Ghoulfriends Just Want To Have Fun
Ghoulfriends Just Want To Have Fun
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For Brooklyn’s newest monsters, Ronan and Emmett
Special thanks to Emily Kelly and Darren Sander
unfettered by even the faintest wisp of cloud, a large wrought-iron gate
shimmered brightly in the sunshine. The landscape was empty and eerily
still, save for a few silky spider threads fluttering around the spindly black
bars. Looming in the distance, just behind the fence, was the Gothic
window–filled facade of Monster High. And though everything appeared
just as bright and cheerful as it always did, something ominous lingered in
the air—something that hinted at unfinished business.
Three shadows crept slowly toward the gate, instantly altering the barren
landscape. Distorted by the sun, their arms, legs, and torsos morphed in and
out of carnival-mirror caricatures. Breaking away from the pack, a long and
sinewy arm reached for the fence, wrapping five fingers tightly around the
bars.
“Ouch!” Venus McFlytrap screeched as she quickly released her hand
from the gate. “Can someone please explain why we’re down here so early?
My vines haven’t even woken up yet,” she grumbled, rife with attitude,
before stifling a yawn.
The emerald-skinned daughter of the plant monster then draped her long
pink-and-green-striped hair over her pet potted plant, Chewlian. Much like
a curtain, it shielded him from the blazing sun.
“Poor Chewy. I think his leaves are wilting,” Venus said as she tenderly
watched him snap at a passing gnat. “Well, at least the heat hasn’t affected
his appetite.”
“Rochelle, are you going to tell me the plan or what?” Venus griped as
she pushed back her vines to theatrically check her watch.
“Paragraph 6.8 of the Gargoyle Code of Ethics states, en detail, that a
gargoyle must abide by his or her word. And I gave Skelita Calaveras and
Jinafire Long my word that I would be their tour guide on their first day at
Monster High.”
“I really am as keen as a jelly bean to meet your new friends. If only
Venus and I could have gone on the trip to Scaris, then they’d be our friends
too,” Robecca buzzed as she turned to look at Penny, whose left wing was
emitting a slight squeak as it flapped. “I think it’s time for someone to get
an oil change at Grind ’n’ Gears.”
While the sun continued to shine brightly, the three ghouls lapsed into
silence, their minds drifting to the many things that lay ahead. First to the
excitement of seeing old friends, then to the homework they were soon to
be burdened with, and finally to the still-unexplained monster whisper.
Never one to keep something to herself, Robecca abruptly squawked,
breaking the silence. “Eek! I can’t stop thinking about Signore Vitriola’s
warning! Do you think he was right? Will those responsible for the whisper
soon return? Oh, just the thought of it makes me want to blow a gasket!”
“Robecca, s’il ghoul plaît, you mustn’t blow a gasket so early in the day.
Though, I understand the feeling. It certainly was a precarious time with the
students and faculty unable to think for themselves,” Rochelle remembered
somberly.
“Ghouls, you’re missing the point. It’s not about whether those
responsible will return; it’s whether they ever left,” Venus stated pointedly.
“Are you referring to Madame Flapper?” Rochelle questioned Venus
while cradling Roux in her arms and rocking him, much to the petite
creature’s delight.
“I just don’t know if I believe Miss Flapper’s story. I mean, you have to
admit it’s pretty convenient. She claims she was under a spell too, erasing
any and all responsibility for brainwashing the school,” Venus answered,
absolutely bristling with suspicion.
“But what about the way Miss Flapper reacted when she heard what she
had done? She was devastated,” Robecca recalled.
“Um, hello! She was acting.” Venus scoffed, shaking her head at her
ghoulfriend’s naïveté.
“Good golly. If that’s true, she’s one heck of an actress. Maybe even
better than Feral Streak!” Robecca remarked with astonishment.
“At this point it’s impossible for any of us to say for sure whether Miss
Flapper was in fact behind the whisper or simply another one of its
casualties. And for that reason, we must keep our eyes open at all times.
