Ailing Auntie Annie Ames ate apple butter in abundance. The big fat cat sat on the rat.

(Repeat 3x) The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. Double bubble gum bubbles double. Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter-that would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter. Billy blows big blue bubbles. Barber baby bubbles and a bumble bee Baby boy blue blows bubbles. Busy buzzing bumble bees. A big black bug bit a big black bear, Made the big black bear bleed blood. Captain Kangaroo's carefully crunching crunchy candy corn. Chris crashes crimson cars quickly. A cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

How much wood Would a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? He'd chuck all the wood That a woodchuck could If a woodchuck could chuck wood. A cheap sheep is cheaper than a cheap ship. The cheeky Chief Chef Chicken chatted to the Second Chef Chicken as he cooked. Chubby Chuck got chubby cheeks. Chipp couldn't chop chocolate chips 'cause Chip chipped his chocolate chip chopper. If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors? Dazzling dinosaurs dance, dance, dance. "Ed's easily excited," excitedly exclaimed Edwina. Eddie eats eight eggs easily every evening. A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue. Funny Frank fell fifty feet. Four fluffy feathers and a fiffer feffer feff Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.

Of all the felt I ever felt, I never felt a piece of felt which felt as fine as that felt felt, when first I felt that felt hat's felt. Fe Fi Fo Fom --Tell me quickly where you're from. Greek grapes. Grandma gathers great green grapes. Gray geese graze in the green, green grass. George and Grace grew glossy grapes and grimy garlic gladly. In Hartford, Hereford and Hampshire, Hurricanes Hardly Hever Happen. (Thanks to Brian from "My Fair Lady.") Harry helped Hailey hold the hot pot. (Repeat 3x.) Inchworms itching. Icabod is itchy; so am I. Jackie's jumping jovially 'round Jakarta. Chubby jugglers juggling oranges jovially. Jumping Jacky jeered a jesting juggler. Did Jumping Jacky jeer a jesting juggler? If Jumping Jacky jeered a jesting juggler, Then where is the jesting juggler that Jumping Jacky jeered? Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. Red lorry, yellow lorry Red lorry, yellow lorry Red lorry, yellow lorry

Note: ("Lorry," for those who don't know, is the British English word for the American English "truck.") Really leery, rarely Larry. Round the rugged rock, the ragged rascal ran. Raleigh, are you already ready? Are you really ready, Raleigh? Raleigh's really ready, Riley. Riley, Raleigh's already ready! Rubber baby buggy bumpers, Rubber baby buggy bumpers, Rubber baby buggy bumpers. Lucy and Lacy love lemon lollipops. Little Lola Lopp licked a lollipop. A real weird rear wheel. (Repeat 3x) Rory, the Romanian rural warrior-ruler rip roared as he rested on his horses' real rear posterior wrongly. Rory and Rupert warriors and Roger the worrier were all really reared wrongly in a rural brewery. Might might make right. Momma made me mash my M & M's. Moose noshing much mush. Nine new noisy, nosy, annoying neighbors Nine nervous Nuns in an Indiana Nunnery. Nine new neckties and a nightshirt and a nose Noisy knobbly kneed gnome Had nine nice nieces Who knocked nine times,

On a nutty knotty knocker. The nine nice nieces were known to be naughty, For eighty one knocks On a nutty knotty knocker Is a noisy niecy nutty knotty knocker knock Naive Nanna Nancy needed no nickname. You know New York. You need New York. You know you need unique New York. Orange jello, lemon jello, Orange jello, lemon jello, Orange jello, lemon jello. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? Poppa, Poppa picked a pot of peas. Pirates' private property Push, pull. Push, pull. Push, pull. Plead Lee's pleas for peas, please! Quaint queens can't quarrel crazily. Queenie is quite quiet, but quickwitted. The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick. She sells sea shells by the sea shore. Seven slippery sea- snakes slithered past the shore. Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers Such skill at sewing shirts Our shy young sister Suzie shows Some soldiers send epistles Say they'd rather sleep in thistles

Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews Sal sang seven silly songs. Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. But if Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore then where are the sea shells Sally sells? Slender skiers slammed into sleek smugglers. Scandalous scouts scaled a scaffold. Students scribbled on scruffy sneakers. Skillful skaters skidded and slammed against a big stone slab. Stodgy students study static structures. Squirmy squirrels swim in slosh. I vigorously sheared the swift smelly silly sheep on the sweet swell sheep swift ship. Sixty six sick chicks are stuck in the stock room full of sixty six sticks. Sailor Sam saw some swallows swooping suddenly. The sailor thought his ship was sinking, such thoughts no sailor should be thinking. One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they all felt smart. (Repeat 3x.) Susie sells sea shells by the sea shore. Moses supposes his toes-es are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously. Moses, he knows-es his toes-es aren't roses, as Moses supposes his toes-es to be. The sixth sheik's sixth sheep is sick.

She sees Shem shake. A cheap sheep is cheaper than a cheap ship. The three trees Not these things here but those things there. King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb. A thousand thistles King Thistle stuck in the thistle of his thumb. If King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb, How many thistles did King Thistle stick in the thistle of his thumb? Ruth and Luther's moose's loosest tooth is uncouth. I can think of six thin things, but I can think of six thick things too. One way to outthink others is to make them think you think you're not really thinking what you're trying to get them to think you think. Whether the weather is cold, Whether the weather is hot, Well weather the weather, whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Three free throws. (Repeat 3x.) Three thieves thank you. (Repeat 3x.) A Tudor who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor, "Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?" Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you! If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot To talk ere the tot could totter, Ought the Hottenton tot Be taught to say aught, or naught, Or what ought to be taught her?

If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot Be taught by her Hottentot tutor, Ought the tutor get hot If the Hottentot tot Hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor? Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs. Tie three tree twigs. Truly rural. Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat. You usually use unique unicorns. Betty loves the velvet vest best. Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently. Vincent the very vivacious vacuuming vampire visited Victor Von Viking the vegetarian veterinarian vacationing in Valentine Valley. Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch? Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, Was he? Whether the weather is warm, Whether the weather is hot, We have to put up with the weather Whether we like it or not. Whether the weather is cold, Whether the weather is hot, Well weather the weather, whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Would that we would work without weariness! If two witches were watching two watches: which witch would watch which watch?

Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedish switched witch watched which Swiss Swatch watch switch? Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better. Wrist watch, wrist watch, wrist watch. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? "Extra, Extra!" Exton exclaimed excitedly. Sixish. Expect exactly, exactly expect excellence. Exemplary example exempts jinxes. Exacting vixen exudes existence. Extreme exercise exacerbates exhaustion. Yellow yo-yos, Yellow yo-yos, Yellow yo-yos. Yellow Jello. Yellow Jello. Yellow Jello. Yellow Jello. Zebras zig and zebras zag. Zac the xenophobic zebra Lived in a Xebec And zealously zapped out zangy zippy xeroxed tunes on his Zippy xylophone and zingy zither. To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life long lock awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.