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DANCE 1: KITABE KARTI HAIN BATIEN

(SCHOOL REOPENS ALL STUDENTS HV COME TO SCHOOL AFTER A LONG BREAK)

ALL: HEYSSSSSSS
DIVYA: HEY GUYS! SCHOOL REOPENS
ALL: YEAHSSSSSS, SCHOOL REOPENS
BHOOMI: HEY FRIENDS! VACATIONS KA TOH MAZA HI AA GYA
ALL: YEAHSSSSSS
SUNNY: OH YES! I HAD A WONDERFUL VACATIONS, YOU KNOW!
ALL: WE KNOW, WE KNOW, BUT SCHOOL KI TOH BAAT HI ALAG HAI
ROHIT NAKUL: THAT’S WHY WE SAY, ITS COOL COOL TO BE IN SCHOOL, YO MAN YO
ALL: YO MAN YO! (LAUGHTER)
KAUSHIK: HEY FRIENDS! THREE CHEERS FOR SCHOOL REOPENING, HIP HIP (3)
ALL: HURREY! (3)
SAMEER: AUR DOSTO! TUMNE VACATIONS ME KYA KYA KIYA?
PUNEET: MENE TO KHOOB ENJOY KIA
GAURAV: OR MAINE! MAINE TO MUMMY PAPA KA KHOOB DIMAG KHAYA
ALL: KYU? TASTY THA NA? HAHAHAHAHAHA……
YOGESH: MENE TO KHOOB CRICKECT KHELA
ALL: HOWZZAT!
SAKSHAM: OR MENE TO KHOOB TV DEKHA
NAKUL: TABHI TUM CHHOTE BHIM JESE LAG RAHE HO
ALL: HAHAHAHAHA…..
YASH: AREY, YE SAB TOH BEKAAR KI BATEIN HAIN, ME EK ACHHI BAAT BATAAU?
ALL: BATAO BATAO
YASH: SACHI BATAU
ALL: HA HA BATAO
YASH: SACHI BATA DU?
ALL: AREY BATATI HE YA NAHI
YASH: BATATI HU BATATI HU, DEKHO, AB SCHOOL KHUL GAYE HE, HE NA?
ALL: HAA
YASH: AB HUM APNE TEACHERS SE MILENGE
ALL: HAA
YASH: OR FIR, APNE SARE DOUBTS CLEAR KAR LENGE
ALL: OHHHHHHH….
ROHIT: KABHI TO ACHHI BATEIN KAR LIA KARO Mr. BOOKWORM!
ALL: HAHAHAHAHAHA……
YASH: HEY GUYS! BE SERIOUS. IN SCHOOL, OUR PRIORITIES ARE STUDIES.
ROHIT: OHO….. OUR PRIORITIES ARE STUDIES…. UNH
SHIVAM: PADHAYI KE ALAWA KUCHH AUR BAAT BHI KAR LIA KRO, AYI BADI
ALL: PADHAKU
BHOOMI: LEAVE IT FRIENDS! LETS TALK ABOUT OUR VACATIONS
ALL: OH YESSSSSSS
PARUL: EXCUSE ME EXCUE ME, EXCUSE ME
NAKUL ROHIT: YES MAM!
PARUL: DO YOU KNOW, IN VACATIONS ME MAIN KAHA GAI THI?
CHILD 5: MAIN BATATA HU, MAIN BATATA HU, MAIN BATATA HU…… SINGAPORE..
PARUL: NO
ALL: NOOOO
SAMEER: AMERICA!
PARUL: NO
ALL: NOOOOOO
MEENA : AUSTRALIA
PARUL: NO
ALL: NOSSSSS
PARUL: I WENT TO….. SWITZERLANND
ALL: WOW
HANUMANT: MAIN BHI GYA THA, MAIN BHI GYA THA…
ALL: KAHA? SWITZERLAND?
HANUMANT: NO, BHATINDA! HAHAHAHA….
ALL: HAHAHAHAHA……
