Group Scenes For Young Actors - Beat by Beat (Feb 2020)
Group Scenes For Young Actors - Beat by Beat (Feb 2020)
GROUP SCENES
for
YOUNG ACTORS
Jessica Penzias
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NOTE:
All roles are gender-neutral, unless indicated
otherwise in the stage directions preceding the scene.
(JAY lays on the ground looking up at the sky happily. DYLAN enters.)
JAY: Daydreaming.
JAY: I haven’t been paying attention to the time, but yeah, I think I’ve been up here a while.
DYLAN: Well then aren’t you lonely? Sitting there all by yourself?
JAY: I’m not alone. I’m with my friend, Porky the porcupine.
LITTLE JAY: Hi. I’m six-year-old Jay. I lost my sweater at the zoo. Can you help me find it?
LITTLE JAY: I don’t know how. That’s what I’m trying to figure out.
(LITTLE JAY and PORKY wander away, looking for the sweater.)
BIG JAY: I am future Jay, and I have just discovered the cure for the common cold!(BIG JAY
sneezes) *Ah choo!* I think it needs some more work. Back to my laboratory on Mars!
(BIG JAY gets to work in their lab, experimenting with different medicines.)
PORKY: Do you want a towel? I weave them out of porcupine quills. Careful. They’re sharp.
DYLAN: This doesn’t make any sense! Porcupines don’t talk and they don’t weave!
BIG JAY: Not yet, but in the year 2060 they will. Hey, Little Jay, I found your sweater!
PORKY: Hi lions!
JAY: Oh, don’t worry. They’re friendly. Anyway, what did you ask me? Oh right! Am I bored?
Um, not really. Why? Are you?
- END SCENE -
(LAB, MUTT, CORGI, and BEAGLE play together at the dog park.)
(LAB picks up a stick and runs around. The other dogs happily chase LAB.)
LAB: Mine! Hooray! Hooray! Best day ever! Yes yes yes yes!
(CAT enters.)
(MUTT, BEAGLE, and CORGI crowd around CAT. A little ways away, LAB plays
with the stick.)
CAT: Hm. I’m not sure. Never really thought about it. Who are you!?
CAT: I am?
MUTT: We’re playing with sticks, and chasing balls and birds and stuff.
CORGI: Yeah. You’re a cat. You like chasing yarn and being sort of superior and aloof.
CAT: Yuck. I don’t like that any of that. I like squirrels and treats.
LAB: This doesn’t make any sense. Why do you like dog stuff?
BEAGLE: Me either.
CORGI: Well, hmm. I mean I guess you can like whatever you want.
LAB: Stick!!!
CAT: My stick!
(CAT runs away with the stick. The DOGS chase CAT.)
BEAGLE: Doggo, come back here with that stick! I mean, catto! I mean - Oh who cares?!
CAT: Mine! Hooray! Hooray! Best day ever! Yes yes yes yes!
- END SCENE -
(Three siblings – WYATT, TOBIN, and PARKER – sit on the couch watching tv.)
WYATT: I dunno. Something better than this. I don’t know how anybody could watch this.
(WYATT takes the remote, sighs, and turns off the tv.)
TOBIN: Huh?
WYATT: Other siblings fight. We never fight. Do you think there’s something wrong with us?
WYATT: But we can’t always be in harmony. It doesn’t make any sense! We have to voice our
opinions. We have to have conflict!
WYATT: No! I don’t want a snack! I want to argue! Don’t you two ever disagree with anything I
say?
PARKER: Though, I’m not sure I agree with you right now.
PARKER: Well, okay. Um… hm… how do I begin? First of all, I understand where you’re coming
from. You want to improve our relationships and make sure we’re being authentic.
PARKER: Sorry.
TOBIN: Sorry.
WYATT: Ugh!
PARKER: I, um, I really like this show, and now we’re missing it, all because you want to invent
a fight. Well, I don’t want to fight! I want to watch!
PARKER: I’ve been looking forward to this episode all week! This is the season finale! And, all of
a sudden, you want to turn off the tv!? Are you out of your mind!? I refuse to miss this just
because… because… because… YOU ARE MOODY!
(TOBIN gasps!)
WYATT: I can’t believe you just said that. (Pause.) That. Was. INCREDIBLE! Some of the best
fighting I’ve ever seen. You got so into it!
WYATT: Sorry I made us turn off the tv. I actually hit pause, ‘cause I knew you wouldn’t want to
miss anything.
PARKER: You are so tech savvy! (WYATT turns on the tv again.) If you ever want to fight again,
just let me know.
- END SCENE -
(Note: In this version, ASH is played by a girl. See version #2 if ASH is played by a
boy.)
(MORGAN and KENDALL study together in the library, while LONDON sits nearby.
They scribble silently for a while, then MORGAN speaks in a hushed whisper.)
LONDON: Sh!
MORGAN: Sorry.
(They go back to working. After a moment, KENDALL drums their fingers on the
desk.)
LONDON: Sh!
(KENDALL stops drumming their fingers. They continue working in silence. After a
moment, LONDON sneezes quietly.)
LONDON: Achoo!
LONDON: Sh!
KENDALL: Seriously?
(They go back to working in silence. ASH enters loudly and speaks to KENDALL and
MORGAN.)
ASH: But, I have news! (LONDON shoots ASH a scathing look.) Yikes. Okay. Fine. I won’t talk.
(For the rest of the scene, ASH, MORGAN, and KENDALL gesture silently to one
another like charades. All of the bracketed text is unspoken.)
