
the correspondent’s report, his initiation
into intercourse changed his pleasure
pattern so that he now found it desir-
re aaa
Sees
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Pere em eee ed
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tribute my own. | would fill out a ques-
tionnaire if, you had one for women
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as an interior decorator for a furniture
peer ee ees
Pere rs
sister and was raised in In-
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pee ra aca ee
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when we were about 12. He was also
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sister, Our yearly visits to his parent's
ie ae
parr ec CCR eo
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fo eee
Peter ed
Hines perrte arte aed
Pimeeeee em Macca
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tar basis as our mother was very strict.
We were also deathly afraid of preg:
nancy.
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joyed it very much, finding it more sat-
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casion. My sister married ond settled
ee ne ee |
hhas never had any other sexual activity
Pe Ce aS
Saree eee eed
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Sr eS
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Cee eee ae
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‘and for that reason it was only the two
co
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1 boy and quit school to follow him to
one ee Rd
Poe ar hk om
erry
with many different boy fr
ANCE ney
friends with the girl | now share an
‘apartment with who was also from the
pre ed
Sa er Te
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Pee
Pee er rr
ren ere eer ad
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Stimulating each other in this manner.
Since this she has allowed a boy friend
Paes
ere eM
Pn Un
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fee ee as
We both enjoy it tremendously and
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Pee ee eo
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man and get married and have a family
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the pleasure of the latter we both would
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minded enough that we could suggest
It. When we do find such boys we will
undoubtedly marry but not to the dull
routine marriages that end in divorce
Aa
wha
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One gets the impression that she Is
Pee ey
ee ee as
ee eee ees
respondent, E.E.C. of Toronto, who also
mentions masturbation end homosexual
ee ee eee
sion that all sexual encounters are so-
lated and he gradually drifts from pleas-
rs
can't remember at what age sex
Peed
es se
poeta s
rae ere ed
of any kind of sex. First of all | must
fet you know that 1 do not let myself
ree
re Me ed
devise is used. This is the reason for
A uno
course. | believe the premarital sex Is
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cs
CO oy
PR a
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just arrived in the city for the first time
[Sener eres Le |
‘and | did not have the address of my
Pe ed
pee es
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Peek eas
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aC aC Rd
Pree a aa
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ti one nis
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climax. We became very good friends
permet ees
‘Serves. The meetings were held once
‘a week and | always got a ride back
(Continued on page 63)
FyBy YWETTE ALOUETTE
m With thousands of European chicks flooding the Riviera
and risking third degree sun burns just to get discovered,
bikini and all, by some international film exec, Barbara
Kockritz, a popular W. Berlin model is something of a puzzle.
This gal doesn't want to get into the movies.
“Why should 1," she says forthrightly. “I don’t even know
if 1 am talented.”
I such an attitude as hers becomes widespread, con-
tinental wolves will be forced to create new come-on fines.
Meanwhile Barbara is doing well as a photographer's model
and a shorthand typist. Barbara's pix on page 27.
Curses! Foiled again!
Or, shades of Shakespeare . . .
Three Musketeers!
No one really thought it could happen in this day and
‘age. But it did, and in the hallowed precincts of the French
National Assembly.
The Members, as is their wont, got into a hot argument,
as is their wont, and almost before you could say “Jacques,
the son of Robin,” the Socialist deputy from Marseilles. was
calling another deputy an idiot. The other deputy, from a
town so small it's not even listed in the guide books, is
a man who's stuck with de Gaulle .. . and been stuck with
him . . . for fo, these many years.
Now being called an idiot is an insult, whether it's true
oF not. So what do you do if you're insulted . . . and in
public, at that? Obviously, you challenge whoever insulted
you to a duel.
So that's what the deputy from wherever it was did.
he said, throwing down his glove in the tried and
true tradition of ail those old Errol Flynn movies, “that
is an insult.
Seconds later, the seconds of the second deputy, Rene
Ribiere, were around to see the Member from Marseilles,
‘@ man who used to be mayor there, and who came close
ident of France a year or so ago. “You,
ave insulted the Member from wherever
and memories of the
“That, sits," answered the Member from Marseilles, “was
what | meant to do.”
said the seconds, “it can be nothing but
8 duel at dawn, day after tomorrow.”
The socialist deputy, Gaston Deferre, sighed. “Dawn is
PARIS REPORT
a little early,” he complained. “Couldn't we make it at
noon?”
Well, what would you do, if you were caught short like
that? You'd do what Deferre and Ribiere did. You'd dash off
to the nearest gym, hire a fencing master, and at least find
‘out how to hold the sword you were supposed to fight with.
With such minor matters taken care of, the two char-
acters turned up to finish off the act, if not each other.
With no one around but a half dozen photographers and an
‘equal number of reporters, the two of them fell to. Ribiere
was quickly wounded, although hardly wounded to the quick.
And it happened not once, but twice.
The final time, he and Deferre decided, examining the
slight scratch on his arm, didn't really count, on account
of he didn't even bleed. The second time things went better.
Deferre pinked his plucky opponent again and a thin red
line leaked out, onto his skin.
After that it was all over. Ribiere’s seconds came run
ning with the Band-Aids, and made like medicine men. Then
everybody got his picture taken, and Deferre and Ribiere
made statements to the press.
“The insult had to be washed away with blood,” Ribiere
said. “This has been done.”
Deterre’s comment was a lot shorter.
the deputy announced again.
While most of France almost died laughing over the
deputies and theit doings, word went around about the
film the French are sending to the Cannes Festival this
year. It's a thing called . . . wouldn't you know? . . . “The
Killing Game,” and it's full of sex, sin and the same sort
of simple medium that made those James Bond things such
a blast.
There's not much of a plot to “The Killing Game” when
‘you come right down to it, but the story is sort of about
‘2 young French fellow called Pierre who draws a comic
strip, and his gorgeous helpmate, Jacqueline, who helps
him meet his deadlines by drawing his pix.
They've just about run out of ideas, though, when what
Plot there is sickens, and a Swiss admirer of the writer
arrives on the scene, He's a teller of tall tales, he is, and
the guy and the gal put together a new and funnier funny
by picking his brains. They make their boy Bob their hero,
‘and whip out wild and weird episodes about him. When Bob
sees the strip, he gets ideas, too... and ends up doing
in real life what he's been doing in the drawings.
Which includes almost everything anyone could imagine,
which in turn makes “The Killing Game” one of the fastest,
most fascinating shows seen in France in a long, long time.
For real belly laughs, though, we still choose the act
of the dueling deputies, just the week before.
That's the official bit in Cannes, this week
On the unofficial side there is. .. (Continued on page 64)
He's an idiot,”
ai.
eae
"You've got to watch those Toronado
brakes!” someone told us before
the test car out. "They're not w
are cracked up to be
“Yeah,” someone else said in al! se
‘ousness. “You bring it down from 12
miles per hour once or twice and sou i
S09 Just how much they fade
“And that steering. with the dri
front, will turn you off for sure. Wait anc
see!” a third party volunteered
Well, our rebuttal after driving the
Toronado is an emphatic.
We found it to be one of the
dling American automobiles we've driven
to date. We were almost convinced th
"Front Wheel Drive i
2 big car!” Whoever said that (and sve
think it came out of Detroit) is vero
This car will pull you through any
you feed it into with the rel
a European Gran Tourisimo vehicle
We picked up our test car in the
ning, loaded the enormous trunk with our
gear and headed North. The first thing
that hit us was the way those crazy head:
lights popped up out of the front end and
stayed up like a frightened vixen's e2r
‘We jumped on to an expressway. ran it
up to sixtysfive, checked the rear v
mirror and hit the power brake:
couple of times. it came down
ly and we settied back reassured. The
brakes were far more than adequate for
anything we would ask of them during
the test period. We couldn't care less
about what they did or didn’t do at 1
mph because we did not propose to drive
at anywhere near that speed
‘The power steering, on the thrus
and turnpikes, was a5 good as the brakes
The smoothness, accompanied by a
plete, enveloping silence as we c
along, surpassed that of any car wey
hhad ‘our hands on recently. When w
racked the car out the next day on som
fone-lane private roads up around Rock
port, Mass. we detected a bit of over
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kudu? Would you believe a guanaco? “They're all
friends of mine,” says Karen. ‘I have a standing
date with them every Saturday afternoon.” We were
a little confused too, until Karen explained a relative
ran a z00. “I've always enjoyed being around ani:
mals,” comments the dark-haired beauty. ‘They
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tree, and I'm aware that he doesn’t even know
about rising taxes or keeping up with the latest
styles. The only thing he cares about is having
enough to eat, a place to get out of the rain, and
a little peace and quiet. That's what | mean about
having a different perspective. That's why | go to
the zoo every Saturday. It's a way for me to relax
—to see things from the zebra’s point of view.
Sure | go to see the other animals, but my kind
of Saturday afternoon is relaxing with a zebra.
Sounds kind of goofy, | guess, until you've tried
it.”” Karen ran her long white fingers through-those
cute brunette locks and we had trouble putting her
soft beauty in the same thought with a zoo. ‘‘People
should pay more attention to the animals they see
in a z00," remarked Karen. ‘They've got something
on us humans in their quiet, relaxed way. They
never fail to psych me into a real easy-going mood
for whatever it is | want to do. They don’t have
any hang-ups," quipped Karen with finality.
