1960:

Winter - JOI with his father in the garage

1963:

JOI fixing squeaking bedroom with his sick father

Mid 90s:

JOI bad experience with Boston AA

1996: 4

Hal eats mold

2001: 9

Demise of broadcast television

Orin got out of competitive tennis

New Year's Eve - Orin's moment at TV, Gately felt guilt after watching him

2002 - YW (Year Of Whopper): 10

Joelle dinner with The Incandenzas

Madame Psychosis first radio show

Poor Tony's father ripped his clothes for shiva

First season of Orin's punt

Ennet House founded

Release of feral hamsters

Jan - anti-ONAN riots.

2003 - YTMP (Year Of Tucks Medicated Pad): 11

Brazilian ONAN/UN joint action

Orin noticed nude human feet prints on Avril's car

Last time Green watched New Year's Parade

Avril protesting against Orange Crush's ad wrong grammar

Accidents involving mirrors in highways arouse

Orin's second Home game against Delaware

1 Apr - Fake conversationalist (probably JOI) with Hal.

Thanksgiving - Joelle's mom committed suicide using garbage disposal, Joelle's face become deformed
because of this

Christmas - JOI started becoming sober under Joelle's condition

2004 - YTSDB (Year Of Trial-Size Dove Bar): 12

JOI gave Mario Bodex camera gift specially designed for him

Joelle been in a cage since YTSDB, her face used for its beautifulness

Wardine's abuse from Roy Tony

Bruce Green & Mildred Bonk's stoner life, living with Tommy Doocey

JOI finished Infinite Jest. Less than 90 days later he killed himself

1 Apr - JOI committed suicide. At 16.30 Hal found him

5/6 Apr - JOI's funeral

Autumn - violent murders of pro-ONAN Canadian figures

Fall - Schacht's father died. He then join his childhood partner doubles.

Spring - Steeply inflitrate Happy Patches 3-amino-etc cult

Unsolved ritual mutilations occur in Madison Park HS playground

Pemulis got Hal to write Eschaton rulebook

21 Feb - Hal's essay about portrayal of heroes in TV

Beginning of May - Hal writes paper about ad in Intro to Entertainment Studies

2006 - YWQMD (Year Of The Whisper-Quiet Maytag Dishmaster): 14

Lenz in Quincy halfway house

An ETA kid apparently called social services after Pukers

Gately lost his license for DUI

Riot in Pizzitola which dissolved FOPPP

Rumour about Infinite Jest started

Embolism of ONANTA junior in Raleigh, NYC

20 Jun - Avril send letter to Orin

2007 yushityu (abbrv. for a long ass name that even got Avril to file a complain for it): 15

Hal(?)'s marijuana use at 15 and recurring dream sequence (Please Play)

Ennet House founder died

Apr - Hal's and Mario's film project about Tennis And The Feral Prodigy

8 Nov - Axford loses his fingers from fireworks accident

2008 - YDPFTAH (Year Of Dairy Products From The American Heartland): 16

Hal tells Union Of Hideously Deformed to fuck off when Mario is offered to join

27 Mar - Brickworker's accident involving pulleys (Glynn)

4 July - CT thought Orin might resent him because he declined to come home for the fifth time
Autumn - Gately's accidental murder of an important anti-ONAN Canadian figure (DuPlessis) during
robbery.

Gately joins Ennet House.

31 Aug - CT talks about "it's okay to resent him for replacing JOI"

2009 - YDAU (Year Of Depend Adult Undergarment): 17, Orin is 26

Hal photosynthesizing, Wayne watched him quietly (weird af)

Hal & Mario have late-night conversation about JOI's death

Erdedy marijuana dilemma, source of drug: Tommy

Schtitt & Mario discuss about tennis - limits and infinities

Kate Gompert's reason for attempting suicide

Pemulis' lecture about psychedelic mushrooms to little kids

1 Apr - Medical attache watches Infinite Jest, from mail detailing "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY"

2 Apr - Medical attache and wife watches Infinite Jest. By mid afternoon, 6 additional people watch
Infinite Jest. Eventually 20 watch it.