(They look at LONDON who, indeed, appears oblivious, consumed in their work.)
ASH: [I got the lead in the school play! I’m going to be Belle!]
KENDALL: [What!?]
MORGAN: [Huh?!]
ASH: [I’m going to be Belle in Beauty and The Beast. Beauty. Beast. Beauty. Beast. I’m Beauty!]
ASH: [I’m going to sing and dance and be the star of the show! I’ll read all the books and fall in
love with the Beast and save the day!]
ASH: [No!]
LONDON: Isn’t it obvious!? (MORGAN and KENDALL shake their heads. LONDON speaks
loudly and clearly while mimicking the movements Ash just displayed.) She’s going to be the
lead in the school play! She’s going to be Belle in Beauty and the Beast! Beauty. Beast.
Beauty. Beast. She’s Beauty. She’s going to sing and dance and be the star of the show! She’ll
read books and fall in love with the Beast and save the day!
- END SCENE -
(Note: In this version, ASH is played by a boy. See version #1 if ASH is played by a
girl.)
(MORGAN and KENDALL study together in the library, while LONDON sits nearby.
They scribble silently for a while, then MORGAN speaks in a hushed whisper.)
LONDON: Sh!
MORGAN: Sorry.
(They go back to working silently. After a moment, KENDALL drums their fingers
on the desk.)
LONDON: Sh!
(KENDALL stops drumming their fingers. They continue working in silence. After a
moment, LONDON sneezes quietly.)
LONDON: Achoo!
LONDON: Sh!
KENDALL: Seriously?
(They go back to working in silence. ASH enters loudly and speaks to KENDALL and
MORGAN.)
ASH: But, I have news! (LONDON shoots ASH a scathing look.) Yikes. Okay. Fine. I won’t talk.
(For the rest of the scene, ASH, MORGAN, and KENDALL gesture silently to one
another like charades. All of the bracketed text is unspoken.)
(They look at LONDON who, indeed, appears oblivious, consumed in their work.)
ASH: [I got the lead in the school play! I’m going to be the Beast!]
KENDALL: [What!?]
MORGAN: [Huh?!]
ASH: [I’m going to be the Beast in Beauty and The Beast. Beauty. Beast. Beauty. Beast. I’m the
Beast!]
ASH: [I’m going to sing and dance and be the star of the show! I’ll be really scary then fall in love
with Belle and become a prince!]
ASH: [No!]
LONDON: Isn’t it obvious!? (MORGAN and KENDALL shake their heads. LONDON speaks
loudly and clearly while mimicking the movements Ash just displayed.) He’s going to be the
lead in the school play! He’s going to be the Beast in Beauty and the Beast! Beauty. Beast.
Beauty. Beast. He’s the Beast. He’s going to be really scary, then fall in love with Belle and
become a prince!
- END SCENE -
TYLER: Goodnight! (TYLER turns off the light.) Just close your eyes and go to sleep. You got
this.
(ANXIETY enters)
ANXIETY: But did you do a good job? Do you think it’s perfect? It should be perfect, right?
What if it’s not perfect?
(REGRET enters.)
REGRET: Why did you tell the teacher you were afraid of flying today? That was a pretty weird
thing to say. I think she rolled her eyes when you said it.
(FEAR enters.)
FEAR: Airplanes are terrifying! You should be afraid of flying! It’s not natural for humans to fly!
(CRITICISM enters.)
TYLER: Sorry. I -
ANXIETY: Uh oh. You’re not sleeping. You should be sleeping. It’s getting really late.
REGRET: You didn’t sleep last night either. You should have gone to bed earlier.
CRITICISM: Just close your eyes and go to sleep like a normal person!
FEAR: We can’t just go away. We’re your thoughts! We’re always here.
CRITICISM: Well, how are you gonna get a break when you can’t tame your own mind!? Loser.
(Silence.)
TYLER: I hear you. But I don’t have to believe you. And I don’t have to answer to you all the
time.
TYLER: Well, I imagine you’ll stick around, but I’m just gonna breathe and rest for a while.
CRITICISM: But you’re not good at that! You’re so bad at falling asleep!
CRITICISM: Don’t you agree? Shouldn’t you worry about it? Or don’t you, at least, wanna
argue?
FEAR: I suppose I could use a nap. But I’ll be back and I have lots to say!
(TYLER yawns.)
ANXIETY: Goodnight.
- END SCENE -
(JAMES, LOTUS, EDEN, and KELLY are students in a yoga class. They sit cross-
legged at the front of their mats. Their teacher, DEVON stands before them.)
DEVON: Namaste, everyone. I’m Devon. I’ll be your instructor today. I’m excited to guide you
through your practice. Yoga is all about bringing yourself into the present moment. We’re
going to be free and relaxed today.
LOTUS: Namaste.
DEVON: Let’s begin on our hands and knees. (Everyone moves onto their hands and knees.)
Now, I’m going to call out positions and you’ll inhabit them fully. We’ll start in downward
dog. (Everyone moves into downward dog, with their hands and feet planted on the ground
and their hips high.) Very good. Octopus.
DEVON: Just try to connect with your breath and don’t censor yourself.
(The other students just sit on their mats and watch EDEN.)
DEVON: Pumpkin.
(DEVON shrugs.)
(Once again, EDEN embraces the prompt and becomes a pumpkin, curling up in a
ball.)
EDEN: I don’t.
(EDEN moves into different poses as Devon calls them out. The other students are
frustrated.)
DEVON: Tomato.
JAMES: Okay... I’ll give it a shot… (JAMES joins in, embodying a tomato.) Hey, this is actually
pretty fun. Try it!