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‘An income tax bureau received a return from a
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“This morning in the Bois de Boulogne | noticed an
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shutterbug said. “She was hungry and homeless. She
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family and money and had nothing to live for.’
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did you give her?”
‘Well, it was. sunny.
her £18 at 1/100.
the first replied, “so | gave
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like this we've had this morning. | hearby fine you
ten dollars or ten days In jall
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a short, bald-headed bank president.
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i Last month 1 suddenly dropped
the can of beer | was drinking and
watched a one man flying machine
come into view over the garage.
Before | could make heads or tails
of what the thing was, the contrap-
tion slowly began to descend, and
landed on a small patch of land next
to the house. It turned out to be my
best friend, Jim Dickens, with what
he termed to be the most exhilarat-
jing experience since God created
women—The Gyrocopter.
Like a kid 1 was soon firing ques-
ton after question at Jim who gladly
filled me in on the whole story.
‘Sometime ago he had come
‘across an ad in a well known mag-
{azine with an Illustration describing
the Bensen Gyrocopter. Having had
‘a bug to fly for as long as he could
remember, Jim sent to Bensen Air-
Craft Corporation in Ralelgh, N.C.,
for complete literature describing
the copter. After looking over the
material, he got In touch with a
dealer in his area and arranged to
purchase the complete outfit in kit
form.
‘He assembled it himself with si
pple home shop tools and it wasn't
ong before he had the rotorcraft
ready to fly.
Like everything else, according to
Jim, It takes a little practice before
can master the copter, but the
(Continued on page 63)
3THE WEAKEST LIN
I sat down casually beside her on
the park bench. It was one of those
warm, pleasant days which come too
rarely to Berlin in the autumn. The girl
young, dark-haired, pretty—also looked
warm and pleasant, until she felt the
Luger's steel barrel in her rib cage. “It
Is over,” | said softly in Germs
A gasp—a mixture. of surpy
fright—came through her lips.
she repeated, also in German.
“You've been tagged. The book,
please.
She ‘hesitantly handed over, the copy
of Miller's “Tropic of Cancer” that had
been in her lap. Twenty minutes before,
she'd checked it out of the University
Library. Td watched her at the desk,
just as I'd watched a nervous Hermann
Erick fumble with the same book ex-
actly two and a half minutes before she
entered the library's American Fiction
Section.
Now it was my turn to fumble, using
just my left hand. My right was busy
with the Luger. mt
“Ah, here we are,’
said and stripped the microfilm from
the inside of the dustjacket flap.
The girl stammered. have no
Wdea—
“You have no idea how in the world
this piece of film got mixed up with
Henry Miller—am I right?”
jut it's true, 1 don’t know—"
“You just wanted something to read
Inthe park—right?”
"Yes, just to read.”
| opened the book to a random page
and shoved it in front of her eyes. “in
that case, you will please read. Aloud.”
She stared blankly at the page, then
looked down. “I! cannot.”
"You cannot. Is it because you can
not read English at all?
She didn't answer.
“Up,” 1 said. "Now we walk, Irene.
She\ stood shakily. “You know my
name?’
| nodded. “I know that you've been
using the name Irene Bruen since you've
been here on the West side of the
wall, It was three days ago when you
walked through the gate from the East,
where for the last two months you've
been employed as a waltress.”
I knew much more. | knew what the
microfilm contained. |_ knew who had
passed it to Hermann Eick. My briefing
had been thorough.
“What happens now?" she said. We
were out of the park, our destination
Just four blocks away.
1 gmiled. “That depends entirely on
whether you Intend to cooperate.”
“Are you taking me to—to the po-
lice?’
‘She was obviously new at this game
of spying. “OF course not. Some place
much -cozier.”
“1 have Scotch and bourbon. Also
vodka, if you. preter”
She did’ not answer, but sat silently
on the couch in my apartment.
-I'drink Scotch myself. Ill pour one
for you." The small bar was agross the
room. i turned my back on her and
walked slowly to'Tt, diving er time to
thinks As I'made the drinks I watched
her movements from an inconspicuous
mitor attached t0 the wall by the side
Gi the Bar. She was opening ner hand
There were no weapons init. I'd
checked her bag and. her pockets, The
rim expression on her face told. me
‘nat she was looking for, | waited until
She ‘closed the bag. She'd mede@ de
Eision, a big. one.
Terossed the room and handed her
a glass. "Are you waiting for something
to. wash it down with?
“To do what?"
“To wash the pill down with. The pill
fof poison located in the little com-
partment in your handbag.” | took the
bag from her trembling hands, and open:
ed it. "This deadly little thing. Very
unprofessional of you, you know, not
to take it.” | dropped the pill into my
Jacket pocket.
‘She ‘swallowed her Scotch
quip. Her. voice was barely abc
whisper. “I'm not professional,
“I know. This is only your second
assignment.”
‘She looked up sharply. “You seem to
know everything!”
“Not everything.” 1 corrected and sip-
ped my drink. “There is, for instance.
one little thing I'd like very much to
know: The next link in the chain—who
you were to pass the microfilm to next.”
‘And that is why you've brought me
here. To find out,” she said resignedly.
Precisely. | could have tried, | sup-
pose, to foliow you until you made the
ass, but | suspect that was to be made
back. In the eastern sector, and I'm
afraid | would have had some difficulty
in following you there
smiled pleasantly.
glass?”
‘As. |_ again crossed to the bar, she
asked, "Who are you? Who do you—er.
work for
“A direct question, which will have
to receive an Indirect answer. My name
in one
‘May | refill your
ERIC THOUGHT THERE WAS A
POINT WHERE HE COULD BREAK
THE SPY CHAIN—HER NAME WAS
IRENE— mi By ROBERT E. LORY
Is Eric. As for whom | work for, it’s
enough for you to know that | repre:
sent the Opposition.”
“The Americans? English? Germans?”
| handed her the second glass of
Scotch. “it really makes very little dif-
ference. What matters Is that for the
present my assignment Is you.”
“Why me?”
“simple. You are part of a chain—a
new, but as of right now, a well-recog:
hnized chain. Every chain,” by definition,
has Its weakest link, And you ore that
ink.
This time it took two gulps to drain
her glass. “And Iwill break?” It was
4 question, and yet not quite a question.
"You will break
“And die,” she added.
‘We all die sooner or later. But you'll
be fortunate enough to choose the place.
Where would you like to go—the United
States? France? England? South Amer-
ica? Name the place—you can go there
with enough money to be comfortable
for the rest of your days.’
‘My days will not be many. They will
find me and kill me. You donot know
how they are,
T laughed. “They're over-rated. So is
their system. What happened to you
is an example of tha
‘Even $0, | shall be loyal.” She lock-
ed her body in rigidity.
“So it's loyalty now, is it? If you"
going to be loyal, be loyal to some-
thing worthwhile, ‘to somebody worth-
while.
‘My country—"
"Your country holds you in slavery.
‘And any man you've ever had has no
doubt treated you exactly the same way
—like a slave. Has any of your country:
men ever been different? Have you ever
been treated like the real woman you
I do not know what you mean.” Her
face said differently.
But you will know, Irene. Take your
clothes off. Now.
‘She stood up in a shot.
Tgrinned. “All right, 1
But first, your glass again.”
She passed it to me eagerly. Her
hand shook.
‘To say that | do not enjoy my work,
especially this phase of it, woul
perhaps noble and_virtuo\
fot, by a long shot, be true. For, lke
most everyone In today’s highly ‘tech-
fiical world, | am a specialist, and a
good one. And there Is no such thing
a8 a good specialist who does not en-
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“i dont nom.
wan tue. Maybe. Max had th
tbat "Guin know the whereabout of
but ‘t's only fair to sey that if you
tum your beck on me, the situation Is
“tam aware of your—resourceful-
eas, Mr. Schofield
‘Gould we pour a drink and talk this
vac?” | saked
“INo,” she said sharply, wiggling the
gun. “Stay where you ere.”
1 glanced at the door. No help there.
tt would be a dandy time for Jeanni
t0,come home.
“What, ara these precious papers
anyway?” | sald,
“tm sure you know.” she said.
'Lcan't read Chinese.”
4,
32.
“I guesa so.”
“The papers eatabliah my right to
‘tones,
they are.”
‘About these papers. If | could find
them—
“I would be grateful.”
“How come you didn't take the pe
pers with you when you moved over to
the Surf Club?”
“My husband kept them, to be safe.
‘There are those who might steal ther.
When he was—hurt—he could not
reach me. He gave them to you, for
{had to admit It dovetatled.
"But how did you know thet?” 1
asked. "How did you know he brought
Ym not the only resourceful
1 8id. “Look, honey, I have no d
‘on you. Let's quit the melodrama with
the gua and all. Also, wish you would
‘either take off your clothes or let me
ut mine on.”
“Very well,” she sald unexpectedly.
“You may dross.”
Thank you.’
