Ishqiya: A Tale of Love and Betrayal
Ishqiya: A Tale of Love and Betrayal
She stops singing and opens her eyes. A gold LOCKET hangs
above her, a gold Taj Mahal engraved on the pendant. She
looks at it closely.
KRISHNA
Jahanpana... aye jahanpana...
She takes the locket from him and moves closer to him.
VERMA
Hmmm..
KRISHNA
Makbara toh banva hi laaye ho...
ab maar bhi daalo baandi ko...
VERMA
Fauj chhutti par gayi hai rani
sahiba..
KRISHNA
Ek adna si rani ko halaak karne ke
liye fauj darkar hai...? Humein
jahanpana ke hathon qatl hona
hai..
VERMA
Woh mumkin nahi hai..
KRISHNA
Kyon..?
He tries to kiss her again but she moves her head.
VERMA
Hum nayee rani ko zabaan de chuke
hain..
KRISHNA
Kisey..?
VERMA
Nayee rani ko..Shehar mein hai..
VERMA
Aur ye makbara bhi ussi ka hai..
He jumps off the bed and turns around, showing her the
necklace. She lunges for it but he pulls it back.
KRISHNA
(seriously)
Ab hum kahin nahin jaane denge
tumko
VERMA
Chalo.. phulka seko..
She pulls him back, a tad harshly this time. The cell phone
rings.
KRISHNA
Sach...Kahin nahin jaane denge
VERMA
Arre do mahine ka nahin hai ab ye
thakuron ka gaurment...dekhna ye
hi pulisye humare pakhane
dhoenge..roj phenyle se..
VERMA (CONT'D)
Yahan ka daroga thakuron ka
laundiya hai...aa gaya na to
encounter karke hi jayega...
VERMA
Haan haan wahi behenchod...kitni
baar bolen..aadhe ghante main milo
humko..abhi..?
VERMA (CONT'D)
Roti senk rahi hai...
VERMA
Kya kar do....?
KRISHNA
Surrender...
KRISHNA (CONT'D)
Na 302 ke gawah hain unke paas na
304 ke aur 396 main chaar saal se
zaada andar nahin rakh sakte
tumko..
VERMA
(serious)
Kachahri gayi thi tum..?
VERMA (CONT'D)
Krishna kya pooch rahe hain
hum..haan..kachahri gayi thi
tum..?
KRISHNA
Haan gaye the..teen saal se gin ke
teen din nahin bitaye
saath..tumhare jaane ke baad
bistar nahin sawarta hai dino
tak..chaadar pe tumhari silwaton
pe mare pade rehte hain...ab aur
nahin hota..aaj tum jaoge to hum
bhi jaa rahe hain..
VERMA
Kahan..?
KRISHNA
Pata nahin..
VERMA
Samjha..kitna bada sulphate hain
hum..
KRISHNA
Kya samjhe..?
VERMA
Lagta hai koi aur radha ya meera
mil gaya hai humari krishna ko..
VERMA (CONT'D)
Theek hai..ab jo aap bolengi wahi
hoga..agle teen mahine main apni
gaurment nahin aayi to hum
cylinder kar denge..
KRISHNA
Cylinder nahin gadhe surrender
VERMA
Haan haan wahi..ab jayen..
She nods.
VERMA (CONT'D)
Aarti nahin karogi aaj..
She walks out of the room towards the kitchen. We stay with
her.
FADE OUT.
Ishqiya
FADE IN:
The men turn to face each other and give a huge grin. One
of them is Iftekhar Hussain, about 50. We will come to know
him as KHALUJAN. The other is younger, lean albeit
disheveled, in early thirties and is called BABBAN Hussain.
Khalujan courteously offers his hand to Babban. Babban
accepts it graciously and they begin to waltz to the song.
Soon the men are lost in the melody and sway all around
farmhouse that has a swimming pool in the centre. The
afternoon sun shines in the crystal clear waters.
KHALUJAN
Kyon Khan..!
BABBAN
Haan Khan..!
KHALUJAN
Mausam..!
BABBAN
Tha.. tha..!
KHALUJAN
Loote dil..!
BABBAN
Loote jaan...!
KHALUJAN
Chal chalein..
BABBAN
Par kahan...!
KHALUJAN
Jannaton mein...
BABBAN
Haan.. Haan..!
KHALUJAN
Haan.. Haan..!
BABBAN
Haan.. Haan..!
KHALUJAN
Haan.. Haan..!
Babban and Khalujan swing around as they repeat the last
words of the rhyme and raise their hands in the air. They
open their eyes to see the gang smiling at them.
The elated grin on the face of the duo remains intact but
the surprise can be seen in the eyes.
MUSHTAQ
Main kutiya hoon..?
MUSHTAQ
Phir..?
(clapping like a eunuch)
Naseeban..?
MUSHTAQ
Umrao jaan ada..?
KHALUJAN
Majboori mein galti ho gayee
Mushtaq bhai.. Rehem..
BABBAN
Ek ekanni nahi kharchi aapke bees
lakh mein se.. saare sahi salaamat
hai.. Gin lo..
He tries to open the bag but Mushtaq hits hard him on the
hand.
MUSHTAQ
Nai nai.. Zaroorat nahi hai..
Aapki imaandari pe shaq karke
marna hai mujhe.. ? Cold storage
mein 15 hazaar ki barf gal gayi
hai.. Arrey majbooron paise udaye
toh udaye.. Fuse kyon udaya wahan
ka..?
KHALUJAN
Roshni mein pehchaan liye jate ...
BABBAN
Waise bhi hamein laga cold storage
mein aapke paise thande hote
hain.. Barf nahi..
HENCHMAN
Teen foot ka ho gaya Mushtaq
bhai..!
MUSHTAQ
Aur do foot khod..! Bade hi sade
huye insaan hain ye khalu bhanje..
Do din mein baas marne lagenge
saale..!
KHALUJAN
Aapka munh-bola sala hoon main..
Jiji rakhi bandhti hai mujhe..!
Aadha gharwala hua na..! Maaf kar
do.. Khuda ke liye..!
Mushtaq frowns and tries to shoo him away when his mobile
phone rings. He frees himself and takes the call.
MUSHTAQ
Haan janam..
KHALUJAN
(yelling)
Jiji..! Mushtaq bhai zinda gadva
riye hain.. Humein bachaa lo
Jiji..!
KHALUJAN
Bachaa lo jiji.. Jiji..!
MUSHTAQ
Naa naa jaanam.. Kuch nahi.. Sadak
pe kisi Jija-sale ki taqrar ho
rahi thi.. Aap dargah ho aayee..?
Chaliye.. Raat ke night show ke
ticket aa gaye hain.. Hum..? aap
nazrein band karein aur hum
pahunche... Allah Hafiz..
MUSHTAQ
Koi aakhri khwaish..?
BABBAN
Lateefa sunana hai..
BABBAN
Ek Maulvi sahab bade pareshan
the.. apni toti se.. Unke paaq
gharane ka maahaul kharaab kar
dala tha kamzarf toti ne.. ye munh
se aisi gandi gandi galiyaan
phoot-ti theen ki mujh jaisa bhi
sharmaa jaye.. jhenpte huye Maulvi
saahab ne ek din apne dost Qazi
sahab ko ye baat bata dee.. Qazi
sahab bole, usse mere yahaan bhej
do.. Maine do tote paale hain..
Bade shareef hain...Sara din
Allah-Allah karte rehte hain..
Sahi sangat hogi toh do din mein
zabaan aap hi sahi ho jayegi..
Maulvi sahab bade khush..! Apni
toti laaye aur usse Qazi sahab ke
ghar chhor diya.. Qazi sahab ne
toti ko pinjre ke andar daal
diya.. Jaise hi toti andar gai..
ek tote ne usse ektak dekha aur
kalma padhna band kiya.. Muskuraya
aur apne dost ko bola ki..
Babban stops.
MUSHTAQ
Kya bola..?
MUSHTAQ
Kya bola..?
KHALUJAN
Sorry Mushtaq bhai..
KHALUJAN
15 saalon mein 132 carein.. 78
laptop aur 238 mobile phone
churaye hain apke liye.. Badle
mein jo bhi diya aapne.. Bina gine
jeb mein rakh liya.. Kabhi choon-
chapad nahi kiya..
(to the henchmen)
Kiya..?
KHALUJAN
Socha ki itna sa paisa mil jaaye
ki apne mulq jaake mobile phone
BPL, Airtel, Reliance nahi toh
Garuda ki hi agency daal lein..
Maine toh saari janvar ki tarah
guzaar dee.. Par Babban ki toh
bachi hai bhaijan.. Iska nikaah ho
toh iske bachche khilaaoon..
unhein
is-school le jaaoon aur ek din
wahin apni mitti me faut ho
jaaoon.. Bas yahi sapne ne thali
mein chhed karaa daala..