(LOTUS and EDEN shrug and join in, becoming tomatoes alongside JAMES and
EDEN.)
DEVON: Very nice. (As Devon calls out more poses, the students get more and more into it,
each inventing their own versions of the postures.) Otter.
DEVON: Book.
DEVON: Poetry.
EDEN: Nice!
DEVON: Happiness.
Love.
Peace.
Inhale.
Exhale.(Everyone takes a deep breath together and smiles contentedly.) Beautiful work
everyone.
- END SCENE -
(FINLEY, JESS, JULES, YAEL, and SALEM sit around a kitchen table eating dinner
together.)
FINLEY: This!
YAEL: Dinner?
FINLEY: Why should we have to sit in the kitchen all alone, eating mac and cheese, while they
sit in the dining room, eating fancy food? It’s not fair! They just want to keep us out so they
can complain about us.
FINLEY: Of course they are! Mom and Dad have nothing else to talk about!
YAEL: Well, even if your parents complain about you, our parents would never criticize us!
SALEM: Yeah! Our parents think we’re perfect. And Jules’ parents wouldn’t complain either.
Right, Jules?
FINLEY: We should all be nervous! They could be plotting to ground us for eternity or send us
off to boarding school!
JESS: People don’t just sit around whining about kids all the time.
FINLEY: If we push our ears against the door, we can hear what they’re saying.
(FINLEY and JULES get up from the table and head towards the exit. JESS calls out
after them.)
JESS: Maybe boarding school isn’t such a bad idea… for some people.
YAEL: Seriously.
FINLEY: We were going to, but then I grew suspicious of the kids table!
FINLEY: I’m always right! I have never been wrong about this sort of thing.
JESS: Never?
FINLEY: Never.
(They are all silent for a moment and then YAEL panics.)
- END SCENE -
(JACKIE and KEATON sit in the school foyer. They huddle over their notebooks and
work together. PARIS sits alone nearby.)
PARIS: *Sigh*
PARIS: Who me? Oh, I’m fine. (PARIS sighs again, more loudly) *SIGH*
PARIS: Well, since you asked twice, I suppose I can reveal - It’s just - well - I - I’ve lost my spark.
PARIS: My creative spark, yes. You see, I used to be an artist, a divine artist. Actually, I was a
savant. Every breath I took was a symphony, every step a ballet. I used to sneeze and a poem
would come out. But now… nothing.
PARIS: I try to string a sentence together and all that’s left is silence.
PARIS: It’s like my soul was sucked out from my body, and now, I am naught but a hollow shell.
KEATON: Well, we’re sorry to hear that, but we have a scene to write. So, if you don’t mind -
JACKIE: We are.
PARIS: Of course you have an idea! You’re full of ideas! And I have none! (KEATON and JACKIE
come to an agreement, and JACKIE starts writing again.) What’s that? You’re writing? Ah
yes, don’t let me hinder your process. Just go on ignoring me. Ignore me as if I were nothing
but thin air. Ignore me, as if I were a little speck of invisible dust, as if I - (PARIS looks at
their notebook.) Wait a minute! - you’re writing down everything I say.
JACKIE: We are.
PARIS: I am a… a muse?
PARIS: Why, look at that! I’m a playwright. I’m brilliant! My spark! It’s alive!
JACKIE: Congrats.
PARIS: Wow. I can’t wait to see what I do next! I’d better go spread my gift! Farewell, friends!
Farewell! How marvelous!
(JACKIE shrugs.)
- END SCENE -
(SAMMI, TERRY, and MEL are camping. SAMMI pitches a tent, while TERRY and
MEL sit on the ground, looking up at the sky. Throughout the scene, SAMMI works
tirelessly, while TERRY and MEL recline lazily. SAMMI is constantly in motion,
setting up the campsite and making sure everything runs smoothly.)
TERRY: Ah, the great outdoors. Don’t you love the smell of fresh air?
MEL: This is what it’s all about: Truly being one with nature. Getting our hands dirty. Doing the
hard work to survive.
MEL: Yeah.
(MEL and TERRY resume their conversation without getting up to help. SAMMI
continues pitching the tent alone.)
TERRY: It feels so good to dedicate the time to disconnect and really test yourself.
MEL: Right? I mean, how great is it to actually build your own shelter?
(SAMMI starts building a fire. MEL and TERRY stretch out and watch.)
MEL: And making fire from nothing but a little wood and flint?
TERRY: Challenging.
(SAMMI blows at the base of the fire as it ignites. TERRY and MEL observe from a
safe distance.)
SAMMI: It’s lit! We have fire! I’ll grab some more wood!
(SAMMI runs around collecting wood. MEL and TERRY watch the fire.)
TERRY: People are so obsessed with their fancy heat, and air conditioning, and refrigerators.
SAMMI: Here you go! More logs! (SAMMI drops more logs on the fire, then pulls some trail
mix out of their pocket.) Trail mix, anyone?
TERRY: Yum!
SAMMI: It’s getting late. Wanna go down to the lake to catch some fish before the sun sets?
TERRY: Oh, that’s okay. I can stay here and watch the fire.
MEL: Totally.
- END SCENE -
(Two siblings, COURTNEY and TRACI, sit in the waiting room at the dentist’s office.
TRACI looks petrified. COURTNEY comforts TRACI.)
TRACI: I don’t floss. They told me to floss. And I told Mom I floss. But I don’t floss. I really
should floss.
COURTNEY: It’s okay, Dr. Needleman is super nice. You don’t need to be nervous.
