S

ogre
The musical

Script by:
Miguel Pisa Magevski

Name:______________________.
 Characters:
Little Shrek - Angry
Shrek
Fiona
Donkey
Lord Farquaad
Pinocchio
Bad wolf guards two
Evil witch
Mama Ogre-Dragon
Guard 1-Monk
Peter Pan - watch three
Piglet, a resident of Duloc
the rat of the tongue

Little Pig Two - resident of Duloc

dried rat
Little Pig Three - resident of Duloc
What a rat
Fairy godmother - cookie - Fiona
young
Little Fiona
Up to one
DINNER I
Shrek: once upon a time, there was a little ogre named Shrek, who lived in a
tree with its relatives, it was a small and filthy place, but it was
happy, because ogres like places like this, on their seventh birthday.
years, your mother called you for a conversation, which is a tradition, and
All the little ogres should follow.

Ogre mom:
My son who is growing up so quickly
It grows more and won't stop
The time is coming
At the time of leaving
Seven years
Seven years
It's already good for you to manage.

Mom made a sandwich for you

I also put a blanket, because it will snow.
Pride of your parents
Never look back
Always forward
Always forward
You will go, you will meet
It's a big and happy world
With blue sky above us
Life is cool and goes bilu-bilu
But not for you
It's a big and happy world
And everything is fun, everything is color

Friends to play
Party for a lot
But not for you
My little son
My dear, we are ugly
And the people then.
Doesn't want to look at us
And take the curse word

And take a stumble

Come to hunt us
Oh calamity, our voice
So you need to find your place
Some hard-to-find place
However, if someone arrives
You have to scare well
It scares me
It scares
Only this way to not dance
Goodbye!
Beware of evil men
(Shrek passes through places and scares residents)
***
Shrek:
I don't want a happy world
I am already happy here, just as I am
With everything that is mine

So see well
I don't want a happy world
At the party, I am in charge and only I.

I do what I want
I invite and I will go too
Take your blue world
With teddy bears and unicorns
And hide in a place
Well deep and very warm, yes
I prefer life like this
I'm not that complicated
I was born to be alone
And forever hated
Every book speaks of me
Like a degenerate
But it's all right
It doesn't matter either way
I don't care about being loved.
I don't care about the beautiful and happy world.

I have my own, my little world just for me

That is neither beautiful nor happy
But it's mine!
It's all mine!
He is mine!
He is mine!

DINNER II
Shrek after singing the song enters the house, where the
creatures from fairy tales that follow a lord's guard
Farquaad.
Look: see! Here is where you will live! Don't mind the mud,
You get used to it! And don't complain! Did you read the lord's decree?
Farquaad!
Pinocchio: yes we read! (now he speaks with a mocking tone) all
fairy tale creatures are completely banned from
Duloc. All the fruits and fools will be taken to the 'rehabilitation.'
(he makes quotes with his hands)

Look: no fun! When I call your names, take a step forward.

front! Pinocchio, the puppet!
Pinocchio: I am not a puppet! I am a real boy!
his nose grows
Look: there will be your piece of mud!
Pinocchio: thank you very much!
(he sits on a trunk)
Pinocchio: man, I'm going to tell you! Sometimes being a creature of tales
fairy tales are a drag!

Pinocchio
Ah, life is a hassle
I'm always feeling bad
Ihavethisnose
What brings you and says
That I am Pinocchio
You can't lie.
It is an ugly life
Bobo here in the light
And inside the whale
It's a terrible life, yes it is!

It's a lousy life

Look: pigs! Find a place near that tree! Not so ...

Close! Not that far! You got it!

It hurts, life is hard

Expelled, without a place
They broke my power
They made him run away.
They blew upon our home
Ah, the witch hunt
stick on the ground
the dude is screwed
What a piece of crap hat
Crazy for the devil
They tore Grandma's outfit
And the people only make me suffer
It's a terrible life

Everyone kicks
No one cares
And no one listens to you
It's a dog's life
Watch out: and remember, if we see you there in Duloc, you will be executed!
It's a dog’s life
I who dreamed of happy endings
It's not going to happen

All illusion
I who dreamed of being happy forever
Could it be that I am?

I am not, I am not, I am not!

It's a terrible life
Always around the edges
Always the darkness
Always behind the strings
Always without anyone
Someone always says no
There's always some voice to insult as an aberration
This life is lousy, Yes sir
This life is awful, oh yeah
This life is terrible!

Shrek: what are you doing in my swamp?!

Pinocchio: aaaaah my God! We were forced to come by the lord

Farquaad!
Damn it: he blew.
Pork two: blew
Damn it three times: and he signed

our eviction order!

Shrek: forced? Then go away, it's not my problem!
Pigs: we can't go back! Farquaad will turn us into
sausage!
Wicked witch: hey! Why don't you go talk to him!
Pinocchio: yes! He would listen to you (he gets very close to him) you are
scary!
Shrek: that means I'm an ogre! And that means I stay
in my swamp! Have you never read the books?
Big bad wolf: those books that say I am a big bad wolf!
(everyone laughs)

Evil witch: those who say that I am an evil witch!

(everyone laughs)

Pinocchio: yes! And those who say that I am a boy of

Madeira! (everyone stays quiet) What happened! I'm not a boy of
madeira (his nose grows) that's a gland problem, you know?
Evil witch: look here ogre! We don't want to stay here as long as
you, so if you convince Farquaad, we will all be happy!
Peter Pan: I have always dreamed of a happy ending!