KHALUJAN
(to Babban)
Chal..
BABBAN
Isse zindaa chhor ke bahut badi
galati kar rahe ho Khalu..
KHALUJAN
Apne haathon se apni behen ka ghar
ujaad doon..? Ye mujhe saala mane
na mane.. Main inhein kaleje se
jeeja manta hoon..
(to Mushtaq; politely)
Rassi teit toh nahi hai..?
MUSHTAQ
Chalo maaf kiya.. khol do mujhe..
BABBAN
Kya hai Mushtaq bhai ki humne
galti mein thodi jaldi kar dee aur
aapne maafi mein thodi der..
Sorry..
MUSHTAQ
Agli baar kabar bhi tumheen se
khudwaoonga saalon..!
BABBAN
(walking away)
Maulvi bhi le aiyo saath faateha
padhne ko..!
FADE TO:
A. EXT. HIGHWAY -
B. EXT. HIGHWAY -
C. EXT. HIGHWAY -
Babban stands next to the car and yawns. Through the window
we see Khalujan peeing on a tree.
BABBAN (O.S.)
Hello Feroze bhai Aadaab.. Babban
bol riya hoon..
FEROZE (O.S.)
Arrey kya panga le liya tune
Babban..! Na bhai na Dilli ki toh
soch bhi mat haan.. Mushtaq ke
bande baavle saand ki tarah ghoom
raha hai ilaake mein.. Tere saath
hum bhi jayenge..
BABBAN (O.S.)
Par Feroze bhai..
FEROZE (O.S.)
Na bhai na.. Maafi..
BABBAN
Gorakhpur..
KHALUJAN
Verma..
BABBAN
Kaun Verma..?
KHALUJAN
Woh MLA ke murder case ka
faraari.. Chhupa nahi tha hamare
yahan..?
BABBAN
Vidyadhar Verma..
BABBAN
Toh waapas chalein kya..?
KHALUJAN
Kabhi nahi.. Seedha dhamak padte
hain uske yahaan.. Apne aap paas
karaayega border..
As Babban gets up, a middle aged woman who was sitting next
to him, rolls over in her sleep and leans on Khalujan's
shoulder. Khalujan is awkward at first, then he props
himself in such a way that she becomes more comfortable
while he seems rather ill at ease. Despite the obvious
discomfort, he smiles gallantly.
PIZZA BOY
Hello madam.. I'm from Puja
peeza.. this is your order of
paneer tikka peeza.. and one
Frooti.
KHALUJAN
Ye Vidyadhar Verma ka makaan kaun
sa hai..?
TAI
Cigarette peeta hai..?
KHALUJAN
Nahi..
BABBAN
Beedi chalegi..?
TAI
Mujhe machis chaahiye..
KHALUJAN
Kyon..?
TAI
Pyaas lagi hai yoon.. Abey
sulphate lakdi kya nal se
jalaaoon..?
TAI
Krishna..! O Krishna..! Jal mari
kya..?
TAI
(to Babban)
Tum dono daaku ho..?
BABBAN
Nahi..
TAI
Toh chor..?
BABBAN
Arre nahi..
TAI
Phir..?
KHALUJAN (O.S.)
Sulphate..
TAI
Krishna... Mehman aaye hain tere
yahaan..
KHALUJAN
Vermaji ke liye... bahut pasand
hai ye rum unhein ghoda chhaap..
Hamare ilaake ki khaas.. Kehte
thay pehle peg mein shaadi ka
ghoda.. Teesre mein daaku aur
panchvein mein race ka..
KHALUJAN
Teen maheene mein tees saal ka
yaraana ho gaya tha.. Hamaare
yahaan panhaa li thi.. Nai
Babban..?
BABBAN
(to Krishna)
Aajkal nange hain ki burke mein..?
BABBAN
Sheesh..! Matlab ki aajkal andar
hai ki faraar hai..?
KRISHNA
Main chai chadhhaati hoon..
BABBAN
(to Khalujan)
Teim toh rum ka ho riya hai
waise..
Krishna stops.
KHALUJAN
Nahin nahin.. Ye aise hi mazaak
kar raha hai..
KRISHNA
Dalaan ke peeche gusalkhaana hai..
Maine tauliye laga diye hain..
Barf aur namkeen lagaa deti hoon..
Gilaas kaanch ke nahi steel ke
hain..
KRISHNA
Khaane ki thaliyaan dhhak ke rakhi
rahengi..
KHALUJAN
Na ji na.. Khaana toh hum Vermaji
ke sath hi khaayenge.. Kab tak
aayenge vo andaazan..?
KRISHNA
Kabhi nahi..
Krishna shuts the door and walks past the room. In the
corner is an old dusty Tanpura, covered with a cloth.
Khalujan follows the sound and walks through the house. The
music is coming from a room in the house. He approaches the
window to the room and steals a look inside. Krishna sits
on a mat in the centre of a sparsely set room. She has a
tanpura with her and she sings the soft Hindustani
classical melody. Khalujan stares at her, captivated with
the sweetness of her voice and the serenity on her face.
KRISHNA
Iss baar agar kirkiri nikla toh
dekh lena..
WORKER 1
Khude hi chakh ke dekh lo na
bhabhi..
KRISHNA
(to Workers)
Tune chakhaa na..?
WORKER 2
Maine toh pichhli baar bhi chakhaa
tha..
KRISHNA
Chakh ke bataayenge zaraa..?
KHALUJAN
Subhaan Allah..
KHALUJAN
Ek chammach aur milega..?
KHALUJAN
Aap..?
KRISHNA
Main meetha nahi khaati..
KHALUJAN
Toh itta meetha gaati kaise
hain..?
KHALUJAN (CONT'D)
Muaaf kijiye.. Aapka podha barbaad
kar diya maine..
Krishna shakes her head to indicate that it doesn't matter
and turns around to work on the sugarcane machine. There is
silence for a bit as he looks around the workshop.
KHALUJAN
Badaa dukh hua Vermaji ka sun ke..
Hamein toh lagaa tha sab sulat
gaya tha.. Phir achaanak kaise..?
kya yaarbash aadmi the..
KRISHNA
Ye makaan gavah hai unki yaariyon
ka.. Yamraaj se dosti mein ghar
toh chitaa hona hi tha..
BABBAN
Cheers..!
KRISHNA
(to Khalujan)
Aap aur aapke dost mein zameen
aasman ka fark hai..
KHALUJAN
Zameen aasman kya ji.. Hindu-
Musalmaan ka fark hai.. waise main
itna galeez lagta hoon ki uss
jaise aadmi ka dost kehlaun..?
KHALUJAN
Woh bhaanja hai mera..
BABBAN
Oye.. Kaun hai tu..? pare kar
bandook..!
The boy swings the pistol in his hands smartly and gives it
to Babban. He has a broom hanging by his shoulder.
NANDU
Bandook nahi.. Tamancha hai..
NANDU
Aur ghode ka taar mud gaya hai
andar se.. Fire kiya toh haath
mein phat jaayega.. La idhar la..
BABBAN
Umar kya hai bey teri..?
NANDU
5 kam 20.
BABBAN
Hathiyaar ke baare mein itta kaise
janta hai tu..?
NANDU
Hamaare gaon mein chootar dhone se
pehle tamancha chalaana sikhate
hain..
NANDU
Kuch aur panga hai.. Jungle
jaoonga toh dena.. bapu do minute
mein theek kar dega..
BABBAN
Sheher chalega mere saath..?
Phatphati pe..
NANDU
Jhaadu poche ke baad..
BABBAN
Waahaan pe red light area pata hai
tujhe..?
NANDU
Paise lagenge..
BABBAN
Haan haan.. Kothe pe katora leke
chadhoonga kya..?
NANDU
Abey sulphate.. Main kothewaali ki
nahi.. apne paise ki baat kar raha
hoon..
Khalujan keeps the bag deep inside the closet. He takes out
a 500-rupee note. He puts the money in his wallet and stops
seeing an old wrinkled picture of a young woman in it. On
the picture:
KRISHNA (O.S.)
(singing)
Tumhein dekhti hoon..
KHALUJAN
Tumhaare liye..
Krishna turns, surprised.
KRISHNA
Ji..?
KHALUJAN
Tumhaare liye film ka gaana hai
ye.. Jaidev ka sangeet.. Aur kya
gaaya hai Lata bai ne.. Aa ha
ha..! Saraswati hain sakshat..!
Krishna smiles.
KHALUJAN
Raag pahaadi hai na..?
KRISHNA
Ji Bhopali.. Sangeet ke bade
shauqeen lagte hain aap..