(ADRIAN enters. ADRIAN has gauze in their mouth and is unable to speak properly.
All of their text is unspoken. They communicate with muffled speech and large
gestures, like charades. COURTNEY greets ADRIAN.)
COURTNEY: Hi.
ADRIAN: [They just pulled some baby teeth. I got some novocaine. It didn’t hurt at all.]
COURTNEY: She doesn’t look upset. You’re not upset are you?
COURTNEY: Hey, hey. Calm down. Mom’s putting money in the meter. (COURTNEY turns to
ADRIAN.) They’re nice, right?
COURTNEY: Hey. Hey. It’s okay. Listen, I used to be scared of the dentist too.
TRACI: Really?
(COURTNEY nods.)
COURTNEY: I used to feel sort of trapped. I’d cry, and then I was so embarrassed, I’d try to
force myself to stop, which only made it worse. But this one time, I had a really nice hygienist.
She said that I was in charge. She said we could stop whenever I said so and I could cry if I
needed to, and then suddenly… I didn’t need to anymore.
TRACI: Wow.
COURTNEY: It’s okay to feel a little anxious. You can even tell them you’re scared. And if you
want them to stop, just tell them you need a break.
COURTNEY: Totally. Look, you don’t have to go in if you don’t want to, but I promise you, they
just want to help you.
ADRIAN: [I used to be scared of dogs, but now I love them! I like little ones, and big ones, and
fluffy ones, and not so fluffy ones.]
COURTNEY: Huh?
COURTNEY: I can sit with you until Mom gets back if you want.
TRACI: That’d be nice. Thanks, Courtney. (TRACI turns to ADRIAN.) And thank you too. I feel
much better now. Good luck with your mouth.
ADRIAN: [Thanks! I’m gonna go home and eat a lot of ice cream and watch movies with my dog,
Patsy! I really really love dogs!]
ADRIAN: [Right!?]
(TRACI waves goodbye to ADRIAN and heads back towards the dentist’s office.
COURTNEY follows.)
- END SCENE -
(JAMIE and LANE are on the sidelines at their baseball game. They’re both waiting
for their chance to step up to the plate. LANE practices their swing. JAMIE watches
the game happily. Their teammate REESE enters.)
REESE: Thanks! Did you see how fast the ball was moving?
LANE: Then why are you high-fiving? Striking out isn’t the goal. You know that right?
(JAMIE steps to the mound. We witness JAMIE’s at bat, while REESE and LANE
watch.)
REESE: Wow. The ball was moving so fast, it’s hard to see!
REESE: Sure was! You got this, Jamie! Strike out with style!
(Distracted, JAMIE looks over at LANE and REESE. In doing so, JAMIE steps onto
the plate.)
JAMIE: Ooof!
LANE: Oh no!
(JAMIE and REESE wave happily at Rosen off-stage and flash her thumbs up.)
JAMIE: Are you kidding!? First base, here I come! I can’t wait to tell my grandkids!
- END SCENE -
(Three siblings in their bedroom. MURPHY and LANDRY look out the window,
while DANI sits on a bed and reads.)
MURPHY: I think it’s getting heavier. What does the school website say? Anything?
LANDRY: Nothing yet. (LANDRY looks out the window again.) I believe in you, little
snowflakes! You can do it!
LANDRY: How can you read when there may be a snow day!?
MURPHY: You’re right... We can’t just stand here. We have to do some sort of snow day ritual.
MURPHY: I did a snow day ceremony last year before that big storm, and school was canceled
for two full days!
LANDRY: Yes!
(They jump.)
MURPHY: Now we clap and chant: “More snow! Less school! More snow! Less school!”
(They clap their hands and chant, getting louder as they go. DANI covers his/her
ears.)
(DANI scoffs.)
LANDRY: I need to have a day off to go sledding, and drink hot chocolate, and cuddle up under
the covers, and be all COZY! Please please please! (LANDRY falls to their knees.) PLEASE!!!
DANI: Okay. Okay. Fine. I’ll do it. Then I can read in peace.
(They all jump six times. DANI starts out reluctantly, but then picks up steam.)
(They clap their hands and chant, getting more and more excited as they go.)
ALL: “More snow! Less school! More snow! Less school! More snow! Less school! Woo!”
MURPHY: I thought for sure that one would work. I guess you were right, Dani.
LANDRY: Sorry for interrupting your reading. We won’t bother you anymore.
(LANDRY and MURPHY hang their heads and walk towards the exit.)
DANI: Wait!
MURPHY: What?
MURPHY: Ready?
- END SCENE -
(BRETT, DYLAN, and CAMERON stand at the top of a small ski slope.)
BRETT: This is just the bunny slope, okay? Nothing to worry about.
BRETT: Now, just like we discussed: move your skis into the shape of a pizza. (CAMERON and
DYLAN move their skis into a pizza shape.) Good! We’ll glide down the slope at an angle, and
that pizza shape will help us go nice and slow.
BRETT: They aren’t beginners. We’ll work our way up to french fry.
CAMERON: I’m good with slow. The slower the better. In fact, maybe I’ll just stay up here for a
while.
BRETT: C’mon, you’re doing great. We’re all gonna work our way down together. Ready? Nice
and slow.
CAMERON: Okay...
(They all start skiing down the mountain slowly and methodically. CAMERON is
terrified. DYLAN seems bored.)
ALL: Pizza.
Pizza.
Pizza.
Pizza.
ALL: Pizza.
Pizza.
CAMERON: Careful!
