To be precise, the five stages of responses when faced with Cloud ... Denial : "Oh come on ! Cloud coffee? Coffee? " Anger : "If I see Cloud prefixed to one more thing I'm going to plotz " Betrayal : "They took my nice shiny toy and have turned it into a joke! A joke I tell you." Depression : "Sigh. The world sux0rs. Theres no stopping the morons who rebrand everything with Cloud , and sheeple that follow them Acceptance : "Fuck it, I just don't even see it anymore" with apologies to Kübler Ross