“We opened The Cocktail Club in 2008 with the intention of
creating a bartender’s paradise. A bar that parties like
the best of them and mixes the world’s greatest drinks to
perfection. A place where you can dance on the bar whilst
singing to ACDC, sipping on the perfect dry martini.”
JJ Goodman, Bartender Patron
Happy Hour
2 FOR £12 ON ALL COCKTAILS
DURING HAPPY HOUR
2-4-1 ALL NIGHT
Sunday through to
Friday we take on a TCC
classic and run it at
2-4-1 all night long
SUNDAY............................... BARTENDER’S CHOICE
MONDAY................................. PORNSTAR MARTINI
TUESDAY................................ ESPRESSO MARTINI
WEDNESDAY...................................................MOJITO
THURSDAY................................................. BRAMBLE
FRIDAY................................................... BABY DOLL
For allergen information, please speak to a member of staff. We unfortunately cannot guarantee the total
absence of allergens in our drinks. An optional 12.5% service charge will be applied to table service.
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LIFE’S PLEASURES.
Epic add-ons for those epic occasions.
Or just for the hell of it.
BIRTHDAYS
Your birthday but like you’ve
never done it before. Book your epic
celebration at The Cocktail Club with
our signature birthday package and
more vibes than your nan’s living room.
Let us make it the best one yet. After
all it’s your FLIPPING BIRTHDAY.
MASTERCLASSES
Polish up your DIY cocktail skills
with our “Kitchen Cocktails”
masterclasses that will get you
impressing at home in no time. In
our 90 minute classes, you’ll get 4
cocktails & some one-on-one time
behind the bar with our master
mixologists.
PRIVATE HIRE
If there’s one thing we know it’s
how to throw a hell of a party. From
celebratory occasions through to
FOR
product launches and client drink HIRE
receptions, we can accommodate your
event. Whether your have 20 or 200
guests, book The Cocktail Club for your
next do.
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MEAL
BEER - SHOT - DAIQUIRI
AKA the “Bartender’s Breakfast”. Available
to hospitality staff only. El Jimador tequila,
Bacardi daiquiri and a Staropramen.
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Need help finding the perfect drink? Here’s your very own
Cocktail Club guide.
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FABULOUS - FAMOUS - AFFORDABLE
Over the last decade the original gangsters of The Cocktail Club have
mastered how to twist and shake our house cocktails to perfection. We
hang our hat on the fact that our classics are amongst the best on the
planet, at a price that promises the best bang for your buck.
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LUXURY - REFINED - SEXY
Our top shelf tipples are a luxurious blend of our favourite premium
spirits, crafted to perfection to create cocktails that are full of
flavour and complexity. Delivering excellence and intricacy, these are
the real deal.
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NAUGHTY - FLAMBOYANT - FUN
Our love of playing with drinks has often landed us in hot water. As
the naughty crew of the bar world, we love nostalgic recipes which
transport us to another time and make us giggle. In short, these
cocktails break the rules whilst putting on a show.
No and Low
NON ALCOHOLIC - CLASSICS - SPIKED
We take our mocktails seriously. If you’re on the wagon or driving
yourself home, we’ve made sure you get the same great experience. Want
something punchy? Ask for a 25ml ‘spike’ of our recommended spirit to
give your cocktail a kick.
OUR FAMILY HAS
EXPANDED
We’ve recently joined the Nightcap
family which means we can open
TCC’s in cities all over the UK.
As we are now part of a publicly
listed company this means you can
join our family too. Scan here to
find out more info on Nightcap.
ICED TEA.
Whe n life gives you lemons, make
(Long Island) iced tea.
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LONG ISLAND ICED TEA
RUM - TROPICAL - PUNCHY
Here comes the hot stepper. We mix up a storm with
Bacardi rum, Eristoff vodka, El Jimador tequila,
Bombay Sapphire gin, Giffard triple sec, lemon
and Pepsi Max.
Bartender’s Choice
BEVERLY HILLS
BUBBLES - VANILLA - CLASSY
Feeling fabulous? Then take it up a notch with
Grand Marnier, Eristoff vodka, Bombay
Sapphire gin, vanilla and Calandrino sparkling
wine. Covered in rose petals obviously.
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BULLFROG
LONG - TART - ENERGISING
Blue Curacao and Red Bull lead the charge
on this absolute beast. Mixed with Bacardi rum,
Eristoff vodka, Bombay Sapphire gin, lemon
and sweetened with a hit of sugar for good measure.