{ skinned into:my shorts and want to
the ‘closet for a pair of pants. She
‘wiveled, watching me from behind the
_ gun and lid It out of sight under the
"You sald you could find the papers."
she
"1 aid 1 might.”
Ing me giddy.
“iF do." | sald, “are you prepared
to soll the dlamonds to Max Gould, Im
imediately, without holding “out for
a
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Her fingertips
felt a wild attack of the shakes coming
fon. and fought to suppress It. Her
mouth quivered.
‘Then the telephone rang. | jumped
half a mile. it rang again. The gun
rom under the scart and
There was 0 paus
right over,” he sald.
That's all right,” 1
‘Then, “I'll come
Nd, and hung
vp.
‘Lotus Blossom gazed at mo with the
ccalm concentration of a hypnotist: |
blinked. She didn't
“Do you know who killed your hus:
band, Mrs, Yang?” | asked.
“No.” she said.“
will trust you to
iow will we
1 mean?”
‘Sho shifted her weight, backed quick:
ly to the door and, stlli covering me
with the gun, twisted the knot
“I will fet you know.” she sai.
“At the Club’
"Not at, the Club, Mr. Schofteld.
Good night
“Thana for dropoing
She opened the door, skinned around
the edge of it and disappeared, | count
ea tothree, made for the door and
poeped Into the corridor. Lotus. Blow
Som had vanlahed
Thad ny shire on and was all wel.
trussed when Max ‘Gould knocked
the door, Impeceable aa always, ho let
Fis yes slide here ‘and. there care
fully"tnd I'anw his moat twitch. NO
matter how hard you ted, you could
Teimate it amell ike Jeannie, end 1
Gig't krow how hard: Max was ying.
“Thal ba. enough of that.” | aald.
iein't some hack driver ike, Yosh,
ite my old pal-and client, Max”
*eiluso me.” he ad. “but on the
tinded av if you might be
In. trouble— .
“it's true there was @ woman here,
1 sald. “It was @ matter of business In
‘which you, of all people, should be in-
tensely Interested.
Ho gave me a patient look. In salt
righteous. dignity. 1 stalked Into the
closet and returned with @ pouch full
of ice. I dumped the stones on the bed
‘and Max peered down at them frome
hho sald
“I dida’t want somebody eise to ster
them, so I stole them’ first. Smart,
huh?
“I don't know.
None of this was too entertaining to
Max. Two things he never joked about
‘wore money and precious stones.
He hoisted his pants legs to pre-
serve the crease, put his hands on his,
knees and stooped to take e closer
squint at the merchandise
"One thing | have to know,” | sald,
“Ig. there enough to justify murder?”
‘Max squinted and pondered.
"Ofthand—maybe.” he sald, “But
Max got a gl
fitted it carefully In his eye and took
‘real close squint. | could hear him
breathing a little hard, With admiration,
not greed. After @ minute he straight:
‘ened and put the glass away.
“Where's Jeannie?” | asked
‘there In the hotel?”
‘When Max says “ain't,” he's upset
‘And nothing upsets him tike having to
tell 9 little white lle.
‘Well! promised Jeanni
“Did you take her to dinner?”
“Yash, Pete.
Was ‘she In a soit?
mae
“How did she act? Was she sore at
me? Brody?”
'No, Pete, all she could talk about
was what @ wonderful, loyal. brillant
husband she had—1 mean, has.”
"1 sald, “she was brody.”
pened after dinner?”
inning out of patlence, Max,
1 sald, “Tell me.
“Well, we came back here and she
asked me to wait in the lobby a few
minutes while she went upstairs. So |
{id and pretty soon she came down.
With a suitcase.
"A ‘ultease. Go shea
“Then stie asked me to wait @ few
more minutes and she went over to the
travel desk. So when she came back
from there she had this ticket and
and she asked me If | would take her to
the airport
so you took her to the alrport.
Where was she flying to?”
“T promised 1 wouldn't—
"Mex
“She want to Kona.”
I brooded about it for a couple of
minutes. then decided to live a while
Tonger. "While 1 put my shoos and
ecktla on | told Max about the vi
from Sue. Yang.!
fou atl want to make thie deal?”
1 asked him.
‘Sure, if i's possible.”
“Are these the stones described In
that bill of sale?
“Yeah, Pete.
“ly Sue Yang's name mentioned in
the ill of sale?”
"Yeah, it is. It's Chun Yang or Mra.
(chun Yang.”
“So Mf ahe's the widow of Chun
Tegitimate deal.”
‘Yang, we can mak
“would say yee.
“AN right then. Let's go.’
CHAPTER TEN
The Surf Club was packed but Tex
MeGiiy spotted us and_propelied us
to the ber.
‘Come on over and have # couple
‘of drinks on me,” he boomed, "Ike |
promised. You can soe the show great
from the bar, better than. from the
tables, How about that?”
| shrugged at Max, who shrank from
this hearty type of human contact, and
Indicated we should 0. along.
‘MeGuffy crowded us up tothe bar
wedged us in there betwe
‘2 couple of bamboo
red drinks. Ha didn't
we'd have, he just) ordered—some
damn thing’ with rum ta It
‘You ain't drunk til you've had one
spoken the truth about visk
bility. From where we stood, looking
across the small bar area, past Som
1's left shoulder, we had a clear, un-
stage. The or
chestra wes gathering now afte
“Te lights changed, softened. Drums
beet rumbling chant, Sue Yang.
Biossom, Flower of the Eest, stepped
‘onstage.
‘Sho looked pretty grea, ell right Tall
and illowy slim, Ia'a akintigh, floor.
Tength white gown, she stood like &
queen wile the" sudtence applauded
Gnd settled. down ‘end. the drum, beat
but ‘up to_her number. Bealde: me. 1
‘Tox McGutly breathing Tike
‘hon the musie started
but It was straight Hawallan and
what she danced was s hule—about as
Ordinary a hula as | had ever seen. She
Fy nicely, I had to. admit, but
with the big exotle bulld-
i
but big Tex was banging his hans to
Svat and when | glanced a hm
at an en | glanced hi
was giving me @ funny look. | clap-
t stare—you'll make her self-conscious.”
—,
“Hell, man.” he said, “thet's only
‘the warm up. She elways does a couple
‘of hula first, to get in form, you
tow] Welt tl ahe starts that Chinese
‘Once more | took survey of the
other room. King Kong end Sammy
‘were at their stations. | guessed they
‘woud stay there ex tong as she was
qq Does she change costumes?” | le
‘Sure,” Tex said. “Got a little dress,
Jing room fixed up for her back there.”
. nica,” 1 sald. “was
have to walk all the way
‘here and upstairs for
MeGuffy « deni?”
“My round." MeGufty sald, “Drink
op, man”
i got away then and paused at the
‘entry tothe big front room to check
‘once more, Aafar as 1 could tee,
felther King Kong nor Sammy had mov:
fod and. nether wes looking In my
Srrecton. t went through the Gark room
tp to the front of the bulldng.
‘opt going until got to the stars,
1 stepped. over the low-slung, velvet
barricade they kept across the landing
and went up two. [Link] 8 time,
imede It easily to the Upstairs ball be-
fore. the doorman ‘came out of the
rest room.
1 didn't bother with anything a
the way. | ist made for tt beck Gor
ner "that overlooked the "cafe, There,
wore a lot of doors on both sides of
the hall, some closed and some open,
none of them lighted. But light show:
‘od under the closed door on the right
1 the ond of the hall didn't give tt
‘much thought at the time, | was Inter
ated in the other end.
Down there light showed under two
doora on the Taft. The frst one. was,
locked, T ted the next one, obviously
aiving ‘on. an adjacent room. and. it
‘pened easily enough. One whif, withe
Si oon Tokig an Sra wa
3 Tragrance of ‘peppered. gardenlas
hhung heavy in the sire went in on tip
too and closed the door behind ie.
‘Down ‘below | could’ hear the rum
ble and throb of the music and guessed
that” Susie. was into’ enother of her
retinas fated wala go, wall
and again ~——a
| waa In a sort of siting room, fitted
out ina haphazard style with furniture
of varlous types. There was slong
chaise piled with brightly colored pileran]
=a =
V atarted with the chaise, pulled off
the cushions and dug down ‘behind the
seat. 1 didn’t find anything. The room
was bare of cupboards or shelves and
there Just didn't seem to be any hiding
laces for much of anything. All t want
‘ed was personal papers. if she was
near on the level, she would
doubtiees ‘havo proof somewhere of
her marriage to Chung Yang.
opened 8. connecting "door. went
through "an cldfashioned bath ‘Into. a
bedroom with a queen-size bed and @
fancy headboard. | took the bed apart,
slowly and carefully, a0 as not to have
feo much to replace Ina hurry. | got
leer down to the ‘prings. and’ found
‘not 20 much as a discarded tissue or
® lost bobby pin. When I got through
with that 1 tiptoed back tothe sitting
oom and contrived to find ®t In
the "yellow curtaina. through ‘which 1
could Took down on the ca
‘Lotus Blossom was in her dance, |
didn't know which one It was, third,
fourth, maybe fifth. 1t was ‘something
different all right, aa Tex hed promised
‘after the hula. The lights ware tow, but
{could see well ‘enough from Up
above. It was worth watching. Sho wae
‘woerlng a flesheolored leoterd and an
‘sxotic headdress of some kind and she
was really grinding It out to ah
‘throbbing rhythm.
