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Space Asshole: A Mining Colony Tale

The document provides guitar chord patterns for the verse, development, and chorus sections of a song. It also includes a chorus turn pattern and sample lyrics about an encounter with a destructive "space asshole" on a Martian mining colony.

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Space Asshole: A Mining Colony Tale

The document provides guitar chord patterns for the verse, development, and chorus sections of a song. It also includes a chorus turn pattern and sample lyrics about an encounter with a destructive "space asshole" on a Martian mining colony.

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Thom Barrett
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Standard Tuning, Capo 0

Verse Pattern
| - - - | - - - | - - - | - - - | - | - - | - - - | - - - | - - -
\ \ \ \/\ \ \ \/\ \ \ \/\ \ \ \/\ \/\ \ \ \/ /\ \ \/\ \ \ \/\ \ \ \/
-----1-xx----1-xx----1-xx----1-xx6-xx4-4-4-44-44-6-xx4-4-4-443-3-3-33-
-----1-xx----1-xx----1-xx----1-xx8-xx4-4-4-44-44-8-xx4-4-4-444-4-4-44-
-----1-xx----1-xx----1-xx----1-xx8-xx5-5-5-55-55-8-xx5-5-5-555-5-5-55-
-3-3-3-xx3-3-3-xx3-3-3-xx3-3-3-xx8-xx6-6-6-66-66-8-xx6-6-6-665-5-5-55-
-3-3-3-xx3-3-3-xx3-3-3-xx3-3-3-xx6-xx6-6-6-66-66-6-xx6-6-6-663-3-3-33-
-1-1-1-xx1-1-1-xx1-1-1-xx1-1-1-xx----4-4-4-44-44-----4-4-4-44---------

Development Pattern
| - - - | - - - | - - - | - - - | - - - | - - - | - - - | - - - | - - - | - - -
\ \ \ \/\/\ \ \/\ \ \ \/\/\ \ \/\ \ \ \/\/\ \ \/\ \ \ \/\/\ \ \/\/\ \ \/\/\ \ \/
-1-1-1-11111-1-111-1-1-11111-1-111-1-1-11111-1-111-1-1-11111-1-11333-3-33555-5-55-
-1-1-1-11333-3-331-1-1-11333-3-331-1-1-11333-3-331-1-1-11333-3-33555-5-55777-7-77-
-1-1-1-11333-3-331-1-1-11333-3-331-1-1-11333-3-331-1-1-11333-3-33555-5-55777-7-77-
-3-3-3-33333-3-333-3-3-33333-3-333-3-3-33333-3-333-3-3-33333-3-33555-5-55777-7-77-
-3-3-3-33111-1-113-3-3-33111-1-113-3-3-33111-1-113-3-3-33111-1-11333-3-33555-5-55-
-1-1-1-11--------1-1-1-11--------1-1-1-11--------1-1-1-11-------------------------

Chorus Pattern
| - - - | - - - | - - - | - - -
\/\ \ \/\/\ \ \/\/\ \ \/\/\ \ \/
-333-3-33666-6-66555-5-55555-5-55-
-333-3-33888-8-88777-7-77777-7-77-
-333-3-33888-8-88777-7-77777-7-77-
-555-5-55888-8-88777-7-77777-7-77-
-555-5-55666-6-66555-5-55555-5-55-
-333-3-33-------------------------

Chorus Turn
\/\ \ \/\/\ \ \/\/\ \ \/\/\ \ \/\/\ \ \/\/\ \ \/\/\ \ \/
-666-6-66333-3-33111-1-11555-5-55555-5-55555-5-55555-5-55-
-888-8-88555-5-55111-1-11555-5-55555-5-55555-5-55555-5-55-
-888-8-88555-5-55222-2-22666-6-66666-6-66666-6-66666-6-66-
-888-8-88555-5-55333-3-33777-7-77777-7-77777-7-77777-7-77-
-666-6-66333-3-33333-3-33777-7-77777-7-77777-7-77777-7-77-
-----------------111-1-11555-5-55555-5-55555-5-55555-5-55-

In 2125, I was on a mining colony on Mars


Just a quiet backwater facility among the stars
And then one day I was minding my own busines
I was mining my own ore, and there he was

Space asshole, in a truck flying off a ridge


Space asshole, smashing through the bridge
And as he landed out came his hammer, smashed my boss right in the face
Space asshole, planting charges left and right
Space asshole, all he does is annihilate and fight

I didn't sign up for this, I just wanted to get away somewhere remote
Just a place, where I can earn myself, a day's pay without being smote
But every time I think I'm safe, every time I think it's calm, I'm wrong

Space asshole, hammer swinging, buildings falling down


Space asshole, laying waste to this entire town
All the rest are dead, space asshole has prevailed
Only I am left alive to tell the tale of
Space asshole, comes out of nowhere to destroy
Space asshole, wanton carnage is all he can enjoy

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