No and Low
SICILIAN ICED TEA
(+£3 Bombay Premier Cru gin)
CHAI - SPICE - FRESH
Iced tea is the order of the day. Lyre’s London
Spirit is mixed with lemon, grapefruit and
tonic, sweetened with sugar, creating a light and
refreshing fizz.
PINEAPPLE.
Don’t be a pr*ck, be a pineapple.
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REGGAE RUM PUNCH
RUM - TROPICAL - PUNCHY
Are you ready for Carnival? Rumbar Overproof
packs the punch, while grenadine syrup
blends perfectly with pineapple, orange, and
lime juice. Accented with bitters, this sure is a
drink to celebrate.
Bartender’s Choice
CRAVAT
DARK RUM - CITRUS - COMPLEX
Our Mai Tai has taken on a French twist, combining
Santa Tereza 1796 rum with Seven Tails brandy
& Grand Marnier, combined with lime and
pineapple juice. Sweetened with orgeat and
topped with bitters - this is a serious Tiki twist.
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PICANTE
(+£2 Pimp my Picante with Patron Silver)
TEQUILA - SPICY - SOUR
From our house to yours. We’ve upgraded this modern
classic with El Jimador tequila, coriander, and
agave syrup. Spiced with Tabasco and lengthened
with lime and pineapple juices.
No andLow
PINA CON-NADA
(+£4 Hoxton Coconut Gin)
COCONUT - CREAMY - TROPICAL
The queen of Caribbean cocktails. Pineapple and
Coco Reàl coconut cream, mixed with lime juice
and an optional spike to give it a kick and of course,
an umbrella.
MINT.
Are you the mint to my mojito?
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MOJITO
RUM - REFRESHING - LONG
This classic contains the perfect blend of Bacardi
Carta Blanca rum, lime, soda and mint. Topped with
a couple dashes of Angostura bitters. Bosh.
Bartender’s Choice
SOUTHSIDE ROYALE
BUBBLES - VANILLA - CLASSY
The magic is in the remix for our legendary
Southside served with a flamed absinthe mist.
Sipsmith gin topped with ice-cold Calandrino
sparkling wine makes this cocktail crisp
and complex.
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BRAMLEY APPLE SMASH
GIN - SWEET - LIGHT
Summer never has to end with our delicious
concoction of Bombay Sapphire gin, Bramley apple
sauce, elderflower, citrus and mint. Truly an
English picnic classic.
No and Low
ALOJITO
(+£4 Ojo De Dios Mezcal)
ALOE VERA - FRESH - LONG
We love the refreshing sweetness of aloe vera.
It mixes immaculately with ginger ale, lime
and mint. Add a shot of mezcal to this tipple
to take it to the next level.
PASSIONFRUIT.
Live your passion, drink your passion.
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PORNSTAR MARTINI
VODKA - VANILLA - SMOOTH
The undisputed queen of the UK cocktail
scene. Eristoff vodka, Passoã, a splash of
apple juice and sharpened with vanilla and
passionfruit puree. And of course, a shot of
Calandrino sparkling wine on the side.
Bartender’s Choice
SGROPPINO PASSIONE
BUBBLES - CRISP - SORBET
A light & crisp Italian dessert cocktail made by
pouring Calandrino sparkling wine over sorbet.
We twisted the hell out of this with Damoiseau
Passionfruit Agricole rum, citrus &
vanilla syrup.
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SOLERO SUNDAE
RUM - CREAMY - TROPICAL
Yes, you read that correctly. Bacardi Coconut rum,
Passoã, mango, passionfruit & cream are combined
to create the ultimate sundae. Topped with whipped
cream, a wafer and fresh passionfruit.
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PASSIONFRUIT MARTINI
(+£5.50 Absolut Vanilla vodka)
PASSIONFRUIT - VANILLA - FUNKY
This non-boozy take on the Pornstar Martini is a
fruity mix of apple, vanilla and lemon, with a dash
of Grenadine to add some extra complexity. You
can’t beat a classic, and this is one of the best.
BERRIES.
Technically one of your five a day.
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BRAMBLE
GIN - SOUR - LIGHT
A legendary British classic cocktail simply made
by churning Bombay Sapphire gin, Creme de Mure
liqueur, sugar and citrus for a perfectly balanced
delicious drink.
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ROXANNE
VODKA - FIZZY - COMPLEX
Put on the red light for our seductive serve. Grey
Goose vodka, Giffard Creme De Framboise,
Martini Ambrato, Funkin Raspberry, sugar,
lemon, vegan foamer and soda. You’re sure to fall
in love at first sight.