Fairy godmother: yes!

It was in my horoscope!
Shrek: alright! I got it! I'm going after this so-called 'Lord Farquaad'!
more...
(everyone enters Shrek's house)
Shrek: wait! Don't touch my stuff!
(godmother opens the door)
Godmother: don't die!

DINNER III
Shrek: Aiai! Every day there's another crazy person! (he looks at a sign)
swamp... Duloc... Donkey?
(a donkey comes down the ramp and runs down the stairs, behind which,
the guard is coming running
(the donkey stays behind Shrek)
Donkey: hey, how's it going! You not up for helping a little donkey today?

(the guard is startled by Shrek)

Get out of here, you abomination!
Shrek: hey! That wasn't very nice! (he turns around) He's just a donkey!
Guard: by order of Farquaad, I am authorized to take you to
the chain!
Shrek: chain? (he lets out a short laugh, and gives a roar, the guard stays)
paralyzed) this is the time when you run away!
Look: mommy! (he runs out)
Shrek: and don't come back!
Donkey (impressed): that was amazing! Tell me, are you lost or
What?
Shrek: I am trying to go to Duloc!
Donkey: Duloc! Duloc! I know everything about Duloc! Take me with you! It is
because I'm like a furry GPS!
Shrek: no, thank you! I'm better alone
Donkey: but no one is better off alone! I can help you! This
This place is getting crazier and crazier, we need to come together! No
I can go back to the cage, I don’t know if you know, but I spent six years.
in solitary because I passed myself off as a piñata!
(Shrek lets out a roar)
Donkey: do you want some halls? Look, if the noise doesn't work, the bad breath will.
take note!
Shrek: look at me! What am I?
Donkey: very green? Ugly?
Shrek: I am an ogre! You know 'grab your torches and pitchforks'! That
Doesn't it bother you?

Donkey: no! Well! I liked you! What is your name?

Shrek: Shrek
Donkey: Shrek? You're acting like 'I don't care what people think'
"think about me!" I like that, I respect that! You are cool!
(Shrek tries to escape)

Donkey: please! please! please! please! please! We're

type read with crepe, velcro, fat and cake together, and dunots, what combines
with donuts? Donuts and diabetes!

Shrek: fine! But only because I'm lost! But, with a

Condition! Keep the chatter to a minimum!
Donkey: it's okay! You won't regret it!
Shrek: too late!
Donkey: Shrek and donkey! Two friends in search of the big city! That's it
That would make a great title for a movie! Wait! Let's make a movie!
Do you have a camera?
(they exit the scene)

SCENE III
(lordFarquaad exits the door)
Lord Farquaad: I'm ready! Bring on the cookie!
(the guards bring)
Biscuit: ah! It's you!
Lorde Farquaad: and who would that be?

Cookie: I don't know! Little Red Riding Hood trying to eat me!
(Lord Farquaad agrees)
Lorde Farquaad: you are here for a reason! Where are the others?
Cookie: which others?
Lord Farquaad: speak your abomination!
Cookie: you're going to have to eat me!

Lord Farquaad: I'm not going to eat you, I'm going to do worse! (he tries to grab the
jelly bean buttons of the cookie
Cookie: no! Not my jelly bean buttons!
Lord Farquaad: so tell me!
Cookie: it's alright, do you know the soldier?

Lord Farquaad: the soldier?

Cookie: yes the soldier! She is married to him!
Lord Farquaad: the soldier?
Cookie (shouting): the soldier!
Hold two: LordFarquaad... We found what you wanted so much!
Lorde Farquaad: wait! Don't speak! It's a... half-unicorn pony
enchanted magic?
Look three: no! It's the magic mirror! We found it on sale!
Lord Farquaad: (who was happy, becomes serious) Bring him! And take this away!
cookie for the swamp!
(the guards take the cookie)
(mirror projection)
Lorde Farquaad: mirror, mirror, my! Is there any kingdom more
better than mine?
Mirror: Duloc is a wonderful land, but you forgot to
a detail, technically, this is not a kingdom, you do not have one
title of royalty!
Lord Farquaad: what!
Mirror: wait! You said you don't have it, that you can't have it!
Now get ready! Because you are inside the 'who will be your
"princess", choose option one: Cinderella, a woman who likes
of cleaning things, enjoys classical music, likes sushi, and is still
fun!
Lord Farquaad: I liked the broom!
Mirror: alternative Two: snow white, she is beautiful, besides that,
You can live in a house with seven men, patient, able to wait.
in a glass coffin your kiss of true love!
Lorde Farquaad: she comes in a tupperware!
Mirror: three: she lives in a tower surrounded by hot lava! Likes to
pina colada cocktails, and luxurious things! Fiona was trapped in a
tower surrounded by a dragon for twenty years!
Lord Farquaad: which people (ask the audience) don't have four! A
alternative three.
Mirror: wait, there is a fact...
Lorde Farquaad: I have chosen, let's go, I have to find some idiot
to go get her!! (LordeFarquaad leaves)
Mirror: I was trying to say that, at seven years old, a witch her
enchanted, making her during the day a beautiful girl, and at night
night, a horrendous ogre.
(if mirror, Fiona's tower appears)
Little Fiona: say yes torturing
time to read stories! So she only sings I don't remember
Rapunzel is there Equal to a certain of this part
tower someone Only thinks about itself

