DevOps Memes @ EMCworld 2015

BRING ME THE DEV AND THE OPS
TEAMS. THEY WILL ALL SUFFER
FOR THIS OUTAGE.

LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY
I KNOW WHERE THE LOGS ARE
LOCATED, AND I WILL USE THEM
AGAINST YOU.

DUDE, WHERE’S MY
CONFIG FILE?

AND I THOUGHT,
OH LORD! THEY
STILL DEPLOY
MANUALLY.

WE’LL DO THAT POST-MORDEM
RIGHT AFTER I CHANGE MY SHOES

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM…
DEVOPS 3.6 ISN’T COVERED IN
OUR ENTERPRISE ELA.

60% OF THE TIME
DEPLOYMENTS WORK
EVERYTIME!

FEATURES FALL OUT ALL THE TIME.
SOFTWARE IS AN IMPERFECT PLACE.

ANY OF YOU DEVS
TOUCH MY NETWORK…
…AND I’LL KILL YOU

ANDY CRAWLED THRU 300 PAGES
OF THE FILTHIEST DOCS…
THE LIKES OF WHICH I CAN ONLY
IMAGINE

YOU KNOW CONTAINERS
AREN’T NEW
JUST THOUGHT I’D MENTION IT

THAT RIGHT THERE IS MUCK!
THERE IS A TREMENDOUS
BUILD UP OF TECHNICAL DEBT

WHAT WE’RE DEALING WITH
HERE IS A COMPLETE LACK OF
RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY

YOU’RE GOING INTO PRODUCTION
WITH A TOOL CALLED PIG?

YOU CAN CENTRALIZE MY CONFIGS
BUT DON’T TAKE MY STAPLER

HUGOPS IS UNCOMFORTABLE?
YOU MAD BRO?

BEEROPS, EH?

READY FOR THE
STANDUP

BRO, THAT’S NOT APPROPRIATE
FOR A DAILY STANDUP

APPS ARE LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT OPS IS
GONNA GET

DEPLOY FROM SCRIPT, VERY BAD. GO
TO THE BOX, 2 MINUTES, YOU FEEL
SHAME. THEN YOU FREE.

COME TO THE
DARK SIDE
WE HAVE
GANTT CHARTS

THE GREATEST
TRICK THE DEVIL
EVER PULLED, WAS
MAKING US
BELIEVE THAT
DEPLOYING APPS
WAS EASY

I SHOULD LEARN DEVOPS

I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT I’M DOING

SO ME, ANDREW CLAY SHAFER
AND PATRICK DEBOIS…
…WERE SITTING AROUND
INVENTING DEVOPS

OH, WE’VE GOT BOTH KINDS…
DEVS AND OPS
WHAT KIND OF “IT” DO WE HAVE
HERE?

I REMEMBER WHEN MY DAD
TALKED TO ME ABOUT DEVOPS

HOW OLD ARE YOU McLOVIN?
OLD ENOUGH TO DEVOPS

DON’T DO DEVOPS, KID.
YOU’LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT.

NO SECURITY IN
YOUR DEVOPS?

LOOKS LIKE I PICKED THE WRONG
DAY TO STOP DEVOPS’ING

ARE THE DEVOPS SCARY?

DEVOPS…
I LOVE YOU,
YOU LOVE ME,
WE’RE A GREAT BIG FAMILY

THERE’S NO CRYING IN
DEVOPS!

ARE YOU INHIBITED ABOUT
DEPLOYING IN PUBLIC?

IF YOU’VE
EVER DUCT
TAPED
SCRIPTS
TOGETHER
YOU MIGHT BE A
DEVOPS
REDNECK

WHAT YOU TALKING BOUT
JOHN WILLIS?

EPHEMERALS INSTANCES. DEVS AND OPS
LIVING TOGETHER. MASS HYSTERIA!!

AND CALL THE VIDEO…
“JIMMY KIMMEL, I TOLD MY BOSS
THAT WE’RE STARTING A DEVOPS
TEAM”

THE 1ST RULE OF DEVOPS CLUB
IS TO CONTINOUSLY DEPLOY
INTO PRODUCTION

USE CONFIG MANAGEMENT
AND AVOID MAYHEM…
LIKE ME!