Except of course if something sharp is careening toward our heads or if
we’re sleeping,” Rochelle clarified earnestly as Venus and Robecca stifled
laughter.
“Hey, ghouls, talk about the early birds catching the worm,” casually clad
sea creature Lagoona Blue called out in her Mosstrailian accent as her
sometimes boyfriend, Gil Webber, scampered up behind her.
“Lagoona! Gil!” Venus, Robecca, and Rochelle greeted the couple
warmly, pleased that the hour had finally come for the school day to begin.
“Morning, mates!” Lagoona said warmly. “Say, Venus, did you get my
e-mail about the oil spill?”
“Ugh, those careless cretins make me so angry! I wish I could pollinate
every single one of them!” Venus huffed furiously, thinking of how helpful
her pollens of persuasion could be in convincing greedy oilmen to take
better care of the ocean.
“Boo-la-la, Venus,” Rochelle remarked. “You mustn’t get so upset.
You’re turning red, which is not a good thing for someone who is supposed
to be green.”
“She’s right, mate. The only way to help the environment is to keep
calm and swim on,” Lagoona concurred before she and Gil joined a slow-
moving pack of zombies en route to the entrance to Monster High.
“Nice updo, Rochelle!” a beautifully coiffed werewolf exclaimed while
sashaying past the trio.
“Merci boo-coup, Clawdeen,” Rochelle gushed, proudly patting her bun
still held neatly in place with the bright yellow scarf.
“Gee whiz, did you get a gander at Clawdeen? The hair, the clothes, the
pearly-white fangs—she’s the absolute, the cat’s meow,” Robecca mused as
she watched the ghoul strut confidently away in purple wedge sneakers.
“Did someone say fangs?” Draculaura, the daughter of Dracula, asked
with a wink.
The fair-skinned ghoul with pink-and-black-striped hair then lifted the
straw in her iron shake to her perfectly glossed mouth. As a vegetarian
vampire, she had no choice but to supplement her diet with iron shakes.
Fortunately she had long ago learned how to sip without smudging her
lipstick.
“Hey, Draculaura!” Robecca thundered happily as Venus and Rochelle
waved hello.
“Ghouls,” Draculaura said, squinting in the bright light. “I’d love to stop
and chat, but this sun is definitely not vampire-friendly.”
“Tell me about it. My bolts are burning up,” Frankie Stein, the
gorgeously mint-green daughter of Frankenstein, interjected as she stepped
out from behind a passing werewolf.
“Wow, Frankie, nice stitches,” Draculaura noted with an approving nod.
“Thanks. I had to stay up all night sewing, but it was worth it to look
voltage for the first day back,” Frankie replied as she and Draculaura
continued walking together toward the main entrance to Monster High.
“Oh great,” Venus whined sarcastically. “Get ready to curtsy. Royalty’s
approaching.”
Dressed in opulent gold bandages and a shimmering jeweled headdress,
Cleo de Nile was rather hard to miss, especially with her handsome
boyfriend, Deuce Gorgon, following close behind. Their romance was proof
positive that opposites really do attract. For where Cleo was extraordinarily
demanding, to put it nicely, Deuce was laid-back and easygoing.
“Hey, Rochelle,” Deuce greeted the blushing gargoyle amiably, inciting
a stampede of butterflies through her stomach. “Robecca, Venus, how are
you ghouls?”
“Deuce? The sun is really hot, sort of like me,” Cleo interrupted as she
reached out, grabbed his arm, and pulled him along. “We need to get inside
before my eyelashes melt off.”
Mere seconds after they escaped earshot, Venus turned to Rochelle with
a raised eyebrow and a knowing smirk. “Crush much?”
“As you are well aware, I am no longer with Garrott DuRoque; however,
that does not change the fact that Deuce is still very much with Cleo, and
per the Gargoyle Code of Ethics—”
“Save your citation. We get the drift,” Venus interjected as her body
tensed and her vines fluttered at the sight of a sleek orange werecat
approaching.