Oh my God, the same Time passes and to kill

to me she is there... I will jump, I will
Do you want a haircut? Does time pass? Oh jump
hair Oh But Rapunzel no
But the witch doesn't What a life film
You are lucky to She cast a spell away Hurry!
find I already know But I know
A prince that he comes that he comes
smartass Marriage, Even though I am
What comes for wonder crazy like that
redeem With data and with Crazy, strange and
I already know party for a month bipolar
that he comes On day 923 But he will go to me
Because every story Today I know! to accept
there is a trick He's coming today! And to understand

I know it will (Adult Fiona) That in the end

arrive at my The princess, marathon
time anyone The prize is me, it is
How many days? 23 All are equal to just take
Today I know! mim On the day...
Today I know! More or less, I Are you there, God?
Young Fiona: to nessa It's me, Fiona!
let's read this, it is And they there in their It's me, Fiona!
a classic! garden I already know
The princess is in Well married for that he comes
coma always Because every story
She is there and I am here And I am still unhappy there is a trick
In a coffin that is A lot of history, To make it happen
of glass little action what is better
How does she pee? Oops, what is it that I He comes,
Bla Bla Bla apple Did you? come see me
poison Cut it in half, It's beautiful, made a
What a stepmother cut the parts book
the chat is bad Cut the Bla Bla Bla I know it will
Little story more You are the villain and arrive at my
boring carriage time
Seven dwarfs, What is for history On the 23rd
hoe and shovel. do not stop On day 900 and...
I'm going to jump, I'm going Cut the monster, On day 8423
jump cut the pest Today I know!
But in the end of the Cut the stanza, It's today I know!
history cut the saga Today I know!
She woke up Come quickly, Today I know!
And the prince depressed I know that he
kissing Quickly, come!
depressa
SCENE IV
Shrek: here donkey! The castle of that "Farquaad"
Donkey: I didn't say I would find it!
Shrek: this is kind of strange!
Donkey: wait! I want to buy a soda!
Shrek: we are not going to buy soda!

(they leave)
Residents: Here I do not break the little stores
in Duloc it is so rule And then... And then
good living Only what is passes And then... And then
Our rules already perfect So then
let's tell you And then... And then There is no more
Not in the garden Everything is so perfect beggars in
to urinate in Duloc Duloc
Everyone It's too good Ordered to kill
greet It was I who gave a They are beautiful.
Everything here is way in Duloc belly buttons of Duloc
perfection (There is no more, (It's meant to show)
On the head shampoo but) There is no dust and
Wash your... I created my model motherf***er
Phew! It's all planned And the people say: What
In Duloc, in My mind fofo!
Duloc Duloc is now the Everything is too good
Everything here is village Only in Duloc
perfection Everything is more than And it is for my
the
resident three: and good in Duloc cause
now, the man (It is more and more) What Duloc
who did all this! In Duloc always continue
An example of Women are fatal like this
courage! Lord The men Just developing
Farquaad! cheerful Crescendo
Lord Farquaad: Because in my crescendo
Ah! It's you! government And he grows, and
A long time ago Fashion is coming grows, and it grows
The thing was ugly first And it has already grown
There were so many Hey nananinanão It is necessary to get it right

monsters My castle is We are like this

I sent it there to well Perfect and happy
chain Higher than the One step that
I said little tarts to err
nananinanão Postcard with Tafrito once in a while

Just one flaw photos I don't allow

And I no longer accept The sale in a thousand to pass
 (It was he who gave Niemeyer is Everything is too good
jazz classes shocked! Only in Duloc
Flamenco and ballet, Everything here is more Only in Duloc
only pass with 10) Everything is more than But, but, but,
everything is planned but but, but!
Lord Farquaad: residents! Now the most anticipated time! The draw
so that the winner brings Princess Fiona to me and...
Shrek: Oh Fatima Bernardes! Let's end this meeting!
Residents/Lord Farquaad: ogre!
(everyone goes out and leaves Lord Farquaad alone)

Lord Farquaad: don't leave me!

Shrek: are you such Lord Farquaad?
Lord Farquaad: maybe! Does my name scare you?
Shrek: No, but your little hat does! (he says in an ironic tone)
now give me my swamp back! I can't take those anymore
creatures!
Lorde Farquaad: sorry, but your swamp belongs to the province of
Duloc! You are a sort of ugly Hulk, and wonderfully
Disposable, people of Duloc! We have a winner! Ogre! Everything
what you have to do is a task, and I will give you the writing of the
swamp!
Shrek: and what is the task?
Lord Farquaad: Lady Duloc will be able to take you to the door, and she will...
explain it to me!
(saem)
Lord Farquaad: people of Duloc! We have a queen!
Everything is too good
everything is too good
Everything is too good
Only in Duloc
(only in Duloc)
And nothing will shake me.

DINNER IN
Donkey: I don't understand, why didn't you scare him and force him to you
give the writing?
Shrek: because being an ogre is not just that, they don't just scare people
others all the time! Look! Ogres are like onions!
Donkeys: do they stink?

Shrek: no
Donkey: do they make you cry?
Shrek: no!
Donkey: when you leave them in the sun, they turn brown and release those
hairs?
Shrek: no! Layers! Ogres and onions have layers!
Donkey: layers? But not everyone likes onions! Cake! Cake
there are layers! And everyone likes pavê! Have you ever heard someone
to say: 'hey dude, are we going to eat pavê?' and the other replies: 'no way'
none, I hate pavê”? Do you know what is better than pavê?