(BRETT zooms off after DYLAN, leaving CAMERON alone on stage, frozen in place.)
CAMERON: Umm…. hello? Anyone? (CAMERON takes a deep breath.) You got this. You can do
it. (CAMERON skis down the mountain, gaining confidence and speed over time.)
Pizza.
Pizza.
Pizza!
Pizza!!
Pizza!!!
PIZZA!!!
(CAMERON arrives at the bottom of the mountain.)
Woo! I made it.
Anyone else really craving a slice of pizza?
- END SCENE -
(Five pigeons in a park. They bob their heads back and forth as pigeons do and
prance through the park, flapping their wings.)
BUDDY: Why thank you. I bathed in puddle water just this morning.
ORVILLE: Ah?
ALL: Wow.
BUDDY: And you’re looking particularly regal today, Orville. Is that… sewage I smell?
ORVILLE: Good nose, lad! The finest sewage from the New York subway system. I used it for my
talon pedicure this morning.
TANGO: Marvelous!
PEPPER: The subway is a delightful spa. I visited once and exfoliated my beak with the steam
coming up from the platform.
(All of the pigeons scuttle away in fear. They watch the humans from afar.)
TANGO: Awkward.
KIWI: So lanky.
PEPPER: And they take up the entire street, as if they don’t care that we’re here!
- END SCENE -
(SAM and SYDNEY stomp into the school parking lot and come face to face with
MAX and MARTI. They all look menacing and deeply serious, like they’re about to
fight.)
(MAX and MARTI face off against SAM and SYDNEY. After a tense silence, SAM
begins.)
SAM: Ha.
MAX: HA.
SYDNEY: HA HA.
MARTI: HA HA HA!
(As they laugh, their gestures get more and more inventive, wild, and energetic.)
SYDNEY: Ho ho ha ha HA!
MARTI: Muahahahaha!
(The four competitors devolve into a fit of laughter. They roll around on the floor
giggling and laughing hysterically.)
(Eventually, their laughter subsides and they stand up and face one another. Once
all of the giggles are gone, they become remarkably serious once more.)
MAX: Truce?
SAM: Truce.
- END SCENE -
(RUDY, SAM, and MASON stand in the doorway of their neighbor’s house. They
face downstage and look out at the audience, addressing their off-stage neighbor
who we don’t see. )
RUDY: We know you have a lot on your plate. Life can be chaotic, stressful, and downright ugly.
(Their off-stage neighbor grows impatient and tries to shoo them away.)
(Their off-stage neighbor grows interested and lists some chores she needs help
with. First, she mentions mowing the lawn.)
SAM: Well no, we don’t have a lawn mower, so we don’t really do that…
MASON: Washing the car? Oh. Well, that seems like a big responsibility…
RUDY: Dishes? Ooo I have delicate hands so… no, not that either.
(Their off-stage neighbor gets frustrated and asks them what exactly they WOULD
help with.)
MASON: Me either.
RUDY: Oh! If you have any leftover food you want eaten, we could do that.
MASON: We could watch some shows to make sure your premium channels are working!
(The neighbor closes the door. MASON, SAM, and RUDY turn to one another.)
RUDY: Let’s go next door. Maybe they need help trying out those new bikes they got for
Christmas.
RUDY: Of course.
- END SCENE -
(ALEX, CRIS, and DYLAN are in the nurse’s office. The nurse just left the room.)
ALEX: Of course you don’t have to answer it, but how else are we gonna pass the time in here?
These books are seriously old. I’ve already read this one like twelve times.
ALEX: Oh yeah.
DYLAN: Means she’s scared of getting sick. Whatever you do, don’t tell her any of your
symptoms or she’ll think she has them too. I have asthma, so I’m here every so often, and I
always see...
ALEX: Well, during second period, Molly Markowitz told me about her rash, and I just started
itching all over. It was unbearable, like my skin was crawling with little insects! I was about to
give my final presentation in Mr. Collin’s class, but he sent me to the nurse instead.
DYLAN: I was gonna give my presentation during first period, but then my symptoms acted up!
CRIS: I was supposed to be in his class third period! But then I got a stomachache...
(BLAKE enters.)
DYLAN: There’s a bed over there. The nurse will be back soon.
BLAKE: Thanks!
BLAKE: Me? Oh well… I have a lot of things... a lot. Let me see here… I have, um, planter warts
and wobbly ankles, I got shin splints, and I think I need a knee replacement. (ALEX mimics
all of the symptoms as BLAKE lists them.) My hamstrings are really tight, and my hips…
don’t even ask. I think my kidneys are failing and my liver’s a mess. My lungs aren’t working
right, and my heart’s beating super fast. I have digestive issues. My arms are wonky and my
hands are jittery. My armpits smell really bad. My neck is stiff. My head is all stuffed up.
CRIS (to BLAKE): That’s terrible. How long has this been going on?
BLAKE: Well, I was feeling fine this morning, but then, I was walking over to -
(BLAKE nods.)
ALEX: Me too.
BLAKE: Really?
- END SCENE -
(Note: pronouns can be changed depending on whether SPENCER and VAL are
played by a boy or girl).
(SPENCER, TATUM, and VAL sit in a row in class. SPENCER writes a note and
passes it to TATUM, whispering.)
SPENCER: Please?
TATUM: Fine.
VAL: No thanks.
TATUM: Okay...(TATUM turns to SPENCER.) Here. Take it back. Val doesn’t want it.
SPENCER: I can’t stand it when people are mad at me. I need to know what’s going on or I’m
gonna lose it!
