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Project Two Chainz (Dual Process Marry or Stay Single)(1)
Presentation to Men: For a Transcript of the Pitch Please Visit Our Website April 7, 2013
(1) In real investment banking the project name is based on the first letter of the company you are advising
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Required Disclosures
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Overview
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Successful Men Have Asked WallStreetPlayboys Whether, In Our Opinion, Staying Single (IPO) Or Getting Married (Merger) Is Of Best Interest In The Current Environment This presentation contains a summary of the required analysis that is necessary to make such a life-long decision based on the current environment facing men today Macroeconomic Overview Current laws and samples of real-life scenarios and current affairs (Nothing good here) Single Life Valuation (IPO) Personal financial projections over the life-span of a hard working well established male (IPOs are not for losers) Football Chart explaining scenarios (Being real here not much downside bro) Case Study: A deeper look into the life of successful man (Great example the possibilities are in your mind) Marriage (Potential Merger) Pro-Forma financial projections with associated revenue, cost and taxes (Didnt see much good here) Caveats We outline a possible caveat to the situation (Kids? We dont want one of those $1M+ walking liabilities) How to Fix America and what is wrong with the current environment. (Why we taking advice from losers?) We Believe The Current Environment Suggests Men Stay Single And Avoid The Current Life Plan
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Macroeconomic (Date-o-nomics) Overview
In the current environment, we believe there is limited upside to tying the knot as the current system is heavily out of favor Prenuptial agreements currently do not protect the assets of a successful man post marriage agreement signature In cases where the female spouse is found guilty of infidelity, the males assets will be subsequently ravished as well In a mutual agreement to sever ties a males assets will subsequently be ravished as well
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By remaining single and avoiding the dreaded 29/yo decision of getting married (seriously this is the male age see below) a man can see upside beyond his wildest imaginations in the form of cash, lifestyle and of course bunnies When you clip 29 years old your career on the Street or in a different profession is just taking off Your cash flow become immense and of course you are de-risking your financial portfolio by lowering future divorce risks By the time youve hit your stride at thirty five, youll be done with that nine to five and ready to coast on your gold mine Expected Income Over Time
$1,200 $5,000
Cumulative Income Exposed to Divorce Penalties
Protected by Pre-Nup Unprotected by Pre-Nup (Too Early and You Lose More)
Cumulative Income ($ in Thousands) $4,000 $3,320 $3,000 $2,320 $2,000 $1,070 $1,570 $620 $120 $320 $4,320+ $1,000 $1,000+
$1,000 Income ($ in Thousands)
Average Marriage Age for Men is 29. Too Early Bro.
$750
$800
$600 $450 $400 $200 $120 $300
$500
$200
$1,000
$0 21 24 27 30 33 Age of Men 36 39 42
$0 21 24 27 30 33 Age of Men 36 39 42
Successful Men Continue To Merge (Marry) Too Early, Missing The Max IPO (Single) Multiples
Source:: U.S. Census and WallStreetPlayboys Income Estimates.
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Valuation: Work Ethic (Margin Expansion) and Talent (Revenue Growth)
Notably, we believe the current male falls into the middle range but is currently being bogged down by other relationships By nature settling down and increasing commitments leads to a decrease in focused work ethic, margins become impaired Talent flat-lines as revenue growth becomes impaired due to lower reinvestment from decreasing work ethic (margins)
900 1,000
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Extreme Work Ethic Extreme Talent
Most Men Can Achieve a Reasonable Valuation
Extreme Work Ethic Average Talent 750 850
Good work
Strong Work Ethic Average Talent 590 690
450 Medium Work Ethic Average Talent
550
Medium Work Ethic Low Talent
450
340
Average Corporate Job
Low Work Ethic Low Talent
180
240
Only Has a Job
No Work Ethic No Talent
0
Source:: WallStreetPlayboys Income Estimates and reality. (1) Case Study on Slide 7.
220
440 Male Valuation
660
880
1,100
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Case Study: If You Got the Talent
Case Study from a Boss Playboy (Success Story) The Only Failure is Not to Try America can't beat anyone anymore. I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately, you die at a very young age, or you live long enough to watch your friends die. It's a mean thing, life. I love children and I get along with them great. It's just that I believe if you're going to be a parent, there has to be something inside you that says, 'I want a family.' I don't feel that sense of urgency. When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And that's the danger, you inhale. Everyone will tell you you're a genius, which you are not, and if you understand that, you win. The hardest thing is trying not to correct everything on the Internet. It'd be night and day - wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. So you just have to say, 'All right, I'll take it, bring it on.' We're picking on people we can beat. Damn Player. "I probably definitely wasn't someone who should have been married at that point" Mid 00s
Source:: WallStreetPlayboys Income Estimates and the Internet.