MEENA: CHALO CHALO ANJU SE POOCHHTE HE, KI WO KAHA GHOOMNE GAI THI?
ANJU: MAIN?
ALL: OYE HOYE!
ANJU: MAIN?
ALL: OYE HOYE!
ANJU: MAIN NA….. KAHI NAHI GAYI
ALL: OHHHH…
SUNNY: AAHHHHH…..(PAIN)
ALL: AREY! KYA HUA, KYA HUA?
SUNNY: KUCHH NAHI,
ALL: KUCHH NAHI?
SUNNY: MERI ACTING KESI LAGI?
ALL: ACTING?
SUNNY: YES ACTING, MENE CHHUTTIYO ME ACTING CLASSES JOIN KI THI.
ALL: WOW!
(RAHUL ENTERS)
RAHUL: AREY ESE KESE CHALEGA? ESE TO MERA HOMEWORK KABHI POORA HI NAHI
HOGA.
BHOOMI MEENA: HI RAHUL!
RAHUL: HI!
SAKSHAM: HEY RAHUL!
RAHUL: HEY! (HIGH FIVE)
PARUL: HELLO RAHUL!
RAHUL: HELLO
ALL: WHAT HAPPENED RAHUL?
RAHUL: YE SCHOOL KYU KHUL GAYE? MUJHE TO ABHI BHI VACATIONS KI YAAD AA RAHI
HE
PARUL: COME ON RAHUL! ESA TO HOTA HI HE. SCHOOL KE BAAD VACATIONS OR
VACATIONS KE BAAD SCHOOL TO ANA HI PADTA HE.
YASH: OR WESE BHI RAHUL SCHOOL HOTE HI HE PADHAYI OR LIKHAYI K LIYE
RAHUL: AYE! YE TUM KYA KEH RAHE HO? SCHOOL HOTE HE FUN OR MASTI KE LIYE
PUNEET: ADHA TIME CANTEEN ME
NAKUL: AUR ADHA TIME PLAYGROUND ME
ALL: YEAHSSSSSS
RAHUL: SCHOOL TAK TO PADHAI THEEK HE, MAGAR HOMEWORK WHO BHI VACATIONS
ME
SUNNY: HA YAAR RAHUL, HAME TO YE SAMAJH HI NAHI ATA, VACATIONS ME
HOMEWORK KARE YA ENJOY
ALL: POINT HE, POINT HE
YASH: COME ON RAHUL! HAME HOMEWORK ISLIYE MILTA HE TAKI VACTIONS ME BHI
PADHAYI KA RHYTHM NA TOOTE
NAKUL: HAA HAA, PADHAYI KA RHYTHM, OR JO HAMARA VACATIONS KA RHYTHM TOOT
TA HE, USKA KYA?
ALL: BATAO BATAO
RAHUL: YE KITABE MUJHE DARATI HAI, DHAMKATI HE OR KABHI KABHI TO FEVER BHI
CHADHATI HE
ALL: OYE HOYE…
PARUL: TUM YE KESE KEH SAKTE HO RAHUL, AGAR TUMHE DOTOR BAN NA HE TO
PADHAYI TO KARNI HI PADEGI NA?
RAHUL: DOCTOR! HUNM..TUMHE KISNE KAHA KI MUJHE DOCTOR BAN NA HE
BHOOMI: TUMHE JO KUCHH BHI BAN NA HE, PADHAYI TO KARNI HI PADEGI
RAHUL: KYU? KYU KARNI PADEGI? KYA NEWTON NE PADHAYI KI THI? OR BILL GATES, USE
TO SCHOOL SE NIKAL DIA GYA THA
ALL: POINT HAI POINT HAI
RAHUL: MAIN TO KEHTA HU KITABE BANI HI KYU? KITABE NA HOTI TO HOMEWORK NAHI
MILTA, HOMEWORK NAHI MILTA TO TEACHER SE DAANT BHI NA PADTI
ALL: BILKUL THEEK RAHUL
RAHUL: TO FIR AAO OR MERE SATH GAAO
ALL: KYA RAHUL?