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JAM JAR DAIQUIRI
RUM - SWEET - CITRUS
Our strawberry Jam Jar Daiquiri has graced our
menu for over a decade and shows no sign of coming
off any time soon. Bacardi rum, strawberry
liqueur, strawberry jam, cranberry and lime make
the dream come together.
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SHIRLEY TEMPLE
(+£5 Grey Goose Essences
Strawberry & Lemongrass)
GINGER - FIERY - REFRESHING
This classic has flown all the way from the Hollywood
Hills to our temple of iniquity. A delicious blend of
grenadine, ginger ale & citrus. To make it serious,
add a spike of vodka.
COFFEE.
I’m 80% booze and 20% coffee.
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ESPRESSO MARTINI
VODKA - RICH - ENERGISING
This one is sure to “wake you up and fuck you up”.
Eristoff vodka, coffee liqueur, espresso and an
Oreo. Delish.
Bartender’s Choice
TRUFFLETINI
RUM - TONKA - SOPHISTICATED
Our world-beating Espresso Martini twist is a rich
& complex combination of Plantation 5 Star rum,
Coffee liqueur, tonka bean syrup and espresso.
All topped off with a chocolate truffle.
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CHOCTAILS & DREAMS
WHISKEY - CREAMY - CHOCOLATE
Jack Daniel’s, coffee liqueur, Nutella and a
creamed yolk. Topped with whipped cream and a
toasted marshmallow, we flip up a storm.
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CAFÉ ZERO
(+£2.50 Jägermeister Cold Brew)
VANILLA - COCONUT - BITTERS
Want a rush but aren’t keen on the booze?
We got you. Double dose of coffee, a hint of
vanilla syrup, coconut cream and spiced with
chocolate bitters. Add a spike of Jagermeister
Cold Brew to up the ante.
OAK & SMOKE.
I’m gunna make you an offer you
can’t refuse.
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OLD FASHIONED
BOURBON - BOOZY - SMOOTH
Old dogs mixed up with some new tricks. Four Roses
bourbon & demerara sugar blends perfectly with a
mixture of classic and orange Angostura bitters.
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RAISIN D’ETRE
RUM - RAISIN - CHOCOLATE
You’ll certainly discover your reason for living
after a sip of Santa Tereza 1796 rum, Rich Pedro
Ximenez sherry, demerara sugar and chocolate
bitters. Your purpose has been discovered.
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BEEKEEPER
AMARETTO - SMOKE - CITRUS
To bee or not to bee? Laphroaig Islay whiskey
is mixed with Maker’s Mark bourbon, amaretto,
vegan foamer, citrus and honey for this hit of
boozy nectar. Garnished with bee pollen and icing
sugar.
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PENICILLIN
(+£5 Aberfeldy 12 Scotch Whisky)
GINGER - SMOKE - SMOOTH
Three Spirit Nightcap is mixed with Crossip Dandy
Smoke, apple and miracuolous vegan foamer to deliver
signature ginger and smoke flavours. Pimp your Penicillin
with Aberfeldy 12 scotch whisky for the ultimate cure.
SHOOTERS.
A little something to get the party started.
BABY DOLL VODKA - PASSIONFRUIT - VANILLA
BLOW JOB BAILEYS - AMARETTO - CREAM
SQUASHED FROG MIDORI - BAILEYS - GRENADINE
FLATLINER SAMBUCA - TEQUILA - TABASCO
SCREW UP GREEN CHARTREUSE - RUMBAR OVERPROOF
COCK-SUCKING COWBOY BAILEYS - BUTTERSCOTCH
ROULETTE WHEEL
It’s play time. Choose any 6 of our
shooters and play to shoot.
SHARERS.
Threesome anyone?
ZOMBIE
RUM - PUNCH - TROPICAL (Serves 4)
All for rum and rum for all in this Tiki
classic loaded with Bacardi rums,
Rumbar overproof, maraschino cherry
liqueur, pineapple and grapefruit
juices and a dash of absinthe.
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
PROSECCO (Serves 10)
PERRIER JOUET (Serves 10)
DOM PERIGNON (Serves 10)
Your turn to lift the trophy. We fill ours with
a heavy dose of Eristoff vodka, lychee
liqueur, Giffard Cassis, vanilla and lemon.
Top it off with your choice of bubbles.
GRAPES.
When life gets complicated, I wine.