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Situation Overview (Actually thats the same as a real book) Previously, in his younger days (we all make mistakes guys) George Clooney married actress Talia Balsam, in Las Vegas in a Winnebago the couple, would divorce three years later. Georges life was only beginning as he has never since married, we assume he has taken the red pill.
Age: 51 Net Worth: $160M Salary: $23M Academy Awards: Two wins: Best Supporting Actor (2005 )and coproducer of Best Picture (2012) Stacy Keibler Girlfriend
Delivering Results After their divorce, he swore he would never marry again. Michelle Pfeiffer and Nicole Kidman bet him $10,000 that he would have children by the age of 40, and sent him a check shortly after his birthday. (Haters cant even hate on that one Bro. He even dated Michelle Pfeiffers sister Game Recognized) Girlfriends Since His No-Marriage Vow in Order
Early 90s
Mid 90s
Late 90s
2000s
2000s
Stacy Keibler + 2012 Best Picture
Coincidence?
Mid 00s 2011
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Summary of Financial Impact of Marriage
Combined Financial Model ($ in 000s)
Income Statement Revenue Rent Utilities Alcohol Costs of Goods Gross Profit Gross Profit Margin Hair Care Skin Care Make-up Clothing Total Operating Expenses Total Operating Income Operating Margin Personal Income Taxes Income Tax Rate Net Income Net Income Margin Man $150 30 10 10 50 100 67% 2 3 0 4 9 91 61% 25 28% $66 44% Woman $90 15 5 5 25 65 72% 6 6 5 8 25 40 44% 10 25% $30 33% Pro-Forma (Marriage) $240 45 15 15 75 165 69% 8 9 5 12 34 131 55% 37 28% $94 39% Impact on Model No Change
Rent 94 $15 25 35 45 55 65 75 $45 $84 $76 $69 $62 $55 $48 $40 $60 $94 $87 $80 $73 $66 $58 $51 Woman Revenue Contribution $75 $90 $105 $105 $116 $127 $98 $109 $120 $91 $102 $112 $84 $94 $105 $76 $87 $98 $69 $80 $91 $62 $73 $84 Average
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Net Income Sensitivity Analysis ($ in 000s)
$120 $138 $130 $123 $116 $109 $102 $94 $135 $148 $141 $134 $127 $120 $112 $105 Nickels
Flat GM's Expand 208 bps
Nines and Dimes
Research Says Directional Hotness is Inverse to Income for the Majority
Margin Headwinds OM's Decline -608 bps Flat Dilutive -438 bps
Additional Headwinds in the Future ($ in 000s)
Incremental Changes Decrease in Sex Partners Having a Kid Buying a Home Incremental Debt Payments Increase in Dinner Expenses Incremental Revenue? 0% X 25% Probability of Occurrence 50% X 75% X X 100% X X Cost if Event Occurs $1,000+ $1,000 $500 $20 $10 Zero Bro ($2,395) ($240)
Summary of Costs and Revenue Impact Total Probability Weighted Increase in Costs (Probability * Cost of Event) Assuming Incremental Costs Occur over 10 Year Time Frame
Source:: WallStreetPlayboys Income Estimates and the Internet.
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The Only Reason To Consider a Marriage (Merger)
Strategic Alternatives
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1) Adoption. In our view, this remains as a strong strategic alternative to having kids. In the previous slide we noted that roughly $2.4M of incremental costs would be seen by entering into a marriage agreement however if we can pro-forma out the incremental costs ex-$1M investment in a baby we see that the math is much more compelling. 2) Expatriation. Amazingly the current environment is not the same worldwide. In fact, divorce laws are quite different in many countries from Eastern Europe, Latin America, the Middle East and so and and so forth. With that in mind back in 2008 when the big mortgage crisis hit there was a significant increase in expatriation. For those of you who are currently working on Wall Street, we believe Thailand and Buenos Aires Argentina come to mind as strong candidates for ex - patriation due to lower cost of living expenses and relative hotness factors in Argentina. Girls in Argentina value money, a Wall Street Playboy will do just fine.
Do You Want Kids?
Source:: WallStreetPlayboys Income Estimates and the Internet.
If No Heres the Solution
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How to Fix America
Seen as Bad Seen As Good
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You Guys Serious? 1) Would you rather be a professional complainer or a hard working, weight lifting, salesman?
Media Cobweb of Lies. 2) Who do you think is going to live longer the girl who is pampered all the time and is in shape or a beast that eats Oreos. Encourage people to be healthy.
Logic
3) Rather take advice from a guy who makes billions of dollars and is willing to make heavy bets to get there or a guy who likely majored in plants and has killed all of his 7 brain cells?
Bad
Good 4) Instead of having the old Barbie since it causes eating disorders we should encourage women to act like Natural Barbie and do large amounts of methamphetamines to age at a rate never seen before in the history of mankind.
Source:: WallStreetPlayboys and Common Sense.
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