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Seven Lives 2
Fitness 1
By Matthew DePaso
Rumor has it that Nyx, the Tabaxi owner of Seven Lives
Fitness, is the supplier of a dangerous steroid that is driving
users mad with hubris and rage. Investigate the gym and put
an end to his operation!
1) Reception - Tabatha , a surly and flamboyant Tabaxi sits behind a large
wooden desk. Behind her is the gym’s logo “Seven Lives Fitness”. Tabatha
will pull out a large crossbow if players refuse to wear gym attire.
2) Smoothie Bar - A Dryad settles an argument (over how much Peaches can 7
lift) between x2 Ogres. They ineffectually perch on goblin-sixed barstools as
the Dryad plucks fruit from various trees behind the bar to create smoothies.
3) Free Weights - Peaches is a ripped Owlbear. He deadlifts one of many
barbells in front of a floor length wall mirror. x3 Goblins fawn over him.
Despite the praise, Peaches becomes enraged when one goblin blocks his
view of the mirror and brutally smashes them with the barbell. Peaches is a
difficult combat encounter, but players can get by if they appeal to his ego. 3 4
4) Cardio Class - The room is divided in half by a large metal gate
7) River - A large narrow pool is fed by a waterfall from the far
rigged up to chains. On the nearest side to the door are six massive
end of the room. x3 Merfolk and x2 Goblins swim laps.
“hamster wheels” occupied by x2 slow Half-Ogres and x3 easy
Their belongings (assorted shells, short sword and sling) are
distracted Goblins running for their lives. One, panting, says “I
staked out on deck chairs. Upon investigation, the water is
wish I’d taken boxing instead. On the other side of the gate is a
noticeably warmer near the waterfall. The Sauna door is locked
Weretiger instructor outpacing them on her own wheel.
from the inside. The players can break the door down or
Investigation reveals the devices are in tug of war over the gate
attempt the difficult swim up river to enter the sauna from the
until and hourglass empties and the class ends. Without intervention
hot spring.
the class will lose to the Weretiger.
8) Sauna - A bright stone mounted on the wall provides low light
5) Locker Room - A wafting, yet somehow pungent scent of Gruyere
in the mist filled steam room. It’s difficult to tell who is who.
curls from under the door. Inside are long wooden benches and
Near the door is an Ettin, one head fast asleep. In the back is
earthen cubby holes (assorted coins, loincloths, x2 daggers). The
Nyx , the ruthless Tabaxi who owns the gym. He wears an
room is littered with unwashed piles of towels and clothes. Players
eyepatch and makes Peaches look like he only does Cardio.
must make regular tests to avoid becoming sickened. X6 Grey
Before combat begins Nyx will attempt to bribe the players off
Ooze, dormant, cling to the ceiling and hide under piles of clothes.
with money. If Nyx feels threatened he will destroy the bright
They awake if players rush, loot or become ill. A huge locker
stone and attempt to slip out via the hot spring. He will regroup
includes a Boxing champion belt.
with any remaining staff at the Free Weights.
6) Boxing Ring - A cavernous room with a boxing ring in the center,
Afterward - If the players kill Nyx, on their way out a Tabaxi will
surrounded by cheering fans. A monstrous Gnoll lands a K.O.
replace the company logo with an update of “Six Lives Fitness”.
hook on a Bugbear. And a Tabaxi Referee counts him out. The
Bugbear is dragged from the ring by x3 Struggling Goblins. The
Gnoll invites the party to put forth someone for a proper 1 on 1
match. Other players can intervene during the 1 on 1 if they distract
the referee. If the party declines (or the ref catches them), the
ring’s audience x6 Goblins will jump them. The Gnoll will go to
their locker room. Else it’s a no holes barred 1 on 1.
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