{t dide't sgem to be @ real Chines
type of thing, unfase It would be some.
thing they do around Sen Franciaco In
ccartsin joints. What It seemed lke, to
‘about It, was one of those
hodgepodge. affairs thet you
get Ina burlesque house betwoen
Btrippers. Lotus was a better danct
than | had evar seen tn burlesque, but
the routine was the same old Jaz.
Then es 1 tuned from the window,
1 found them. ‘The. reaction. was ike
that in a fastdropping elevator. Ev
bofore | saw thom, t knew | hed made
the find, Over behind the chaise, on
the back wall, «bookcase, flocr 10
calling Every shelf wea neatly fled
‘with books—dummy "books, such as
you buy from the Interior decorator to
{il out @ room, There was nothing spe.
lal about thie, In. an. old-fashioned,
fonce-grand place, as. this hed been,
But apparently thore had been some re:
arrangoment. On every shelf but on
‘the books wore pushed clear
{and made even rows. with about two
Inches of space left along the front of
the shelf. On the one exception, s0c-
‘ond down from the top. the booke were
Siting clear out on the front odge and
they weren't exactly oat end. even.
They were little crooked.
1 got over there fast, reached up and
ltSd" out three. or four of the. dur
fries, Thre wes no walght 9 them:
fist boxes, of cardboard. with fancy
Linings that showed. I took out half
f Jozen altogether end felt around be-
find. There was. thick shoal of Be
pore. I worked it out end around the
Boca, trough the” gap 1 had made,
tnd down off the shelf
it wee a miscellaneous stack of stuf
tokeno of the past, photographs.
"found some photographs, glossy
8 x 10's, theatrical pictures. ‘There
wore several head shots of Lotus, ex-
tremely glamorous, There were half &
dozen ‘full length’ of “Lotus, looking
deliciously exotic with her cigaret hold
er. The most interesting of the pictures,
though, was one taken in a ‘theatre,
brightly lighted: a full shot ‘of. the
‘stage, with a chorus lined up to form
@ setting for a ramp. Alone on the
ramp, with arms outflung, In a G-string
‘and a strip of fringe, stood none other.
than Lotus Blossom herself. | looked at
It and | would have bet the entire com:
mission coming to me on Max's die.
mond deal that It was an American
burlesque hous
1 started on through the stack of
material. 1 came on a brochure, hand-
somely printed, with » photograph of
Lotus on the cover. There wae @ double
heading over it; one side Chinese, the
other English. Undemesth the picture
It read: The Exotic Chinese Star—Su
Chen. On the inside spread, likewis
Im both Chinese and English, was
Celebration of her talents. Down. In
the lower right hand corner was a pho-
tograph of Sammy. round faced and
wearing his cummerbund, but It was
‘Sammy, all right. The caption read: Im-
presario—Chu Wang. Below that, In
the comer, was an address. and tole-
phone number. The street didn’t mean
anything to me, but It was located in
Hong Kong.
| come on a manila envelope, some-
what wrinkled and dusty. | slid. the
Contents out and found a thick plece of
parchment, With the words In Old Eng-
Nish script, beginning with: “Certificate
‘of Matrimony.” It) was dated four
revious. It bore the seal of
Crown Colony of Hong
sanctioned by Her Bri-
nlc Majesty, Elizabeth fl, and It
‘was the official record of the legal mar-
lage of Miss Su Chen and Mr. Chun
Yang.
Downstairs the music had stopped.
The silence was scary. It meant the
‘applause hed died too. | had no way
to know what was golng on. | wanted
{to take my small tressures. with me,
but more than that I wanted to get
them back whore | hed found them. |
‘squatted down at the chalse and start-
them together, hurriedly,
rubber band off my wrist
land stretching It around the bundle. 1
felt @ smell draught on the back of
my neck. Carefully | lald the bundle
down. | put both hands on the curving
seat cushion of the chalse and held
‘on. Very slowly tumed my head end
looked around.
It was the big one, King Kong, stand
Ing In the open doorway, watching me.
‘Still on my haunches, | pivoted slow-
|y, pushed with one hand and straight:
hed my knoos. | threw him a nod and
2 tight emile, dusted at my trousers
with both hands and started strolling
toward the open bathroom door. 1
‘waved briefly. :
“get waltng for Mins Yang” 1 sad
“Til be In the other room. ee
Ha started infor me
the seme
pasa He tall Se om,
tpped up my pace, edged Int and
through the: bathroom and ern th
door of ‘the bedroom, ‘Thea T took'¢
Dinge toward tho door to tho hall ft
‘and Sammy. came in:
tnd brushed past him.
s
ard a grunt behind me, Then 1
tripped over Semmy's foot ond spre.
edn. tho. hall” My""head. bongo
Spain the opposite wall and | rofes
way trom it ost 98 Sammy vod at
mo. He overshot and ticked away
from him end got op. tuning. The by
nea coming ut of the baroom
Good momentum and’ | got past
him allright but It was ark Op there
and 1) was in unfamiliar triton &
Small wooden che
‘wal caught ma_on th
Swivoled mo off balance, The sein
ad, but | didnt quite
The big brown guy's hand hit
iy back like eladgo. stumbled and
when got my balance, he had a large
Handful ot tho beck of my Tocket. He
swung me, the way you's owing ton.
hi racket to, got ready for 8 strok
And I slammed against the wal. didn't
are sbout the Jocket and waa trying to
tinbutton fvand feave ft with him, but
ho put ha other arm around my neck
tnd’ pulled back and 1 gut struggling.
Boside. me. Sammy padded by. going
{eg toward the derk nd of the hall,
Listen" aid, and King "Kong
Just aqueezed my neck'® litle. and 1
Kept quiet.
‘Sammy opened 8 door and. stood
back. Kong gave me a nodge from bo-
hind with his knee
that way. I walked part ofthe wey end
ha carried me part of the way. by the
cic and back. twas. sure ow the
aro wore at the ond of th hall and
iF they ‘were planning to. throw mo
down them, hada chance to be 8 real
deed detective,
‘Distanty heard voleos, as from
down in the fever, But they worent
any help. With the’ squoeze Kong had
fn my volee box, couldnt have yoled
at a gnat with any authortty.
He pushed me past Sammy and the
open door and. stopped. I heard the
door click shut. Thon another elck and
ligt Eame on. a dim yollow ight over:
Wo were. on” landing ond the
Stairs went down from It, steep
so raling, ust blank
and at the bottom
that” smal, abandoned lanalmand bo:
yond thet the sur.
‘Sammy's faca In the yellow light was
fist and without humor." heard another
click and he hed. eral kao. In his
hand. Ho poked mo with It ito, jut
vibe, | sucked In my breath
ho whispered.
“What you want?”
He gave se snother dig with the
knife.
aI pointed at my throst and the at big
boy's arm scroes It. Sammy sald some-
thing In some language. The guy let
tp on the squeeze. | chokdd, cough
‘Sammy put one hand over
Gould: The diamond man."
‘He brooded at me with those ayes.
it was spooky as hell. They didn't
blink. 7
"You got money for diamonds?” he
anid.
fot on m
Ho brooded some more. Then he
anapped the knife shut, put It in his
Pocket and signaled to Kong to open
the presaure valve a little more. 1 got
the idea soon enough. He was going
to make sure | didn’t have the money
fon me. He was golng to conduct @ per-
tonal search, In the. course of which,
hhe would Inevitably find the stones In
the Tite pouch in my pants pocket.
This could not be parmitted to happen.
King Kong had let go of my Jacket
‘and hls arm across my neck was re
Taxed, Just hanging ‘there os a. ro
minder. Sammy put both hands inside
my cont and started frisking me about
oulders. | tried an old
‘0d up on It and slid
hold, leaning egelnst him as 1 went.
‘Sammy loat his hold at the same time,
King Kong gave a low grunt and i
pushed away from him and literally
threw mysell down the stair.
1 had heard that if you relax and i
with the fall, you have @ chance to
‘make It without fractures, | atill don't
know about that, but 1 got down in
pretty good style, over and over, and
It hurt some, but when I hit the bot-
tom I could move all right. As | stum-
‘bled up onto my feet and. charged
fcrose the moonlit anal, | heard therm
elattoring down bebind me
made for the terrace where, among
the touriste, | would probably be safe
from open attack, But elther the door
was stuck or someone had locked It
after Max and I had used it earlier. 1
was heading across to the outside of
the Ienal a3 they reached the bottom
of the steps, Sammy first.
The outer door worked all right and
1 got through It and slammed. It
weir faces. That gave me about three
extra seconds which | used to eprint
to the ocean aldo of the bullding. 1 got
t0 the wail and over It and landed ‘up
side of the establishment and crowded
In close to the wall to catch my broath.