OVER? THE DEPLOYMENT’S OVER?
NOTHING IS OVER UNTIL
WE SAY IT IS!

SHOW ME, VAGRANT UP

DEPLOY EARLY AND OFTEN
PUSH IT, PUSH IT REAL GOOD!!

FELLAS, COME ON. THE DEVOPS
NEEDS MORE COWBELL!

DEVOPS CULTURE – BE NICE TO
TEAMMATES

DO YOU HAVE A PAY PHONE
NEARBY? PAGERDUTY JUST
CALLED.

DON’T EVEN TALK TO ME UNLESS
IT’S ON SLACK!

DEVOPS
IS COMING
BRACE YOURSELF

IT’S CALLED THE
TEST AND SHIP
WORKS
EVERY TIME

BYE GOLDEN IMAGE!

DEVOPS
DEVOPS EVERYWHERE

• DIP
• DUCK
• DODGE
• DEVOPS
• DIVE

THE DEVOPS IS NICE! YES?

LEARN TO DEVOPS AND
BE SOMEBODY!

I LOVE
BEARDED
PEOPLE!!

DEVOPS – SO HOT RIGHT NOW!

I CAN’T HELP
THAT PEOPLE
ARE JEALOUS
OF ME BECAUSE
I AUTOMATE
ALL OF THE
THINGS

WHEN BUSINESS IS
SLOW, I SPRINKLE
DEVOPS ON IT AND
BE AWESOME INSTEAD
TRUE STORY…

10 DEPLOYS A DAY!!

YOU USING
CHEF?
CHEF, PUPPET,
WHATEVER IT TAKES

DUDEOPS

DIESELOPS

YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD
I DON’T THINK IT MEANS WHAT
YOU THINK IT MEANS

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY
GO FULL DEVOPS

FINALLY,
DEVOPS IS
ABOVE THE
LAW

SAY IT 3
TIMES!
DEVOPS
DEVOPS
….
DEVOPS!

SAY DEVOPS
ONE MORE TIME

RED, I NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN
GET DEVOPS DONE.
DO YOU KNOW ANYONE LIKE THAT?

DEVOPS? TRUST ME, I’M A
PROFESSIONAL.

DEVOPPULENCE?
I HAS IT

IMMORTALITY JUST 6 LETTERS
AWAY
D-E-V-O-P-S

I WANT TO ANNOUNCE MY DEVOPS
PRESENCE WITH AUTHORITY!!

EVERY SERVER DIES. BUT NOT EVERY
SERVER TRULY LIVES. APPS HAVE
BEEN GIVEN NOTHING. DEVOPS
MAKES THEM WHAT THEY TRULY ARE.

WE’RE GONNA MAKE THE OPS TEAM AN
OFFER THEY CAN’T REFUSE

WORKED FINE IN DEV
OPS PROBLEM NOW

LET’S JUST DROP A TINY LITTLE
LOAD BALANCER IN THERE. JUST
LIKE THAT.

THEY WANTED MORE AGILITY,
SO WE SOLD THEM $2M IN TOOLS

CHAIRS! GOTTA GET CHAIRS IN
THE NEXT DEVOPS TOOLS ELA!

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA DEVOPS,
NAPOLEAN?
WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT! GOSH!

I DON’T ALWAYS DEPLOY TO
PRODUCTION
BUT WHEN I DO… LMAO, WHO AM
I KIDDING, I ALWAYS DO

I LIKE TO PARTY AND I
WANT MY DEVOPS TO PARTY

NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS IF
WE HAVE TO WAIT

WEBSCALE?
WE’RE GONNA NEED MORE
DEVOPS

FIRED YOUR EXISTING TEAM AND
REPLACED THEM WITH A DEVOPS
TOOL?
THAT MUST BE GOING WELL

YO DAWG I HEARD YOU
LIKE DEVOPS
SO I PUT DEV IN YOUR OPS SO YOU
CAN DEV WHEN YOU OPS

JUMP THIS DEVOPS HATERS!

NO DEVOPS IN THE 1960’s
SO HOW ABOUT A SCOTCH?

SO WHAT?
SO LET’S DEVOPS!

I GOT 99 PROBLEMS
BUT DEVOPS AIN’T ONE

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A
DEVOPS

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