Adult Relics :: A free download for Society of Excavators members
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based sex machines and other morality debasing abomi-
nations of old. Clergy and many common folk, therefore,
do whatever they can to block the introduction of such
Free downloadable PDF for the SOE relics into their communities, even while those who can
(Society of Excavators) members area at www.mutantepoch.com afford to buy such curiosities form the dig teams strive
to import them into their midst.
By Otto Toms The following are a mere sampling of what sits in
dust covered warehouses, executive offices, sex shops
and ancient spaces within the ruins of the old ones. A
Game Master can easily devise his or her own, easily
O ne thing most excavators of the post apocalyptic era
of The Mutant Epoch soon learn is that the ancient
ones were dirty.
working them into the campaign to add a twist to the
game. Also see Mature Adventure Hooks, to see how
some of these relics could be incorporated into a game.
While their cities, robots, weapons and culture were
advanced, almost unimaginably so, their diversions, en- Sexbot: The line between what an android is, and this
tertainment and perversion seems to be on an equal par. pinnacle of ancient perversion is a bit of a blur. Basically,
Some say the human empires of old collapsed because a sexbot is a variant of a standard household robot in the
of their depravity and their populations diminished due shape of an exaggerated, extra curvaceous woman. The
to a break down of the family unit and a shocking lack of unit has various panels and portals which are fitted with
naturally born children. It seems to most new era schol- a multitude of orifices or pleasure inducing appendages
ars that pure stocks of old simply didn’t need to con- including tentacles vibrators, dildos, massager, lotion
tend with the challenges of dating, marriage or having emitters, heating pads, gyrating probes, and other gad-
children because their sex toys were so sophisticated. gets and sex toys. It can also project pornographic holo-
Real humans, point out the scholars, didn’t need each graphic movies from its eyes, although the actors in the
other for intimate relationships and simply made more movies are only 30cm tall and the XXX movie discs must
people by way of cloning, bioreplication, and test tube be inserted or downloaded into the unit’s memory.
conceived, surrogate mother born trans-human repro- The robot typically wears a nylon wig in some garish
duction, many old kind didn’t bother to have children of color, and can change it’s skin color, facial features,
their own. makeup and voice according to the likes and dislikes of
It is speculated that even if the great wars between its lover.
men, mutants and machines didn’t occur, that humanity Needless to say, the rich and filthy of the new era will
would have let themselves die out on account of self- pay a great sum for this unit, which is treated identically
ishness, vice, and an over dependence on technologi- to a standard household robot as far as statistics and
cal adult entertainments. Some go so far as to say that power requirements go.
the cataclysm which finally destroyed the old world is the A Mecha controlled, violence enabled sexbot could be a
only thing that saved pure stock humanity for extinction, very dangerous assassin if allowed to get into the private
since in the new era, among the filth, hazards and preda- chambers of a humanoid leader, using its appendages
tors, humanity regrouped into family groups, tribes, and to simultaneously strangle, shock and impale the target
clans, and reproduce as well as they can, sometimes (4+d4 attacks per round, SV 01-40, DMG d6 each). The
having eight or more children per family. Wealthier and appearance trait value of one of these units is 30+2d20.
more powerful humans, however, have slipped back Selling an operational sexbot would fetch an excavator
into their age old habits of hedonism, and from behind 1600+d1000sp.
strong walls and well armed henchmen, they are free
to embrace old world decadence and perversions like
Plastubine 3000: A step up from a sexbot, and usu-
never before.