The surf lapped happily at my pants
If they had seen me go over the
| was cooked, but | had thought
might find a place to stash the pouch
before they could catch up with ma.
| moved along the wall, feeling over
It with my hands. It was smooth and
without depressions, No place to hide
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CHAPTER ELEVEN
| found a cruising cab, directed It to
the Surf Club and picked up Max. On
the way back to the hotel I told him
what { had found.
“Then 1 guess we can make the
deal,” he sald,
Pretty soon we pulled up at the
Lollant ‘and he wished me good night
‘and want on to hia own place.
1 got out and went into the lobby.
‘one-forty-five in the morning and very
quiet.
‘When I got the light on in the room,
1 couldn't 8
from the
8, white with gold threade and
flared skirt. lying on the bed. The
second was the absence of her travel-
Ing sult, a dark brown thing, the one
tom that had been kt In the cosa
It was gone.
{felt the inside of the dress, on the
back and in the area known aa the
bodice. It was cool and faintly molet
but very faintly. She had been only
a ladylike hurry.
aaa
'
i
had
Schofield?” he, asked grinning.
"That Vaald.
to be smart.”
‘But another part sald, “Somewhere
Jn that house of Yang's te the answer
lowing the same line. He had all the
Information to go on—well, maybe not
quite all, but enough. 1 ‘wasn't out
{0 best him to it, but It would be nice,
U thought, to be able to complete the
transection for Max Gould with a clear
‘conscience.
‘Yosh! hed slowed to a craw! and
now he stopped. | looked off to my
Fight. The small row of beach homes
were black silhouettes ageinst the
night sky. The rain had stopped.
I don't know that | would sit around
here much,” | sald to Yoshi.
“Okay, Misser Schofield, | drive up
street, turn around someplace, get out
Of car—like It was parked for night
| got out and started down the drive
to Yang's house. Behind me | heard
Yoshi start the car rolling on toward
Diamond Head.
T kept qulet. Even though Bishop hed
removed the police watch, this. place
had @ history of Invasion. | had had
enough of Sammy and Kong for one
‘ight. Still it was lonely enough oa |
catfooted into the entry passage be-
‘tween the louvres and the planter. The
trade wind rattled the plantings softly,
but there ware no human sounds. My
fingers made no sound, tracing. the
‘smooth panel of the door, downward
to the knob. But the sound of my heart
Jumping to my mouth was plainly eudl-
ble when | reached the doorknob and
felt a key protruding from the lock.
T becked out of ‘there and out of
——!tight beyond the planter and my hands
‘were wet. Bishop's men wouldn't leave
4 key In the door. Certainly nobody
would leave a key for me. Life just was,
never that convenient.
' put my ear to the partly open
. For a long time there was no
‘sound but the quiet surf and the soft
rattle of the plants. Then | heard some-
thing. Muttering. Human, female mut
tering. There ware @ of ight.
dietant thuds. 1 looked. through the
door screen, but the louvres weren't
pen far enough to permit peeping.
‘There was light, though, thin, errati,
moving like # gray sliver. | heard the
‘oft slap of footsteps In the rear hall,
approsching. More muttering. A. thing
climbed up my back. The volce was
familiar. It couldn't be, but It was.
There wasn't anything Chinese about
| heard @ door open inside. 1 got
back to the bedroom window and look:
ed in. | saw the light first, a thin beam
thrown by a pencil flesh, moving Jerkl-
ly over the bed and the ‘walle, holding
fon the open wall safe. Some of the
light spilled on the mirror, reflecting
her form, shadowy in a sult | knew
was brown, with somewhat rumpled
hair | knew was red, It all belonged to
Mrs. Peter Schofield.
CHAPTER TWELVE
| moved a0 fast as | could and got
Inside, using the
ho—le—1t?" she asked tightly.
‘2 all ight, baby," | sald, “it's me.
‘The tight jumped in her hand, paused
and flicked over me from head t foot,
then dropped to the floor. | could
her gasping for breath.
“Oh God.” she moaned. “If you think
Y'm going to stand here end faint, you
‘ra, ight”
“1 was afrald to say anything. Didn't
want to scare you.” | sal
“Scare me?”
| walked over and picked up the still
gleaming light. Holding Tt 80 1 could
fee her face, but without shining it
Fight "In her eyes, | reached in.-my
pocket and pulled out the little pouch,
“This what you were looking’ for?”
1 sald.
don't know,” she sald stubbornly.
‘Whet to It?”
“Rocks. Hot rock
“Diamonds
‘What else?
She was recovering at a rapid rate,
fou bum,” she ald, “why didn’t
you tell me?"
“1 would have, but you weren't there.
‘You ware In Kone, remember?
“Listen, Pate, 1 hed to. | didn’t know
1 anid. We have to
of here now. ne 9 Set out
‘She came along all and sudde
by he eae ery Bo tht was
‘Twas only trying to help,” she
a ly trying to help.” she sob-
‘against the door. She had her arms
‘around my neck, crying.
1 said, “did you tell me «
woman clad you end put you up to
6 her—it was 30
It the dancer we saw at the
‘Surf Club, | mean the one who wasn't
dancing, the one on the stairs?”
ycTnst vou lost your sily head over?
didn’t tose my heed.
‘She fell into my arms. | hold her for
very close. She put her face
up and her mouth was open. | kissed It.
Then | kissed it again. After the sec-
cond one, her fingernails scratched at
the back of my scalp. She giggled.
‘Yoshi had the car quietly rumbling
by the time 1 got the door open. Jean
tle almost fell Into the back seat and
Yosh! was away a3 I got In with her.
Vput my arm around her and she
snuggled close, aa in the old days
when we would be out on a double
date,
"You darling creature,” she whis-
ered. “Violate m
‘Not, in Yoshi's. cab,” 1 sald. “It
wouldn't be neat.’
‘Wich way we go?” Yoshi asked.
hose, up by the gertors,
fully ‘ogling her.
“Ask hign to’ drive downtown.” she
to. 1 promised,
it came through to me In a way, but
1 didn't want to ask her right out in
front of Yoshi.
‘So | ducked Into my shell, feeling
harassed. Pretty soon! heard Yoshi
task her where she wanted to go.
“Just down there a ways,” sho sald,
“across the river.”
‘Yooh! pulled up for # stop light.
“V'don't know the umber.” Jeannie
ald, “but you can't miss it. It's @ big
place, It's some kind of rug cleaning
place.
CHAPTER THIRTEEN
she" slopped ight slong end fo th
er slong tad to
front door ofthe rug closning plant
Tithe threw ‘exactly where she, wes
toing, There wan a sign on the bia
fase doe, Giada“ hotoay.
Jeannie pushed: cn.
ater Vand, "ao you knew?"
Sho put her Hagar to her ipa.
After’about w minute Sue Yang 9p
peared in the hall doorway. She. wee
Grering ome sort oF loose wrapper
SrLimone "and amel, polmted Back
slippers. She was minus the cigar
holder. Pert
Jeanole wes making signs through
tha glass like a longtost sister. The
Inetfable' Lotus Sastom. approsched
the door on her title feet, looked out
ft up at close range, Thon'she bobbed
har head with that quaint combination
of algnty and humility and ont for
Tock the door, She atood beck to lotus
In-and closed it behind us,
“You remember’ my husband, Mr.
Schofield” Joannie sad
‘Sue Yang bowed sight.
SM. Schoteld’* she sud.
‘She sat down
‘on the edge of the bed. her back very
‘straight, crossed her anklos and fold-
(ed her lovely hands in her lap. Jeannie,
‘warm and outgoing by nature, sat down
beside her and slid her arm around
Mrs. Yang. | pushed the straight chair
Into position with my foot and strad-
dled it, leaning on the back. We look
‘0d at one another, separately.
“T cannot know how to thank you,
‘Sue Yang sald. "You found them
faction. One eyebrow shot up 83 she
lifted her head on that lovely neck and
snnle patted her tenderly.
‘Go ahead, deer.” she sald.
him—what you told’ mo.”
The great eyes fell slowly, then rose
again.
"First," sho sald, “I must apologize
to Mr. Schofield—end Mrs. Schofteld—
for coming to the hotel, with the. gun.
‘very bed. | was desperate. There
mn the police, and then—"
was looking at me. 1 shrug:
“Tell
"No harm done.” | sid.
Sue Yang acknowledged with a bow.
it was Impossible to
Ive, 1 escaped’ to Hong Kong. There
ery be softly.
1 was not in the prostitute class
“We. understand,” | Jeanni
“You're not the first.”
‘man In Hong Kong saw me dance,
promised to help me, He got me work.
Pthought he was a friend, But he was
aid.
do you say; manager. | tried to leave
him, but there was no way. 1 hed no
money, even while working. He stole
‘even from me, from my pay.‘900d man. He took care of mi
‘with him, not like prostitute—like a
lover, you know?”
“Oi course wo know,
‘Sue Yang's derk eyes swam momen
In exotle liquid.
hun Yeng loved, me,
“Asked me to marry him, go to Amer.
ea. I was wrong to him. | did not tell
‘afraid. He
| asked.
to Honolulu,
for @ honeymoon. He had the hou
by the sea, a lovely house. | was hap-
py for the first time. He showed me
the diamonds he bought in Hong Kong.