TATUM: Ugh. Fine. (TATUM turns to VAL.) This is from Spencer. He doesn’t know why you’re
mad.
VAL: Fine.
(VAL takes the note, looks directly at SPENCER, crumples the note in a ball and
throws it on the ground. SPENCER is horrified. TATUM is exasperated. SPENCER
takes out another piece of paper and starts scribbling ferociously.)
TATUM (to SPENCER): Don’t even think about passing that to me.
SPENCER: You tell Val - you say - ugh - tell Val, now I’m not talking to her!
TATUM: Great. How about we all just stop talking since we’re in the middle of a lesson and we
have a test tomorrow?
VAL: Good.
(Silence falls.)
TATUM: Finally.
(SPENCER and VAL break out into fast, aggressive whispers again.)
SPENCER: Yes.
SPENCER: I sent it last month! My note was asking you why you didn’t RSVP!
VAL: Really?
SPENCER: Really.
SPENCER: Great. I’ll be sure to get a vanilla cake since that’s your favorite.
VAL: Great.
(Beat.)
SPENCER: Um.
- END SCENE -
(Two siblings – CAMERON and MORGAN – press their ears up to a heating vent,
listening to their parents argue downstairs. Their third sibling, SKYLER, enters.)
SKYLER: Again? (MORGAN nods. SKYLER joins their siblings at the vent. They all listen
intently.) What’re they saying?
MORGAN: Dad’s using his super stern low voice and Mom keeps yelling.
SYKLER: Mom never yells. Or I guess, she never used to yell. Now she yells.
MORGAN: She said everything was fine and I shouldn’t worry about it.
CAMERON: Dad.
CAMERON: Wait. Don’t listen any more. Just - just come back.
CAMERON: I know.
MORGAN: He left.
CAMERON: I know. Come here. (CAMERON hugs their siblings.) Let’s just stay right here for a
minute.
(They hug.)
- END SCENE -
(Three siblings – JAN, HUDSON, and BAILEY – stand in front of their family at
their grandmother’s 80th birthday party. They face the audience downstage,
speaking to their off-stage family who we don’t see. They raise their glasses.)
(The off-stage family doesn’t react well to this, except for Nana who laughs
uproariously.)
JAN: That was a joke. It was supposed to be funny. Why is Nana the only one laughing?
JAN: Anyway… We, uh, really admire you for working so hard and raising a great family.
HUDSON: Though maybe you could have done a better job with Dad, am I right?
(Their off-stage Dad gets up and angrily storms out of the party. The kids react.)
(Their off-stage mom shoots them a scathing look and follows their dad.)
JAN: And, more importantly, you give really expensive birthday presents.
(The off-stage family is angry. Nana is the only one who laughs. Several family
members leave.)
HUDSON: Come on, Aunt Betty, I sat through two of your daughter’s piano recitals and she’s no
Mozart! (The rest of the family is livid. They all get up to leave. Only Nana remains.) Wait! I
didn’t mean that! You’re very talented, Cindy. I love “Chopsticks”!
BAILEY: To put it simply: Nana, we think you may be our favorite person in the whole entire
world.
ALL: To Nana!
- END SCENE -
(RILEY, BRETT, DREW, QUINN, and CAMERON are on stage at the school talent
show. They speak to the audience.)
RILEY: Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the talent show! Thank you for coming.
CAMERON: And we definitely didn’t get distracted playing video games during our rehearsals.
(They all shoot CAMERON an annoyed look.) What?
RILEY: Ms. Conrow, can you turn on the music? Thank you.
(The music starts. The five performers begin to dance. It’s clear they have not
rehearsed properly. RILEY is the only one who remembers the dance. DREW,
BRETT, and QUINN all trip over one another, trying to keep up. CAMERON dances
to the beat of their own drum, ignoring the choreography entirely.)
DREW: Whoops.
BRETT: Ouch!
QUINN: Sorry.
(RILEY moves to the front and tries to lead them, whispering to the group.)
(RILEY does some impressive moves, but the others are unable to imitate them.
They frantically try to follow.)
(RILEY dances a bit faster. BRETT, DREW, and QUINN try to mirror RILEY.
CAMERON is oblivious.)
(BRETT rushes off after QUINN. DREW and RILEY exchange worried looks.
CAMERON doesn’t notice.)
DREW: Wait! You’re the only one who knows the moves! Come back!
CAMERON: Hey everyone! Watch this!! (CAMERON does some exuberant, goofy dance
moves.) Thank you.
(CAMERON bows.)
- END SCENE -
(Summer camp. FINN and MO stand outside the cafeteria and watch it intently.)
FINN: Any second now, she’ll leave and we can sneak in the side door.
MO: Ah!
JAY: Sorry.
JAY: We got a permission slip to go back to the bunk. Did you get one too?
(JAY holds up the permission slip. FINN and MO look at each other nervously.)
FINN: Um…
MO: We’re breaking into the cafeteria! There’s piles of Butterfingers and mounds of Mounds Bars
in there! We take them when nobody’s watching!
JAY: What?
PERRY: We’ll help you carry the candy. We’re really strong.
PERRY: Deal.
FINN: They’re still at the lake. We’re all alone. It’s the perfect time to make our move.
FINN: Oh pah-lease. They stole all my candy on the first day of camp. They raided our bunk.
MO: It’s true. They went through all my stuff. Even my pillowcase.
PERRY: Huh?
FINN: We’re going. (FINN and PERRY move towards the exit. MO stays behind.) Come on, Mo.
FINN: We’re not gonna bring any back for you, you know? We can’t carry it all.