ally considered an android rather than a robot due to
The recovery of these xxx relics by excavation teams
the perfection of this well sculpted female machine (ap-
has seen a slight resurgence in the use and social com-
pearance score 56+d100). It is basically a heated, extra
plications caused by amatory artifacts. And many people
sensitive plastic robot, with implanted memory cards
cry out against the re-introduction of ancient porn, de-
and emotional and erotic setting dials, as well as well
Adult Relics :: A free download for Society of Excavators members
concealed hatches from which 4 assorted sex toys can 01-10. Hardcore
be deployed, each attached to a heated, pink rubber ten-
11. French maid
tacle. It looks and feels like a real human and has simu-
lated self awareness and auto-direct modes, allowing 12. Ancient Roman
it to surprise its lovers with displays of life-like passion, 13-22. Oral
willfulness, dirty talk, and eager pleading to have its own 23-25. Group
needs met, too. The plastubine has its own synthetic
26,27. Hidden cameras
hair, a permanent skin tone, eye color and voice, but ap-
plies its own makeup, dresses itself, and is able to learn 28,29. Vintage
from and adapt to its environment, companions, as well 30-32. College girls
as predict the moods and yearnings of its primary sexual 33. Nuns
partners. While it appears self aware, and even opinion-
34. With clones
ated and moody at times, these emotional and conver-
sational expressions are all programmed, often from the 35. Kama sutra instructional
performances by dramatic and pornographic movie ac- 36. XXX 3d animation
tresses, and is not otherwise sentient or self aware. For 37. Cheerleaders
statistics, it as a household robot, however having 28
38-40. Teacher’s pet
endurance and 56+d100 APP. It has a hardwired anti-
violence inhibitor which cannot be corrupted by Mecha 41-50. Lesbians
command and control viruses without entirely replacing 51-53. Army
the CPU with that of a different robot or android brain, 54-59. With Androids and Robots
thus removing the unit’s memories, inclinations and
60-64. With engineered porn mutant
model-specific quirks and appeal.
Like the Sexbot, this machine is highly prized by 65-67. Amateur
those with both money and the appetites for extreme 68-72. Babes
carnal experiences, allowing any one to sell one of these 73-76. Fetish
units to fetch 2800+2d1000sp.
77-80. Gay
81,82. Girls with guns
Holographic Porn Consol: This unit is basically a fold
out 1 meter platform which can be placed on a table 83,84. Gothic-punk
or floor, switched on, and a disc inserted or pre-load- 85,86. Sex at the trailer park
ed movies selected. Using a front facing keypad or in- 87,88. Office affair
cluded remote control, the user sits back and watches
89-93. Big breasts
a holographic, 3d, life size pornographic movie unfold
right in front of him. Of course, educational, training or 94,95. Trannies
non-sexually explicit holographic films can be acquired 96,97. Twins
and played from this device, but those are surprising 98. Public nudity
hard to find. A power cell runs this device for 140 hours
99. Bondage
worth of entertainment, and the show is so realistic that
it will fool most humanoids, uneducated humans and 100. Dress up
animals, and could be used to draw the attention of at-
tackers allowing the operators to flee while the hostiles Self Gratification Unit: Designed for military person-
attack the illusionary lovers. This device, which is usually nel, or crews of long haul spacecraft or submersibles,
found with a pre-loaded library of 200+2d100 movies, where carnal relations with crewmates was frowned
will fetch 1900+d1000sp in most towns and trade forts, upon, this masturbation unit is roughly the size of a back
or double that in a large city of 2000 or more people. pack, and can be carried like one in a discreet pull-out liq-
uid proof bag. This device is simple to use; just pull down
Holographic Porn Movie Disc: Played in the holo- one’s pants and drawers, strap it on over one’s waist
graphic porn consol for full size and performance fidel- and lay back in a chair with the included vid-goggles, and
ity, these discs can also be run on regular vid-players as to get off. The business side of this plain looking pack
well as by a sexbot which can project the films on a much exposes a multitude of precision engineered auto plea-
smaller scale from its eyes. Each movie will sell in a large suring manipulators which will act in accordance to the
town or new era city for 50+d100sp. The following ran- pre-set audio video presentation in the unit’s headset,
dom table offers a sample of the subjects, sub-genre or which provides the user with a show which corresponds
kinks of any given film. Roll d100 to every sensation he or she is feeling below the belt.