Shrek: I don't care!

Donkey: I think pavê is the most delicious food on the planet!
Shrek: today must be the longest day of all!
they leave
(dragon scene)
Donkey: Shrek! I don't think it's safe here!
Shrek: to hell with security, I want my swamp!
Donkey: I think I'll stay here waiting for you!
Shrek: stay put! Look (he grabs the helmet) this is going to be useful!

(Shrek said donkey is dying of fear)

Donkey: oh my god, please save me!
(a dragon appears)
Once again And come wake me up No one wants to take out
someone has arrived And to wake up and little shell
To wake me up to wake up I am not beautiful, nor
with the little squeak Then it will stay, and it will princess
I want to sleep and a to fix Whoever looks at me

ugly comes Are you going to stay? never, never

Come wake me up Forever Never take
I already have the blinds. ***
Forever
I downloaded I wasn't born to I even like it
Door and gate already to be the babysitter of too much
I locked cute Of a powerful woman
But you don't know No one cares big guy
to her while you,
You are bluffing princess Stay, you will stay
If you want love, But I have Forever
enough of anger, come certainty I will love you
with dad, who Who looks at me here forever
It's the same as a mine! never, never You and I here to
*** Never take more and more
I'm not beautiful, nor Well, it will stay, and it will Forever
SCENE VI
(Fiona's tower)
Shrek (off-screen): Is anyone there?

(Fiona notices Shrek, gets ready, picks up a bouquet of flowers, and lies down)
(in bed)
Shrek (already in the tower): ah! Great! Another princess with narcolepsy!
Wake up!
(Fiona wakes up)
Shrek: now let's go already!

Fiona: wait!
Shrek: no!
Fiona: today is the happiest day of my life and...
Shrek: come on, woman!
(Shrek picks Fiona up and takes her down)
(saint tower, dragon scenery).
Shrek: come on, donkey!

Donkey: no need to say it twice! I have to go!

Dragon: no!
(the dragon goes after the three, but cannot catch them).

Supper VII
Shrek: I'm glad we managed to get out!
Fiona: I want to see the face of my prince!
(the donkey starts laughing uncontrollably)
Fiona: What was that! I want to see the face of the prince whom I will kiss.
true love!
Donkey: Shrek? True love?
(they laugh)
Fiona: take off the helmet!

(Shrek pulls Elmo, the princess gets startled).

Fiona: are you an ogre?
Donkey: go for it, that's all there is for today. Look! He's ugly, but he is
nice, look at the smile, smile for the girl (Shrek smiles) god what
set me free! Don't smile, don't smile!

Shrek: don't worry! 'Your charming prince' is not me! It's lord
Farquaad! Let's bring her to Duloc! That way, I will recover my swamp!
Fiona: Ah! I just got scared!
Donkey: but let's put that aside! Let's enjoy the birds and the sunset!

Fiona: sunset? We need to camp!

Shrek: no, we can get up to...
Fiona: I need a place to camp!
(they are startled by the princess's tone of voice)
Shrek: there's a cave nearby!
Donkey: this is not a place for a princess!

Fiona: no problem! Now good night!

Donkey: princess, I can tell you some stories to help you sleep!
Fiona: I said: GOOD NIGHT!
Donkey: I liked her! Aggressive but I liked her

(blackout)
Fiona (off): during the day one way, at night another, this must be the
norm, until finding the first kiss of true love and, in
next, take the true form.

SCENE VIII
Donkey: Shrek, I've been thinking, we escaped from a dragon,
we rescued a princess from a tower, and now we are in a
camping on the way to a dwarf's castle! So...
We could be anything! I wanted to be one of those horses, the
stallions of show jumping, of course I would have to put on a mega-hair and
So... What do you want to be?
Shrek: I don't want to be anyone!
Dude: what happened, man, why are you like this, it seems like you're upset
with the world!

Shrek: that's the problem, I'm not mad at the world, it's the world
What's wrong with me, did you see how the princess reacted, it's always
so, when they look at me, they either run away or try to attack me!
They run away from me even before knowing me! That's why I
I prefer to stay alone!
Donkey: but you want to know, when I saw you for the first time, I didn't
I found it as horrible and disgusting as you described, I thought you were an ugly little thing...

(they both give a light laugh)

Burro: so tell me man, who did you want to be?
Maybe I was one day Under the ogre there is
Hero with a cape and sword So much shadow and solitude
Armed armor
So if I could
Shining my metals
And if I were a hero
Maybe, who knows, a viking
How much sweet history there would be for
Of those that are in the books
Killing without reasons to count
So if I could
Immense animals
To navigate and discover I climbed the tower
Damsel that I saved
A more distant world
Conquer the sea and consult the sky To carry in the arms
And the guards come for me
A wandering knight
attack
Another me
I will destroy calmly
Another me
I would be a poet In my arms, when she
who
Poet of another story
She is happy and safe
Where all glory
It consists of not lying. For it is just us two
And to the heavens I would say Stars on the way
A single kiss and my happy ending
For the stars to spread
On the moon they draw The hero no longer alone
In the end, no longer alone.
And the world will discover
Winning in the end
What I thought, what I felt
A beautiful and happy world
My verse, my enchantment
But not for me
Search in me, my heart
To say with poetry and astonishment the ogre is always
What hurts is to live the shadow hiding
It hurts to live Under the ogre there is

the ogre is always So much shadow and solitude

Loneliness.
the shadow hiding
But I know (so there you go if I tower if I rose
could they are unreal (maiden that I
that he comes (if a hero I saved
fosse) To carry in the arms (ah)
for books never lie Happy ending exists
How much sweet history would there be for And so it shall be!
to count
because books never lie
(So there if I could)
the stories will modernize (In

To two
DINNER I
Fiona: Ah! What a beautiful day! I am beautiful! In the morning I am more myself!
Look! (she talks to a bird)

Bird: cheep cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep chepp!!