He ald we would use them to bulld a
fine house In San Francisco—American
house, man and wife together.”
to0, |
"Pe don't need money.” she sald,
“Chun Vang pald everything. There was
money in the bank. In my name too.
But now Chun Yang is dead. | have
only the diamonds.
Hor eyes nearly Jeannie
patted her and swallowed with difft
culty
“guess $0," | sald. “Tell me what
happened. You were happy with Yang,
everything was fine, and then. some-
thing bad. happened.
3," she said. "Something very
bad. The man from Hong Kong camo.
My manager. He followed us to Hono:
lulu. T did not know. He knew about
the diamonds, about my past.”
fe wanted you to steal the dia-
‘monds from your husband?’
“Not at first. He wanted me to go
to work, dancing, to be my manager.
V said no. He sald if 1 would not go
to work, he would tell Chun Yang about
me—about my past. | was afrald.”
“This guy you're talking sbout—this,
that Sammy character’
‘Sammy?" she sald, her eyes wide
‘ening,
Vhad forgotten it was only my own
‘ame for him. | tied to remember the
‘name on the theatrical literature | had
found in the Surt Club.
“His name Ie. Chu,”
Wang.”
‘That was tt
“I’see,” 1 said. “So you almost had
to do what he wanted.”
“L was afraid of him. He had a place
for me to work. I told Chun Yang. Ho
didn't want me to go to work. | begged
him. Finally he said yes. But he did
‘she sald. “chu
fot like it. He did not like Surf Club,
or Mr. McGulfty,
She blinked the big eyee slowly;
“I worked for Mr. MeGuty about two
‘weeks, and Chu told me he wanted the
diamonds, He wanted me to steal them.
seid no. 1 said 1 would tell: Chun
Yang. | would not work any more, He
struck me.’
‘That's how you got the shin
aid. “The black eye.”
She touched her eye delicately
‘There was the morest trace of the
mouse.
“hae ght.” sho sald I trad t tell
Chun Yang to hide. the diamonds.
Sa" somebody weld steal tam. He
9. Ho had ther In
tho suf, inthe wali tried to tell him
bout mo, in Hong Kong. what 1 knew
hu Wang would toll hin If refused
to work. could not. Chun Yang saw
‘was Unhappy, he wanted me to. stop
work, nat go back. sald T could not
Stop, We quarried. After a while, he
ioved me, and we no longer quarreled.
But the next day 1 was afraid aga,
‘and when T told him t had to go" Bock
to work, he wae very angry. He told
ime if went beck to work, | should
fever como home again. That was
‘when | moved to the Surf Club. 1 had
hovther place to go.
if he loved you 30 much.” Jeannie
sid Ingnantly, “why did he Tet you
‘Chun Yang.” Lotus Blossom ex:
plained, “sald we would go to San
Francisco. It was early In the moming
He went out fo wrange for the tickets
While he was gone, |
“You didn't want to stey with him,
feven if he took you away from Chu
7" | sald. "Took you to San Fran
“You do not understand, Mr. Scho:
field.” she sald quietly. "He had told
‘me not to come back, I could not stay,
No longer was I wife of Chun Yang.
Jeannie started”to cry.
“Well,” I sald, “how did the dia
monds get Into the Buddha?”
“I put them there,” she said. “When
Chun’ Yang went to get the tickets. |
was girald “Chu Wang would steal
them.
“He knew how to open the safe?" |
‘said, But | knew that, didn’t 1?
“Yes.” she sald. "He knew. He made
ime tell him.”
‘She looked down. She wasn't proud
of i, but | Imagined Sammy could
Persuasive In some rather special, Ort
‘ental ways.
“What did you think would happen
when Chun Yang came back and could.
vessage, to tell him.”
Where?”
“In a secret place. Only we knew—
Chun Yang and.”
Jeannie's tears were flowing like
wine. She had used up her handker-
chief and 1 handed her mine.
“Thank you," she sald, snuffling.
1 got up and took a turn around the
dingy room, 1 put my hends In my
pockets.
“Do. you think,” 1 asked Lotus Blos-
som, “that Chu Wang went to Yang's
hhouse that morning to steal the dia-
monds; that he ran Into Yang and they
fought and Sammy—1 mean, Chu—till-
ed him?
‘She lowered her wonderful eyes and
her shoulders moved subtly.
“1 donot know." she said. “Chu
Watig was a very bad man.
walked around some more,
strenuously.
| scratched the back of my head. When
| Tooked at the bed, they were both
1 dug cautiously In both pockets,
turning away a little but keeping a
furtive eye on Susie. Her eyes were
big and Intense and unwavering. 1 got
hold of the pouch, got the drawstring
Toose and twisted the neck down. Then,
counting carefully, | miked the stones
down out of the pouch Into my pocket
‘and tosged it In my hand once, smiling.
From Lotus Blossom, a swift,
Her eyes littered. Then
slowly, deeply.
“Weill go now." Jeannie seid, giving
her a final pat. “Pete will seo Max
Gould first thing in the morning and
you can close the deal
Jeannie got up. Without warning,
Lotus Blossom. clutching the pouch to
hher bosom, slid off the bed onto her
the too of
room.
was Into the hall. | heard her gasp. 1
Tooked out there. 1 was Kong, all
seven or eight feet of him, standing
with arms folded at the foot of a stale:
way at the end of the hall. In the dim
light he looked even bigger’ than he
1 glanced back at Sue Yang
"Oh," I sald. “I see. By the we
1 didn’t have to spell the question
out.
“ide is my true friend.” she sald
Is from the Southern Isiands.
for me. I cannot say
jell, goodnight,” | sald.
Joined Jeannie’ and we went out.
snugly Imprisoned in mine, according
to our custom at the conclusion of @
successful mutual enterprise.
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
We got through the deserted hotel
{lobby In dignified fashion, but | pinch-
‘ed her In the elevator and she let me
cchase her down to the room. 1 caught
‘up with her at bed and we fell across
Itwith a spell of the breathless giggle+
“Tell me about it.” | sald.
‘She didn't answer. | pinched her
MeOuch." she sald
wl ‘'m trying to’
‘make 2 good story out of it.”
“Never mind that. Who cailed you?”
“Well—this woman, it turned out to
be Mrs. Yang, she said she had to
talk to me, It wes urgent; that nobody:
must _know.”
“When was this?”
“it was just before Max was
posed to pick me up for dinner. So 1
‘thought if It would help, 1 would go to
‘gee her. So when Max brought me
home from dinner, 1 pretended | was
‘mad at you and was going to Kona and
1 did the whole bit, bought the ticket
at the travel desk and all end packed
my sultcase and got Max to take me
to the airport.
tel and change?”
“Wall, | was wearing kind of a fancy
dress and I didn't want It to get mess-
64 up, If anything happened, you know.
1 lay there looking at her, marveling.
"You wouldn't mind If this one gets.
messed up a little right now, would
you?” | said.
‘She wriggled Into the bed, face
down. I" started messing it up. She
fighed with content,
After a while | got up and excused
myself to take a shower. Such clothes
‘a9 | still had on | threw over @ chalr
‘and went Into the bathroom. 1 wasn’t
‘gone long. When | came out, the lights
were out and Jennie was in bed, cov-
ered to the chin. | kissed her. She
‘slapped me in the face.
“Don't come near me!” she sobbed.
| switched on @ lamp and looked
around. My anawer was on the floor.
The pants | had just taken off were
‘and spilling from one of
sparkling in the light, the
precious stones of Chun Yang. Jeannie,
in her sweet, wifely way, had gone
through my pockets.
‘A man keeps trying. | went to the
bed cautiously and put my hand on her
shoulder. She went stiff as the wall
oT off me, Peter Scho-
T knew she would. Later she, would
gat ‘vor te But now {couldnt oven
Ae in'the same oor wi her.
plcked ‘up the damonde, and put
thert nan "envelope, aodled. It and
Suck i inmy shit pockat.190t dress
and turnout the ight.
1 found an early rentaurant, went a
and ordered. 2 bg breakfast. By the
ti had eaten yy Grou |
fer pretty good. At eight
tatoo Wolby ofthe Royal Pawan,
{Gund comfortable telophone” booth
ta ‘aled ax Gould
imanay forthe deondat™ ask
tar the. damonds
rd he said.
+ you're’ coming slong on It. Hi
me with the money at my hotel sround
tenethirty?™
‘Sure, Pete.
‘And the bil of sale. The ret one.”
vey
So that was all right. 1 wandered
round until about nina o'clock, then
went to the telephone again. | got po-
lice headquarters and asked for Ser-
‘geant Bishop. It took @ while for them
to, got him on.
‘Yes, Schofield,” he sald. “What is
the way It must have been
‘spanking slowly end dia.
‘Somebody want to Yang's
ind opened his abdomen. Yang
hhad to get something done before he
could die. He know where | was stay.
Ing. He came up to my room and gave
‘me this thing for his wife and he diad
there, as we know.”
ty All roht-" Bishop ald, to patient:
ly.
