Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER!

I was inspired by the various other

"longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is!
This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing
this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor
crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor
instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks
that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the
longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways,
let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny
word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is
said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go
episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you
take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay'
to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For
example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since
the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I
speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in
public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened
before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word
I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains
popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying
"it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the
longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a
decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep
writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome
Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on YouTube! I play that song all the time
around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving my
sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the languages
I make! The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think
you already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back
now. I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just
realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure
it was something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something.
Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not
very good at French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation
probably sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's
this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal
language". A lot of people speak it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text
is probably gonna be about languages. But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As
LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny, right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some
sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I basically have only two interests
nowadays: languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry.
Haha, oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really
do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to
have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only
dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm
honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was
watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and
my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going
because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't
wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those
reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries
anymore. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna
have to torture everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest
of this entire text. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six
times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used
throughout this entire text. I just realised that next year will be 2020. That's
crazy! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost
over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all
of my memories. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video
lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what Toki Pona is after I come back. Bye! I'm
back now, and I decided not to do it on Toki Pona, since many other people have
done Toki Pona video lessons already. I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code.
Now, I shall explain what Toki Pona is. Toki Pona is a minimalist constructed
language that has only ~120 words! That means you can learn it very quickly. I
reccomend you learn it! It's pretty fun and easy! Anyway, yeah, I might finish my
video about Viesa later. But for now, I'm gonna add more to this giant wall of
text, because I want it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool to have a world
record for the longest text ever. Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll
be cool nonetheless. Nonetheless. That's an interesting word. It's a combination of
three entire words. That's pretty neat. Also, remember when I said that I said the
F word six times throughout this text? I actually messed up there. I actually said
it ten times (including the plural form). I'm such a liar! I struggled to spell the
word "liar" there. I tried spelling it "lyer", then "lier". Then I remembered that
it's "liar". At least I'm better at spelling than my sister. She's younger than me,
so I guess it's understandable. "Understandable" is a pretty long word. Hey, I
wonder what the most common word I've used so far in this text is. I checked, and
appearantly it's "I", with 59 uses! The word "I" makes up 5% of the words this
text! I would've thought "the" would be the most common, but "the" is only the
second most used word, with 43 uses. "It" is the third most common, followed by "a"
and "to". Congrats to those five words! If you're wondering what the least common
word is, well, it's actually a tie between a bunch of words that are only used
once, and I don't wanna have to list them all here. Remember when I talked about
waffles near the beginning of this text? Well, I just put some waffles in the
toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this longest text ever. Okay,
that was literally yesterday, but I don't care. You can't see me right now, but I'm
typing with my nose! Okay, I was not able to type the exclamation point with just
my nose. I had to use my finger. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my
nose! I'm not typing with my nose right now, because it takes too long, and I wanna
get this text as long as possible quickly. I'm gonna take a break for now! Bye! Hi,
I'm back again. My sister is beside me, watching me write in this endless wall of
text. My sister has a new thing where she just says the word "poop" nonstop. I
don't really like it. She also eats her own boogers. I'm not joking. She's gross
like that. Also, remember when I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot
about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is just saying random
numbers. Now she's saying that they're not random, they're the numbers being
displayed on the microwave. Still, I don't know why she's doing that. Now she's
making annoying clicking noises. Now she's saying that she's gonna watch Friends on
three different devices. Why!?!?! Hi its me his sister. I'd like to say that all of
that is not true. Max wants to make his own video but i wont let him because i need
my phone for my alarm.POOP POOP POOP POOP LOL IM FUNNY.