KHALUJAN
(blushing)
Bas aise hi.. Mere chachajaan
tablanavaaz the.. Shakoor Hussain
Khan saab.. Indore gharaana..
KRISHNA
Oh.. lekin aap to..?
KHALUJAN
Bas kismat thi.. Waise thoda bahut
main bhi baja leta hoon..
KHALUJAN
Gungunaate rahiye... varna tarkari
teekhi ho jaayegi..
KRISHNA
Aap chaahen to kuch din yaheen reh
sakte hain
KHALUJAN
Ji par...
KRISHNA
Aur sarai mein na sunne ke liye
gaana hoga.. Aur na hi todne ke
liye gamle.. Thoda lehsun aur kaat
dijiye..
Babban drives the Pizza bike and Nandu sits behind him.
NANDU
Wo dekh wahan.. Wo janglon ke
peechhe mera gaon hai.. Aur wo
jheel paar Thakuron ka.. pichhle
maheene 6 Thakur kamaaye hamaari
sena ne..
BABBAN
Kamaaye..?
NANDU
Jaati yuddh chal raha hai yahaan
saalon se.. Har jaat ki apni sena
hai.. Meri bhi jaldi bharti hone
wali hai..
NANDU
Tikki ke kaat ke baanve rupaye
huye mere..
BABBAN
Kyun khan..! Sena mein bharti ke
baad kya karega tu..?
NANDU
Iss gali se seedhe jaakar dayein
mudna Domariyaganj ke liye.. Aur
waapas yaheen milna.. Samjha..?
BABBAN
Sun...Sau rupaye dungaa roz.. Sena
chhor hamare saath kaam kar..
NANDU
Tum apna kaam niptaaye lo pehle..
BOOK VENDOR
Do rupaye..
BABBAN
Dekh rahaa hoon..
BOOK VENDOR
Ussi ke.. Khareedega toh teen
hai..
BABBAN
Khabrein nahi padhni mujhe..
BOOK VENDOR
Toh..?
BABBAN
Kuchh aur hai..?
BOOK VENDOR
Kya..?
BABBAN
Kuchh bhi chatpata..
BOOK VENDOR
Kaun si bhasha mein..?
BABBAN
Matrabhasha..
BABBAN (V.O.)
Kamla bhabhi ki aankhon se lagta
tha jaise wo 6 janam se upwaas pe
hai..
DISSOLVE TO:
She walks away and Babban follows. Nandu sees him go.
FADE TO:
KRISHNA
Galat.. Aahista gaao.. Hum.. Ni
dha pa ni dha pa ga ma pa..
KHALUJAN
(slowly)
Ni dha pa ni dha pa ga ma pa..
KRISHNA
Shabaash mere shaagird..!
KHALUJAN
(blushing)
Sach..! Apna shaagird banayengi
mujhe..?
Krishna smiles.
KHALUJAN
Ek roshni si hai aapke gale mein..
wo gaana aata hai aapko Lata ka..?
Imtihaan film ka.. Vinod Khanna,
Tanuja the..?
As she starts to sing the song, 'Roz sham aati thi', we cut
to a long shot of them cycling through the fields.
It's absolutely still and quiet but for the sweet chirping
of a bird in the courtyard of the house.
KHALUJAN
(whispers)
Maaf kar do..
MUSHTAQ
Kya kar do..?
KHALUJAN
Maaf..
BABBAN
Jo ye keh riye hain kar do..
MUSHTAQ
Paisa kahaan hai..?
KHALUJAN
Oopar hai..
BABBAN
Kharch diye..
Khalujan opens the door of the closet where he had kept the
bag of money. He puts his hand inside and fishes for it.
Nothing.
KHALUJAN
Yaheen toh tha..! Kahan jaayega..?
BABBAN
Aaj subaah hi toh 500 rupye nikale
they usmein se..!
MUSHTAQ
Aapka tarruf..?
MUSHTAQ
Bataana nahi hai toh pooch hi
lijiye..
KHALUJAN
Inko beech mein mat dalo jeeju..
Chhoro..
MUSHTAQ
Masha Allah.. Kya tevar hain..
Kahiye toh inhein bhi dafan kar
dein tumhaare sath..?
KHALUJAN
Allah miaan sab dekh raha hai.. Ye
sila milta hai khuloos aur
muravvat ka..
MUSHTAQ
Aap log humein sabzi ke bore ki
tarah baandh gaye they veerane
mein.. Pehle hum chillaye mil ke..
Cheekhe .. Roye.. Par Parinda bhi
nahi phatka..
JUMP CUT TO:
MUSHTAQ (V.O.)
Phir humne antakshari bhi kheli..
HENCHMAN
(singing)
Darde dil..
MUSHTAQ
Ga se bey.. Gaa se..!
MUSHTAQ (V.O.)
Par wo khaufnaak thandi raat kate
nahi kati.. Subah bhangan ne jab
khola toh hum log beyhosh pade
they..
BABBAN
Par humne jaan toh nahi lee na
apki..
MUSHTAQ
Teri niyat toh thi.. Par ye hai na
mera aadha gharwala.. Chalo chalo
ruko mat..! khodte raho..!
KHALUJAN
Par hum gaye toh aapka paisa bhi
jaayega Mushtaq bhai.. Hamesha ke
vaaste..
Khalujan takes the phone from him and puts it on his ear.
KHALUJAN
Jiji..! Kaisi hain aap..? Mein
Iftekhar.. Badi mushkil mein hoon
Jiji... bacha lo hamein.. Mushtaq
bhai chhoti si khata ke liye itti
badi sazaa de rahe hain hamein..
zinda gadva riye hain ..!Agle
maheene raksha bandhan hai jiji..
Bacha lo kamein ji.. ji..
Khalujan cleans the phone with the sleeve and gives it back
to Mushtaq. Mushtaq listens to his wife on the phone
quietly. All of a sudden, fires three shots towards Babban
and Khalujan before disconnecting.
MUSHTAQ
Mujhe paisa wapas chahiye.. Sood
samet.. Raksha bandhan se pehle
pehle.. Samjha..!
KRISHNA (O.S.)
Ek chhota sa aspataal hai paas
mein.. Meri maaniye wahan chal ke
x ray kara lete hain..
KHALUJAN (O.S.)
Nahi aap bila-wajah pareshan ho
rahi hain.. Moch si aayi lagti hai
bas..
KRISHNA (O.S.)
Main haldi ka doodh bana ke laati
hoon..
BABBAN
Bag kahaan hai..?
BABBAN
Zyaada masoom mat ban..! Kahaan
hai paisa..?
KHALUJAN
Tu paagal hua hai Babban..?
BABBAN
(angrily)
Tum ho gaye ho pagal..! kahan
jaayega kahan bag..? Kal tak toh
tha.. Aur hum teenon ke alava koi
ghar pe nahi aaya hai..
KRISHNA
Aaya hai.. Nandu..
BABBAN
(taken aback)
Kab..?
KRISHNA
Jab tum mere kamre ki khidki pe
tange huye they.. Tab wo tumhare
kamre ki safai kar raha tha..
KHALUJAN
Unki khidki par kya kar riya tha
tu..? hain..?
BABBAN
Bhaisaab ye Nandu ka ghar kaun-sa
hai..?
The men get up and walk towards him. As their shawls come
off, Babban notices they are all armed.
MAN
Tu kaun hai..?
BABBAN
Dekhiye main haliya gaon mein..
MAN 2
(interrupting)
Woh toh Thakuron ke gaon ke paas
hai.. Raasta kaun ne banaya yahaan
ka..? naam kya hai..?
BABBAN
Babban..
MAN
Musalman hai..? Asli naam bol..?
Kaun se gaon ka hai tu...?
BABBAN
Dekhiye main Bhopal se hoon..
Haliya mein Vermaji ke yahaan unka
mehman hoon..
MAN 3
Ye kya hai bey mehman..?
BABBAN
Tamancha kharaab ho gaya hai..
Nandu ne bola tha theek karaa
dega.. ussi ke liye bas..
MAN
Nandu sena mein bharti ho gaya
hai.. Samjhaa..? Dhoondhne ki
koshish bhi mat karna usse..
We see Tai sitting by the fire toasting some wood into the
furnace.
TAI
Peechhe ahaate mein pada tha..
Mujhe laga raddi hai.. Itta anmol
tha toh taale mein rakhna chaahiye
tha na.. waise bhi lakdi ke
gaththe hi toh bhare they ismein..
lakdi kya bahut mehengi hai
aajkal..?
KHALUJAN
Zindagi ke alaava sab mehenga hai
aajkal Tai..
BABBAN
Kyon khan..?
KHALUJAN
Haan Khan..
BABBAN
Chal Khan..
KHALUJAN
Kidhar khan..?
