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The document is a transcript of a conversation between bees discussing their jobs and duties in the hive. Many bees are unhappy with their roles and want to try new things, while the older bees want them to accept their predetermined roles. The bees also discuss dangers outside the hive like bears.

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Beeass

The document is a transcript of a conversation between bees discussing their jobs and duties in the hive. Many bees are unhappy with their roles and want to try new things, while the older bees want them to accept their predetermined roles. The bees also discuss dangers outside the hive like bears.

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in 27 million years.

So you'll just work us to death?

We'll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

"What's the difference?"


How can you say that?

One job forever?


That's an insane choice to have to make.

I'm relieved. Now we only have


to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they


never have told us that?

Why would you question anything?


We're bees.

We're the most perfectly


functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things


work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don't know. But you know


what I'm talking about.

Please clear the gate.


Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Oheck it out.

- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!


- Wow.

I've never seen them this close.


They know what it's like
outside the hive.

Yeah, but some don't come back.

- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

- I wonder where they were.


- I don't know.

Their day's not planned.

Outside the hive, flying who knows


where, doing who knows what.

You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen


Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. That's more pollen


than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It's just a status symbol.


Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it


and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.


- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.

It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me


against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat,


and with the other, he was slapping me!

- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today,


wasn't it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We're hitting a sunflower patch


six miles from here tomorrow.

- Six miles, huh?


- Barry!

A puddle jump for us,


but maybe you're not up for it.

- Maybe I am.
- You are not!

We're going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?


Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you're interested in?

- Well, there's a lot of choices.


- But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored


doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just


move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.


It's a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad,


the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field


just isn't right for me.

You were thinking of what,


making balloon animals?

That's a bad job


for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son's not sure


he wants to go into honey!

- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.


- I'm not trying to be funny.

You're not funny! You're going


into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.


I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let's open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.


Shave my antennae.

Shack up with a grasshopper. Get


a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!

I'm so proud.

- We're starting work today!


- Today's the day.

Oome on! All the good jobs


will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,


stirrer, front desk, hair removal...

- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!

One of them's yours! Oongratulations!


Step to the side.

- What'd you get?


- Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Oouple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

- You want to go first?


- No, you go.

Oh, my. What's available?

Restroom attendant's open,


not for the reason you think.

- Any chance of getting the Krelman?


- Sure, you're on.

I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey's always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See?


He's dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up.


Dead from the neck down. That's life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling,
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,

humming, inspector number seven,


lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,

mite wrangler. Barry, what


do you think I should... Barry?
Barry!

All right, we've got the sunflower patch


in quadrant nine...

What happened to you?


Where are you?

- I'm going out.


- Out? Out where?

- Out there.
- Oh, no!

I have to, before I go


to work for the rest of my life.

You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyone's feeling brave,


there's a Korean deli on 83rd

that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

- Look at that.
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.

It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

- Thank you.
- OK.
You got a rain advisory today,

and as you all know,


bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,

hockey sticks, dogs,


birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports


of root beer being poured on us.

Murphy's in a home because of it,


babbling like a cicada!

- That's awful.
- And a reminder for you rookies,

bee law number one,


absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,


buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!

Hello!

You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

- Antennae, check.
- Nectar pack, check.

- Wings, check.
- Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

let's move it out!

Pound those petunias,


you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I'm out!

I can't believe I'm out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

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