Fiona: but me!

Bird: cheep cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep chepp!!

Fiona: but I

Bird: cheep cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep chepp!!

but me!

(the bird explodes)

Fiona: Oh help!

Donkey: poor thing! How did you do that?

Shrek: café!
Donkey: ah!
Fiona: no! It's just that I'm excited to meet my prince
delighted!
Shrek: Hey! Get excited, there are few men of Farquaad's stature.
(Donkey and Shrek laugh)

Donkey: yes, because you ANO can't make Lord Farquaad close the
rattle!
(Donkey and Shrek laugh)
Shrek: that's why it's better for you to lower your expectations!
(the donkey falls from laughing too much)

Fiona: what are you all laughing at! Today I am getting married! I am going to have a party
huge and my honeymoon in Hawaii!
Shrek: of course! He is a microwave surfer!
(Donkey and Shrek laugh)
Fiona: what happened?

Shrek: here princess! Your prince is not that great!

(Donkey and Shrek laugh)

Fiona: I waited 20 years of my life for a gentleman, on the day

What I achieved, you will not ruin everything! My life was
terrible!
Shrek: terrible? In that cozy tower? I was abandoned in
middle of nowhere! Oh sure! Had to save on shampoo?
Fiona: You're not trying to compare your little life with mine, are you?

Shrek: no! I just want to say that you are not the 'Miss Universe' of
traumatized children!
Up in the tower, I only 20 years old and I you suffer
had sitting I recognize your
Just my boredom, I always failure
my thing dedicated But I had the
There were turns I was on the walls good
always around scratching Crowds me
And on the way back... Every day I went chasing
Every day the same adding With the torches to me
bread I suffered more than burning
The same taste and the you Is that little?
sensation I suffered more than I almost went to
Every day the same you fire!
history Yeah, yeah, And I ran away like a
For me, none. yeaaaah a rat
glory I suffer more than Mountain, hill
From the window the same you I kill
view I suffered more than Whoever is an ogre knows
Ugly world over there you the taste
track *** And in that case, it's just

And I in the room Everything is fine, what disappointment

From where I never sad story I suffered more than
birth Oh princess, you you
I suffered more than Ugly world there in the said goodbye
you track I
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I in the room I
yeah From where I never I suffered more than
I suffered more than birth you
you (Without Easter and I suffered more than
I suffered more than Christmas you
you 20 years old and me Yeah, yeah, yeah,
* sitting yeah
Every day the same I always I suffered more than
bread dedicated you
The same taste and the I went on the walls I suffered more than
sensation scoring you
(No one arrived) (No one arrived, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Every day the same dad mom me yeah
history I said goodbye) I suffer more than
For me, none. Every day I went you
Glory adding I suffered more than
(No hello Goodbye little son you
From the window the same never again, goodbye) Yeah, yeah, yeah,
view 20 years! yeah
(No signal) Daddy, mommy me

(a succession of gasses begins)

Donkey: you're kidding!
Fiona: let's go people!
they leave

CENA II
Lorde Farquaad: telonius! I think I need to get my hair straightened, and
you?
Well: I don't know!
Lord Farquaad: it's my wedding you donkey! Of course it is!
But then why did you ask?
Lorde Farquaad: quiet! It’s my wedding! Don’t ruin it!
Guard 2: speaking of marriage... Aren't you thinking of inviting
your father for the ceremony...

Lord Farquaad: what?!

Guard 2: But why, sir?
Lorde Farquaad: he left me in the middle of the woods when I was little
tiny!
My father used to hunt Somuchmattress What is not accepted
stones Mommy falls from above dwarfs
Diamonds and rubies And it explodes on the ground ***
I was never in Angry widower Carriages
house Me and the old father (Carriages)
This is how I wanted life What a story without 10 horses (10
So silent man passion horses)
It didn't even say hello. I still remember Delirious
He just said 'hi ho' delete (Delirious)
Now I'm going home. With your old one Stallions
I'm going doggy (Stallions)
He was angry! Left me at There is a party
Mom was world ballad)
princess He/She just abandoned me Beautiful people (People
Without a kingdom or Today has its pretty
ambition class And a DJ in swim trunks and

Only dad told. Six colleagues peitões

Loved your dwarf found I will do my
I did not know *** wedding
mom, no My fiancée is And I will have the queen

But I know that she beautiful And after the party

it was such And your gaze I will guillotine you
That it was for love conquest I'll get you, daddy
long At the party that Yes, I will
Married to a we will give vinegar
abnormal Dwarf is not in Because I grew up, you
On his way list dismiss
Mom fit badly And there will be an orchestra Dad, I swear
He then made another They will play songs I curse you.
Greater and fatal Whose letters go I'm going home
Such a tall bed to say Hi Ho
Lord Farquaad: now... let's start this wedding

ACT III
Donkey: look! right there!