BABBAN
Jaan Khan jaan.. Maut ka intezar
karega yahaan..?
KHALUJAN
Na.. Jitni bhi hai jiyega.. Seena
khol ke..
BABBAN
Arrey wo Asif Nepali ne dhokha
diya saala.. Abke aise soom banke
gayab honge ki budhha jaayega
Mushtaq dhoondhte-dhoodhte..
KHALUJAN
Aur hum bhaagte-bhaagte.. Aane de
usse iss baar.. Dekh lenge..
BABBAN
Khamakha.. Tu Mushtaq se ladega..?
KHALUJAN
Aur koi chaara nahi hai.. Apne
kiye pe main kisi masoom ko sooli
nahi chadha sakta..
BABBAN
Kaun masoom ..?
KHALUJAN
Krishnaji..
BABBAN
Ghante se.. Marti hai mare..
Humein kya..?
KHALUJAN
Mujhe hai..
BABBAN
Oho ho... paer kabar mein aur dil
hatheli pe..! Budhhape ka ishq
cancer hovey hai khalu... tabaah
ho jaoge..
KHALUJAN
Oye..!
BABBAN
Ladega khan..?
KHALUJAN
Marega khan..
Boom! A gunshot rings out in the air. Both men duck. Before
they can recover, another shot is heard.
KHALUJAN
Kaun hai..?
BABBAN
Kaun hoga..?
BABBAN
Mushtaq bhai..! Galatfehmi ho gayi
hai tumhein.. tumse ladne ki
kuvvat kahaan hai hamari..! Tumse
bhaag ke jayenge kahan..?
Jahannum..?
KHALUJAN
Main toh mazak kar riya tha..
BABBAN
Main bhi..!
She walks up to them and keeps the butt of the rifle on the
ground. Khalujan looks at her speechless. She stares back
right at him.
KRISHNA
Zindagi toh nahi par hum teenon ki
maut ek doosre se zaroor jud gayi
hai.. Ab jo hoga wo meri marzi ke
mutabik hoga.
KRISHNA
Teri haramzaadgi ka andaaza toh
mujhe tha..
(to Khalujan)
Aap samajhdaar lagte they mujhe..
Lekin ek number ke chootiyam
sulphate nikle..
BABBAN
Har kamre mein gas ka cylinder hai
phir bhi lakdi pe kyon khaana
pakaati ho..?
BABBAN
Bandook chalaana kahan seekha
tumne..?
BABBAN
Tum pe paise churane ka shaq
kiya..
(holding his ears)
Ladai ladai maaf karo kutte ka..
BABBAN
Dekho mujhe gaane bajane ki zabaan
bolna nahi aati..
KRISHNA
Phir kis zabaan mein samjhaaoon
tumhein..? Hmmm..?
BABBAN
(whispers)
Kya..?
She licks off the wound in reply. She spits the blood and
looks at him. Babban stares back, quite taken.
KHALUJAN
Kiska idea hai ye..?
BABBAN
Tum pedh ki chhoro na... batao aam
kaisa hai..
KHALUJAN
Guthli teintuye mein atak jayegi..
KHALUJAN
Kaisi nahi hai..?
BABBAN
Matlab ki rooi ka phaha.. Gulab ki
patti.. Devi nahi.. sutli bum
hai.. Saali desi tamancha.. Verma
ka poora dhandha ghol ke pee gayi
hai.. Kamaal ka plan hai uske
paas..
KHALUJAN
(loudly)
Maafi Krishnaji maafi..! Dekhiye
hum jaison ko apne gang mein
shaamil karengi toh na ghar ki
rahengi na ghat ki.. Hum toh
chhote mote uthaigire hain..
Laptop, mobile aur himmat hui toh
car.. Aaj tak kisi ke kutte billi
bhi kidnap nahi kiya hai aur aap
humse karodpati agva karaayengi..?
Waise aap humpe ye meherbaani kar
kyon rahi hain..? Arrey bahut bade
sulphate hain hum.. Sun rahi hain
na aap..?
KRISHNA
Naraazgi mujhse hai.. Phir khud ko
takleef kyon de rahe hain..?
Icy silence. She comes close to him again but he pushes her
away rudely.
KHALUJAN
(loudly)
Nahi.. Aap jaaiye yahaan se..
KRISHNA
Kahaan jayein..?
KRISHNA (CONT'D)
Theek hai.. Nahi sunna toh na
sahi.. Bas agli baar jab Mushtaq
aaye toh uske pairon mein girkar
gid-gidaiyega nahi.. Achcha nahi
lagta dekhkar..
KHALUJAN
Jo hua.. uske liye main apse maafi
maangta hoon.. Lekin ab aur koi
raasta nahi hai.. Mushtaq se
ladte-ladte mar jaaoonga.. par aap
par ek aanch nahi aane dunga.. ye
mera vaada hai..
KRISHNA
Mujhe maut se nahi.. zindagi se
matlab hai..
KRISHNA (CONT'D)
Vermaji ke sath mere jeene ka
shauk bhi bhasm ho gaya.. Aurat
akeli ho toh har mard ki nigah
kapde kachotna chahti hai.. Oopar
se ye ghar ka soonapan.. Kai baar
kalaaiyaan katne ki koshish kar
chuki hoon.. gud bech ke itna bhar
aa jata hai ki shareer ko genhu
kam nahi padta.. Lekin pehle kabhi
laga hi nahi ki mere paas bas do
sooti saariyaan, ek kangan, aur do
bindi hain.. Aapke aane ke baad
sab kuch kam kam sa lagne lagta
hai..
KRISHNA
Ek baar phir zindagi jeene ko mann
kar aaya hai..
KHALUJAN
Aapne mujhe kyon nahi bataya apna
plan..?
FADE TO:
KRISHNA (O.S.)
Target..
KRISHNA
Target hi plan hai.. Jo karna hai
wo humein target bataayega..
KRISHNA (CONT'D)
Income tax department mein apne
doston ki madad se Vermaji ne ye
list taiyyaar ki thi..
KHALUJAN
Sachche kalakaar thay Vermaji..
BABBAN
Par inmein se kaun..?
KRISHNA
Firauti kitni hogi..?
BABBAN
5 crore..
KHALUJAN
50 Lakh..
KHALUJAN
5 karod kyon bey..? Mushtaq ko
pachchis dene hain.. baki 25 kafi
nahin hain hamare liye..?
BABBAN
Chor bazar se bahar niklo khalu..
Bada khel hai ye..
(to Krishna)
5 kam toh nahi hai na..?
KRISHNA (V.O.)
Maroo, Agarwal, Kediya, Pandy..
inke liye koi bhi firauti zyada
nahi hai.. Lekin jitni badi rakam
utna zyada khatra..
KHALUJAN
Na na na... laalach marvaayega
humein.. Kuchh chhota-mota karte
hain Krishnaji ki kaam bhi ho
jaaye aur jaan salamat rahe..
BABBAN
(distracted)
Haan chalo.. 5 nahi... 2 hi sahi..
Koi chhoti machchli hai..?
KHALUJAN
Kya hua..?
MANJU KAKKAR
NEW york mein bhi inhein masoor ki
daal-chaval chahiye hi chahiye..
Maine kahaa dus saal ka visa lag
gaya hai.. Ab toh peeza khaana
seekh lo.. Bole na Manju teri
kasam visa aur peeza dono gaye
bhaad mein.. mere liye toh apne
Gorakhpur ki bhain ki sabzi hi
achchi..
MANJU KAKKAR
Ek din mera serial wala channel
nahi mil raha tha.. Bas apna dish
lagva liya.. Mental hi hain Kakkar
saab..
MANJU KAKKAR
(loudly)
Kukku..! Kukku... Oho..
(on the phone)
Aajkal itne busy hain ki kaam ke
alava koi sudh hi nahi.. Arre
Kukku tumhara ad..!
INTERVAL:
KK taking a shower.
KRISHNA (V.O.)
Aslaha..
KK steps into his car. His driver greets him. Manju waves
him goodbye.
KRISHNA (V.O.)
Gaadi..
KRISHNA
Meri apni kamai ke hain..kam se
kam ek purani gaadi to khareed
sakte hain isse...
KHALUJAN
Arre nahin nahin..koi zaroorat
nahin hai..waise bhi hume gaadi
uthani padegi..kharedenge to pakde
jaayenge...
BABBAN
Haan sahi hai..kal main..
KHALUJAN
(interrupting)
Kal kuchh nahin hoga..kal uthaoge
to kal hi thane main report jayegi
aur parso hum jayenge..pehle
Kakkar ka pata karte hain.. jab
uthana ho usse ek din pehle hi
gaadi ka intezaam karenge
KHALUJAN (CONT'D)
Aur gaadi gorakhpur se nahin
Azamgarh se uthayenge..
