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इंस्पेक्टर मातादीन चाँद पर हरिशंकर परसाई

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This actor Matadin is on the moon – Har Shankar Parsai

Scientists say that there is no life on the moon.

Senior Superintendent Inspector Matadid (M.G. Saab in hospital) says that scientists lie, there is a human population like us. Science has always
been

defeated by Inspector Matadid. But the expert keeps saying that the marks found on the knife are not of human fingers. But Matadid does not

punish him. Matadid says that these scientists do not investigate

the case completely. They saw the bright part of the moon and said that there is no life there. I have seen the dark side of the moon. People there

know it. This is true because the Matadeen of the dark side are considered to be a brave

man. You will ask why this actor Matadeen went to the moon? As a tourist

or to catch a criminal? No, he went there as a part of cultural exchange from India. The Moon Government had told the Indian Government –

Though our civilization has progressed a lot, but our police does not have sufficient capability. It is often not able to find the criminal and punish

him. I am sorry, you have Ramrajya here. Please send a police officer who can inspect our police. The Home Minister said to the Secretary-

Send an I.G. The Secretary said- No Sir, I.G cannot be sent. It is a question of Rotocop. We have a small satellite. We will not send a person of

the rank of I.G. We will send a senior inspector. It was decided

that after investigating thousands of cases, senior inspector Matadid should be sent. The government of the moon was told to send an earthship

to see Matadid. The Minister of Police called Matadeen and said- You are going

as a member of the glorious tradition of Indian Police. Do such a work that your achievement is hailed in the entire space

and even the PM (Prime Minister) has to hear it. The day of Matadeen's journey arrived. A spacecraft landed

on the space station. Matadeen moved towards the spacecraft after bidding adieu to everyone. He was saying slowly, 'Get ready to do all your

work, O King of the country, in your heart.' Reaching the spacecraft, Matadeen called out to Manshu Abdul Guru - 'Manshu!'

Guru saluted by joining his heels. He said- Yes, Pectsa! Have you got the A.I.R.? Yes

, Pectasa.

And the daily routine? Yes,

Pectasa! We

will sit in the room. Havidar called Biddar and said- Please send your wife to help us during the delivery. Biddar said- Yes, Pectasa.
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Guru said – you are banning Pectsa! I will also send my wife to help you. Matadeen asked the

driver of the vehicle – do you have a driving licence?


Yes, I have,

sir! And are the lights

working

properly in the car? Yes, all is well. Matadeen said, everything should be fine, otherwise I will
drive that bastard in mid-space. The driver who came from the moon

said – one should not talk like this to our people. Matadeen said – I know, your

power is weak. I will fix it right now. Yes, Matadeen was just stepping into the vehicle when Havidar Ramjiv came running.
He said – Pectsa, S.P. Sahib has told me to bring

a stone from the moon to shine my heels. Matadin was happy.

He said- Tell this to Bai Sahib, I will definitely bring it. He sat in the vehicle and the vehicle flew. The vehicle had just come
out of the earth's

airspace when Matadin asked the driver- Hey, why don't


you blow the horn? The driver replied- There is

nothing around in millions of miles. Matadin said- But the horn is right. I will blow the horn. The pilot brought the vehicle
down on the moon while blowing the horn in space. The Space Officer was standing to welcome Matadin. Mata Deen

came down from the throne and sat on the shoulders of those officers. No one had stars there. No one had stars either.

Therefore Mata Deen did not think it necessary

to bow his feet or raise his hand. And he thought, I have come here not as

a director but as an advisor. They took Mata Deen to the line and put him in a nice bungalow. After resting

for a day, Mata Deen started his work. First he visited the police line. In the evening he went to the I.G. Said- There is no

temple of

Himujji in your city. In our Ramrajya city, Himujji

is in the city. IG said- Who was Himuj- I do not know. Mata Deen said- Seeing Himuj is necessary for every dutiful soldier.