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jdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey, I'm back. Sorry about my sister. I had to seize control of the
LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is just effortless. She just
went back to school. She comes home from school for her lunch break. I think I'm
gonna go again. Bye! Hello, I'm back. Let's compare LTE's. This one is only 8593
characters long so far. Kenneth Iman's LTE is 21425 characters long. The Flaming-
Chicken LTE (the original) is a whopping 203941 characters long! I think I'll be
able to surpass Kenneth Iman's not long from now. But my goal is to surpass the
Flaming-Chicken LTE. Actually, I just figured out that there's an LTE longer than
the Flaming-Chicken LTE. It's Hermnerps LTE, which is only slightly longer than the
Flaming-Chicken LTE, at 230634 characters. My goal is to surpass THAT. Then I'll be
the world record holder, I think. But I'll still be writing this even after I
achieve the world record, of course. One time, I printed an entire copy of the Bee
Movie script for no reason. I heard someone else say they had three copies of the
Bee Movie script in their backpack, and I got inspired. But I only made one copy
because I didn't want to waste THAT much paper. I still wasted quite a bit of
paper, though. Now I wanna see how this LTE compares to the Bee Movie script. Okay,
I checked, and the Bee Movie script is 50753 characters long. Not as long as some
of the LTEs I mentioned, but still longer than mine and Kenneth Iman's combined.
This LTE is getting close to 10000 characters! That means it'll be half the length
of Kenneth Iman's LTE. That's pretty exciting. Also, going back to the topic of
the Bee Movie Script, I tried to write the entire thing out by hand once. But I
never finished it, especially since I'm focusing on this thing now. Maybe I should
write this LTE out by hand. Nah, I don't think I will. Yay, we're at 10000
characters! Let's celebrate by talking about MUSIC! Music is cool. That concludes
our celebratory discussion about music. Thank you, and have a good rest of your
day. Hi, I'm back now, and I got a book! It's a dictionary for a language called
Elefen. It's like Esperanto, but better. Now I can learn Elefen even without
internet! That's pretty cool. I will now write something in Elefen. See if you can
understand it! Here goes: Si tu pote leje esta, tu es merveliosa! Elefen es un
lingua multe fresca! Did you understand that? Maybe you can't speak Elefen, but you
still understood that because of your knowledge of other languages. Elefen is cool
because it's an actual language, not an English code like Pig Latin or Viesa. Oh, I
forgot to mention that my sister is back from school. She's blasting Rhett and Link
songs right now. Have you seen that picture of Rhett and Link standing with a bunch
of *******? Sorry, I almost said the F word there. That would've broken my rule of
not saying the F word. I wrote something in Elefen, so I will also write something
in Toki Pona. See if you can understand it now! sina sona e toki mi la sina pona
mute a! I can speak Toki Pona fluently, by the way. It's also a pretty cool
language. My sister is still playing annoying songs. It's hindering my focus right
now. But it's fiiiiine. Okay, luckily she's run out of songs to play. At least for
now. She's trying to think of another annoying song to play. Now she's playing a
song by Green Day. Not NEARLY as bad as the other songs she just played. I should
go for now. Goodbye! Hello, I'm back once again. I don't know why I feel obligated
to say that every time I come back. But I'll keep doing it anyway. My sister
stopped blasting annoying songs, so that's good. She's cooking something in the
microwave. I'll go check to see what it is right now. Nevermind, it's already done
cooking. Right, I remember! It's mac and cheese! Now she just started singing "I
have a tongue, you don't, because I cut it off yesterday". I don't know what goes
on in her mind when she does stuff like that. I've been messing around with my
Elefen dictionary for a while, looking up whatever random words I can think of. By
the way, the whole reason I'm doing this longest text ever is because of
pointlesssites.com. That's how I found the Flaming-Chicken LTE, which inspired me
to start writing this LTE. So thanks, pointlesssites.com! I check that website
every day to see what new pointless websites they add. You know, I could double
every letter I type so that this text would be twice as long as it normally would
be. But nah, that's kinda cheating. So I won't. Also, SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE!