KRISHNA
Kyun..?
KHALUJAN
Kyunki gaadi main hum Azamgarh ke
hotel aur petrol ka bil daal
denge..jab police ko gaadi milegi
tub wo tehkikaat bhi wahin
karenge..
KRISHNA
Chai piyenge..?
BABBAN
Kyun khaan
KHALUJAN
Haan khaan..
BABBAN
Zaada uddo mat..pehle Kakkar ko
uddane ka plan banao..sirf aath
din bache hain..
SUPER : Brihaspat
KK's car makes an entry into the Hotel. The guard salutes.
KK
My dear bhai sahab..aap is
mughalat main na rahen ki bijines
bahut profitable hai..bijli main
70,000 ki har mahine minimum
guarantee deni padti
hai..hain..aur 12-12 ghante ki
load shedding upar se..
.. steel 38,000 rupaye ton ke
rate.. 16% ki excise duty aur 7%
VAT par 2% ki education cess..
Bhilai Raurkela se transportation
karana aur dulai ki minimum wages
mila ke apni to costing hi babuji
65,000 rupaye ton aati hai..aur
market main chinese made item bikte
hain kitte main ..? Only 55,000
sir..! Retailers se baat karo to
kam se kam 3 mahine ka credit
mangte hain aur bank ke paas jao
to sale loan dene main duniya bhar
ke kanoon chant te hain..industry
chalana to gunaah ho gaya hai
sir..
While KK speaks his son comes to his side and KK picks him
up and puts him in his lap.
KHALUJAN
Ji Mushtaq bhai..
MUSHTAQ
Chaar din hain tumhare paas..
KHALUJAN
Ji? Par rakhi main to abhi 6 din
hain bhai..
MUSHTAQ
Lekin tumhari maut main
chaar..meri bhanji ki shaadi hai
lucknow main parso..wahan se
seedha aa raha hoon..taiyaar
rehna..
KHALUJAN
Ji..par!?
DISSOLVE TO
BABBAN (O.S.)
Kah riya tha main..bhaag chalte
hain magar akal paidal ho gayi
thi..ye putlibai ke pal pal ke
chakkar main Kakkar akela to
milega nahin..tumhari jiji ka pati
rakhi bandhne zaroor aa
jayega..gardan pe..
KHALUJAN
Krishnaji..Kakkar mandir subah 8
baje pahunchta hai aur wahan se
daftar seedha 11 baje..mandir se
daftar aadha ghanta..dhai ghante
kuchh zyada nahin hain mandir
main?
KRISHNA
Zyada hai...kal hume mandir ke
andar jana chahiye
BABBAN
Bheed dekhi hai mandir main..?
KRISHNA
(to Babban; intently)
Akeyla na mile to bheed se hi utha
lenge..
KHALUJAN
Par..khatra zyada hai..
KRISHNA
Khatra hai..magar ho sakta hai..
BABBAN
Aur nahin hua to..?
KRISHNA
Nahin hua to jiji ke bajay tujhe
rakhi main bandhoongi..theek..?
BACK ALLEY
KK
(birdlike)
Kukku...!
(no response)
Kukku..!
KK waits for a moment and as he goes to call again, someone
creeps from behind him and pushes him hard against the
wall. KK crashes against the wall, yelping. Mamta, A
Nepalese woman in thirties, grabs his arm and pulls it.
MAMTA
Kaun hai tu..?
KK
Ghulaam..
MAMTA
Kya laya hai..?
KK
Tohfa..
MAMTA
Bas..?
KK
Saath mera dil bhi hai..
MAMTA
(whispers)
Tu mera zar khareeda gulaam Habshi
Yakoot..! Dekhti hoon kitna dum
hai tere andar..!
MAMTA
Ab bol meri pyaas bujhaayega..?
KK
(whispers)
Main Mamta ko dhokha nahi de
sakta..
MAMTA
Ab bol.. Ab..?
KK
Na.. Nahi..
KK
Mamta tum..!
MAMTA
(sweetly)
Tum jeete.. Main haari.. Tumhara
pyar amar hai.. Ab toh meri pyar
bujhaao..!
KK
Jaan..!
MAMTA
(babytalk)
Raaje..
KK
(babytalk)
Baba..!
MAMTA
Boo.. Boo..!
KK
Joo.. Joo!
MAMTA
Moo.. Moo..!
KK
(birdlike)
Koo.. Koo..!
MAMTA
Koo... Koo..!
As KK drives away -
KHALUJAN (V.O.)
Toh duniya ke liye mandir jataa
hai magar pooja beauty parlour
mein hoti hai..
KHALUJAN
(rubbing his palms)
Hmm.. matlab ki iss-se zyaada
mehfooz jagaah ho hi nahi sakti
hai usse uthane ki.. mubaarak..!
Babban kal hi banaras chalte hain
car laney.. waise koi aur tha unn
dono ke alava wahan..?
BABBAN
(nodding)
Haan..
KHALUJAN
Kaun..?
BABBAN
Hunterwali..
KHALUJAN
Kaun si wali..?
KHALUJAN
Kya hua..?
KHALUJAN
Kya hua Krishna ji..?
KRISHNA
(seriously)
Main Mamta ko dhokha nahi de
sakti.
KHALUJAN
Kaun Mamta..?
KHALUJAN
Arrey kya hua kya hai..?
KHALUJAN
Haan bhai.. Mera hi hai..
KHALUJAN
Abe so gaya kya..? Babban..?
Ghante bhar se ande de riya hai
andar..?
BABBAN
Nahi murgiyaan gin raha hoon..
KRISHNA
Khalujan... paratha..
KHALUJAN
Aap mujhe Khalu na bulaaya
karein..
KRISHNA
Kyon..? Kitna achcha naam hai..
KHALUJAN
Nahi nahi.. Khalu mane mausa..
Boodhha-boodhha lagta hai.. Naam
toh Iftekhar hai mera..
KRISHNA
Par Iftekhar toh aur boodhha
boodhha lagta hai..
KHALUJAN
(softly)
Theek hai.. Phir Khalujan se Khalu
ghata do..
KRISHNA
Ji..?
BABBAN
Khalu main nahi chal sakta..
KHALUJAN
Kyon..?
BABBAN
Marod uth riye hai pet mein..
Subah se chaar baar ja chuka hoon
Khalu.. Waise bhi aap toh champion
ho car churaane mein..
KHALUJAN
Akele risk hota hai hamesha..
KRISHNA
Toh main chalun sath..?
BABBAN
Nahi theek hai.. Main taiyyar hota
hoon..
As Babban walks-
KRISHNA
Dawaai deti hoon.. 10 minute mein
theek ho jaaoge..
CONDUCTOR
Azamgarh.. Azamgarh..! Non stop
super fast..! Chalo bhai
Azamgarh..!
KHALUJAN
Kuch theek laga..?
KHALUJAN
Ho jaayega.. Krishnaji ne kaha hai
toh theek ho hi jaayega..
KHALUJAN
Kuchh din ki baat hai bas.. Phir
chain se apne gaon mein.. Peepal
tale paadenge aur nadi naare hagne
jaayenge... aahaha.. Thandi thandi
hawaa lagegi pichhwaade..
Krishanji ko poochhe wo bhi
chalegi..?
BABBAN
Kahaan.. Nadi naare..?
KHALUJAN
Nahi sulphate.. Gaon.. Yahan kya
karengi akele..? Wahan toh main
bhi hoon.. tu bhi hai.. aur tera
toh nikaah hone wala hai bachchu
pahunchte dhayeseena..! Unhein
achcha laga toh kahenge yaheen bas
jao hamaare saath..
(softly)
Mere saath..
KHALUJAN
Oye kya hua..?
INT. PUBLIC TOILET - BUS STAND - MOMENTS LATER
KHALUJAN
Bus chhoot jayegi namuraad..!
Jaldi aa..!
BABBAN
Aah..! Masla mere hath se bahar
hai khalu..!
KHALUJAN
Abe bus chhoot jayegi!
CONDUCTOR
(loudly; from the bus)
Oye chacha..!
The driver honks one last time and the bus starts to move.
Khalujan looks at the door and hesitantly runs out to the
bus. He manages to get in just in time.
SONG starts:
EXT. FIELDS
Babban opens the door and walks in. He looks for her
quietly and realises she is in the bath.
She walks into her room to see Babban standing inside with
a flower in his hand. They look at each other for a bit and
then he walks to her. He offers her the flower. He touches
her tenderly and she does not resist. He holds her gently.
KRISHNA
Utho.. Aane wale honge Khalujan
BABBAN
Aane do.. Main nahin ja raha kahin
KRISHNA
Jaana to padega
BABBAN
Kabhi nahin..