“Okay. How did he disappear from
the room? Somebody was. watching
him, ‘ll the way to the hotel, some-
body who needed a littie time’ before
Yang's murder could be discovered.
Now. some carpet cleaners have been
working in the hotel. They got a truck.
They roll up the carpets and stick ‘em
Inthe truck and roll ‘em into their
cleaning plant. which ta down by the
river. Every day the guy with the truck
‘and his helper go to lunch, for an hour
at least.
“Whoever needed "the time went in
and got Yang and rolled him up In a
carpet. He could stash Yang anywhere
‘around there. Who would notice a roll:
ed up carpet? The place was lousy with
‘om.' When the lunch hour came, he
loaded Yang in the truck, drove down
‘to the river and dumped-—"
1 stopped talking. Bishop wes chuck-
ling.
“Pretty good, Schotield.” he sald. “IL
‘oppreciate your calling. But we're way
ahead of you. We found the rug, too,
Tete last night. The truck was owned
by the KleemAite people. We know
they were around the hotel.”
"Oh," 1 sald. "Well, fine.
lad
‘you
talked to the Kleer-Aite people?
"No, they're out of town, Christmas
vacation. Plant’s closed. They're prob-
‘bly In the clear. Somebody probably
Just borrowed the truck.’
“The drive behind the thing wes a
diamond heist off Yang, planned way
bback In Hong Kong. By'e thief named
Chu Wang. He's working at the Surf
Club, az manoger of the dancer, Lotus
Blo—1' mean, Mrs. Yang
“He was there last night when we
‘stopped by?”
“Yeah, he, was. 7
fou didn't see ft to mention 1t7
dnt have it put together
“anything else you haven't mention.
ed—1 moan, haven't put together yet?"
“No.” | sald. “But 1 thought you
right like to pick thie guy up and have
2 talk with hie.
“You got anything In this, Schofield?”
“[ just want to start having # vace
1 loft the
room without waking her end watted
In the lobby. When Max appeared |
passed him the sealed envelope, with
the stones and he handed me # sheaf
of greenbecks long with the bill of
Holl of a way to spend Christmas,
he sald, aa wo shook hand:
‘Then | was on my way to see Lotus
Blossum at the KleenAte Cleaning
plant.
CHAPTER FIFTEEN
The interior of the KleenAte office
‘was dingier looking by day then. by
night. It looked. horribly deserted. 1
pushed the bell button. heard a dlstant
Tinging inside. A. couple of ‘minutes
passed and the door of the hallway
‘Opened sowly. Lotus Blossom looked
‘around it toward the door. Sho was
Inscrutable, as always, Maybe ‘not
quite. Maybe a little unfriendly. | smi-
ed again and flashed the bill of sale,
‘She opened the door, stood back as 1
went in.
‘What do you want now, Mr. Scho-
fiold?” she sald
think we're ready to do business,”
1 said,
Business ike last night?”
q’That was just a precaution,
fat me for sbout thirty
seconds, then tumed and led. mo to
ward the hall. Her long, lovely body
‘swayed under the loosely wrapped kI-
‘mono. It wasn't quite the same as
semi but Kong
wasnt to sight Ineo. te room. I
the yellow light | saw a sutcase near
the toon aight topcoat town over
Ion the fonsaat was a aio vet
tnvelope, Sue Yang loked et me fom
ter Beaded Nes
Sou area strange man, Mr, Scho
field. she aad
Sat nother guy.” sald. “Shall we
get down to business?”
"old you bring the. dlamonds—this
tiger"
“Better yet, 1 brought the: money:
1 cards "Max Gould: already hee tho
tiumonds 1m hs agent an i soomed
ht A ile short"
sat down on the bed careful
‘She ‘walted patienty. 1 opened the
folded ‘sheets and. led them on
lap. She looked atthe thing for a whi
then looked.
"This Is genuin
"You seam surprised
She shrugged lightly and 1 handedhor a pen. She found 2 line for signa-
ture, paused and looked up.
“in English, Mr. Schofield, or Chi
Either way will bo legal," I sald.
She bowed stifly and wrote. with
the pen. In Chinese. Her long lashe
voliad the deep, dark eyes when she
bent her head. Her personal scant was
noticeable, The carclessly belted kr
mono geped somewhat at the bodice
‘and 1 saw her upper breasts, pale and
ler than I would have quess-
fuller,
ed.
‘Sh finished signing, carefully re
capped the pen and handed It up to
sme along with the document. bowed.
She inclined her hosd.
am glad we at last come to an
‘Me. Schofield,” she. aid.
‘There's something | have to know.
“What fe It?"
“Just a technicality, Just In case—
but I'd like to seo some proof that you
‘actually did marry Chun Yang In Hong
Kong: that you're his lege! wil
helr, you know." OF courso, I'd seen
the proof, but she couldn't be sure of
that and | wanted to let her know |
was covering every angie,
She rose slowly from the bed and
looked at me from her full height. Then
she nodded submissively.
f course.”
Sho loosened the belt of the kl
‘mono, bent slightly and started to open
fone of the panels. Then she paused,
lancing up at me.
“If you would be so kind, pleasi
‘she sald,
“Oh,, sure.” 1 laughed, turning my
back. “Just say when.”
waited a minute. There was a faint
rustling, Intimate and feminine. My
throat tightened a litle,
“all right.” she sald quietly, very
close behind me, “when.
!tumed around, my shoulder bump-
Ing the closed door. She was a little
more than a forearm’s reach from me.
| could tell by the way she held her
elbow tight egainst her dlaphragm with
hher arm extended straight out on 2
evel with my belt. The kimono. gaped
all the way down now. She was naked
except for a. Gstring-ike bandeau
‘cross her loins. But this was window
dressing. or sheer ccident. The main
thing was the long, thin knife et the
end of her extended arm. There was
strap around her right thigh, high uf
doubtless a sheath In back. What th
hell, | wondered. All she had to do was,
send for the certificate and there'd be
110 need for all this, But apparently,
after being conned ance too often by
me, she wasn't about to take any
more chances.
| flattened ageinst the door, sucking
In my stomach. She had me good. Even
with both hands free, she ‘could get
the knife well into me before | could
them. it had Tess thon an inch to
"a gag Is 8 gag—"
she sald. “Give me the
All had changed. voice, posture, the
look in the beautiful eyes. For a mo.
caught my whole attention
voly dgcarntlo ware the edges of
f papersthin, Reahtinted tape, careful
iy"ttted on the upper Ide,” drawing
‘out and fattening, them.
Come on, Schad” ah sald end
the accent wee straight out of Kansas
City, Just ae it had been the day Td
tweaked her lovely reer
‘She tossed her head. The short black
bangs ‘on her forehead. dlasrranged
themeeives, revealing the edge of
Silful makup Job that had given her
Skin the proper creamy tone. Glancing
down sew where It tot off, jess even-
iy tust above her breasts
‘Wor eyes snapped. at me
"For the eyetul,” she sald. “Sixty-five
‘would pay for this eyeful,” 1
u're awfully good, honey.”
‘Shut up and get it, up,
“L know you've got It
My palm was damp in my pocket and
slipped on the crisp money. I got hold
palling
sgulerly. 1
‘and watched her ¥
mine. | slipped the stack of bills up
Rotch, paused. The knife point dug at
she sald between
quit watching them
Ler's have
teeth,
“W's stuck In my pocket,” | sald.
1 gave a little tug and the strain
broke her. The eyes shifted down to
imy left. | swung with my right hand,
pushing her off balance” and sliding
away along the wall. She yelped softly
‘and stumbled. twisting. 1 stepped out
from the wali to get behind her, but
she got her footing and swung around,
coming with the knife. | did the bull
fight turn, drawing myself In tight, and
the knife slid past my belt. She stu
bled again with one knee against the
bed. | grabbed for her and got a hand-
ful of Kimono. She pulled away, leaving
It, and all she had on was the G-string
‘and that crazy sheath strapped to het
leg. She swung again, slashing with
ight her wrist with
1. She went limp, and when 1
moved in to take it she leaned into me
with her shoulder and chopped at the
back of my neck. | wasn't prepared for
the judo. | fell heavily onto the bed,
rolling away.
She came for me on her knees
cross the bed. The knife was up
where | could see It and she could use
Tt. 1 got one leg up
‘sobbing with
fury end frustration. She clamped my
ralsed leg in a scissors, grabbed a
hhandful of my shirt and came again
with the knife. This time 1 caught her
wrist In both hands, For minute it
was @ standoff. She was in wonderful
ondition and i hadn't had any sleep.
She tried to tighten the scissors, but
It was only my leg and meant nothing
in leverage. 1 went to work on her
wrist, forcing it back til she rolled
clear. 1 got my knees under me one at
‘a time and she was on her back, claw:
Ing at my face. I leaned on her enough
to hold her atill while | loosened her
‘rip on the knife. When It dropped
‘away. she gave up. | pushed it off the
bad to the floor. She went limp.
“Now Ie stil.” | sald. “You're taking
is too hard.
Hor face was @ mask again, dishevel-
ed but calm. | let up on her slowly
‘and she didn't try anything. When I
was clear of her, she hitched up the
Gatring. | picked up the kimono and
hhanded it to her and ahe drew It across
her_bres
sal.