DANCE 2: QAWWALI – KITABE NA HOTI TO SAB KUCHH HOTA

(AT THE END OF THE SONG PRINCIPAL ENTERS, ALL EXIT EXCEPT RAHUL AND HIS THREE FRIENDS)

RAHUL: KITABE NA HOTI TO…SAB KUCHH HOTA (4), KITABE NA HOTI TO….
PRINCIPAL: TOH? KYA? COME ON RAHUL, TELL ME, KITABE NAHOTI TOH KYA HOTA?
RAHUL: TOH….TOH…. K K KUCHH BHI NAHI HOTA MA’AM, KITABE NA HOTI TO
FRIENDS: KUCHH BHI NA HOTA MA’AM
RAHUL: OR WESE BHI, I… I LOVE BOOKS MA’AM!
PRINCIPAL: QUITE RAHUL! I AM FEDUP OF YOU. YOU ALWAYS CRITICISING YOUR TEACHERS,
NEVER LISTINING THEM, NEVER DOING YOUR HOMEWORK. AHH… THAT
REMINDS ME, CAN I SEE YOUR HOMEWORK RAHUL, (TO FRIENDS) AND YOU ALL
TOO
FRIENDS: YES MA’AM
PRINCIPAL: FAST… SHOW…. 1, 2,3, 4…. FOUR PAGE…. YOU….. SAME HERE…..
YOURS….5….AND RAHUL YOURS..
RAHUL: TAKING OUT MA’AM
PRINCIPAL: FAST RAHUL….. RAHUL…..RAHUL!!
RAHUL: MA’AM
PRINCIPAL: 1…2… JUST TWO PAGES RAHUL! WONDERS IS BAAR KYA BAHANA HAI TUMHARA
PAAS?
RAHUL: WOH MA’AM
PRINCIPAL: HEADACHE?
RAHUL: NO MA’AM
PRINCIPAL: PAITDARD?
RAHUL: NO MA’AM
PRINCIPAL: FRACTURE?
RAHUL: NO MA’AM
PRINCIPAL: THEN WHAT RAHUL?
RAHUL: MA’AM…. IS BAAR FEVER THA
PRINCIPAL: OHHHH…. RAHUL! JUST BECAUSE OF YOU, SIRF TUMHARI WAJAH SE MERA BP
LOW SE HIGH OR HIGH SE LOW HO JATA HE. THAT’S IT RAHUL. I WANT TO MEET
YOUR PARENTS TOMORROW
ALL: NO MA’M,NO M’AM, PLEASE MA’AM…
PRINCIPAL: RAHUL… STOP IT…. RAHUL… STOP IT! OKEY… FINE, SIT IN THE LIBRARY AND
COMPELETE YOUR HOMEWORK. AND DON’T COME OUT BEFORE COMPELETING.
(TO FRIENDS) YOU ALL TOO, GO SIT WITH HIM AND COMPELETE YOUR
HOMEWORK. I AM GOING TO CHECK YOUR HOMEWORK TOMORROW. GO
(RAHUL TRIES TO MAKE FACE BEHIND THE PRINCIPAL, PRINCIPAL TURNS
SUDDENLY)
PRINCIPAL: DON’T YOU DARE RAHUL (EXITS)
RAHUL: (MIMC PRINCIPAL) SIT IN THE LIBRARY AND COMPELETE YOUR HOMEWORK.
UNH, AB EK DIN ME SARA HOMEWORK KARNA PADEGA
FRIENDS: OH GOD! HELP US!
RAHUL: CHALO AB LIBRARY
SUNNY: YAAR YEH MAM BHI NA
NAKUL: MERA TO HOMEWORK KARNE KA MANN HI NAHI KARTA
PUNEET: FIR BHI KARNA PARD RAHA HE
RAHUL: AB SARA DIN LIBRARY ME BETHO OR APNA HOMEWORK POORA KARO. MAIN TO
KEHTA HU YE KITABE BANI HI KYU
NAKUL: THEEK KAHA RAHUL NA YEH KITABE HOTI, NA HAME HOME KARNA PADTA
SUNNY: OR NA HI MA’AM SE DAANT KHANI PADTI