KRISHNA
Yahin rahoge..? Hamesha..?
BABBAN
Hmmm..
KRISHNA
Aur karoge kya..?
BABBAN
Nikaah
KRISHNA
Mujhse..?
BABBAN
Hmmm..
KRISHNA
Meri shaadi ho chuki hai..
BABBAN
Phir se kar lo..
KRISHNA
Chaar saal bitaaye hain maine ek
mard ke saath
BABBAN
Maine pichhle chaar saal pataa
nahin kitni aurton ke saath bitaye
hain..
KRISHNA
Kitni..?
BABBAN
Kai..
KRISHNA
Bataao na.. Kitni..?
KRISHNA
Kyon..?
BABBAN
Hmm..mujhe.. Chavaalis ke baad
ginti nahin aati..
INT. RESTAURANT
DELETED.
KRISHNA
Aap kab aaye raat pata hi nahi
chala.. Jagaaya kyon nahi..?
KHALUJAN
Aapke sapne mein khalal daalne ki
himmat nahi huyee..
KRISHNA
Aap bhi Khalu.. Jaan..
(loudly, to Babban)
Uff..! band karo ye kaaen kaaen..!
(to Khalujan)
Aapke sainyyam ki toh daad deni
padegi.. Itne bhonde besure kauvve
ke saath aap reh kaise sakte
hain.?
KRISHNA
Mera toh ek din mein dum ghut
jaayega iske sath..
KHALUJAN
Ji.. Samajh sakta hoon..
KRISHNA
(to Babban)
Arrey band kar kauvve..!
KHALUJAN
Ab yahaan se mera naam doctor..
(to Krishna)
Tumhara painter..
BABBAN
Aur mera kisaan..! Kal se dus baar
bata chuke ho.. Poora plan yaad
hai.. Ab chalo..!
Krishna and Khalujan wait in the car for KK. An old song,
'Kuchh dil ne kaha' sung by Lata Mangeshkar plays on the
car radio. Krishna hums along with it. Khalujan looks away
towards the parlour, deliberately avoiding her.
KRISHNA
Anupama film na..?
KHALUJAN
(looking away, whispers)
Hmmm.
KRISHNA
S D Burman..
KHALUJAN
Hemant kumar..
KRISHNA
Galat.. Ye SD Burman hai..
KHALUJAN
Hemant kumar..
KRISHNA
SD..
KRISHNA
Theek hai Hemant kumar.. Ab toh
bata dijiye ki subah se phugge
kyon bhare huye hain gaalon
mein..?
She holds Khalujan by his chin and turns his face towards
her.
KRISHNA
Kya hua hmmm..?
KHALUJAN
Kuch bhi nahi..
He looks away.
KRISHNA
Aapko toh jhooth bhi theek se
bolna nahi aata..
KHALUJAN
Mard hoon na.. Isliye..
KRISHNA
Achcha.. Aur aurat hote toh..?
KHALUJAN
Toh tumhein kabhi pata hi nahi
chal pata ki main pari hoon ya
tawaayaf..
BABBAN
Haan bhai.. License... kidhar se
aa rahe hain aap..?
KK
Kaunse thane se hain aap
BABBAN
Kavva bagh colony.... License
KK
Achha Kavva Bagh...Omveer ji wahin
posted hai naa? Unko mera namaste
boliyega
BABBAN
Hain? Haan...
BABBAN
Kya ho kya gaya hai tumhein..?
Isse uthana tha maarna nahi.. Ab
kya karein..?
KRISHNA
Log jama ho rahe hain.. Utha ke
apni gaadi mein dalo isse.. Jaldi!
BABBAN
Iski car ka kya karen..?
KRISHNA
Baad mein dekhenge.. Vaapas aa ke
le lenge.. Abhi isse jaldi
nikalo..!
BABBAN
(as a cop)
NAhin nahin kuch nahin.. Gulati
saab bilkul theek hain.. Bas zaraa
si chot aaee hai.. Ghabrao na..
Main khud unhe hospital le
jaaoonga.. Chalo bhai.. Meherbani
karo.. Nikalo inhen.. Ae bhai
bheed ikatha mat karo... chalo
yahaan se.. Chalo!
BABBAN (CONT'D)
Bhai aao madad kar do..!
BABBAN (CONT'D)
Okay bhaiyon thank you.. ab
nikaliye.. Kuch nahin hua yahaan
pe.. okay..? Hum seedha hospital
jaayenge.. Don't worry.. Tata..
MAN 1
Pata hai budhau ne goli chalaai
thi
MAN 2
Pataa kaahe nahin, andha hain hum
ka..?
MAN 1
To bole kyun nahin ?
MAN 2
Tum kyun nahin bole?
MAN 1
Arre hum so rahe the..
MAN 2
Achcha achcha..
KHALUJAN
Reinkna band karega tu..?
BABBAN
(shaking his head)
Na..
BABBAN
Oye doctor.. Hosh mein.. Kya hua
kya hai..?
KRISHNA
Sach atak gaya hai halak mein..
Nigal nahi paa rahe hain..
Babban looks at Krishna in the rearview mirror.
BABBAN
Kaun sa sach..?
BABBAN
Oh..! Par pata kaise chala.. Tumne
bataya..?
BABBAN
Sorry Khalu.. Sorry.. Jab tak
mujhe tumhari neeyat ki khabar
padti.. Tab tak meri tabeeyat
phisal gayi thi saali.. Maine
socha ki tumhein bataaoon na
bataaoon..
BABBAN
Par achcha hua na khalu.. kudrat
ne masla hal kar diya.. Ab bas
hamaara nikah kara do bas..
Krishna nahi chalo unke bachche hi
sahi..
BABBAN
Oye..! ek aur maara toh mujhse na
kahiyo..!
BABBAN
Bas bahut ho gaya.. Maatha mat
thanka mera..!
Khalujan hits him yet again and the car comes to a
screeching halt. Babban turns around and punches Khalujan
right on the face. Khalujan falls back.
KHALUJAN
Bahar aa..
BABBAN
Lo aa gaya..
KHALUJAN
Naliyaan chatne ke layak hai tu..
Tera baap toh bhag gaya tha Maulvi
ki laundiya ke sath saale.. Main
na paalta toh wahin Aligarh ki
galiyon ka kutta rehta tu..
BABBAN
Aur tu..? Paaltu rehta Mushtaq
ka.. Bhool gaya..? Main na hota
toh zindagi bhar uske daalaan mein
jeebh se pochha maarta..
KHALUJAN
Apni aulaad ki tarah paala hai
tujhe haraamzaade..
BABBAN
Haan..! nikah tak toh kara nahi
paye mera.. Meher ke paise bhi
nahi jute they tumse.. Baaraat
ghar se aake laut gayi thi...
BABBAN
Dono kaun..?
KHALUJAN
Ek tu..
BABBAN
Aur..?
KHALUJAN
(whispering)
Teri ammi..
BABBAN
Hain..? Kaun..?
KHALUJAN
Ek tu aur teri ammi..!
BABBAN
Ammi ko beech mein mat la khalu..
KHALUJAN
Main thodi laaya.. Saari duniya
kehti thi..
BABBAN
Kya..?
KHALUJAN
Yaarbaaz amma ka randibaaz
chhora..!
FADE OUT.
KRISHNA
Vidya kahaan hai..?
KRISHNA (CONT'D)
Hmmm..?
KK
Kaun kahaan hai..?
KRISHNA
Mere pati parmeshwar.. Vidyadhar
Verma..
KK
Apne haathon se uksi raakh ganga
bahai hai tune..
Krishna hits him hard with the butt of the pistol. KK cries
out.
KK (CONT'D)
(loudly; in pain)
Pehle bhi samjhaaya tha tujhe..!
Tera wehem hai ki wo zinda hai..
KRISHNA
Phone laga usse..
KK
Tu paagal ho gayi hai Krishna..?
She shuts all windows and doors of the house except for the
main entrance.
She checks on the two gas cylinders in the room. She opens
the tap and checks for the leaking gas.
BABBAN
Krishna..!
Krishna comes out. She wears a red saree. The men look at
her.
INT. KRISHNA'S HOUSE - COURTYARD - LATER
KRISHNA
Aaj se aap log aazaad hain.. Shaam
5 baje ki Bhopal ki train hai.. Ye
ticket..
BABBAN
Kakkad kahaan hai..?
KRISHNA
Poore 25 lakh hain.. Shaayad kam
lage.. Par aap apna udhar aaram se
chuka sakte hain.. Gin lijiye...
KHALUJAN
Gintey they.. Roz gintey thay..
Jab ye chori nahi hua tha.. Tab
din-raat hum dono isse baith ke
bas gina hi karte they..