JAY: Yeah.
(MO shrugs.)
- END SCENE -
(CHARLIE, HOLLIS, JO, and SKYLAR sit on the couch, watching a scary movie.
They’re all terrified, but trying to play it cool.)
CHARLIE: I know some people think it’s scary, but I think it’s great.
CHARLIE: Totally!
(Something scary happens in the movie, and they all yell in fear.)
ALL: Ahh!
CHARLIE: Let’s definitely watch the whole movie. Let’s definitely not stop watching, right?
HOLLIS: Me neither.
CHARLIE: So cool.
(Something gross happens in the movie and SKYLAR covers their eyes. Everyone
winces.)
JO: Yes! I am loving this movie, but the glare is in the way! Maybe we should turn off the tv?
SKYLAR: Oh! I see it! I see it! It’s a very annoying, very large, sort of, um, blue glare.
CHARLIE: It’s a glaring glare, which will make us turn off the movie…
HOLLIS: Ohhhh! A glare! Yes! It’s totally there! Amazing! I mean… how terrible.
- END SCENE -
(TAYLOR, DAKOTA, AIDEN, CAMERON, and EMERSON wait in line for a roller
coaster at an amusement park.)
TAYLOR: This is the longest line in the history of all lines! I’m so BORED.
AIDEN: We have to meet up with the chaperones in 15 minutes on the other side of the park.
Correction: 14 minutes!
DAKOTA: We’ll make it! Don’t worry. The rollercoaster only lasts like three minutes tops.
TAYLOR: I can’t believe we’ve been waiting for almost an hour for a three-minute ride!
EMERSON: Wow that breeze feels good. And it’s sunny! It’s nice to be outside.
DAKOTA: Any second now. See? We’re turning the corner! It’s happening.
AIDEN: Oh no.
(Their faces fall as they see another part of the line that was hidden before.)
AIDEN: Why would they hide part of the line behind a wall!? It’s immoral!
CAMERON: Are there seatbelts on this ride? Can you see? I can’t see.
(They look.)
ALL: Awwww!
EMERSON: Nice! But not what I was looking at. Any other guesses?
(They all look. None of them had noticed the juggler before.)
EMERSON: Nope!
TAYLOR: Aww.
- END SCENE -
(Three kids, HARPER, KEEGAN, and CARMEN, are on a field trip at the zoo.
HARPER spots the monkey exhibit.)
(Three monkeys, BOBO, TOOTSIE, and CHEEKS, stare back at the kids.)
BOBO: Ridiculous.
(KEEGAN imitates the monkeys, making exaggerated monkey noises and motions.)
CHEEKS: How would one imitate such behavior? Do I look like them?
(All of the KIDS and the MONKEYS join in, imitating one another in large,
exaggerated movements and sounds. They mirror one another, their movements
growing more and more absurd over time. Finally, exhausted, they stop.)
- END SCENE -
(PJ, SAGE, NICKI, and CASEY stand on the edge of the dance floor at a wedding.)
SAGE: We could try to get the band to stop playing. Maybe fake an emergency?
CASEY: Okay!
(CASEY pretends to pass out. The other kids play along, exaggerating their
reactions.)
(They look around at the adults who are still dancing. CASEY pops their head up.)
CASEY: Anything?
CASEY: Stop playing Earth Wind & Fire! You’re making it worse!
CASEY: Is that…?
NICKI: Nana!?
NICKI: Wow!
SAGE: C’mon!
- END SCENE -
(AUGUST, KAI, and CLAY happily hike up a steep mountain. JAMIE lags behind,
panting.)
(They resume hiking. JAMIE climbs wearily on all fours while the others climb
exuberantly.)
CLAY: Amazing!
AUGUST: Wow. The lake looks so small from all the way up here.
JAMIE: … um. Did I miss something…? This is it!? This is “made it”?
JAMIE: Where?
KAI: What do you mean? This is the top of the mountain: the peak.
JAMIE: I thought the peak was a restaurant. You said we’d have lunch at the peak. You said it
was legendary!
JAMIE: Wait wait wait! We strained and struggled just to get to the top of a mound of dirt and
look out at some water that – by the way – was a lot easier to see a few hours ago when we
were NEXT TO IT, and, and, and eat bologna sandwiches?
JAMIE: YES! ISN’T THAT OBVIOUS!? (JAMIE looks around frantically.) Now how, exactly, do
we get down from here!? Where’s the chair lift?
JAMIE: Okay, okay. I’ll hike down, but when we check in to the spa, I want my own room far
away from all of you. I’ve had enough. C’mon let’s go before it gets dark.
- END SCENE -
(JACKI answers the door. ALEX and CRIS are energetic and happy. JACKI is
distressed and anxious.)
CRIS: There’s a wiffle ball tournament in Parker’s backyard! Grab your sneakers! Let’s go!
JACKI: No. It’s - sorry. No. I’ll see you tomorrow at school.
ALEX: Hey, wait. It’s the last night of summer. We have to soak it in.
JACKI: I CAN’T!
(JACKI fidgets nervously and struggles to get their words out. As JACKI speaks,
JACKI gets more and more anxious.)
JACKI: No. No. I have to organize my school supplies and do summer reading and and clean my
room. The summer reading. It’s long. I - It’s a lot.
(JACKI sits.)
JACKI: My chest. It feels like someone is inside my chest trying to break out.
JACKI: No - I - I -
ALEX: Stop apologizing. Last summer, I broke my ankle. You hung with me. Now we wanna
hang with you.
ALEX: I know.