Himuj was in Special Branch here at Sangrur. He had found out the whereabouts of Sita Mata. It was a case of 'abduction'-

Section 362. Himujji was punished there itself. His hut was set on fire. Police should have the right to catch the culprit and

punish him there itself. There is no problem of going to court. But this system has not started even in our Ramrajya.

Bhagwan Ram was very happy with the work of Himalaya. He brought him to Ayodhya and installed him in 'Town'. The

same Himalaya is our deity. I have come to bring his photo. Get a

picture made on it and install it in every temple. Himalaya got installed in every temple of the moon in no time.
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Mata Di was studying the reasons due to which the woman has become careless and cruel. She does not pay attention to the

crimes. She could not find any reason. Suddenly there was a glow in her eyes. She said to Manshu - please show me the register
of the crime.

When they saw Tikka's rungestor, everyone understood. They understood the reason.

In the evening he said to the Police Minister, I understand why your police is not ready. You make such big demands.

That's why. Five hundred to the constable, thousand to the police officer- what kind of a joke is this? Why should the criminals be caught? Here we give hundred

to the constable and two hundred to this inspector, so they search for the culprit 24 hours a day. You should reduce the fines immediately.

The minister said- but this would be unfair. If they don't get a good salary then why would they work?

Mata Di said- there is no injustice in this. You will see that the earlier reduced spice will disappear from your body as soon as you feel the pain.

There will be a revolutionary change.

The Police Minister reduced his wages and in 2-3 months the crime rate was reduced drastically. The Police became alert. It woke up from its sleep. It started

keeping an eye on all the places. Panic spread in the world of criminals. The Police Minister started recording the records of all the police stations.

Look. Many more cases were registered earlier. He said to Mata Di- I appreciate your wisdom. Your revolution

I did it. But how did this happen?

Mata Di explained- this is a very simple matter. If you pay a little, there will be no need for a meal. For a hundred rupees, the children can be given a knife.

He cannot get it. This producer cannot maintain his lifestyle in just two hundred rupees. He will have to earn extra income. And he will earn extra income only

when he catches the criminals. In short, he will keep an eye on the crimes. He will become alert, dutiful and alert.

This is the secret of the clean and capable Rasasi of our Ramrajya.

The news of this miracle spread in Chandrook. People would come to see Matadin and wonder what kind of a man is he who gives capability by reducing weight.

The people of Panchas were also happy. They would say- Guru, if you had not come here, we all would have survived with just weight.

The government was also happy that the budget of the army was going to be made.

Half the problem was solved. The police would catch the criminal. Now all that was left was to improve the investigation of the case. The criminal

After catching him, punish him. Matadeen is waiting for a big case to happen so that he can be arrested as a victim.

Please do an investigation.

One day a man was killed in a fight. Matadeen came and sat in the police station and said, "I will investigate this case. You people should learn it. This is a

murder case. The conviction should be very strong in a crime case."

The police chief said: First the whereabouts of the accused will be ascertained, only then the evidence will be collected.

Mata Di said- No, don't get down. First check the environment. Did you find blood anywhere? On someone's clothes or somewhere else?

A doctor said- Yes, the killers had fled. The deceased was lying unconscious on the road. A big man lives there.

He was picked up and sent to the hospital. There are blood stains on that man's clothes.

Mata Di said-arrest him immediately.

The police chief said, "But he had helped a dying man."


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Mata Di said- that is all right. But where else will you go to find Khud's stains? Take possession of whatever enviance you are getting.

That man was caught and called. He said- I had sent the dying man to the hospital. What is my fault?

Chand's wife was very impressed by his words. Mata Di was not impressed. The whole wife department was eager to know that now

What point does Mata Di make?

Mata Di said to him- but why did you go to the place of fighting?

He replied- I did not go to the place of the fight. That is my place. The fight happened in front of my place.

Now it was the test of Mata Di's talent. The whole department was watching with excitement.

