SNEAK PREVIEW

The Eleventh Epic Novel by

Dav Pilkey

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 CHaPter 1

GeorGe anD HarolD

This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins.

George is the kid on the left with the tie
and the flat-top. Harold is the one on the
right with the T-shirt and the bad haircut.
Remember that now.

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 If you’re confused by what’s going on
here, don’t worry. They’re confused, too.
You see, George, Harold and Captain
Underpants had just undergone an epic
adventure that started out in the dinosaur
age and ended at their school – forty years
in the future. Now, thanks to Melvin Sneedly
(the tattletale genius) and his glow-in-the-
dark, time-travelling Robo-Squid suit, they
were all hurtling backwards in time. Back a
long, long, long time ago to that dull, old-
fashioned age known as the present.

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 Oh, I almost forgot. Travelling with
them were three purple-and-orange-speckled
eggs, laid by their pet pterodactyl, Crackers,
who, along with their other pet – Sulu
the Bionic Hamster – had just saved the
planet and created all life as we know it,
simultaneously.
See? That wasn’t confusing at all, was it?
Melvin’s glow-in-the-dark, time-travelling
Robo-Squid suit whizzed through time in a
dazzling array of electrified eye candy as
forty years sped by in reverse.

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 Then everything stopped suddenly.
George and Harold looked around.
“Hey,” said Harold. “We’re still here at
school!”
“Correct,” said Melvin. “Only it’s now
forty years and one day earlier.”

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 “Hey, look,” said George, pointing at the
school. “There’s Tippy and his Robo-Pants.”
“Not again,” Harold moaned.
“Relax,” said Melvin, as a flash of green
light shot out of the library window. “You’re
looking at something that happened
yesterday, remember?”
“Oh, yeah,” said Harold. “We were up
there in the library. We just disappeared in
the Purple Potty!”
“Right,” said George. “And Tippy is just
about to come after us. He should be
leaving any second now.”

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 Suddenly, a crackling blue light shot out
of the Robo-Pants, and before you could say
“convoluted plotline”, it disappeared into the
noontime haze.
“OK,” said Melvin. “Here you are. Home
again, home again, jiggity jig! Take your
precious eggs and go about your business!”
“Wait a second,” said George. “Aren’t the
cops still after us?”
“Yeah,” said Harold. “Don’t they still think
we stole that money from the bank?”

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 “Not any more,” said Melvin proudly,
patting himself on the back with one of his
mechanical tentacles. “Luckily, I had this
glow-in-the-dark, time-travelling Robo-Squid
suit in my garage. I used it to go back in
time and hack into the bank’s computer.”
“What for?” asked Harold.
“No big deal,” said Melvin. “I altered their
surveillance images a little bit. Just don’t
grow a moustache or a beard anytime soon,
and you guys’ll be fine.”

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 “Wow,” said Harold. “Melvin
Sneedly rescued us. I can’t believe it!”
“Yeah, I don’t get it, Melvin,” said George
suspiciously. “You’ve always hated us. How
come you’re being so nice to us all of a
sudden?”
“Oh, I have my reasons,” said Melvin. “I
have my reasons.”
And Melvin did indeed have reasons. One
whole year’s worth of reasons. But before
I can tell you that story, I have to tell you
this story. . .

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 CHaPter 2
Don’t you Hate it
WHen a kiCkBall
Hits uranus?

Somewhere in the deepest, darkest reaches of

our solar system, a red, rubber kickball was
zooming through space. None of Earth’s top
scientists could explain where it had come
from, or why it was racing towards Uranus,
but it had been on its present course for
the past five and a half books, and
nothing could stop it.

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 The kickball sped closer and closer to
a small cluster of porcelain monstrosities
that lay together in a heap on the surface
of the icy, ridiculously named planet. Behind
them, guarding them all with a keen,
observant eye, was a robotic sentinel known
as the Incredible Robo-Plunger. Faster and
faster the kickball whizzed towards them,
until finally. . .

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 The force of the red, rubber ball
knocked the head right off of the
Incredible Robo-Plunger. The decapitated
defender jutted forward slightly, as
Photo-Atomic Trans-Somgobulating
Yectofantriplutoniczanziptomistic juice
drizzled out from its mangled neck hole
and oozed slowly downward into the
gaping mouth of the Turbo Toilet 2000.

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 This
This was
was unfortunate,
unfortunate, because
because as as any
any robot-
robot-
ics
ics engineer
engineer will will tell
tell you,
you, it’s
it’s very
very important
important
to keep Photo-Atomic Trans-Somgobulating
to keep Photo-Atomic Trans-Somgobulating
Yectofantriplutoniczanziptomistic
Yectofantriplutoniczanziptomistic juice juice as
as far
far
away from evil robots as
away from evil robots as possible.possible.
You
You certainly
certainly don’t
don’t want
want to to get
get even
even aa
drop
drop of
of itit in
in their
their mouths,
mouths, for for it
it will
will only
only
make
make them come to life and give them an
them come to life and give them an
unquenchable
unquenchable appetite for destruction. Which,
appetite for destruction. Which,
sadly, is exactly what happened
sadly, is exactly what happened that bleak that bleak
night
night onon the
the terribly
terribly gassy
gassy surface
surface of of Uranus.
Uranus.

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 The Turbo Toilet 2000’s bulbous,
bloodshot eyes smacked open and wobbled
around wildly. His massive left arm creaked
up and rubbed the painful, throbbing side
of his porcelain lid.
“Where the heck am I?” he said, looking
around at his fallen allies. Clumsily, he
squeaked to his feet, dusted himself off and
beheld the headless mess that once was the
Incredible Robo-Plunger. Then it all came
back to him. The battle. The defeat. The
humiliation.

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 It wasn’t long before the Turbo Toilet 2000
had pieced together every single event that
had brought him and his army of Talking
T
Toilets to this frozen, frustrating fate.
T
“I must retaliate,” he said, clenching his
razor-sharp porcelain teeth together tightly.
“I must avenge my fallen allies!”

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 Find out what happens
next in the NEW
Captain Underpants

Out
26th Available in Ireland from
August
and in the UK from

Subject to availability. Most stores.

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 aBout tHe aut Ho r

When Dav Pilkey was a kid, he suffered from

ADHD, dyslexia and behavioural problems. Dav
was so disruptive in class that his teachers made
him sit out in the hall every day. Fortunately,
Dav loved to draw and make up stories. He spent
his time in the hallway creating his own original
comic books.
In the second grade, Dav Pilkey created a
comic book about a superhero named Captain
Underpants. His teacher ripped it up and told
him he couldn’t spend the rest of his life making
silly books.
Fortunately, Dav was not a very good listener.

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