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Opening Flag Burning Ceremony: Singing of "God Damn America" Led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

The Democratic National Convention schedule includes controversial events such as flag burning, pledging allegiance to Obama, and speeches by controversial figures. The schedule also includes satirical or impossible events such as Hillary Clinton giving tips on dodging sniper fire, Al Gore inventing the internet and global warming, Joe Biden giving a 100,000-word speech, and Barack Obama killing Bin Laden and accepting Grammy awards. The schedule mocks Democratic politicians and raises doubts about the credibility and seriousness of the convention.

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Opening Flag Burning Ceremony: Singing of "God Damn America" Led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

The Democratic National Convention schedule includes controversial events such as flag burning, pledging allegiance to Obama, and speeches by controversial figures. The schedule also includes satirical or impossible events such as Hillary Clinton giving tips on dodging sniper fire, Al Gore inventing the internet and global warming, Joe Biden giving a 100,000-word speech, and Barack Obama killing Bin Laden and accepting Grammy awards. The schedule mocks Democratic politicians and raises doubts about the credibility and seriousness of the convention.

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Democratic National Convention Schedule 4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony 4:05 PM Singing of "God Damn America" led

by Rev. Jeremiah Wright 4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama 4:14 PM Reading the 6 Commandments led By Chas Schumer 4:15 PM Ceremonial 'I Am Learning to Be Proud of America ' led by Michelle Obama 4:30 PM Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire - Hillary Clinton 4:45 PM Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing "Great Balls of Fire" 4:49 PM Fund Raising - John Edwards 5:00 PM UFO Abduction Survival, Joe Biden 5:30 PM Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite 5:45 PM Tribute to All 57 States "Occupier Choir" 5:50 PM How I Invented The Interenet and Global Warming A. Gore 6:00 PM Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer 8:30 PM Airing of Grievances by the Clintons 9:00 PM Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl 9:05 PM Real Estate Tips Barney Frank 9:15 PM Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo, Michael Moore 9:45 PM Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle

10:00 PM Denunciation of THE N.R.A.. Barbara Boxer 10:15 PM Fund Raising Tips George Clooney 10:30 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan 11:00 PM Obama Energy Plan Symposium/tire gauge Demonstration 11:15 PM 'Free Gov. Blagowitcz' rally 11:20 PM How I Killed Bin Laden - Barack Hussein Obama 11:30 PM Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards 11:45 PM Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish Obama Presiding 12:00 AM Official Nomination of Obama - Bill Mahre 12:01 AM Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior 12:05 AM Celestial Choirs Sing 3:00 AM Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech Note: There is one omission in the list above Memorial recognition of Obama's surrogate Son, Trayvon, will be in conjunction with the 12:05 AM event. OPTION: Closing with a Declaration of War on the rich, to Be decided just before the Convention

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