Mata Di said – The house is fine but I want to ask you why should
you
,
go to a place of conflict?

There was no answer to this question. He kept saying again and again- I did not go to the place of the fight. That is my place.

Mata Di replied to him- that is fine, but why go to a place of conflict? People of the village were very impressed by this strategy.

Now Mata Diji explained the principle of investment-

Look, if a man has been killed, then it is certain that someone must have killed him. There is some punishment. Someone gets punished. The question is - who

gets punished? For the police this question is not so important as it can be proved on Jumtanki or not.

There should be proof on whom. If murder has taken place, then a person will definitely be punished. Whether the killer gets punished or the innocent – this is not

a matter of your thinking. Human beings are all equal. All have a part of the same God. We do not discriminate. This is police

There is a humanism of.

The second question is, on whom should the conviction be based. This will be decided by: (1) Whether the man was on his way to the police station or not;

does he know? (2) Will the people above be happy if he is punished?

Mata Di was told that he is a good man, if the other person does injustice then he protests. As far as the people above are concerned

Yes- He is a politician who is against the current government.

Mata Di banged the tenin and said- State class. Solid environment. And support from above.

One such doctor said, 'But we cannot accept that an innocent man should not be punished.'

Mata Di explained- Look, I have understood that there is a part of the same God in everyone. Whether this one is punished or Kanati, the punishment is for death.

It will definitely go up! There is blood on your clothes. Where else would you look for blood except this? You should fill up the A.I.R.

Mata Di ji got the AIR filled. Got the space left vacant 'in case of need'.

Dasurandipnus Kotwai said, "Gurudve, we have a big family. All the men come and say, that poor bastard
ÿÿ

Why are you blaming me? This has never happened in Chandrika! Tell me what should I answer? I am very ashamed.

Mata Di said to the police chief- don't worry. In the beginning, a person feels shy in doing this work. Later on you will leave me helpless.

I will be ashamed. There is an answer to everything. Now tell anyone who comes to you, we know he is innocent, but what can we do? All this is happening from

above.

The police chief said- then he will go to the S.P.

Mata Di said- SP should also tell that it is happening from above.


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Then they will complain to the I.G.

The IG also says that everything is happening from the top.

Then they will reach the police minister.

Even the Police Minister will say- Bhaiya, what should I do? This is happening from above.

Then he will go to the Prime Minister.


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Even the Prime Minister says that I am going, , He is innocent, but this is happening from above.

the police chief said- then he…

Mata Di said- then what? Then whom will they go to? To God? But who has been able to return after asking God?

The policeman remained silent. He was amazed by this great rantabha.

Mata Di said - A situation 'coming from above' is protecting the governments in our country for the last twenty five years. You should learn from this.

Preparations for the case will start. Matadeen said- now bring 4-6 eyewitnesses.

Kotwaa- How will we find eyewitnesses? When no one saw him being killed, how will there be any eyewitness?

Mata Di hit his head and said that he was not going to give it to the government among the idiots. They don't even know A-B-C.

He said with a smile- Do you know who is called an eyewitness? An eyewitness is not one who sees but one who says that he saw it.

The police chief said- why would anyone say this?

Mata Deen said- he will tell. I don't understand how you handle it! The police already has a list of eyewitnesses. Wherever required, they are made
ÿ
eyewitnesses. We have

such people here who are eyewitnesses of 3-4 hundred crimes in a year. Our courts also accept that this man has some divine power due to which he knows that a crime

has taken place at a particular place.

It is a village and I reach there first. I will give you eyewitnesses. Call 8-10 pickpockets who steal, beat up people, commit rape, make people drink or take away liquor.

8-10 guests from Dusrendi city were present in the police station. Mata Di was very happy to see them. He was very sad to see such people.

Look. It was looking very scary.

Mata Di's tears welled up. She asked him- Did you all see him hitting that man with a stick?

He said- I did not see it sir! I was not there at all.

Mata Dee knew, this is the first time. He said- He was not there, it was me, mother. But I did see him hitting with the stick.