PUNEET: YE DEKHO HISTORY KI BOOK, MA’AM KEHTI HE THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE OR
PAST PADHATI HE
RAHUL: OR YE COMPUTERS, UNH… (THROWS THE BOOK)
BKGROUND: AHHH….. MAAR DALA, KITNI ZOR SE PATKA HE
SUNNY: YEH…YEH AWAZ KAHA SE AYI?
NAKUL: PAT NAHI
RAHUL: KAHI..KAHI KOI… BHOOT TO NAHI?
PUNEET: BHOOT!! MUMMY…… MUJHE BHOOT SE BAHUT DARR LAGTA HE
BKGROUND: BHOOT! YOU MEAN GHOST? NO NO NO NO.. ITS ME
SUNNY: YE AWAZ WAHA SE AYI
RAHUL: WAHA SE?
NAKUL: HAA WAHA SE
RAHUL: KAUN HO TUM (DARTE HUYE DHOONDTE HE) SAMNE AAO
BKGROUND: PEHLE MUJHE IS BOOK SE BAHAR TO NIKALO
FRIENDS: BOOK SE?
BKGROUND: HAA IS BOOK SE
PUNEET: TU KHOL
SUNNY: TU KHOL
RAHUL: THEHRO, MAIN KHOLTA HU (0PENS THE BOOK, DOT COM ENTERS)
(ALL GET SCARED AND RUN AROUND)
ALL: AAAAAHHHHHH……..
DOT COM: HEY KIDS! DON’T BE SCARED, ITS ME…. DOT COM
ALL: DOT COM?
DOT COM: YES! DOT COM. DO YOU KNOW? I LOVE KIDS, ISILIYE TO MAIN TUMHARE SATH
BOOK BAN KE REHTA HU
FRIENDS: BOOK BAN KAR REHTE HO?
RAHUL: BUT BOOKS HAME BILKUL PASAND NAHI
DOT COM: AREY AREY, ESA NAHI KEHTE. BOKKS HAME KNOWLEDGE DETI HE, DESH OR
DUNIYA KE BARE ME BATATI HAIN. OR LIFE KO SUNDER BANATI HAIN.
PUNEET: HAA HAA, YEH BHI TO BATAO, HAMARE SCHOOL BAG KO BHARI BANATI HE.
HAMARI PEETH DARD KARWATI HAIN.
NAKUL: AUR HAMSE HOMEWORK KARWATI HAIN OR NA HO TO HAMARI TEACHER SE
HAME DAANT PADWATI HAIN
SUNNY: HUMSE EXAMS DILWATI HAIN, PASS HO GAYE TO THEEK WARNASABKE SAAMNE
BURA BANWATI HAIN
RAHUL: SO THE THING IS, BOOKS IS EQUAL TO
FRIENDS: DEFICULTIES
DOT COM: HMMMM….. LAGTA HAI YE BACHCHE ESE NAHI MANENGE, NOW I’LL HAVE TO
DO SOMETHING
RAHUL: KAHA KHO GAYE DOT COM BHAIYA
DOT COM: KUCHH NAHI KUCHH NAHI, CHALO, LET ME TAKE YOU TO A NEW WORLD.
ALL: A NEW WORLD?
DOT COM: YES, WORLD OF BOOKS
ALL: WORLD OF BOOKS?
DOT COM: HMMM… WO DEKHO! JOURNEY TO DISNEYLAND! KYA TUMNE WHO BOOK
PARDHI HAI?
RAHUL: UNH… HUM BOOKS NAHI PARDHTE
DOT COM: TO KYA TUMNE KABHI BOOK KI SAIR KI HAI?
ALL: SAIR?
DOT COM: NAHI NA? TO CHALO AAJ TUMHE IS BOOK KI SAIR KARWATA HU
ALL: LEKIN KESE?
DOT COM: DOT COM KE MAGIC SE
ALL: MAGIC SE?
DOT COM: YES! BY THE MAGIC WAND IN MY HAND, LET ME TAKE YOU TO THE DISNEYLAND.

