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(Es BART SIMPSON’S FAVORITE CARTOON!
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“AROUND ™ WORLD 80 PIECES” FEELING ITCHY?
TRY A LITTLE SCRATCHY!
You begged! You pleaded! You whimpered! You frothed at the mouth! So — yesh!
Get off our backs already! Here you go, you mayhem-loving litle freaks!
Welcome to the first, hot-off-the-presses, brand-spankin’-new,
never-been-touched-by-human-hands, issue of ITCHY & SCRATCHY — the finest in
good-natured, fun-filled, mouse-mistreating-and-cat-clobbering entertainment!
We've got it all here: bonte-crushing artvils, hostile bulldogs, angry bee swarms,
red-hot pokers, handy blowtorches, oodles of dynamite, buckets of ravenous piranhas,
extrasharp carving knives, shortfused anarchists’ bombs, guided missiles, pesky
electric eels, scwed-off shotguns, runaway steamrollers, skull-smashing falling safes,
even eyeball-pecking canaries!
And who knows what the diabolical Itchy and the hapless Scraichy are hatching up on
their own?
‘A warning: Don't try the anusing animal antics depicted within the pages of this
comic book at home! These laughy, dalfy, positively snaffy high-jinks are executed by
c highly:trained, fictitious catand-mouse team who know how to slice and dice each
other without causing too much excruciating pain, too much excessive internal
bleeding, or too much overly unpleasant death!
Enjoy!
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