Those people will think that this man is crazy, even though he says such nonsense, they will laugh at him.

Mata Di said- don't laugh, answer.

He said- when it was not there, then how did you see it?

Mata Di looked at him and said- I am telling you how I saw it. Whatever work you people do, it is all recorded here. Each one of them can be sent to jail for at least ten

years. So do you want to continue doing this work or do you want to go to jail?

He said in panic – Sir, I do not want to go to jail.


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Mata Di said- Okay. So you saw him hitting that man with a stick. Did you see it?

He said, "Look Sir. That man came out of the house and started hitting him with the stick. The poor fellow fell unconscious on the road.

Mata Di said- okay. Will you see such incidents in future too?

He said- Sahib , I will see whatever you say.

Kotwa became unconscious for a while due to this miracle. When he regained consciousness, he fell at the feet of Mata Di.

Mata Di said- move aside. Let me work.

The policeman fell at my feet and said- I want to remain at your feet all my life.

Mata Deen decided the entire plan of action. Changing the AIR, intervening, changing the daily routine, breaking the witnesses – he taught me everything.

That man was sentenced to twenty years in prison.

The Chand police had been destroyed. Cases would be filed and punishment would be given. The Chand government was very happy.

Such readiness was a result of the cooperation of the Indian Government. The Parliament of the Moon passed a motion of thanks.

One day Mata Diji was publicly welcomed. He was sitting in a jeep overlooking the flowers. Thousands of people were cheering around him. He was answering with folded

hands in the style of his home minister.

We were doing this for the first time in our lives, so it felt a little awkward. When I was admitted to the hospital at the age of twenty-six, I had never done anything.

He had thought that he would have such an experience in another world someday. He regretted- it would have been better if he had brought a kurta, cap and dhoti for this

occasion.

The Prime Minister of India was watching this scene sitting on the television and thinking, the atmosphere has been created for my goodwill visit.

A few months passed.

One day a special session of the Parliament was called. There was a lot of commotion. Since it was a secret session, the report was not published but some words came

out after hitting the walls of the Parliament.

The members were walking in anger-

No one gets his sick father treated.

No one saves the drowning children.

No one can extinguish the fire of Jitemka.

The man became worse than an animal. .


The government should resign immediately.

The Prime Minister of the second moon called Matadeen. Matadeen looked – he had grown very old. It seemed that he had not slept for many nights.

The Prime Minister said with tears in his eyes- Mata Diji, we are
,
very grateful to you and the Government of India. Now we have to return to your country.

Please go back.

Mata Di said- I will go only after finishing 'Tamat'.

The Prime Minister said- you can take the rest of the salary - take the salary, take the salary.

Mata Di said- our principle is: we love work, not money.


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Finally the Prime Minister of Chand wrote a secret letter to the Prime
Minister of India. On the fourth day Matadidi received an order from his IG to

return. He kept in mind the stone for polishing heels for SP sahab's house and left Chand. The

police stopped him when they

saw him go. It remained a mystery for a long time that what happened in Chand that Matadidi had to return suddenly like
this. What did the Prime Minister of Chand say to the

Prime Minister of India? One day that letter

was sent to him. It read- Many thanks for providing us the services of this Doctor Matadidi. But now you send her back

immediately. We considered India a friendly country, but you have treated us like an enemy. You

have betrayed us, the innocent people. The consequences of what your

mother and father did to our police are as follows: No one goes to a dying man, lest he be accused of murder. A son does
not take care of his sick father. He takes care of him, so that when his father dies, he is not accused of murder. Houses

keep burning and no one goes to extinguish them - lest a conspiracy is hatched against him for setting them on fire.

Children keep drowning in the river and no one saves them, so that she can be accused of drowning the children. All

human relations are ending. Mata Di has destroyed half of our culture. If she stays here, she will destroy the entire culture.
She should be immediately sent to Ramrajya.

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