DANCE 3: DESNEYLAND

(FRIENDS ENTERS)
ALL: YEHSSSSSS….. MAZA AA GYA, THAT WAS GREAT!
NAKUL: DISNEY PRINCESS KITNI SUNDER LAG RAHI THI
PUNEET: AUR MICKY AND MINI KITNE CUTE THE
DOT COM: KYU BACHCHO? MAZA AYA NA? MENE KAHA THA NA, BOOKS KI LIFE BAHUT
INTERESTING HOTI HAI. TUMNE YAHA BETHE BETHE DISNEYLAND KI SARI
INFORMATION GAIN KAR LI
RAHUL: AMMMM… THAT WAS OKEY…. ESA BHI KOI MAZA NAHI AYA, AGAR KOI
INTERESTING BOOK HOTI TOH…
DOT COM: INTERESTING BOOK? HMMM… HARRY POTTER KAISI RAHEGI?
ALL: HARRY POTTER!!! PLEEEEESE HAME DIKHA DO PLEEEEESE
DOT COM: OKEY OKEY… BUT BACHCHO! SAMBHAL KE, KYUNKI WAHA KUCHH BHI HO SAKTA
HAI. TO CHALO, MAIN TUMHE HOGWARD KE CARNIWAL ME LE CHALTA HU
ALL: YEAHHHHHHHH
DOT COM: SHIMSHIMAKI BABLA BOO, HARRY POTTER COMES TO YOU

DANCE 4: HARRY POTTER CARNIWAL

PUNEET: THANK GOD! HARRY NE SAHI TIME PE AA KE MUJHE BACHA LIA WARNA….
SUNNY: JO BHI KAHO MAZA BAHUT AYA
NAKUL: AB TO MUJHE BOOKS AUR BOOKS KI DUNIA ACHHI LAGNE LAGI HAI
RAHUL: AREY REHNE DO, YEH STORY BOOKS TO WESE BHI ACHHI HOTI HAI. PAR HAME
TO APNE SCHOOL ME SUBJECT BOOKS PADHNI PADTI HAIN
DOT COM: TO FIR THEEK HAI, AB MAIN TUMHE SUBJECT BOOK KI BHI SAIR KARWA DETA
HU. BACHCHO! KYA TUM JANTE HO? AAJ INSAAN CHAAND SE BHI AAGE NIKAL
CHUKA HE. NAYI NAYI INVENTIONS, NAYI NAYI TECHNOLOGY, YEH SARI
KNOWLEDGE HAME BOOKS SE HI TO MILTI HAI. JANTE HO NA BACHCHO MAIN
KONSE SUBJECT KI BOOK KI BAAT KAR RAHA HU.
ALL: SCIENCE!
DOT COM: YES! THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, LETS MOVE TO THE WORLD OF
SCIENCE. ABRA KA DABRA GILI GILI CHOO…..

DANCE 5: SCINCE DANCE

FRIENDS: WOW! SAB KUCHH KITNA AMAZING THA

PUNEET: SACH ME, AGAR YEH KITABE NA HOTI TO HUM YEH SAB KUCHH JAAN BHI NA
PATE
FRIENDS: THANK YOU DOT COM
DOT COM: OH…. ITS OK. LEKIN LAGTA HAI KI RAHUL KO ABHI BHI BOOKS KI IMPORTANCE
FEEL NAHI HUI
RAHUL: AREY JANE DO, YEH SCIENCE TO WESE BHI INTERESTING SUBJECT HAI. HAME TO
SCHOOL ME HISTORY JESE BORING SUBJECT BHI PADHNE PADTE HAI JISME
KUCHH BHI INTERESTING NAHI HOTA
DOT COM: OH TOH YEH BAAT HAI. TO BACHCHO! DER KIS BAAT KIS BAAT KI? WO DEKHO,
SAAMNE INDIAN MODERN HISTORY KI BOOK RAKHI HAI. SO ARE YOU READY?