(Fiona walks calmly to the edge of the stage)

Donkey: it's Duloc!

Fiona: Oh! I didn't know we were so close!

Shrek: Not even me!
Donkey: congratulations princess, your future awaits you!

Fiona: oh yes!
Shrek: well... I wanted to make some marshmallows
Fiona: what is this?
Shrek: it's like marshmallows, only instead of marshmallows and
chocolate, it's squirrel intestines and manure. They practically melt in
mouth!
(the donkey feels a nausea to vomit)
Donkey: I think I need to sit down!

Shrek: No! We have to take the princess to Duloc!

Fiona: no! It's just that when will I have the opportunity to try this?

Donkey: eat once and you'll never have it again

Shrek: quiet!
Fiona: so I think Duloc can wait a little longer!
Shrek: Oh yes! I will prepare them!
Fiona: and I'm going for a walk!
(they bump into each other and feel awkward looking at each other)

Shrek: Ah, I'm already going!

(Shrek and Fiona go in different directions)

I feel some They just need the sai
thing in the air my push Take my hand
I am dumb, but (Oh, you don't) Snatchakiss
I can see they believe that the maybe
There is something more,loveI amis blind? Because she is
feeling a Straight from my wanting, then
climate imagination... go
And there is sweat Blind rats!) Go there (there)
wetting the hand. I did not see Nessa (nessa)
Hummmm, I did not see Nessa (nessa,
hummmhummmhu But I can yeah)
m to see Go for it to
She flips her long hair. You need stick
unintentionally light up (Go for this to
And the pheromones already The plate has to peg
it's going to rain to heat up Go for it.
The couple is stuck If we don't to stick
in love don't try it (Go for it to
to stick to stick come on, come on
Go for it Don't let the beast baby
to stick to escape Go for it
(Go with this to) Go for it catch, come on
to catch Open your chest and (Go for it to
Yeah let it come grab, baby)
donkey: Shrek, look The scene is perfect, Go for it
here man, open the boy grab, come on
chest, let her come Sunset has (Go for it to
Wow! Go for it! Thereisthecat grab, baby)
Shrek: ah Fiona... also Yeah, yeah,
You... are going to eat So go for it yeaaaah.
all of this? (in this)
Donkey: oh no! Nessa (nessa)
Go for it Come on, come on,
Donkey: come on, come on baby! Come on, come on baby!
Shrek: donkey... What are you doing
Donkey: what! Ha! Nothing! It's just that I was traveling in this beautiful sunset
sun!
sunset? I can't wait! I'm going to sleep in a cave here
near!
(Fiona knows)
Shrek: ah... Donkey... I have something to resolve...
Donkey: what?
Shrek: nothing!

(Shrek said)
Donkey: wow, it really looks like a rerun of the afternoon section of they forgot to
mim!
(a sound of a haunted forest begins)
Donkey: Ah! I can't stand being here! Princess!
(he leaves)

SCENE IV
(blackout. The cave appears).
Donkey: princess! Princess! Ah! Here is the cave! (he opens the door) ah!
(he sees the princess transformed)
(the two when they meet shout)
Donkey: who are you? Where is the princess?

Fiona: donkey, am I here?

Donkey: did you eat the princess?
Fiona: No! It's me! In the daytime in one way, at night in another, this must
being the norm, until finding the first kiss of true love and,
then take the true form.
Donkey: Ah! What a beautiful thing, are you working with poetry?

Fiona: No! It's a curse that I've had since I was a girl! Ah, I'm...
horrible
Donkey: no! You're so pretty! I can't lie, you look horrible, girl!
(Fiona starts to cry)
Donkey: don't worry, you are ugly only at night, Shrek is ugly during the day.
Sure! I want to know more about this, explain it to me.
(Shrek appears from the side of the stage with a flower in his hand)

Shrek: princess... I... Ah! I can't! I'm an ogre and she... Is so ...
Hello! How can I speak?
(focus out on him and focus on the cave)

Donkey: Ah! Now I understand everything! I'm going to talk to Shrek!

Fiona: no! I don't want him to know that I am...

(focus on Shrek and the cave together, Shrek starts to hear the conversation)

Well, look... A horrific monster! I would never wish that for

nobody! A disgusting ogre!
(Shrek is hurt, but then angry).
Shrek: ah! When I get to that damn swamp! I will build
the greatest wall of all! So no one can get close!
(Shrek says focus on the cave)
Donkey: But as a good friend, I think you should tell him!
You are right! Tomorrow morning I will tell!

DINNER AT
(already in the morning)

Fiona: good morning!

Donkey: good morning!

(Shrek arrives and growls)

Donkey: what happened? Have you turned into a werewolf?

Fiona: Ah! Shrek... I need to talk to you!

Shrek: talk about what? Just to betray me later? I heard your
chat with the donkey yesterday... You said I'm a monster!
the only conversation will be a goodbye!

Fiona: wait! I think you heard wrong!

Shrek: I heard it loud and clear! There's nothing to talk about!

Fiona: wait... But...

(Lord Farquaad arrives)
Lord Farquaad: hello... My beautiful bride!
Fiona: wait... He is my fiancé (she says to the donkey)
Donkey: that's what we have for today, take it or leave it my dear!

