PUSLISHOD BY THE STUDENT SUNATE, ST, CATWAT INES COLLEGIATE, Si. CATHARINES, ONT, _ WELCOME BACK rt —— a BACK TO SCHOOL FOR | ANOTHER YEAR! The Student Senate 66-67 wishes to welcome all etudents, new and old, to the St. Catharines Collegiate. ‘ve have an exciting year planned for you and want it to be-one that you will re- member. In publishing this newspaper we hope to start again an interesting schoo! paper for and iy the students of the Collegiate, ‘here are many op- C enings on the newspaver staff for any interested persons ng to contribute their time in putting together and+ publleaing a paper of this kind. Any support will be greatly appreciated. Me also wish to express our best wishes for success in the coming year. | THE STUDENT SENATE ~66-67 PRESIDENT Dianne Manson FIRS? VICH-PABSIDENT- Colleen Conway : SECOND VICE-+PRUSIDENT- Gregr Gordén BSIDENT= Me. & Mrs. D. Nec Donuld Virginia Nelson Mr. RE.Morrow SECRETARY Bob Grodesky C7 resssuear- 7 lis Marquerdsen COUNOTITOR- Rolf Pieper St Catharmes Collegiate amd Vocational SchoolPLANS — FALL 66 ‘THis eunmer, due to the early elections held in May, the Student Senate has had time to organize sone of this fall's extra-curricular pro~ gramme. We hope that this planning will result in better organized acti- vities and less coafusion. Below is a brief oitline of some of the events pianned. S SEPTEMBER: The first imnortant day is Shave Dav tor ali Grade Wine ctugente, (to ali sew-cosers unfamiliar with the Golleriate, tis is tha annual "init- iation™ cay) On the 16th, all rade niners are required to come to school for attendance at 8:30 p.m. Any late- eoners will be penalized. At approx- imately 8:35 the crade niners will be taken out to the back campus, weather nernitting, for the Stmoo Day progra~ came, Shoo tags will be issued to a'l grade niners. These must be worn all'day long to distinguish the grade nine students from the seaior students. Any violator will be pexalized. The grade niners will also have to do any tast given then by any senior throuch. out the day. (Don't fret all you poor grade niners. It's not really that pad!) During the evening there will be 1 @ance for the grade alaes (if they save any sirength left), It will be @ in the school from 8:00 p.a, to 11:30 p.m, Daring the dance a grade sine Queen will be chosen. Oa the following Friday, a dance will be held for the eatire school, The proceeds will go to nay for the new Cheerlexéer uniforms, Before the first "hose" football gane a rally will be held. QCTOBER: The month of October has bee Yert relatively oven for the other or~ ganizations to sponsor activities if they so wish. (NB~take into account the two long weekends) +5 The main event planned in October is Commencement. The exercises will tace place on October 28th, and the dance will be open to all students of grades eleven, twelve and thirteen, HOVEMBER: In November the Senate has planned a chocolate bar drive to raise money. Sales have been very successful in other schools and orginizations in the city, and we feel that it could be @ success in the Collegiate us well. A dance is planned after one of ihe football games (fairly early in the month). DECEMBER: We have tried to plan ahead as far in advance as December. The first veex in the month will be set as- ide for the annual Xorean War Orphan Campaign. On the Friday of that week a dance is being planned in connection vith the campaign, During the Christmas holidays a Hootennany, siuilar to the one presentec last year, is hoped for, LWAKU a) SEPTEMBEROH, NO! Hotel guest: The room is quite nice, but this wall is too thin. The people in the next room can hear everything I say. . Hotel manager: Well, to accomodate you madam, we shall be pleased to hang a heavy tapestry on the wall. Hotel guest: But then I won't be able to hear what the people next door are saying! Employer: How long did you work at your Last job? Applicant: 65 years. Employer: And how old are you? Applicant: 45 Euployer: How could you work for 65 years when you are only 45 years old? Applicant: I worked overtime @ lot! Judge: Have you anything to say before sentence is passed on you? Prisoner: No, your Honour, except that it takes very little to please me, First cowboy: So your name is Tex! Are you from Texas? Second cowboy: No I'm from Louisiane - but I couldn't stand the fellows calling me Louise. Customer: A yard of pork, please. C Butcher (to assistant): Give this gentleman three pig's feet. DID YOU KNOW THAT .. s-the thrust of 500,000 lbs. generated by the Titan Missile that is used for placing Gemini spacecraft in orbit, could also orbit 330,000,000,000,000 ants! s-according to reliable sources from Viet Nam, an average human body will release 10,692,000,000 calories when burned. s-during the first six months in 1966, seven million UFO sightings were made in Canada alone...,,,would you believe seventy, --fois gras is a delicacy (livers of specially fattened geese) DOODLES 99999299-- Ico crean dishes PRPFPOFE--1c60 cream cones 1111111)111--"Susan! Stand a> styaicht!” G8888-~ Bunny rabbits (7) lie always has to be different. oie OF G2. @/ oeae dees Surfer bird Jaiibird BIRD PEOPIEQHE SCHOOL SONG Come, raise a cheer for the school we revere, Nay we ever loyal be; Our devotion grows as the bright wine flows In loving cups for thee. Black, Yellow, Red, hold them high overhead, Our colours vroud shall fly; We shall try our best and work without rest For the St. ©. C. I. & V. 8. In sports on the field we will never yield, Yet_always play the game; In the class, our work we will never shirk, But strive for greater fame. Black, Yellow, Red, hold them high overhead, ur colours proud shall fly; We shall try our best and work without rest For the St. C. 0. 