Sauntering toward the gate was Monster High’s most notoriously
difficult pupil: the stripe-faced and perky-eared Toralei Stripe.
“Was that Cleo?” she purred, seamlessly blending judgment and disdain
as she flicked her fur forelock away from the dark orange spot surrounding
her left eye. “I thought I smelled something.”
“Cleo is a bit of a perfumista. Rumor has it she has a different scent for
each day of the week,” Robecca chimed in. “Sadly, I can’t wear perfume.
My steam washes it right off.”
“Actually, I was referring to the smell of something gone bad, like, past
its expiration date,” Toralei corrected Robecca. “Come on, ghouls, don’t
you know anything? Mummies are rotten.”
“Talk about words that could make someone wilt,” Venus mumbled
under her breath, clearly shocked by the werecat’s comments.
“Toralei, it is my duty as a gargoyle to correct inaccurate information.
Therefore, I must tell you: Mummies are not rotten but rather well
preserved. To put it simply, Cleo suffers from neither decay nor
decomposition,” Rochelle stated in a highly matter-of-fact manner.
Toralei squinted and slowly looked the gargoyle up and down, taking in
everything from her silver peep-toe shoes to her shimmering rosy locks.
“Oh, I get it now,” Toralei hissed. “You dressed up like Ms.
Kindergrubber on purpose. I’ve got to say, the scarf’s a nice touch.”
As Rochelle recoiled in both horror and humiliation, Toralei twitched
her perky little ears. It was one of the werecat’s most noted idiosyncrasies;
she did it to congratulate herself anytime she bested another monster.
“Jeepers! That was weirder than a turtle winning a marathon,” Robecca
whispered as Toralei glided away with a self-satisfied smile.
“What are you talking about? She always acts like that,” Venus shot
back with a perplexed expression.
“No, not Toralei! I’m talking about how normal everyone is acting. It’s
as if they’ve completely forgotten about the brainwashing episode!”
“You know what, Robecca? You’re absolutely right,” Venus agreed as
she glanced over at the throng of students making their way toward Monster
High’s main entrance. “Look at them—zombies, werewolves, vampires—
they’re all totally relaxed, without so much as a lingering suspicion.”
“Yes, but to be fair, they don’t remember the details like we do. They
were in a haze. And without clear, lucid memories, it’s much easier for
them to move on,” Rochelle stated firmly.
“Yeah, but move on to what?” Venus asked solemnly. “What’s coming
next could be even worse.”
the unmistakable scent of stewed cabbage and body odor instantly
announced the arrival of the trolls. While highly regarded for their
patrolling abilities, the stout creatures with bulbous features were
notoriously unhygienic. So unpleasant and gag-inducing was their stench—
especially that of their long, greasy locks—that barbershops in town had
taken to posting NO TROLLS signs in the windows. And though it
reminded the elderly of the days when monsters were ranked by species, no
one could blame the barbers. After all, trolls rarely washed their hair more
than once a calendar year—twice if they happened to have a date with a
non-troll.
“Why no in school?” a chubby troll with a wide variety of moles and
dangerously dirty fingernails grunted at Robecca, Rochelle, and Venus in
broken English.
“Wow, there really is nothing quite like the scent of troll,” Venus
mumbled quietly.
“Excuse me, but the bell has not rung. Thus we are not technically
required to be inside the school yet,” Rochelle politely responded.
Standing directly behind the troll was yet another troll, equally unclean.
However, this one was also releasing small showers of saliva with each
rattling breath that he drew. Having noted this unfortunate quirk, Venus,
Rochelle, and Robecca each took one large step back, silently promising to
look into both nose plugs and goggles as soon as possible.
Venus nodded. “I only wish Mr. D’eath’s first time wearing it hadn’t
been on a date with that dragon who messed with everyone’s minds.”