30 Apr - Marathe (a triple agent) & Steeply's meeting, discussing Infinite Jest, that Hal's mom Avril has
liaison with medical attache

1 May - Continued discussions of Infinite Jest

May - Gately starts having flashback memories of his mom

9 May - Hal answers telephone from Orin, but doesn't tell Mario who is it.

18 May - Mario's job of recording sports at ETA

Winter - Some junkies life (ystruly, Poor Tony, C): All living in Brighton Projects (mother of a woman who
in denial with dead infant), with maybe Roy Tony as the master and his Nigers as the subordinates. First
they cut the ear of a citizen, then after coming home late after robbing a drunkard, Burt Smith, they
went back home, but seeing Nigers drunk and prone to violence, they run away to buy dope from Dr Wo.
Turns out dope is laced with Drano ang get C killed. Motive: Dr Wo knew Poor Tony and Susan T Cheese
helped same gang with them, and Poor Tony used to burn Dr Wo's face, Susan T Cheese helped a friend
got revenge on Dr Wo. Yrstruly not allowed to get in his masters' place afterwards.

July - Gately tries to understand higher power

Aug - scattered balls in blue carpet

10 Aug - Helen Steeply's article about tragic death of second artificial heart recipient, stolen by Poor Tony

Late Aug - Hal summoned to HmH for guarding boy with disability. CT interviews Tina.

September - Freer caught having sex with Bernadette at the back of the bus

Mid-Sept - Pyramid of energy bars found

Oct - Orin's nightmare in Phoenix, AZ. His fear of roaches. Lolasister got Hepatitis G and supply of heroin
dried out. Erdedy joins Ennet House.

Mid-Oct - Mario's romantic(ish) experience

15 Oct - Urine test, Pemulis selling clean urine

Late Oct - Mario becomes agitated with Madame Psychosis' hiatus

1 Nov - Denver CO, Orin's lost(?) in football game and his disdain for it.

Early Nov - Tiny Ewell's detox. Tine to investigate IJ.

3 Nov - Jim Troeltsch's sickness. Nightmares. Hal's classmates, including Struck, mock him for his
dictionary ability after showers. Stice has bowel infections. Regarding the exhausting drills, Freer blames
CT (and Schttit, kind of), while Hal and Pemulis blames Schttit. Big Buddies session afterwards. Orin calls
Hal about Separatism. Orin getting soft profiled by Helen Steeply

4 Nov - Pemulis scores DMZ. Life of people at Ennet House. After Bruce and Mildred move out from
Tommy's trailer, Bruce stayed at Ennet House, while Mildred went to live with her daughter with some
guy at a ranch in New Jersey. Orin's affair with Swiss hand model after soft profile, have Marathe
surveyed him

5 Nov - Orin & Hal discusses about Himself's suicide, Orin being stalked by AFR, Orin being soft profiled
by Helen Steeply of Moment magazine. Hal seems to know in great detail interior of trailer which Orin
and his subject slept with.

6 Nov - Port Washington tournament

7 Nov - Joelle goes to Molly's party and back home, seemingly addicted to dope. Goes to Molly's again
and attempt suicide. Courses at ETA. Troeltsch radio sports program. Hal ruffling Mario's letters and
talking with Orin on the phone about Separatism.

8 Nov - Eschaton game. Chaos ensues. Lord crashes his face into the TP. Weird sedan with ad
(STEEPLY!!!). Joelle joins AA meetings as a new member of Ennet House. Joelle says something to Don
Gately that causes him to have a hard time Identifying and makes him think he can relapse. Continental
Interdependence Day. Murder of Antitoi brothers.

9 Nov - Tough drills at ETA with Schttit. Erdedy & Gompert go to NA. Altercation ensues after Erdedy
refuses to hug Roy Tony. Pemulis sneaks to ETA Comm Ad at night, Stice has oedipus issues, Avril and
Wayne has weird training? Pemulis wants to talk to Avril

10 Nov - Hal, Pemulis, Axford, Kittenplan called to HmH after Eschaton disaster

11 Nov - Gately tries to interface with Joelle. Struck making a paper about Wheelchair Assassins' origin.
Lenz sexually harrassed Yolanda. Interface hours with Don Gately. Green strolls home with coke-
influenced Lenz. Lenz killed a dog and get caught. Brawl ensues, Gately may/may not killed the 3 dog
owners. Hester Thrale disappeared, Emil Minty tried to steal her underwear. Poor Tony still in men's
toilet stall. Orin's second hook up with Swiss hand model. Steeply came to interview Hal, but gets
rejected. Hal weakens on his play with Stice. Mealtime at ETA, Hal stopped using drugs. Hal watches JOI's
films afterwards. Mario and Schttit goes to get confections. Avril called Steeply's office. Mario filmed
around ETA, goes to Avril and talk about sadness.