She looked at
"The deel Is legitimate,” | sald. “The
money Is yours. But give me the back-
Ground. 1 got to talk to the cope
“Go to hell,” she sald, turning her
face away.
‘Then, Tet me give you the back:
ground,” | sald. “If 'm wrong, stop me.
It might help, because If nobody inter-
rupts me I'm going to have to tell it
my way.
‘You've been banging around the Far
East a few years. Ups and downs, as
the saying goes. Probably more ‘ups
than otherwise, because you're damn
‘900d at your work and, except for one
slip, probably the greatest actress
‘since Eleanora Duse. You ran Into this
Chu Wang fellow. Made a good team.
Or | don't know, maybe you're clean so
far. Maybe you only went along wit
‘out knowing enough to get In trouble,
| waited, but she only moved one leg
lazily on the bed, neither confirming
nor denying.
“Anyway.” | sald, “along came Chun
Yang. It was one of your down periods,
way down. You were fed up with Hong
Kong, wanted to home.”
‘was not dow sald flercely.
wanted out, that's al
"Okay," | said. “Yang was the boy
who could do it for you. It was easy
‘enough to con him. Even if his. brain
hhad told him you weren't Chinese at
all, he didn’t really care, He was yours,
body and soul—and pocketbook
“I was good to him," she said. "He
jas a lonely, middle-aged man. | could
make him happy.”
“But It couldn't work, could it? You
hhad Chu Wang on your back. You both
knew about the diamonds. You worked
lt out together before you left Hong
Kong. But by the time you got to Hono-
lulu with Yang, you'd ‘sterted thinking
along different’ lines, exclusive. lines.
‘The hell with Chu. Only he wouldn't
leave it alone, would he? He kept put-
tng the pressure on you. It had to be
that way, because under the original
deal, you could have walked away with
your
split with him and gone with the trade
wind.”
‘She still wasn't saying anything, but
‘she hed twisted her head @ lite end
was watching me while 1 talked
“1 wish you wouldn't doing
that," sald,
“Doing what?”
“With your legs. It's distracting.’
She stared at me for a minute, thenranged her kimono and lay still,
‘So you kept stalling. When you
‘about Max Gould and how
sily the diamonds could be tured
value, not just fenced some-
where at haif price, you stalled hin
real good. This was the best deal yet
‘and you could have It all to yourself.
* think it ever would have come
z
‘She came up then, fast, on her eb
. and looked at’ me siralght end
lot me finish. Chu was’ after you hard
now. He forced you Into thet deal with
McGutty. probebly mostly to keep an
eye on you. Yang didn't like you work:
Ing and you let him think you hed to
for your artistic soul. He gave in, but
kept fussing about it. It couldn't
last. When Yang made noises about
taking you to the mainland, It was all
right with you. But in order to stall
Chu. you had to tell him too much. Ul
‘about Max Gould and a legitimate deal
‘on, the rocks,
‘This was fine with Chu. But by now
hhe didn't trust you too much. He pla
rough. You're about to take off ‘with
Yang for the mainland and Chu is
afraid you'll run out on him. If anything
‘was going to happen, It had to happen
right then. He pushed you around same,
gave you a black eye... But-how
‘come Chu could push you around, with
that big bastard hanging around, that
Number One Boy?”
he smiled a ttle.
“But | guess,” | sald, “he's not too
bright. And maybe the beast In him
gets out of control when he's aroused.
T'know he didn't heve any love for
Chu. 1 saw him chop Chu down when
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You got him steemed good and told
him Yang was buying slrfine tickets to
take you to Sen Francisco, and frst
thing you know. Chu goes into action.
“You followed him, you and Number
‘One Boy. You saw what You
‘saw Yang come out of the house, drag
himself away. You stopped. in’ long
‘enough to see my name on thet tele
phone pad. Then you followed him to
the hotel. You knew he was coming to
me. You needed time. If he was dis-
covered right then, dead, you'd be in
the middle of It. You had to have time
to,zake the deal with Mex Gould
“So you saw the carpet people work-
Ing and you set Number One Boy to
work I was easy enough for him to
roll ‘Yang In a carpet, throw him in
that truck and dump him somewhore.
You probably went’ along with. him.
The Kleen-Aite name gave you another
Idea, a place to hide out. Strippers In
Honolulu have been holing up there for
years. | heard about that
‘She was leaning on one elbow. gaz.
Ing at me with @ puzzled expression.
‘She lifted one foot and scratched tly
‘at the back of her leg.
"You've got It wroni
‘What wrong? About setting It up?
‘You know how to do It, honey. Like
when you got that black’ eye and you
told McGuffy your husband gave It to
you MeGutty was hot for your”
“Not” she. yelled, stiffening up on
both arms, glaring at me, “I didn't tell
him that. Chu told hrm!
‘She was crouched on the bed. study-
{ng me, her breasts exposed again, Sho
groped’ for the kimono with one hand.
V moved to help her. The the
sound of @ door opening. Her eye
went wide, her mouth opened to the
limit. Sho ‘started screaming.
1 swung around, late again. In the
doorway stood Sammy—Chu Wang—
with @ gun In his hand and in a mood
10 use It.
CHAPTER SIXTEEN
Lotus Blossom's screams echoed
through the empty building until she
Sted them with her own fist at her
‘mouth. The look In her eyes was shoer
fervor, Sammy moved Info the. room
and. stood: where T'was.
“You he spat toward her. “You
the cops on mon”
‘Sho shook her Head frantically.
Nol No, Cho, honest."
He moved toward the bed.
"the begged. “Do some
“1 "1 sald. “This looks like a
family fight
‘Where did he come from? | thought.
What the hell happened to Bishop?
"Where are they?”
haven't got them, Chu," she sald.
“Honest
“That's true.” | aald.
“Shut up.” Sammy sald.
1 took # iook at the gun and it was
steady. | didn't doubt he'd use it if
necessary. His foot kicked at the knife
fon the floor, sant It Into a comer. He
becked off, holding the gun on us,
started yanking the drawers out of the
chest. spilling the stuff on the floor.
There wasn't much. Certainly no. dla:
mond:
Ho moved over to the aultcase, got
down and got It open, covering us all
the time. He pulled lingerle, blouses,
skirts out of it and threw them 0:
Ho pleked up the topcoat and shook it
‘upside down. Nothing fell out. He got
fon his feet again and started toward
the bed. Lotus started to. whimpe
softy, like @ puppy. She got her kre
under her somehow and skittered sway
‘across the bed and down over the side,
Sammy scooped up tha kimono and
shook it, keeping one eye and the gun
“Like 1 geld," 1 told him, “she hasn't
got them.”
“Where?” he sald,
“Max Gould,” | ssid,
From behind the bed came little
whimperings and se
“Where's the money?” Sammy said
He got no answer. In a sudden fury
hhe bent, grabbed the bed frame and
Jerked up on It. Lotus Blossom ye
huddled "on the floor. Sammy's gun
wavered and I started to move, then
stopped. The doorway had filled up. It
was Number One Boy. | edged back
8 little along the bed.
He made no sound in his bare feet.
fe crossed the room In two strides
fand his two hands went up over Chu
Wang's head. As they came down
‘grabbed the bed so It wouldn't fall'on
her. Chu sagged down like a poled
steer and the gun slithered off across
the floor. Lotus. Blossom scrambled
out from under tha bed ond I let it
‘down. Kong started toward me and she
sald something sharp in another lan-
‘guage. He stopped, looking at me, then
down at Chu, who ley crumpled beside
the bed.
Lotus Blossom brushed dust off her
0.
“Give _me the money.” she sald,
T want to get out of here.
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here. | ahouid have Known Bishop that
well
Kong, with his nude burden, had
ded for the front door. Now i saw
him charge back the other way past
into ‘the. el
he lifted it straight up, holding his
It." | yelled. 1 pointed Into the
room, "There's one In here.”
‘Number One Boy was pounding up
the steps at the end of the hall. Lotus's
hhead and arms hung limply down his
back now. | started up after them. Far
above, saw him push through 2 nar-
row door, form a momentary silhouette
Against. strong light, then” dlsappe:
The Wory fiesh of Lotus Blossom was
Tike @ tong scarf with @ black tassel
‘over his. shoulder,
Traced up, got Into a corridor that
ran toward the rear of the. bullding.
It’s outside wall was concrete. It was
wide, Ite floor was littered with dusty
trash, At the far end was @ huge win-
dow frame, without glass, twelve feet
square. Through it, beyond empty
space, | could see downtown buildings.
Between would be the river
Kong was hard by the wall Just In-
side the door. Lotus stood beside him.
She, had finally made him understand
she’ wanted down, Her long black halr
was a tangle about her neck. Hor
breasts heaved furiously.
“Ti talk, to. them,” 1 sald
easy now."
Latus Blossom looked at me strange-
ly, 98 If she couldn't quite remember
‘who | was. She moved to face the big
Quy. put both hands gently on his
chest, looking up. a long way up.
Against the light through the open
‘Take it
luscious,
totally feminine. For a. mo
‘amost might have done a little