“Venus, while I harbor many of the same suspicions you do about
Madame Flapper, you must remember that we don’t have proof one way or
another,” Rochelle reprimanded her friend lightly. “We’ll just have to wait
and see….”
“Wait and see?” Robecca repeated nervously. “That’s our plan?”
Rochelle and Venus shrugged.
“That’s our plan,” echoed Venus.
as the trio walked down the main corridor, a whiff of high-grade oil passed
beneath Robecca’s petite copper nose. Instantly she was reminded that her
mechanical penguin was in need of a little wing maintenance.
“Ghouls, I’m going to pop into Grind ’n’ Gears and get Penny a quick
oil change,” Robecca called out as Rochelle and Venus forged ahead toward
the dormitory.
Monster High’s auto shop, known as Grind ’n’ Gears, was a stainless
steel–lined room dedicated to servicing all things mechanical with hydraulic
lifts, state-of-the-art oiling apparatuses, and more types of gear grease than
salad dressings at a buffet. After bumping into multiple contraptions,
knocking over a can of bolts, and screaming “Deary me!” at least three
times, Robecca finally summoned a well-oiled mechanical creature with
silver-plated limbs and grease-stained coveralls who emerged from the back
room.
“What can I do for you?” the piston-powered old man asked while using
a nail as a toothpick.
“Mr. Borg, my mechanical penguin Penny’s left wing is squeaking, and
even though it doesn’t bother me in the slightest, I can tell it’s driving her
absolutely batty. And as you know, batty is not a good thing for a bird.”
“Call me Sid. Now take the pipsqueak to oiling station seven while I get
my glasses,” he replied casually. “This shouldn’t take more than a few
minutes.”
Robecca promptly deposited Penny at oiling station seven, patted her on
the head, and began nosing around the auto shop. So many advancements
had come to pass while she was disassembled, imbuing her with a great
deal of curiosity about all things mechanical.
While fiddling with a sleek metal contraption, Robecca suddenly
paused, overwhelmed by a most familiar sensation. She was late. She was
absolutely certain of it. Although she hadn’t a clue what for. All Robecca
knew was that every inch of her copper-plated body was screaming,
“You’re late!” And so she stormed out of Grind ’n’ Gears, having yet again
forgotten about Penny.
Upon arriving at the Chamber of Gore and Lore, Robecca, Rochelle, and
Venus quickly set about freshening up before dinner. However, in the midst
of Rochelle glossing her lips, Venus buffing her leaves, and Robecca
greasing her gears, the trio heard something peculiar. It was the familiar
sound of footsteps, one after the other, only it was coming from a most
unusual place—the ceiling.
“I think someone’s up there,” Robecca whispered to the others.
“Maybe it’s Miss Sue Nami fixing something?” Venus thought aloud.
“With all due respect to Miss Sue Nami, if she were walking across our
ceiling, I am rather certain she would crash through,” Rochelle pronounced
assuredly. “No, it has to be someone lighter, someone with a perfectly
logical reason to be walking in the crawl space between the dormitory and
the attic.”
“Maybe it’s a troll sent to rescue a wayward bat?” Robecca posited
doubtfully.
“Maybe,” Venus mumbled as she followed the footsteps across the
room, stopping only when she came to the wall.
A muffled thud reverberated through the plywood and plaster between
the rooms, prompting the three ghouls to look at one another curiously.
“Well, whoever it is just jumped into our neighbor’s room…” Venus
trailed off before covering her mouth with her hands in shock.
“Eek! Do you think one of the trolls is a burglar?” Robecca squealed
quietly while simultaneously furrowing her brow and frowning.
“Absolutely not, Robecca,” Rochelle replied firmly.
“Think about who lives next door,” Venus urged.
“Miss Flapper,” Robecca mumbled, still unsure of what to make of the
situation. “But if it’s a troll visiting Miss Flapper, why not use the door?