Fiona: no problem! Bye (says to Shrek)

Lord Farquaad: let's go! We need this wedding!
Fiona: I was just saying goodbye!
Lord Farquaad: you don't need to waste your good manners on a
monster... It's not like it has feelings.
Fiona: Yes! And there isn't! Let's get married before sunset! Today!

Shrek: wait! Remember the deal!

Lord Farquaad: take your disgusting contract here!
(he throws the contract)
Lord Farquaad: let's go!
(they leave)
Donkey: Shrek! I think you misunderstood! Fiona...
Shrek: Come on, donkey! My mission is already complete, when I arrive
to my swamp... I will build the greatest wall of all time
around my house!
Donkey: wait!
Shrek: no! (he lets out a roar)
Donkey: sometimes you scare me Shrek... I thought we were going to
friends!
Shrek: we were never friends! We never were and we never will be!

(Shrek said, blackout)

SCENE VI
(the fairy tale creatures enter)
Pinocchio: what a drag! When you think you're at the bottom of
well, you are dumped from a swamp!
Fairy godmother: and I thought that ogre was going to help us!
Peter Pan: Ah! He can! We just need to clap our hands really loud.
like this!
Pinocchio: ah! See if you grow!

Peter Pan: I don't want to grow up!

Pinocchio: look here! I like your vibe forever! But that only
would it work if you were a 34-year-old man with a bad beard
done!
Everyone: Pinocchio!
Pinocchio: huh! Am I lying? Look at my nose!
Big bad wolf: where are we going now?
Fairy godmother: about twenty kilometers to the north!
Pigs: it seems that there is a dump reserved for us!
Cookie: a dump? How long are we going to keep lowering ourselves like this
people?
Witch: I think it's time to unite and face that dwarf!
Pig 1: that's it! I think the cookie is right!
Pig 2: it's time to get our rear up and get into action!
Pork 3: that's it!
Pinocchio: No, guys! Let's wait! That's not what the creatures of
fairy tales do! My cricket always told me...
Witch: ah! I'm tired of this cricket, thank god it splattered.
on the truck's glass!
Pinocchio: we just have to know how to wait!

(everyone starts to argue)

Pinocchio: none of this would have happened if I were a real boy.
true!
(everyone goes quiet)
Pinocchio: why am I not a real boy?
Cookie: listen here, doll!
We always Trembling magic wand! And together,

dream Go! we will face

To be what it is not I am a pig and I have Lord Farquaad!
We don't want to pride Go all out
to be (Pig, The flag goes
And no one wants to be pig We are many
who is I am hairy yes We have strength
Now that's enough of that! wolf, wolf Who will be better
And I will tell you pro what about us?
Now let's go!
I mean, I am different world Everything that exists in
And off I go What am I this we have shine
everything yes The magic is in
I am like this
I am... Like this Yes, indeed we
I went through prison We are strong
Let the sun in
Let the sun in (Yeah, yeah) We are strong
I am very handsome
Bring it on
Break it down yes We are strong
The flag goes (Oh Oh) It's us!
I am going out of Let the sun in
Trembling
Yes, she will... She will! cabinet Let the sun in
What a drag it is to be (The idea is this Go for it
puppet yes Put it to break
(Little doll oh oh) Let the sun in The flag is going
There's so much tying up Let the sun in Yeah
(Tapreso) Put it to break Trembling
But you were born Put it to break Go... Go
like this The flag goes Go! Go! Go!
It was not a choice Pinocchio: it is now I am made of wood
everything makes sense, I'm not messing around
no!
Let the sun in we can be And you will have to
Let the sun in aberrations, but swallow me
Put it to break we are aberrations Go!
Put it to break contents, claws and
The flag goes wands of

Pinocchio: to Duloc!

(they leave)

SCENE VII
Shrek: finally! Arriving at my swamp!
(he comes across the donkey)
Shrek: what are you doing here? Go away! Go away!
Donkey: I helped rescue the princess so half of this swamp is
my!
(they start to argue)
Shrek: Get out! This swamp is MINE!
Donkey: don't come again with that story of mine, mine, mine! But
Now you listen to me, Shrek, because I'm going to speak! You were cruel to me,
You insulted me! You never appreciate anything I do! It's always like this.
ignoring me or sending me away! You are so full of layers
you big onion, who is afraid of your own feelings!
Shrek: so if I am all of this... Why did you come back?
Burro: because that's what friends do... They forgive each other!
Shrek: I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND!
Donkey: Look Shrek, you may not be my friend, but I am!
You treated us badly! Fiona wasn't talking about you! She was
talking about... (he remembers the deal made with Fiona) someone else!
Shrek: So... she wasn't talking about me?
Donkey: not at all! I know you look like a horrible onion, but
inside you are a great person, and you wear this mask to
hide your feelings! But Fiona loves you! And I know that with you
it's not different!
Shrek: I'm sorry if I put you through all of this... My friend!
Donkey: hum (he looks serious) really? (he hugs Shrek)
Shrek: wait... oh forget it! Let's save this wedding!
(blackout)

SCENE VIII
(church, Lord Farquaad is with Fiona at the altar).
Free: let's start the ceremony!
Fiona: we already understand!

Free: and then...

Fiona: let's jump to the part where I accept!

Free: Lord, I will follow you to the wedding.

com...
Lord Farquaad: accepted!
(Oh, cool, it’s brave)

Free: it is good, you accept...