There, I did my part. Not that anyone will read this, but still. 'Twould be nice if
you subscribed to PewDiePie. That's another word I invented. Actually, I looked it
up, and I didn't invent it. Someone came up with it before I did. That's pretty
sad. Also, LEARN VIESA TODAY! IT WILL CURE YOUR DEPRESSION! Seriously though, learn
Viesa. It won't actually cure your depression, but I'm desperate for speakers. I
only have one other person to speak it with. I should go now. Goodbye. Hi, I�m
back. I just came up with an idea: SIMPLIFIED ENGLISH! Or, in Simplified Engish:
Simifid Enis. It�s where every group of consonant letters is reduced to the first
consonant in that group of consonants, and same goes with the vowels. If a word
ends up being just a single consonant with no vowel, put �a� at the end. So �I like
eating my waffles� becomes �I like etin ma wafes�. Isn�t it the most amazing thing
ever? Nah, it�s not quite as amazing as Viesa. Actually, Viesa isn�t a real
language, so it�s less amazing then Elefen and Toki Pona, both of which are cool
languages. I kinda figured that half of this text would be about languages. Oh
well. I just really want this to be the longest text ever, without using copy and
paste, keymash, etc. If you remember, my sister did a little bit of keymash in this
text a while ago. I would�ve deleted it, but nah, I didn�t feel like it. And
besides, it�s not like it took up half this text. I have an estimate for how long
it�ll take me to be the world record holder: about one month. I think I can manage
one month of writing this. You know what? I�m just gonna break my rule of not
saying the word �furry�. There, I said it. Now I�m allowing myself to write �furry�
whenever I want. So with that out of the way, let�s talk about how I first became a
furry. For some reason, I have the exact date when I became a furry memorized. It�s
May 4, 2018. At that time, I discovered that I was a furry by watching some furry
YouTube videos. I knew about the existence of furries years before this, but I
didn�t know much about it until this time. I said to myself, �You know what? I�m a
furry now,� and that�s what started it all. And I�ve been slowly learning more
about the fandom ever since. I would like to participate more in the fandom when
I�m older, but I�m too young for most of it right now. Guess I�ll just have to
wait. But in the meantime, I can write about it in this text. I should sleep now.
Goodnight. Hello, I'm back once again. Happy Pi Day! I memorized a bunch of digits
of Pi once, not sure how many I still remember... I have literally nothing to write
about now. I've been trying to come up with something for the past 10 minutes, and
I still have no idea. Literally nothing is happening right now. It's pretty boring.
My sister is watching Friends, as usual. Okay, since there's nothing for me to
write about, I should go now. Bye! Wow, it has been a while since I last added to
this. It is now July 10, 2019. Last time I edited this page was Pi Day, which was
March 14. Those 4 months of this thing being untouched end today! Wait... 4 months?
That means I was supposed to get this past the world record three months ago. Oh
well. I have put many things into this text. A lot of them were cringy, like how I
keep mentioning furry-related things. You know, I should stop putting things in
here when I know I'm gonna cringe at them later. I'll try not to do that from here
on out. I just know I'll fail though. I'd hate to be aware of someone reading this
entire thing... like, if I had to sit and watch a family member or something read
this entire text, I would cringe so hard. I would not want that to happen. I am
currently pasting the entirety of the FlamingChicken LTE onto a page on
OurWorldOfText. The frustrating thing about pasting stuff there is that it pastes
one letter at a time, so it takes forever to paste long text. And when the tab
isn't open, I'm pretty sure it just stops pasting, so you have to keep the tab open
if you want it to continue. Why am I even doing this? No idea. I might not even
paste the whole thing. I probably won't. Hey, I just had a thought. What if, in the
future, students are reading this for a class assignment? What if this LTE becomes
part of the school curriculum? If so, hi future student! I hope you're enjoying
reading my CRINGE. What is my life coming to? That's enough writing for now.
Goodbye. Hey again. Might as well continue writing in here for a bit. Hey, have you
ever heard of 3D Movie Maker? It's a program from the 90s (that still works on
modern computers) where you can make 3D animated movies. It's pretty cool. I've
made a few movies with it myself, and many other people use it to make interesting
stuff. In case you want to try it for yourself, I'm sure if you google "3dmm
download" or something like that, it will take you somewhere where you can download
the program. It's kinda aimed at younger children, but hopefully that doesn't stop
you from making absolute masterpieces with this program. I have a keyboard in my
room (the musical kind, not the one you type words on), and I don't really know how
to play it properly, but I do it anyways. I can play a few songs on the piano
(albeit with weird fingering because like I just said, I have no idea what I'm
doing), including HOME - Resonance and PilotRedSun - Bodybuilder. You might not
know one or both of those songs. If you don't know one of them, why not google it?