BABBAN
Chotti..!
KRISHNA
Chahti toh paise leke gum ho sakti
thi... saari zindagi dhoondhte
rehte mujhe.. Magar mujhe paisa
nahi chahiye..
KHALUJAN
Zyada paisa chahiye..!
(to Babban)
Le.. Hamari Amma nikli.. Nikah
padhwaaoon ab..? Bachche
khilwaayega meri godi mein apne..?
KRISHNA
Ye jagah aap log jitna jaldi chhor
dein utna behtar hai..
KHALUJAN
(calmly)
Ji behtar hai..
(to Babban)
Chal..
Khalujan points to the bag and sits down next to the money.
Babban steps back and picks up the bag. They start to fill
the money in the bag slowly.
KHALUJAN (CONT'D)
Jaane se pehle wajah jaan-ne ka
haq toh hamaara banta hai.. Kam se
kam..
KRISHNA
Ishq mein sab bewajaah hai..
BABBAN
Bag neeche se phat gaya hai.. Wo
wala le loon..?
BABBAN (CONT'D)
Kakkar kahan hai..?
Silence.
KHALUJAN
(loudly)
Kahan hai..?
Krishna has her back to the wall but she looks at the men
defiantly.
Khalujan is enraged yet cannot bring himself to commit any
violence on her.
KHALUJAN (CONT'D)
Yahin ghar mein hoga.. Dhoondh
usse..
BABBAN
Khalu.. Tum dekho..
KRISHNA
Bahut badi galati kar rahe ho tum
log..!
Khalujan stops.
KRISHNA (CONT'D)
Kakkar bahut hi khatarnaak insaan
hai.. Uska steel ka dhandha sirf
dikhava hai.. wo asal mein Nepal
se hathiyaaron ki supply karta hai
yahaan..
KHALUJAN
Achchha..?
KRISHNA
Kakkar Vidhyadhar Verma uska
daahina haath hai.. Usne Kakkar ke
saath milkar mujhe marne ki
koshish ki thi..
KHALUJAN
Verma zinda hai.. Aur usne Kakkar
ke saath tujhe marne ki koshish
bhi ki.. Aur fail ho gaya..! Wah
wah..
KRISHNA
Waqt bahut kam hai.. Paise le ke
chale jaao.. Varna mere saath tum
dono bhi maare jaoge..
KRISHNA (CONT'D)
Uske log yahaan pahunchne wale
hain..
BABBAN
Tune bulaava bheja hai..?
KRISHNA
Haan..
BABBAN
Aur kya karegi usse yahaan bulake
tu..?
KHALUJAN (CONT'D)
Kal raat jab tu so gai thi na, to
saari raat baitha bas dekhta hi
raha tujhe.. Tu pehli aurat hai
jisse dil lagaya.. Aur tu harami..
Khel rahi thi mere saath.. jee
chahata hai ki yahin halaak kar
doon tere ko.. Mohabbat itni
gaadhhi hai ki jhel jaunga main
bas..
Khalujan bends down to see that the noise comes from under
the cooking set up. He peers in closer and discovers a
small lever. A trapdoor.
KK
Janata tha main Varma ko.. Ek
number ka chhata badmash... mujhe
dhamkaata tha paise ke liye.. Par
usne bhi kabhi itte nahi maange
bhaisaab..! Dekhiye paise hai mere
paas.. par aisa nahi ki chutki
bajaate hi 4 karod aa jayega..
BABBAN
4 karod..?
(to Krishna)
Humne toh do tay kiya tha na..?
KK
Dhai ka offer toh khud maine diya
hai ji..
KHALUJAN
Iska pati tere dhandhe mein
partner hai..?
KK
Kaun sa dhandha..?
KHALUJAN
Nepal se hathiyaron ki supply.
KK
Mujhe pata nahi aap logon ke aapsi
sambandh kya hain.. Par mujhe apni
safai mein ab kuchh nahi kehna..
Ho sakta hai isne 4 karod maange
hi nahi.. Bas main kahani bana
raha hoon.. Aur kya pata iska pati
shaayad maraa bhi na ho.. Kyon
deviji..?
KRISHNA
Kuch der ki baat hai.. sab jaan
jaayenge ki kaun zinda hai kaun
murda..
KK
(to the men)
Aap kahein kya karna hai..
BABBAN
Dhai ke intezam mein kitta tem
lagega..?
INT. GLORIA BEAUTY PARLOUR - DAY
MAMTA
Hello..
KK
(surprised)
Mamta..? Par meine toh..
MAMTA
Ek minute.. Didi ke haath busy
hain..
MANJU KAKKAR
Speaker pe kar do..
KK
Nahi Mamta nahi..!
MANJU KAKKAR
Kuku.. Haan bolo..
KK
Phone speaker se hatao..
MANJU KAKKAR
Arrey bolo na.. Mamta se sharma
rahe ho..?
KK
Dhyaan se suno.. Kuch paise
chahiye mujhe jaldi..
MANJU KAKKAR
(serious)
Tum kidnap ho gaye ho kya..? bolte
kyon nahi.. Kisne kiya hai..? Kaun
sa mafia hai..?
INTERCUT
KK
Income tax.. Papers mein gadbad
nikli hai.. Par saab log bahut
bhale insaan hain.. Ab tum dhyaan
se suno.. 50 lakh guest room ke
flush tank mein hain.. 50 purane
microwave mein.. 50 bade fridge ke
freezer mein hoga.. Aur er..
MANJU KAKKAR
50 piano mein dala tha parson..
KK
Haan correct correct.. ye paise
lekar tum factory pahuncho.. 50
aur wahaan mil jaayega.. Income
tax department ke do log wahaan
pahuchenge ek ghante mein.. Unhein
de dena.. Meri chintaa mat karna..
Main shaam tak ghar aa jaoonga..
Theek hai..?
BABBAN
Isse hamare baare mein sab pata
hai.. Police peechhe aayegi
hamare.. Kya karna hai..?
KHALUJAN
Karna kya hai..? Uda de saali ko..
khatam kar afsana..
Babban considers the proposal as he looks at the pistol. He
shifts uneasily before he picks it up. Khalujan opens the
door. Krishna is tied up on a chair in the room.
BABBAN
Tum udao..
KHALUJAN
Kyon..?
BABBAN
Kyon kya..? Tum udao..
KHALUJAN
Tu kyon nahi udata..?
BABBAN
Tum kyon nahi udate..?
KHALUJAN
Mujhe sach mein iss haraamzaadi se
ishq ho gaya tha..
BABBAN
Aur mujhe..? Sala tumhara ishq
ishq hamara ishq sex..!
The men have one last look at the house as they drive away.
Tai comes running behind the car and tries to stop them but
it's too late.
EXT. KK'S FACTORY - DAY
GUARD
Haan..?
KHALUJAN
Manju ji hain..? Hum Income tax
department se hain..
The duo is let in. They walk in and look around. Some of
the workers look intently at them. The man leads them
towards the office. As they walk, Babban sees someone who
looks familiar.
BABBAN
Ae Nandu..!
KHALUJAN
Kya hua..?
BABBAN
Kuchh nahi.. Jaldi nikalte hain..
BABBAN
Sharminda kar rahi hain aap.. Ab
toh ghar ki si baat hai..
The men come face to face with each other in the foyer.
VERMA
Ab main Varma nahi.. Kulshreshth
hoon.. Shyam Prasad Kulshreshth..
Babban and Khalujan look at each other. Verma walks close
to them.
VERMA (CONT'D)
Kyon bula rahi hai wo mujhe..? Kya
karna chahti hai..?
KHALUJAN
Allah kasam Varmaji.. Zara bhi
khabar hoti toh hum kabhi nahi
padte iss chakkar mein.. Mushtaq
bhai ki talvaar latki hai hamare
sar pe.. Nahin toh hum kabka nikal
gaye they yahaan se..
VERMA
Theek hai.. Khud mil aate hain uss
se..
KHALUJAN
Hum jaayein phir bhaijaan..?
VERMA
Kyon..? Milna nahi chahenge ek
baar aur uss se..?
Verma's car leads the way followed by the duo's car on the
highway. Khalujan and Babban sit silently sandwiched
between two armed burly men in their car.
The cars cross a bridge on a river when their car turns off
onto a side road while Verma's car ahead carries on.
Khalujan and Babban react, confused and try and tell the
driver he's taken a wrong turn.
BABBAN (O.S.)
Bhaisaab.. Kahan le ja rahe hain
humein.. Hain..? dekhiye humein
jaane dijiye..
KHALUJAN (O.S.)
Kisi ko pata nahi chalega bhai..
Chup-chaap nikal jayenge hum..
Hamein maariye nahi please..