Why sneak in through the ceiling? She is, after all, seen with trolls all the
time.”
“You make a very good point,” Rochelle acknowledged as the sound of
an angry yet muffled voice came through the wall.
The trio immediately pressed their ears against the smooth white
surface, absolutely desperate to make out what was being said. But alas, it
was impossible—the wall was simply too thick. As Rochelle sighed in
defeat and Robecca plopped onto a bed, Venus tiptoed over to the window
and opened it as quietly as possible.
“You must never come here again! If someone sees you, I’m finished!
And I’ve worked too hard and come too close for this not to succeed!” a
stern voice hissed angrily, followed shortly thereafter by the sound of
footsteps once again trotting across the ceiling.
After closing the window, Venus, Robecca, and Rochelle huddled
together in the far corner of the room.
“Was that Miss Flapper?” Venus whispered to the others. “It sounded
like her, only much louder and harsher.”
“Pulling pistons! I don’t like the way ‘I’ve worked too hard for this not
to succeed’ sounded,” Robecca muttered nervously.
“I only wish we could have seen who she was talking to,” Rochelle said
regretfully. “Now then, paragraph 3.9 of the Gargoyle Code of Ethics
clearly states that one must share with the authorities any and all
information relating to a possible crime. So, with that in mind, I suggest we
track down Headmistress Bloodgood and Miss Sue Nami.”
“I’m not trying to be a thorn about this, because I know how seriously
you take your code of conduct, but I think you’re wrong. We don’t know
who Miss Flapper is working with, so I hardly think it’s wise to be talking
to anyone at this point,” Venus stated confidently.
“In the name of the goat’s boat, are you implying Miss Sue Nami or the
headmistress could be involved?” Robecca asked with an audible gulp.
“No, I don’t think so,” Venus said, shaking her head. “But I just don’t
think it’s smart to talk to them without solid proof. Because if they aren’t
sure about what we’re saying, they could repeat it.”
“And that would jeopardize not only our personal safety but the
school’s,” Rochelle agreed.
After waiting patiently for Miss Flapper to exit her room, the ghouls
then crept carefully downstairs. However, mere seconds after blending into
the crowd of students in the main corridor, Venus spotted the stunningly
beautiful dragon speaking with none other than Headmistress Bloodgood.
“Tell me, Rochelle, is there such a thing as Two-Faced Teacher
Syndrome?” Venus asked through gritted teeth, her nose twitching as her
pollens of persuasion rumbled beneath the surface.
“I can say with absolute certainty that there is no medically recognized
syndrome of that name,” Rochelle responded in her formal manner.
“I must say it’s a real funky monkey having Miss Flapper living next
door to us. Talk about heebie-jeebie central,” Robecca mumbled. “Oh, just
thinking about it makes me steam up.”
“S’il ghoul plaît, Robecca, you must calm down or you’ll be damp and
frizzy before we even reach the Creepateria,” Rochelle advised her friend as
Miss Flapper, now dressed in a floor-length violet gown, ambled away from
the headmistress.
“Come on, ghouls, let’s do a little investigating,” Venus said as she
approached Headmistress Bloodgood.
“Well, if it isn’t three of my favorite students—tied with your
classmates, of course. As you know, a headmistress cannot play favorites.
Now then, if this is about a schedule change, you’re going to have to speak
with Mr. D’eath. Last I heard he was having a picnic by himself in the
middle of the Casketball court. Speaking of which, the court is in desperate
need of a wax. It’s getting so that I can barely see my own reflection in it.
Anyway, I really must be going, but thank you so much for bringing the
terrible state of the Casketball court to my attention.”
“Um, actually, we didn’t. We haven’t even had a chance to say anything
yet,” Venus stated awkwardly.
“Really?” Headmistress Bloodgood responded with a most puzzled
expression. “My apologies, ghouls. Now then, what can I do for you?”
“It’s about the incident last semester. Have you heard anything else?”