DANCE 6: HISTORY (BANDE ME THA DUM)

SUNNY: AREY DOT COM! TUMNE DEKHA WO GANDHI JI THE, OR WO DANDI MARCH KAR
RAHE THE.
RAHUL: TUMHE PATA HAI, GANDHI JI NE 1930 ME BRITISH LAW TORD KAR NAMAK
BNAYA
DOTCOM: OH REALLY RAHUL!
RAHUL: AUR USKA EK MONUMENT GYAREH MURTI KE NAAM SE DELHI ME BHI HAI
DOT COM: ACHHA! TO FIR EK BAAT BATAO, AGAR BOOKS NA HOTI TO KYA TUM ITNI
INFORMATION GAIN KAR PATE?
RAHUL: WO…WO… WO TOH MENE INTERNET PAR PARDHA THA
DOT COM: ACHHA! MAGAR, PARDHNA TUMNE KAHA SE SEEKHA? BOOKS SE HI NA?
FRIENDS: HAA HAA RAHUL, BATAO…. BATAO
RAHUL: WO… WO…. LEKIN DOT COM, KITABE HAMESHA KISSE KAHANIYA YA PAST KE
BARE ME HI KYU BATATI HE?
DOT COM: AREY NAHI NAHI RAHUL, KITABE HAME AAJ KI SOCIAL LIFE KE BARE OR UNKI
REALITY KE BARE ME BHI BATATI HAIN
RAHUL: MENE TO ESI KOI KITAB NAHI DEKHI
DOT COM: TO CHALO, AB ME TUMHE EK ESI BOOK KI SAIR KARWATA HU, JAHA TUMHE
KUCHH KADWI SACHAYIO KA SAMNA KARNA PADEGA
 DANCE 7: PALKO KI CHADER
KAMLA: NAMASTE! MERA NAAM KAMLA HAI, MUJHE PIZZA, BURGER, SANDWICH, PASTA
BAHOT ACHHE LAGTE HAI.
GROUP: HAME BHI
KAMLA: KYA AAP JANTE HO, YEH SAB MUJHE KAB KHANE KO MILTA HAI?
GROUP: KAB?
KAMLA: JAB MERI MALKIN KI BETI YE SAB KHA RAHI HOTI HAI, MAIN USE DOOR SE
DEKHTI HU. AUR JAB WO YE SAB KHA LETI HAI TO ME USKE JHOOTHE BARTAN
UTHA KE RASOI ME LE JATI HU. AUR AGAR US ME SE KUCHH BACH JATA HAI, TO
KHA LETI HU.
GROUP: OHHHH…. BECHARI!

CHHOTU: NAMASTE! MERA NAAM SANJAY HAI. MAGAR JESE SABKA PYAR KA NAAM HOTA
HAI NA, MERA BHI HAI, CHHOTU!
ALL: CHHOTU?
CHHOTU: HAA CHHOTU. MAGAR KYA AAP JANTE HAI, LOG MUJHE IS NAAM SE KYU BULATE
HAI?
BOY 1: CHHOTU! CHAI LA
CHHOTU: ABHI LAYA SAHEB…. YE LIJIYE CHAI
BOY 2: CHHOTU TABLE SAAF KAR
BOY 3: CHHOTU! PAANI LA
CHHOTU: ABHI LAYA SAHEB.. YE HO GYA TABLE SAAF
BOY 3: AREY CHHOTU KAHA MAR GYA? SUNA NAHI PAANI LA
CHHOTU: ABHI LAYA SAHEB. (GIR JATA HAI) AAHHHH….
BOY 4: HAWWWW….. CHHOTU NE GLASS TORD DIA
BOY 5: AB MALIK ISE DAANTENGE
MALIK: CHHOTU! IDHAR AA! IDHAR AA….. TUNE GLASS TORD DIA, AB ME TERI
TANKHWAH SE 20 RUPEY KATUNGA.
CHHOTU: NAHI MALIK, ESA MAT KARNA MALIK, ESA MAT KARNA
MALIK: AREY CHAL HATT….
CHHOTU: MALIK AGAR AAP MERE 20 RUPEY KAAT LOGE TO ME RAAT KA KHANA KESE
KHAUNGA? WESE BHI, MERI TANKHWAH SIRF 100 RUPEY HI TO HAI.
MALIK: EK TO NUKSAAN KARTA HAI OOPER SE ZABAN CHALATA HAI. (PEET TA HAI)

