Podcast: Cancelled with Tana Mongeau and Brooke Schofield
Episode: TANA HAS BEEF WITH ALISSA VIOLET… Ep. 91
Context: Alissa posted an ad for a dress on Depop where she shamed Brooke’s friend Paige in the
caption:
“Pink tight dress. Super snatched, makes your waist look tiny. I wore to a party with my situationship
in 2021 and it was a weird mini rave. And this girl camp came up to me and said she loved me and
she thought I was super cool. She told me she followed me for years and wanted to be just like me.
Then she followed me all around the party all night like a stalker. And my friends thought that she
was sketchy, but I gave her a chance. Then she pulled me aside and said, “By the way, I hooked up
with your ex, can we still be friends?” And I walked away. That girl was Paige Lorenz.”
Transcript:
Brooke: I don't like to have beef either, but mm, yes, I do. I like to have beef with people who
deserve to be beefed with. Let’s talk about it.
Tana: Okay. Okay. Well first of all, I decided that I would begin this segment with a bit of spoken
word.
Tana: Well first of all, I decided that I would begin this segment with a bit of spoken word.
Brooke: You wrote a poem.
Tana: Oh, Alissa, Alissa, Alissa. What are we going to do? You've caused us a big mess with your mean
girl stew. I think that it's time to put down the cauldron and broom. All of this mess. Just so you can
use David's pool. Oh, you came at me for shaming but then said I live in a hole. But if it weren't for
Marshmello, you'd be on a pole. Oh, dying on a hill for Jason Nash. I suggest you shut your trap
before you're both doing DoorDash. You are no stranger to being rude to a waiter or going on a
smear campaign. Remember when you used Depop to incite Paige Lorenz’s shame. Alissa, Alissa,
Alissa, you’ve caused a big mess. But I guess anything to sell that pink dress.
Brooke: Okay now my turn. So, she sends me this long dm, I don't know if you want me to read it in
full, it's really not necessary, but it basically says in the first line, “Yo, I don't really know you.” First
line. Already offended. Alissa Violet, I have met you at least 150 times. I spent hours with you. We
have so many mutual friends. I went to birthday dinners with you. I have been around you in so many
ways. You want to know why you don't remember me? Because for a long time I didn't have any
followers or clout. Okay? And you know when you started noticing me and maybe saying “hi” here
and there? As soon as this podcast started blowing up, I will never forget that. I notice that about
people. I will never forget those people.
Tana: Every time you’ve ever talked about people only coming around to you or showing you the
time of day once this podcast started to take off, it was kind of in reference to Alissa Violet.
Brooke: It was always in reference to Alissa Violet. I am so particular about that because I keep those
people in the back of my mind always. If you treated me one way before I had the Cancelled podcast
and you treated me a different way afterward, it is deeply ingrained in my memory, okay? Doesn’t
matter. She goes on to say, “You most recent TikTok is not an accurate description of my Depop
caption. It's so easy. You could have just Googled it. I never shamed Paige Lorenz, nor did I say she
was trying to steal my man. This is why podcasts and TikToks are so toxic and dangerous because
they spread misinformation like wildfire.”