1, &V. 3. THE SCHOOL COLOURS Rea, yellow, end black THE SCHOOL MOTO “Labor Omnia Vineit" Hard work conquers all (Virgil) SCHOOL YELL: 1 Labor Omnia Vincit ‘3 our battle cry. We shout and fight for tre red, gold, black And the honour of Saint C. I. She vim! She voom! She vim, voom, vah! St. Catharines Collexiate Rah! Rah! Rah! 2 Gome_a vevo, come a vivo, Comea vevo, vivo, vun, Come 7, come 11. Rickety, rickety, shanty tow Who can’put St. Catharines down, Nobody, nodody, NOoobody!! Fight, team, fight.ATTENTION: GRADE NINE a his year, as in others, you,- the new students, are being ziven a warm velcoue to our school (and now your school!) along with home- ork, Classwork, and extra-curric- uler activities you hove certain other resnonsibilities. .Une of the most importend is having oride in your school. Yu the ast tiree or four ye re school snirit in the Volieviste’ he dranned, decreased, been eliminated, or becone defunct;' whetever term you use, it boile down to the fact that it’ just isn't here enynore. During the summer your Student Sen- ate have been recking their brains trving to fueure out how to get stu- dents to nerticipate in some of these vctivities. ‘There is no way thot ve can force students to come out ond nley footboll, be a cheer- lesder, attend the games, or even join the Actors Guild. So we deci- Ged thot the best way to bring succ- Cress to St. 0.C.1.6V.5. is to let the students know what_ther can-do around the school and let them know how much fun there is waiting for them. At the oresent I'm not talkine to those who couldn't csre less and just come to school because they aeve to or because they want to meke trouble. These neonle any school can do without. But let's face it, there sre some, their numbers are few. n I talk sdout these peonle I talk from exnerience, because I was almost ar bad as one. shen T first came to this school, I skivpe¢ classed, forgot all about homework, caused Srouvle, end filled out aon- roximately twenty-five conéuct rep= orta(vou'll learn about these later) The next year it was just as bad; I still wes causing trouble and fil- ling out conduct reports. But this vest year with help of © couvle (7of vecchers I learned of fun to be ~had around the sciool in ways other then cutting uv. My behevior still lesives something to be desired(my conduct renorts were limited to This past year was the best year I have ever spent in school and I think this year is going to be even better. Let me tell you about a little of of last, year's fun, I started out the year by playing football. I'd always wanted to play because it has been a favourite sport of mine, but I vas always afraid of what other people would think. Besides, who has time for football when there are office detentions to go to. ‘Also, when I started all the other players looked about six foot two and seemed to weigh about two hundred pounds. This wasn't the case, It turned out that most of the other guys were just like me and even if we only won two games all year wo had a good time. This reminds me—when we started practices last year we had about fifty players out of a school of eight hundred students. I know that not everyone Likes or is able to play such sports but this small figure was ridiculous. And the same applied to the number of spectators. SOLUTION--YORE SCHOOL SPIRIT Last year was just great, and ny only regret is that I didn't start in grade nine. This is the whole point of writing this column--to tell you that there are plenty of vays to have fun around the school; plenty of sports activities; plenty of academic opportunities; and a variety of things to do which should please everyone. So don't be like me and wait two years to find this out. Go out now, participate in whatever you can, see what you can, and if you do, you and I and the whole school will have one S09! good time! ~Bob Grodesky P.S. Ask any seniour about 11F. It's all part of a legend!HELP WANTED: EXECUTIVE REFORTERS SETTERS PHOTOGRA” HERS PEOOFREADESS ARTISTS PrINTeRS Ere, for publishing the bi-weekly Collesiate newspaper- ‘SKITS EEQUIPEMENTS: eager, ambitious, gencrous, hardworking, . willing to spend long hours writing and editing an interesting and exciting school paper. XP! LENCE IS EBQUIRUD! 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