SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
1000 DEFENSE PENTAGON
WASHINGTON , DC 20301 - 1000
JANUARY 2021
CLASSIFIED: TOP SECRET - NOT FOR PUBLIC RELEASE
SUBJECT: RUSSIAN RESPONSE TO SENATE DECISION
In the immediate aftermath of this Senate’s actions regarding A Bill to C.A.P.T.C.H.A.
(Create a Procedure to Combat Hacker Attacks), the group of hackers responsible for the 2020
hackings have threatened to expose the classified secrets of the US Government, American
businesses, and the financial and personal information of at least 100 million American citizens.
While the Russian government has denied any culpability for such threats, the threats have been
credibly traced by the Central Intelligence Agency to “Fancy Bear” and “Cozy Bear,” the two
hacking groups under the oversight of the GRU, Russia’s intelligence service. The hackers have
made the following demands in exchange for not exposing the aforementioned information:
1. Nullify the results of the 2020 presidential election, and inaugurate President Trump for a
second term in office;
2. Withdraw all American troops from Central and Eastern Europe, and the Middle East;
3. Remove all sanctions on Russia and Russian officials, and allow American businesses
free rein to conduct business in Russia.
Simultaneously, multiple developments have occurred. The Pentagon has lost contact with
American forces and command structures in Central and Eastern Europe and the Middle East.
USCENTCOM and USEUCOM databases are offline, as is the White House-Kremlin hotline.
Panic has erupted across the nation as Americans grow increasingly frightened of their
personal and financial information, including Social Security numbers and bank routing numbers
being compromised. It is feared that the American people will begin to withdraw their money
from the banks if this threat persists. A depression unprecedented in scale is possible: the Dow
has dropped by 2400.18 points, and the Dollar has fallen 16.2% against the Euro, Yen, Pound
Sterling, and Renminbi. In response to the economic panic, the Federal Reserve has lowered
interest rates into negative territory, and the FDIC is preparing to seize local and regional banks
to protect Americans’ deposits. Riots have broken out in several cities, with supporters of the
President taking to the streets and people raiding groceries and wholesale stores, oftentimes
violently. Governors of all 50 states have mobilized their National Guards.
In response to Russia’s demands, the Department of Defense has urged this Congress to
pass legislation containing either offensive or defensive strategies. Senators will advocate for
one of the two pieces of legislation introduced, keeping in mind the demands Russia has made to
the United States. It is crucial Congress makes a calculated decision to protect the fate of this
nation.
A Bill to J.O.R.D.A.N (Justifiably Oppose Russia’s
Devilish Aggression with Nuance)
BE IT ENACTED BY THE CONGRESS HERE ASSEMBLED THAT:
SECTION 1. A. The United States shall indefinitely push back the Presidential
Inauguration.
B. Sanctions on Russian military officials shall be temporarily lifted.
C. The United States shall call upon an emergency session of NATO.
D. The United States shall take steps towards strengthening our power
grid against cyber-attacks.
E. Should Russia continue to commit aggressive and hostile actions
against the United States, American intelligence shall publicly release the
identities and locations of all known Russian secret assets worldwide.
SECTION 2. A. Steps towards strengthening our power grid include investments in
stronger security systems and consulting with the Department of Energy
to create a plan to make them less vulnerable to cyber-attacks.
SECTION 3. The Department of Defense, Treasury Department, State Department,
and Department of Energy shall be responsible for the implementation of
this legislation.
SECTION 4. This legislation shall go into effect immediately upon passage.
SECTION 5. All laws in conflict with this legislation are hereby declared null and void.
Introduced for Congressional Debate by The Sunvitational Security Force
A Bill to L.E.B.R.O.N (Limit Enemy Belligerence
through Responses Offensive in Nature)
BE IT ENACTED BY THE CONGRESS HERE ASSEMBLED THAT:
SECTION 1. A. The United States shall bolster sanctions on Russia and Russian
officials.
B. The United States Air Force shall conduct patrols and overt operations
off of the Russian coast.
C. The Fifth Fleet shall be mobilized. The Seventh Fleet shall conduct
patrols near Russian waters.
D. The State Department shall recall the U.S. ambassador to Russia.
SECTION 2. A. Sanctions shall include economic sanctions and targeted sanctions
against Russia’s military officials and agencies.
B. Overt operations will be at the jurisdiction of the Department
Defense.
SECTION 3. The Department of Defense, the Treasury Department, and the State
Department shall be in charge of implementation.
SECTION 4. This legislation shall go into effect immediately upon passage.
SECTION 5. All laws in conflict with this legislation are hereby declared null and void.
Introduced for Congressional Debate by the Sunvitational Security Force