The pack comes with 550 assorted shows and gratifica-
Adult Relics :: A free download for Society of Excavators members
tion sequences, plus a self cleaning mode. The unit runs tablets are taken, the duration is also double, but the
on one power cell which will provide 90 sexual encoun- pleasure, or pain, triple, while taking three would result
ters, however some sort of lotion as well as at least two in three hours extra feeling and 4x the sensation, etc.
liters of filtered water are necessary for the proper op- For each tablet beyond the first, then, add one hour’s
eration of this valuable relic (sells for 1000+2d1000sp duration and increase the sensation by one degree (So
in a large trade town). 4 tablets: 4 hours and 5x the feelings, 6 tablets: 6 hours
sensation and 7x the feeling, since the feeling is already
Sensation Suit: While not specifically a sexual aide, double with just one tablet already). Each tablet will pro-
this black, plastic body suit can certainly stimulate the vide the user with a full hour of enhanced sensation,
wearer and lead to accidental rapture. Primarily, this suit and sell for 20+d20sp each in a large town.
is worn under clothing, or serves as pajamas. The suit
has printed-on control panel on the left forearm, which Erosodril: This ancient drug, which appears as a pink
gives the wearer about three dozen options for massage, and blue tablet, usually wrapped in foil sealed packs of
with a slider going from very tender caresses all the way 24, are highly valued by the wealthier inhabitants of the
up to full body work, which borders on agony. There is new era. Although made centuries ago, when found in
also a heating control slider, allowing the wearer to use sealed packets in dark, dry places, they are still highly
this suit to keep him or her comfortable in cold climes, effective his and hers sexual pharmaceutical relics. Ba-
or even save the wearer’s life if exposed to sever cold or sically, one dose of erosodril allows a male subject to
immersion in frigid water. The massage feature works by maintain erection much longer, gives both lovers vital-
a series of corded wires and pressure point pads inside ity, increased secretions, enhanced sensations, and in-
the suit itself, which press, squeeze, and grip the body creased self confidence, wakefulness and overall horni-
at various places and in various intervals according to ness. Duration of effect 40 minutes per dose. Sale value
the user’s choice of setting. The unit runs on two mini of one erosodril tablet: 50+d100sp.
power cells and will operate for 10 hours straight before
a recharge is necessary. The sale value for this suit is Eros-doll: These small, robotic dolls appear as gorgeous
1300+d1000sp. adult humans but stand only 10cm tall. They are com-
pletely obsessed with performing sexual entertainment
Auto-erotic implant: Designed for cyborgs, this im- alone or with each other, doing erotic dances for hours
plant is grafted to the subject at about waist level, and on end. They take verbal commands and will do anything
consists of both internal pleasuring nodes as well as a asked of them, except perform violently or do non sexual
pair of fold out, tentacle-like multi-purpose, self gratifica- chores. When not performing they automatically shut
tion manipulators. In some respects, these appendages down in a dormant state. They are made of plastic and
are like expert hands, able to work in conjunction with require a mini-power cell to operate, and require some
neurological stimulus inducers fitted into the cyborg’s water and petroleum or other oil to make their bodies
spine and brain, and when activated by the user, produce perform realistically. They are clearly too small for a hu-
a perfectly coordinated mental show along with sexual man to copulate with, however, they can be instructed
gratification. Users claim it is like a waking dream, where to use their hands and bodies to bring about release in
the cyborg’s lover is with him or her, and able to play humans, for which they were programmed, and can de-
through a series of either random or assigned programs, tect when their master or mistress is sufficiently turned
with the illusionary lover in the program able to continue on by their dance, striptease or erotic performance to at-
the erotic exploits in a series of life-like shows, forming a tempt to pleasure their owner. They can not really speak,
sort of relationship with the user. but can nod or shake their heads, and have a library of
If a sexbot or an artificial intelligence is able to plug all filthy talk and sexual acts in their computerized brain
into or uplink to the cyborg, either physically with a patch which they some times draw upon to come up with the
cable or via communicator, this device can be controlled best response to a master’s questions, or when asked to
by the external controller even from great distances via add audio to their erotic dance performances or sexual
wired or wireless link; however, the implant will never in- deeds. Plus, each eros-doll robot can learn what their
flict harm on the host body regardless of the intentions owner’s favorite performances and perversions are and
of an external director. will automatically repeat them if not requested other-
wise.
StimuTabs: These tiny pink pills heighten the sensa- 88% of all eros-dolls found will be female, other-
tions of the user’s body, making the touch of a lover wise male. An intact eros-doll in good condition will fetch
twice as enjoyable. Unfortunately, these tablets can be 1000+2d1000sp if sold in a large trade town or city.
given to an interrogation subject prior to torture, mak-
ing the ordeal of questioning two times as painful. If two
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