You will have discovered some new music, and it will all be because of me. Why are
you reading this, anyways? How did you even find it? Were you like me, and you were
browsing pointlesssites.com, eventually finding the FlamingChicken LTE and going
down a rabbit hole of discovering random LTEs? Literally the only reason I'm
writing this right now is because that happened. I just discovered a new LTE: the
RainbowFluffySheep LTE. I'm gonna see how many characters long it is. 75,957
characters. Pretty long, but not as long as the top two LTEs (FlamingChicken and
Hermnerps, both with around 200,000 characters). I wanna write as much as possible
into this text today. I'm gonna see how much LTE-writing I can do in one day.
Hopefully it's a lot, because I wanna hold a world record! Imagine having a world
record. Well, would it really be a world record? Because I don't know of any world
record books that have "Longest Text Ever" as a record. Oh well, I just hope this
LTE passes exactly 230,634 characters. That's all my goal is. I'm not even a tenth
of the way there yet, but give it a month and I'm sure I'll get there. Hey,
remember last time I said it would only take a month? That was four months ago. I
should just stop promising things all together at this point. Forget I said
anything about that. Did you know my sister has an LTE? That's right! It's not very
long, though, and you can't read it because it's on her phone. She made it while
bored at the library. That library was where I used to have web design classes.
Those
were fun, but I don't do them anymore. Now all I do it sit at home and write stuff
in here. Well, I'm exaggerating. I go to the convenience store with my sister
sometimes. But that's pretty much it outside of being bored on a computer. I should
be a less boring human being. One day, I should translate this entire LTE into
Viesa. That would be a big waste of time, even bigger than writing the LTE itself.
But I could still do it. I don't think I ever will. This text is simply too long,
and it'll be even longer than that by the time I pass 230,634 characters. By the
way, if you think I'm gonna stop writing this once I pass 230,634 characters,
you're wrong! Because I'll keep writing this even after I pass that point. It'll
feel nice to be way ahead the record. My sister's alarm clock has been going off
for half an hour and I haven't turned it off. Why? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I
really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First when I tried to turn
it off, it started playing the radio. Then I tried again, and it turned off
completely. Then I hurt myself on the door while walking out. So that was quite the
adventure. I'm gonna go sleep now. Goodnight! Hey, I'm back again. My computer
BSOD'd while writing this, so I have to start this section over again. That's why
you save your work, kids! Before I had to start over again, I was talking about
languages. Yes, I decided to bring that topic back after a while. But I no longer
want to talk about it. Why? Because it'll probably bore you to death. That is
assuming you're reading this at all. Who knows, maybe absolutely zero people will
read this within the span of the universe's existence. But I doubt that. There's
gotta be someone who'll find this text and dedicate their time to reading it, even
if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What will happen to this LTE in
a thousand years? Will the entire internet dissapear within that time? In that
case, will this text dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest of what
used to be the internet, be preserved somewhere? I'm thinking out loud right now.
Well, not really "out loud" because I'm typing this, and you can't technically be
loud through text. THE CLOSEST THING IS TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this
entire text like that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save my work
this time, in case of another crash. I already had my two past attempts at an LTE
vanish from existance. I mean, most of this LTE is already stored on Neocities, so
I probably won't need to worry about anything. I think I might change the LTE page
a little. I want the actual text area to be larger. I'm gonna make it a very basic
HTML page with just a header and text. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don't know.
Screw it, I'm gonna do it. There, now the text area is larger. It really does show
how small this LTE is so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least
I made the background a nice Alice Blue. That's the name of the CSS color I used.
It's pretty light. We're getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark! That's the point
where we're one tenth of the way to making this the longest text ever, meaning all
I have to do is write the equivalent of everything I've already written so far nine
more times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How come every time I try to type
"though", it comes out as "thought"? Why do I always type the extra T? It's so
annoying that I have to delete the T every time. Okay, only mildly annoying. Not as
annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the
annoyance level of me typing "thought" instead of "though". I just realized that
most of the games I play are games that I've been playing for at least six years. I
started playing Garry's Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came
out. Now I have to look that up. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft
approximately during that time. Wow, seven years ago! Coincidentally, I was also
seven years old then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when I still played
Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called "Infinite Budgets" back then.