Fiona: I accept!
Free: I already imagined it.

Lord Farquaad: let's continue with the ceremony!

Shrek: stop with the wedding! Fiona I need to talk to you!
Lorde Farquaad: how can you interfere... Your monster with a face of
mess, in my wedding! guards mate...!
Fiona: what are you doing here? At my wedding!
Shrek: but you can't marry him! He wants to marry you only
to become king!
Lord Farquaad: no!
Shrek: princess! Please, listen to me!
Lord Farquaad: You may leave... Or I'll have to call the guards!
Fiona: No! Let him continue! He can pull out some good laughs for us!

Lord Farquaad: you are evil!

I am not a prince like you dreamed.
My castle does not exist, my style is very rough.
Next to the princess, just look at that sad image!

Lord Farquaad: dude! He thinks the princess... loves it

because it is a very cute voice, you can continue!

But the world is big and happy

Now I know... Now I saw
My wall fell down, and what will come next!

It will be for two!

Lord Farquaad: we can continue princess!

(the fairy tale creatures are on the ramp)
Everyone (as if they were shouting a battle cry): Lord Farquaad!
Lord Farquaad: I need a sedative! Get out of here!
Pinocchio: look here Farquaad! We have a lot to talk to you about!

Lorde Farquaad: But at my wedding? What is this, people?

Fairy godmother: this will end today!
Lorde Farquaad: But... I have the strength! (he lifts the sword)
Pigs: we are not afraid of you!
Lorde Farquaad: but just at my wedding!
Pinocchio: get ready to face your reality!
(angry enters)
Hi-ho! Hi-ho!
Lord Farquaad: ah! Dad, no!
Shrek: what is this, family matters?
Lord Farquaad: you cruel! You abandoned me when I was a
baby! Get him out of here!

Angry: I didn't abandon you! You were twenty-eight years old and lived
in my basement!
(everyone starts to laugh)

Witch: loser!
(everyone starts to mock him)
Lorde Farquaad: no! I am the king! All great and powerful!
Pork 3: who is big and powerful is the wizard of oz!
Fiona (ogre): stop everything!

Shrek: Fiona! This explains a lot!

Lorde Farquaad: what is this? Has everyone turned into a grinch? Arrest her!
And I will send you to the guillotine. I am the king!

Shrek: not too soon!

(the dragon appears with the donkey, she huffs. Blackout. Farquaad dies).
Donkey: Farquaad is dead! THE END OF THE STORY!

Pinocchio: no! Not yet!

(everyone looks at Shrek and Fiona)

Fiona: So! It looks like you are my true love!

Shrek: I am! And I always will be!

(they kiss)
(starts to flash the lights)
Fiona: during the day one way, at night another, this must be the norm,
until finding the first kiss of true love and then,
to take the true form.
(stop blinking, Fiona gets confused)
I don't understand! I was supposed to be beautiful!
Shrek: you are always beautiful!
Fiona: swear?
Shrek: why swear? You are my princess!
Fiona We are dumb and Everyone:
I have always believed, hairy. Be different
in the books that I read. We have so much history Fairy godmother:
But it’s not mine new to tell Be different
history We write and Pinocchio:
And you loved me, we count Be different
just as I am, Mouth to mouth and Everyone:
And there is no greater we listen Be different
victory It is our story Everyone:
I am sweet, Shrek: And that's how We Are Us
little good one. the little ogre went We are wizards,
I am a princess and Living in the swamp delighted.
chubby with a beautiful Exquisites and
I am confused, princess funny.
fun and I am Donkey: And its best We have so much history
like this. friend, new without equals
Brave, I am an actress, Shrek: it's your best The puppets, the
with you I am friend. brats
happy. Cookie: It is a Amorecos and
It is my story cookie brats
Shrek: Pinocchio: and a We are crazy, but
I make you laugh, very beautiful doll very special
even me being Peter Pan: It is a Different, but
this way creation united
An ogre more Fairy godmother: and It is us and a lot
spoiled a fairy godmother but
The two: Witch: it's a witch It is our story
We, this strange Big bad wolf: It's a wolf It is our story
pair, junction of two in a dress! Our story!
crazy ones. Pigs: and the three Cookie: respect to
With love and the piglets! everyone, without

hearts Fairy godmother: inequality!

We are ogres, Be different It's the end!

long-eared. Pinocchio
Be different
(blackout)
(the light turns on, Pinocchio is with a keyboard)

I thought love was an illusion (tchup tchup)

Good for everyone, except me (tchup tchup)
Just for me there wasn't (tchurup tchurup)
Nothing is left for me (tchurup tchurup)
This flower doesn't bloom in my garden
But she appeared (she appeared)
And now I believe (she appeared)
Logo me (but soon me)
I believe in love (in love)
It's love (uh ah)
I believe and it is beautiful to believe
I only thought about giving and receiving (tchup tchup)
The more I gave, the less I gained (tchup tchup)
The more I tried, (tchurup tchurup)
suffered much more (tchurup tchurup)
Everything I dreamed I did not live (did not live, did not live)
Donkey: Hey everyone! Can I talk?
But she showed up (she showed up)
And now I believe (she appeared)
Soon I (but soon I)
I believe in love (in love)
It is love, it is love, it is love
And now I believe
No love, no love, no love
Love, love, love, love
And now I believe!
(the cast thanks, closes the)
curtains)

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