YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED ME BY MY NAME
Steve Goodman, John Prine | Performed by David Allan Coe
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It was all that I could do to keep from cryin'
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Sometimes it seems so useless to remain
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You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
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You never even call me by my name.
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You don't have to call me Waylon Jennings
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And you don't have to call me Charley Pride.
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And you don't have to call me Merle Haggard, anymore.
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Even though you’re on my fightin' side.
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And (so) I'll hang around as long as you will let me
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And I never minded standin' in the rain.
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You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
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You never even call me by my name.
I've heard my name a few times in your phone book
I've seen it on signs where I've played
But the only time I got, to hear Big Ol’ John Hancotte
Is when Jesus has his final judgment day.
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Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman
wrote that song and he told me it was the
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perfect country & western song.
I wrote him back a letter and told him it was NOT
the perfect country and western song because
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he hadn't said anything about Momma, or trains,
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or trucks, or prison, or gettin' drunk.
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Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song
and he sent it to me and after reading it,
I realized that my friend had written the perfect country & western song.
And I felt obliged to include it in this performance.
The last verse goes like this here:
Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train.
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So I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain. No,
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call me, I wonder why you don't call me
Why don't you ever call me by my name.