I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people thought that was a terrible year,
but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with
my online friend at the time, and I did livestreams on YouTube and stuff. It was
fun. 2016 was also when I got the phone that I still have to this day. Yup, my
phone is three years old. My life was completely different when I got this phone: I
was 11 years old, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn�t writing
this text. I�m currently writing this in the car. We are on out way to the dollar
store. And since I�m writing this on my phone, I�m making a lot more typos than
usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we
appear to be getting close to the dollar store. I have a gift card for that place.
I think so anyways, it might be for a different store... Yup, this dollar store is
different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. I�m sure she�s gonna
find the sponges and go crazy over them. Why does she like sponges so much? No
idea. She just found a bag of tiny baby dolls, and she wants to put them in ice
cubes and call it �Ice Ice Baby�. She is truly a strange human being. My sister
also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that she�s banned
from them. Now she found the wigs and she�s considering buying one. She�s been
looking at them for quite a while now. We�re out of the dollar store, and now we�re
going to the computer store. I have no idea why we�re here. I guess we just are.
Now we�re going home. Welp, that was a fun adventure. Stay tuned for more fun
adventures as you read through this LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello again. I made
a private world on OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn't want to join
it. She doesn't think it'll be fun. Now I'm just editing it alone. How sad. But oh
well. Now I�m here adding more to this text. I once made a Discord server
specifically for a language called �Bo�, where the only word is �bo�. I made it
almost four months ago, and somehow, it�s still going. People are still spamming
nothing but �bo� there. It�s great. I also once made a server where you�re not
allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some
time though, so all that insanity is no more. I also used to own a Pig Latin
server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good memories in
that server though. Now there�s a new Pig Latin server, but it�s not owned by me.
Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead for so long. I haven�t posted a video in a
year. I want to revive it, but I don�t know what to post there. I�ll figure it out.
I doubt my channel will ever go back to it�s 2016 legacy, but I�m sure I�ll post
something eventually. Random fact of the day: there are thirty-nine question marks
so far in this text. Am I about to make it forty? Yes, I just did. Now the fact I
initially stated is no longer true. Or is it? Because I said �so far� in the fact,
that implies that we�re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding
any future events. Now I�m pretty sure that fact is still technically true. Welp, I
guess I should just accept that I�m editing that world of text alone for the rest
of my life. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all.
The thing is, now that world will never be same without all of that complaining
about my sister not being here. But that�s fine. Hey, I just had a cool
realization. Basically, there�s this conlang (constructed language, for those not
in the know) server where we have a Sentence of the Week activity. In this
activity, someone posts a text with a maximum of nine sentences, then people
translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is this: if we take nine
sentences from this LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for
people to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this LTE. Divide that
by 9 sentences each week, and you get 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is
approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck at math,
but that�s besides the point. I should go now. Goodbye! Hello, I�m back again. I
really need to come up with different hello and goodbye messages, because I�ve
already said �Hello, I�m back again� once before. Same with the �I should go now.
Goodbye!� I said at the end of the previous section. I was going to explain what a
�section� is, but I�m terrible at explaining things, so I�m not going to anymore. I
guess you�ll just have to figure it out yourself. It�s probably not very hard to
figure out, anyways. I guess I can just say that a section starts with me saying
hello, and ends with me saying goodbye. That should be enough explaination, now
that I think about it. Hey, do you ever feel like you never have any idea what
you�re talking about? That�s my entire life. I just summarized it all in one
sentence. On an unrelated note, I feel like half this LTE is just me talking about
the LTE itself. I mean, press CTRL+F on this webpage, then type �LTE�. Look at all
the times I use it in this text! Not counting the �lte� in the word �multe�, of
course. Dang, now the search results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this
text is just me talking about how I�m trying to get this text to be the longest.
Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have a long way to go. I�m only 12.7% of
the way there. I mean, minus the four month gap, my estimation is that I�ve only
been writing this for not even two weeks. So it makes sense that this LTE isn�t
very long yet. Whenever I look at this webpage, it looks long at first glance, but
the longer I look at it, the more I realize how short it actually is. It�s
something
that I can�t explain. For real this time. I just realized that none of this is
helping the fact that half this LTE is about the LTE itself. I should bring up a
new topic, but I don�t feel comfortable talking about muc