CRIS: We’ll just sit right here with you. And we’ll let it pass. Together.
- END SCENE -
(SHAY runs into their Dad’s office. SHAY stands downstage and looks out at the
audience, speaking to their off-stage Dad, who remains unseen.)
SHAY: Dad! Have you seen my sneakers? (SHAY realizes their Dad is on the phone.) Oh, sorry.
You’re on a call. I won’t - I’ll stop. Sorry. Sorry. Bye.
(SHAY exits).
CLEO: Dad! Shay took my sneakers! It’s not fair! Those are my - who are you talking to? (The off-
stage dad explains he’s talking to his boss.) Oh, HI BOSS! Okay, okay, my bad. I’ll go.
(CLEO exits.)
(The off-stage Dad says he’s talking to his boss and needs to be left alone.)
ARDEN: Your boss? Oh! Whoops. All right. We’ll get them to stop. Don’t worry.
CLEO (to MEMPHIS): You can’t ground us. Only a parent can ground us!
MEMPHIS: Dad, I told them I had your blessing. I have your blessing, right?!
(The off-stage Dad tells them they are not grounded, but they will be soon if they
don’t leave.)
MEMPHIS: Fine. Fine. We’ll go! But I get to use your new iPad!
ARDEN: Dad? Dad. Dad. Dad?! (The off-stage Dad asks what ARDEN wants.) I just wanted to
say I’m gonna guard the door and keep them out. No more interruptions! (ARDEN goes to the
phone and yells into the receiver.) Ms. Boss Lady?! Sorry. It won’t happen again! And thanks
for letting my Dad work from home. And it would be great if you gave him a promotion... and
a raise. (The off-stage Dad shoos ARDEN away.) Okay, okay. I’m going! I got your back,
Dad. No more interruptions. Promise.
(ARDEN exits)
(ARDEN enters.)
- END SCENE -
JUDE: Sure!
INDY: Hmmm...
JUDE: What?
INDY: Oh, it’s just...I dunno. You don’t want to maybe add a little more color?
INDY: Yeah a little more spice, a bit more detail? Something to make it pop?
INDY: No, no, I like it. I just think it could use a little more oomph maybe?
INDY: Hmmmm...
PARKER: What?
JUDE: Huh?
INDY: Maybe something like “Indy you are beyond awesome!” or “Thanks for cracking me up in
English class!”
PARKER: Okay…
INDY: But with exclamation points! And maybe some bubble letters.
INDY: Here. Let me. (INDY takes the yearbook and writes.) Like this see? “Indy, You’re the
funnest kid in school!” “Indy, I’ll miss you soooooo much!” Doesn’t that look nice?
INDY: Aw shucks! Looks like my pen is outta ink. Maybe next time?
(INDY exits.)
- END SCENE -
(WHITNEY, PARIS, and SANDY sit onstage at graduation. WHITNEY and PARIS
look out at the audience and whisper to one another. SANDY sits beside them and
listens.)
WHITNEY: Wow. I can’t believe it. In a few minutes, we’re officially graduates.
PARIS: Thanks. (PARIS looks over at the principal.) Look at Principal Herrera. She looks sad.
PARIS: That’s okay. You must be really upset about graduating, huh?
SANDY: Me?
PARIS: Yeah. You love this school. You’re like obsessed with your classes. Every time I saw you,
you were in the library studying, right?
WHITNEY: I’m sure you’ll like your classes in high school too though. Where are you going?
PARIS: Impressive!
SANDY: Thanks.
SANDY: Nice.
PARIS: Don’t worry. I bet August Prep has a nice library too.
PARIS: Then why didn’t you talk to us? You were always keeping to yourself.
PARIS: Sorry.
- END SCENE -
(Three siblings in their bedroom. JODY reads aloud to LOU and NICO.)
JODY: “Morris reported that the violin case was found in a sarcophagus last week. A trumpet
case was found two days later -”
JODY: But, I just realized – this may be the best book I’ve ever read.
LOU: After over a hundred and fifty pages and weeks of reading, you want to stop now?
JODY: But we’ll never do it for the first time again, right? All of the surprises and the suspense.
The fun. The moment will pass and we won’t get it back.
JODY: But who knows what’s next? It may never be this good again.
LOU: I guess that’s kinda the fun part. The not knowing. That’s the adventure of it all.
LOU: Yeah.
JODY: Me too.
LOU: Hey, it’s okay. We can take our time. Let’s savor it. We’ll take turns. We’ll each read a line.
LOU: Ready?
JODY: Ready.
NICO: Ready.
- END SCENE -
JESSICA PENZIAS is an award-winning librettist and playwright. Her works include the Beat
by Beat musical BOTS! (with Denver Casado and Christyn Budzyna), The Prince's New Pet (with
Anthony De Angelis and Christyn Budzyna), From The Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E.
Frankweiler (with Adam Ben-David and Christyn Budzyna), The Fox Sisters (with De Angelis and
Budzyna), Dime A Dozen, and The Whole Damn Thing.
Jessica is a proud member of the Dramatists Guild of America, the Tony Award-honored BMI
Lehman Engel Musical Theatre Librettists' Workshop, and the 92Y Musical Theater Development
Lab. She was awarded the Jerry Harrington Award For Outstanding Creative Achievement in
2016. As an associate at Jill Furman Productions, Jessica aided in the development and
production of Hamilton and Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella. She holds a degree in
creative writing and theatre arts from the University of Pennsylvania. You can visit her website at
JessicaPenzias.com.
Beat by Beat Press is the world’s fastest growing publisher of contemporary new musicals and
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