WHITE 175ML 250ML BOTTLE
False Bay Sauvignon Blanc £6.95 £8.95 £26
Costal Vineyards / South Africa
Les Oliviers Chardonnay £7.95 £9.95 £28.50
Gascony / France
Camillona Sauvignon Blanc £8.50 £10.95 £33
Piemonte / Italy
Rag and Bone Riesling NA NA £39
Eden Valley / Australia
RED 175ML 250ML BOTTLE
False Bay Old School Syrah £6.95 £8.95 £26
Costal Vineyards / South Africa
Le Fou Pinot Noir £7.95 £9.95 £28.50
Languedoc / France
Peacock Ridge Wild Ferment Merlot £8.50 £10.95 £33
Stellenbosch / South Africa
Amauta Absoluto Malbec NA NA £34
Cafayete / Argentina
Vega Del Rayo Rioja Reserva NA NA £36
Rioja / Spain
ROSE 175ML 250ML BOTTLE
False Bay Whole Bunch Rose £6.95 £8.95 £26
Costal Vineyards / South Africa
Ancora Pinot Grigio Rose £7.95 £9.95 £28.50
Pavia / Italy
Rimauresq Cru Classe Rose NA NA £46
Cotes de Provence / France
Whispering Angel NA NA £60
Provence / France
All wines available as 125ml upon request.
CHAMPAGNE.
“I only drink Champagne on two occasions
- when I’m in love and when I’m not.”
Coco Chanel
PERRIER-JOUËT GRAND BRUT NV £70
VEUVE CLICQUOT YELLOW LABEL NV £80
MOËT & CHANDON IMPERIAL NV £75
LAURENT-PERRIER CUVÉE ROSÉ NV £110
PERRIER-JOUËT BELLE EPOQUE 2007 £220
KRUG GRANDE CUVÉE NV £280
LOUIS ROEDERER CRISTAL 2007 £370
BEER & CIDER.
Today’s good mood is sponsored by beer.
Staropramen Czech Republic / 330ml / 5% £5.75
Madri Spain / 330ml / 5.6% £6
Corona Mexico / 330ml / 4.5% £6
Chieftain IPA Ireland / 330ml / 5.5% £6.80
Peroni Libera Italy / 330ml / 0.0% £5
Aspall Suffolk Cyder England / 330ml / 5.5% £6.50
Rekorderlig Strawberry & Lime Sweden / 330ml / 4% £7
Rekorderlig Wild Berries Sweden / 330ml / 4% £7
BOTTLE MENU.
VODKA
“Trust me you can dance.” - VODKA
Grey Goose 70cl £180 / 1.5ltr £280
Belvedere 70cl £195 / 1.75ltr £320
Ciroc Red Berry £185
Ciroc Pineapple £190
WHISKY
“I’d rather be a shot of WHISKY than everyone’s cup of tea.”
4 Roses Yellow Label £160
Jameson’s £170
Woodfords Reserve £185
Glenfiddich 12yr £200
RUM
“Time flies when you’re having RUM.”
Bacardi £160
Bacardi Spiced £160
Kraken Black Spiced £180
Plantation 5 Yr £200
GIN
“To GIN or not to GIN, that is the question?”
Beefeater Pink £160
Bombay Sapphire £170
Sipsmith London Dry £185
Hendricks £200
TEQUILA
“I didn’t text you TEQUILA did.”
Tequila Rose £140
Cazcabel Coffee £160
Patron Silver £180
Patron Reposado £220
All bottles are served with selected mixers of your choice |
(excluding energy drinks). An optional 12.5% service charge will
be applied to table service.
MISSIONARY DOWNFALL
Missionary isn’t always boring. Market
Row rum is mixed with Peche de Vigne,
pineapple, lime, honey and fresh mint
for a spicy twist on the classic Mojito.
Garnished with a cherry because why
the hell not.
SPICY DOG
Downtown Mexico would approve of this one.
Ghost Tequila is shaken with Luxardo
Maraschino, agave, lime and Tobasco, topped
with grapefruit soda for a hit of the senses.
Finished with a Tajin rim. Never say never.
TURTLE BAY
The fruity one for the win. Twin Finn
Coconut and Lychee rum is shaken with
Giffard Blue Curaçao, lime, pineapple,
and coconut purée for a creamy taste
of the tropics. Summer is coming, act
natural.
Employee
o f t h e M o n t h
Pocket rocket of TCC Goodge Street and our May
employee of the month, meet Andreea. Her
passion and dedication since
starting with us has been
as good as it gets. She’s
a floor superstar and
brings a smile to
everyone’s face in
everything she does
- plus makes a mean
Pornstar Martini.
Winning combo or what.
Pop down and
say hiya to her
when you’re in
the area, she’ll
be sure to brighten
your day one cocktail
at a time. Yes you
legend.
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