The blindfolds are taken off the men. Babban squints and
looks at his captor, aghast. Nandu stands before them.
NANDU
Tujhe jaanna tha na ki sena mein
kya karunga mai..? Ye dekh.. Chini
tamancha..
BABBAN
Varma ne hamein marne ke liye
bheja tha tujhe..?
NANDU
(nodding)
Yahin nadi mein phenkni thi laash
tumhari.. Akele ka pehla kaam hai
ye mera..
NANDU
Na.. Baapu se milne jungle gaya
tha tab dekha tha usse..
(chuckles)
Bhoot bhoot chil-lane laga tha..
Phir baad mein logon ne poora
kissa bataaya..
BABBAN
Kya..?
Verma bends down and opens the trap door. A corpse lies
inside. 2 men enter quietly and Verma helps them in setting
up the corpse, dressed identically to Verma, before they
plant a crude bomb and get away from the house.
NANDU (V.O.)
Kuchh saal pehle Nepal ke raste
hathiyaron ki taskari shuru hui
thi.. Pehle Thakuron ke paas 303
rifle ka dhauns tha aur hamaare
paas desi katta.. Lekin ab.. AK 47
maano toh bachchon ka khel.. Vidya
bhaiyya ko naye dhandhe mein hissa
chaahiye tha.. Magar unki Thakuron
se nahi patati thi.. Khoonam-khoon
ho gaya.. Krishna bhabhi ne bahut
roka.. Par unhone ek na suni..
Seedha Thakur MLA se yuddh kiya..
Bas.. saare Thakur unke jaan ke
dushman ban gaye.. Bhaiyya bhag
nikle.. unka khule mein rehna
mushkil ho gaya.. Bhabhi ne unhein
bahut dhoondha.. Roz Kakkar ke
paas jaati thi poochne ki wo kab
aayenge.. vo bhaiya ke liye aur
jhanjhat ban gayi thi.. Paani sar
ke oopar chadh gaya aur bhaiya ne
ant mein apni hi maut ka kaand
rach diya.. par usse ummeed nahi
thi ki dhamake mein bhabhi bach
jayegi..
Krishna takes off the last of the bandage from her hand,
revealing burn scars. Outside, Tai's voice is heard,
calling out to her when Babban and Khalujan arrived home.
NANDU (V.O.) (CONT'D)
Hamari jaat ke liye Varma ne bahut
kuch kiya.. Par Krishna bhabhi ke
sath ..bahut galat..
NANDU
Yahaan pe haan.. Na idhar na
udhar... samjha.. Aur ye rakh lo
kaam aayegi.
NANDU (CONT'D)
Ghabra mat.. Do minute mein hosh
aa jayega mujhe.. Chal maar.. O
maar na..!
KHALUJAN
Duniya mein sabse gehri dushmani
miyan biwi ki hoti hai.. Nikah ki
bhool ja tu bhaiya..
BABBAN
Sach.. Hum toh kunware hi bhale
Khalu..
KHALUJAN
Bilkul..
(silence)
Waise.. Laundiya sach bol rahi
thi..
BABBAN
Haan.. Par pehle bata deti sach
toh kya madad na karte hum uski..?
KHALUJAN
Hmm..
BABBAN
Hamara paisa churaaya usne..
KHALUJAN
Haan.. Chotti kahin ki..
Silence.
BABBAN
Par ek baat toh hai Khalu..
Haraamzaada Verma apni maut saabit
karne ke liye uss pyari si jaan ko
sati banaana chah riya tha...
KHALUJAN
Aur kya.. Woh toh Allah miyan ka
karam tha ki bach gayi..
BABBAN
Haan. Par ab kya karenge Allah
miyan.. Itne haraamiyon ke samne
wo akeli.. Aur tum toh haath-paon
baandh aaye uske.. Bhaag bhi nahi
sakti..
KHALUJAN
(softly)
Khair chhor.. Hum toh bach gaye..
BABBAN
(nods)
Hmmm..
KHALUJAN
Par ek baat toh hai.. Laundiya
sulphate nahi hai.. Kuch toh
planning ki hogi usne..
BABBAN
Kya planning Verma ki sena ke
samne..!
BABBAN
Ek baat toh hai..
KHALUJAN
Na.. Ab baat doosri hai..
COP 1
To humne ghuma ke dui kantaap
maara aur bola aurat ho aurat ban
ke raho, nahin to jaakar apne baap
ke khopadiya pe baith jaao
BABBAN
O kaamchoron... pichhwada baith
baithe baithe bhains ban gaya hai
saalo! Abbe tumhaari maan
rikshawale ke saath bhaag jaye..
Tumhaari biwi doodhwale ka bachha
janey..! Kambakht maaro! Tumhaari
behen ko chechak ho jaye.. Tumhare
bachhon ko dast lage..!
COP 2
Abbe oe..! Chup kar..!
BABBAN
Kutton..! Bavasir ke kidon..!
INSPECTOR
Kya hua..?
The officer looks up stepping into the doorway. As soon as
he sees them in the doorway, Babban whips out the pistol
and fires over their head.
Verma's men are spread over the house. Verma looks at the
house, standing in the centre of the courtyard. He reacts
to foul smell in the house.
MANJU KAKKAR
Kukku..? Arrey Kukku kahaan ho..?
MAMTA
(birdlike)
Kukku.. Kukku..
KK
Manju? Tumne aawaz lagai thi
mujhe..?
Verma opens the door and sees Krishna inside. They look at
each other for a moment.
VERMA
Itti khushi hui thi sunkar ki uss
raat tum bach gai..
VERMA (CONT'D)
Pata kaise chala tujhe..?
KRISHNA
Uss raat ghar mein gas nahi thi..
KRISHNA (CONT'D)
Mujhe leke bhi toh ja sakte they..
VERMA
Tum aati nahi..
KRISHNA
(nodding)
Isiliye tumhein bula liya..
VERMA
Par kyon..? Haan..?
KRISHNA
Bas.. Ek cheez ki kami thi.. Jo
aapke sath chali gayi thi..
Verma grins and fishes his pockets for the locket. He takes
it out and shows it to her.
VERMA
Khazaana laya hoon tere liye..
VERMA (CONT'D)
Aur koi khwahish..
KRISHNA
Haan.. aakhri..
Verma waits for her reply. Krishna rushes and locks the
bedroom door.
KRISHNA (CONT'D)
Aapke saath iss makbare mein dafan
hona hai humein..
VERMA
Krishna nahi..!
OUTSIDE
COURTYARD
Verma's men are surprised but have their guns aimed on the
duo. KK, Manju and Mamta come out and look at the scene.
INSIDE
VERMA
Dekho Krishna.. Thande dimaag se..
KRISHNA
Bandook do..!
VERMA
Haan..?
KRISHNA
Pistol do apni..!
OUTSIDE
COURTYARD
KHALUJAN
Aur cylinder kabhi bhi phat sakta
hai.. Hamein yahaan se jaldi..
OUTSIDE
TAI
Arrey bhaiya jhagda kaahe ka
hai..? Suno toh..! Maachis hai
kya..?
KK
Firing rokiye..!
INSPECTOR
Hain..? Par saab..
KK
Arrey sab mere log hain andar..!
Stop the firing now!!
INSPECTOR
Firing band karo..! Stop stop..!
CONSTABLE
Hain..! Kya sir..?
INSIDE
BABBAN
Krishna..! Nahi..?
Babban cries out loud when suddenly, she opens her eyes. A
beat. She smiles as tears roll down the men's face.
The Cops and KK's men have surrounded the house and are
walking purposefully towards it, guns drawn.
Mushtaq and his men have arrived! Their car has rammed into
the police jeep. The cops and KK's men turn back to deal
with this new intruder but they have been taken by
surprise.
Babban has picked up one of the cylinders and uses all his
strength to break down the window in the room. The wooden
frame gives way.
CORRIDOR
Tai, with the lit torch, is shocked to see them. The three
of them fall on the bundles of sugarcane waste in the
backyard. Babban helps prop Krishna up. Khalujan limps up.
He grabs Tai by hand and pulls her away from the house.
The firefight carries on. Mushtaq and his men have used the
element of surprise and fire from a secure vantage point.
KK and his women are hidden behind the wall. Both women hug
him tightly.
Explosion. All firing stops and the house catches fire.
Smoke fills the air.
BEHIND HOUSE
They find each other. They look around. They call out for
Krishna. She is nowhere to be seen.
She stops near them. They stand next to each other. They
look at the burning house.
Krishna turns and starts to walk away. The men wait a bit
before Babban runs behind her. Khalujan follows.
Their car is outside the house. Babban opens the boot and
takes out the bag with their money. He rushes back to join
them.
FADE TO BLACK.









