https://www.pullrequest.com/categories/satire/Recent content in Satire on PullRequestHugo -- gohugo.ioen-usFri, 17 Aug 2018 08:45:24 -0500https://www.pullrequest.com/blog/7-habits-for-more-toxic-code-review/Fri, 17 Aug 2018 08:45:24 -0500https://www.pullrequest.com/blog/7-habits-for-more-toxic-code-review/<p><em>Please don&rsquo;t practice any of the following &ldquo;advice.&rdquo; From junior developer to CTO of a Fortune 500, we&rsquo;re all guilty of making mistakes within development. We&rsquo;ve picked the worst examples we&rsquo;ve seen around code review and pulled them together into one terrible, awful reviewer:</em></p> <p>Look — I get it. You&rsquo;ve done everything you could to ensure that no one would ever ask you to do a code review, but they&rsquo;ve gone and promoted you anyhow. Now you have a whole team to bring down with you, down to the depths of a toxic code review culture.</p> <p>This won&rsquo;t be easy — making enemies never is — but if you follow these seven highly effective habits, no one on your team will even think about submitting a pull request. And less pushes means less work. Win-win.</p>