Sometime in Nov - Gately has feverish dream about a ghost (possibly JOI), Joelle too, weirdly similar to
contents of IJ. Gately has fantasies about Joelle, Joelle mentioned Wayne at AA meeting. Gately furious
after McDade and Diehl can't testify for him. Pemulis' DMZ went missing. Gately dream with Fackelmann
scam, insight into future, him and Hal digging JOI's head. Helen Steeply warned Joelle of danger, and
she's not surprised? Joelle notices officer near Ennet House, and is also informed of Wheelchair
Assassins

12 Nov - Hal and Pemulis talks about effect of weed withdrawal. Late night conversation between Hal
and Mario (about Orin, 10 Nov, lies, how ETA try to frame Pemulis, consequence if Hal's failed urine test)

13 Nov - Day talks about "anxiety" with Gompert

14 Nov - Emil marked Poor Tony for murder of C. Poor Tony got withdrawal and then seizure at subway.
Matty Pemulis (23, and victim of sexual abuse) saw someone taking a shit on the pavement. Poor Tony
passed, on his way to Antitoi, eyeing for Ruth and Gompert's purse, stole them, Gompert crashed to
lightpole and had concussion, Ruth chased him. Lenz steal Chinese women's bags. Joelle's teeth
nightmare, with Gately as dentist. Marathe went to Ennet House, while Joelle cleans up. Marathe notices
cartridges from Pat's case. Also some cartridges brought from ETA. Marathe has drunken conversation
with Gompert about his wife, and try to get her to watch IJ. Ruth returns, Gompert missing. New
resident Dave K that walks like crab. Pemulis found Wayne uninvited in his room, looking for Troeltsch's
seldane.

Mid Nov - WYYY Engineer got kidnapped by Wheelchair Assassins.

17 Nov - Hal visited Ennet House for NA meetings. Pemulis comforts weeping Possalthwaithe. Wayne
loses his mind and reveal embarrassing shit, after ingesting drines from Troeltsch's seldane bottle, which
he stole from Pemulis. Pemulis got expelled after this term? (FUCK!!!). Hal unintentionnally went to
dysfunctional childhood meeting, seeing Kevin Bain up front.
19 Nov - AFR assigning Marathe for ETA attack, Balbalis in charge of substituting Quebec students with
AFR members. Lenz cut Poor Tony fingers for rewatch of IJ.

20 Nov - Stice's forehead stuck to window, Hal's face is mirthful according to Kenkle. Meeting for PSA
anti-IJ. Hal's monologue in VR 5, horizontal shit? Pemulis comes and want to talk to Hal, but Hal watches
one of Himself's movies

25 Nov - Mario's 19th birthday

15 Dec - agreement to go with Year Of Glad for next year

2010 - YG (Year Of Glad): 18

Hal having seizure

Additional information:

Orin is possible sexually abused by his mom, Joelle has weird daddy issues, Joelle's mom is also molested

Lenz is a fucking psychopath who kills animals for stress relief, which got stopped after Green wants to
tag along, wait..... is Lenz yrstruly?

Marathe (anti-ONAN AFR) and Steeply (pro-ONAN US): AFR thought Marathe only pretends as a double
agent (betraying AFR) and US thinks Marathe is a double agent, but Marathe really is betraying AFR, only
him and Steeply are aware of this though.

Evey 1 Jan statue of liberty is modified

Ennet House: place for Gately, Erdedy, Gompert, Bruce, Tiny Ewell, Geoffrey Day, Emil, Joelle

Lyle: weird fitness guru who licks sweat and gives advice

Madame Psychosis: the one who sold black star drugs?, actress for JOI's films (including Infinite Jest),
also synonym for DMZ

History of AFR (Wheelchair Assassins):

Though no reasons for the relation, it originated from a cult game called The Cult Of The Next Train. It's a
Russian Roulette-esque competition where 6 contestants tried to win by jumping the last as the train
comes. Many who got struck become confined to wheelchairs, and most of the winners went on to form
Wheelchair Assasins, an anti-ONAN terrorist cell who kills Canadian figures who support ONAN's
principles.

Luria Perec:

Luria fell in love with Tine (pro ONAN) and DuPlessis (anti ONAN) leading to a belief that she's a double
agent for DuPlessis (though most likely out of love, rather than intention), but DuPlessis suspects that
there are information that Tine kept from Luria