RAHUL: AREY DOT COM! USE BACHA LO DOT COM, NAHI TO USKA MALIK USE MAAR
DALEGA
FRIENDS: HAA DOT COM, USE BACHA LO, USE BACHA LO DOT COM
DOT COM: NAHI BACHCHO! MAIN TUMHE BOOKS KI SAIR KARWA TO SAKTA HU LEKIN
USME KUCHH CHANGE NAHI KAR SAKTA
RAHUL: KYU NAHI KAR SAKTE? TUMHE TO JAADU ATA HAI, TO TUM APNE JADU SE IN
BACHCHO KI LIFE CHANGE KYU NAHI KAR SAKTE?
DOT COM: NAHI RAHUL, MERA JADU INKI LIFE CHANGE NAHI KAR SAKTA. LEKIN HAA! AGAR
TUM BACHCHE CHAHO TO TUM LOG INKI LIFE CHANGE KAR SAKTE HO
FRIENDS: HUM? LEKIN KESE? HAMARE PAAS TO MAGIC WAND BHI NAHI HE
DOT COM: TUMHARE PAAS MAGIC WAND BHI HAI OR TUM MAGIC KAR BHI SAKTE HO
FRIENDS: MAGAR KESE? KAHA HAI HAMARI MAGIC WAND?
DOT COM: YE RAHI TUMHARI MAGIC WAND
ALL: BOOKS?
DOT COM: HAA , AUR SIRF YAHI BOOK NAHI, BALKI DUNIYA KI SARI BOOKS APNE AAP ME
MAGIC WAND HAI. AGAR TUM INME CHHIPI KNOWLEDGE GAIN KARKE TUM
GAREEB BACHCHO ME BAANTOGE TO INKI LIFE ME BHI GYAN KA UJALA FELEGA,
THE LIGHT OF KNOWLEDGE. AUR INKE JIVAN ME KHUSHIYA FELENGI

RAHUL: MAIN SAMAJH GAYA DOT COM BHAIYA! KI YEH BOOKS HAMARI KNOWLEDGE
BADHATI HAI, HAME JEENA SIKHATI HAI. AUR AGAR HUM YE KNOWLEDGE,YEH
GYAN AURO ME BAANTENGE TO SABHI EDUCATED HO JAYENGE, AUR GAREEBI
AUR MAJBOORI KHATAM HO JAYEGI. ME PROMISE KARTA HU..
FRIENDS: NAHI NAHI RAHUL! HUM… HUM PROMISE KARTE HAI
RAHUL: HAA, HUM PROMISE KARTE HAI, KI AB SE KITABO SE PYAR KARENGE, OR KITABO
ME CHHIPI KNOWLEDGE KO SABME FELAYENGE,
NAKUL: TAKI IS DESH, OR EK DIN SARE SANSAR ME, KOI BHI UNEDUCATED NA RAHE
DOT COM: YEH HUI NA BAAT! AUR DOSTO !(TO AUDIENCE) KYA AAP HAMARA SATH
DENGE? AREY AREY, MAIN AAP HI SE POOCHH RAHA HU, KYA AAP HAMARA
SATH DENGE? OH COMEON FRIENDS, KYA AAP HAMARA SATH DENGE?
ALL: HAA HAA, BOLIYE BOLIYE, KYA AAP HAMARE SATH HAI?
SUNNY: AWAZ NAHI AYI, KYA AAP HAMARE SATH HAI?
PUNEET: ZARA ZOR SE BOLIYE,
ALL: KYA AAP HAMARE SATH HAI?
RAHUL: TO FIR AAYIYE, HAMARE SATH NACHIYE, GAAIYE AUR
ALL: DHOOM MACHAYIYE!

FINALE