Venus inquired.
The sun had barely crested over the scattering of clouds when Robecca
flung back her comforter, grabbed Penny, and dashed out of her dorm room
without so much as a word to her sleeping roommates.
“I’m late! I’m late! Why am I always so late?” Robecca mumbled to
herself as she stormed down the dormitory hall, taking out the silky spider
curtain in the process.
It wasn’t until the time-challenged ghoul found the Creepateria door
locked that it occurred to her that she might not be late, but really, really
early instead.
“Oh, Penny! I was so sure I was late; I didn’t even think to see if
Rochelle and Venus were still in the room. Why is it that time is never on
my side?”
Later that morning Rochelle and Venus sat in the Libury researching the
school’s floor plan in an attempt to see how Miss Flapper’s visitor might
have accessed the crawl space between the attic and the dormitory’s ceiling.
With both of their heads buried in blueprints, they heard a familiar
screeching sound reverberate throughout the quiet, dust-filled room.
“Looking for us?” Venus asked, flinging her pink-and-green hair over
her shoulder.
“Boo-la-la, Robecca! Where have you been? It’s most disconcerting to
start the day with a missing roommate,” Rochelle huffed, “especially in
light of our new neighbor.”
“Relax, Rochelle,” said Venus. “Robecca disappearing is as normal as
the sun rising in the east and setting in the west. To be honest, if she didn’t
disappear occasionally, I’d start to worry.”
“Ghouls! We haven’t time for this,” Robecca muttered nervously. “Oh,
just thinking about what I saw makes me want to steam clean my memory!”
“What did you see? Was it Miss Flapper? Did you find out who came to
see her?” Venus asked animatedly.
“Or something worse? Has she brought a new plague to Monster High?
S’il ghoul plaît! I can’t take it! You must tell us!” Rochelle pleaded.
“Okay,” Robecca said as she slowly sat down at the table and began
pulling twigs from her hair.
“Seriously, what happened? It looks like you were attacked by an elm
tree or something,” Venus said as she inspected Robecca closely.
“Actually, I kind of was….”
“This is starting to sound très bizarre,” Rochelle squawked anxiously.
“After I realized that I hadn’t overslept and had actually woken up really
early, I decided to go ahead and post flyers for my Skultimate Roller Maze
lessons,” Robecca stated apprehensively. “Only, while Penny and I were
jetting around campus… I saw…”
“Saw what?” Venus screeched impatiently.
“A white cat! I was so terrified that I slammed into a tree! And, even
worse, I lost Penny in the crash! Do you think the white cat has done
something to her?”
“No, of course not. Knowing Penny, she probably scared the cat off with
her stink eye,” Venus tried to reassure Robecca, albeit not very
convincingly.
“It’s a sign. Whatever Miss Flapper is planning to do is going to be very,
very bad,” Robecca babbled, rife with fear.
“A white cat is not good… not good at all,” Venus seconded as she
pulled at her vines. “Is it me or is it starting to feel like a greenhouse in
here?”
“It’s you,” Rochelle replied curtly as she shook her head and sighed,
clearly dismayed by the conversation. “White cats are no more a threat to us
than black cats are to normies. This is nothing more than a silly monster
superstition—”
“But I’ve heard stories,” Venus interrupted.
“About them being bad omens? Oh, what nonsense! I thought you
ghouls were smarter than this,” the levelheaded gargoyle snapped, packing
up her book bag.
“You’ve got to admit, Rochelle, in light of what we just heard, it could
mean something,” Robecca said softly, almost reticently.
“It means you two are more susceptible to silly stories than I previously
thought. Now that is not to say that we aren’t in danger; we very well might
be, but it has nothing to do with a white cat,” Rochelle replied, before
looking directly at Robecca. “And please comb your hair before class. It
looks like a forest, there are so many twigs in there!”
“Where are you going?” Venus called out as Rochelle made her way
toward the door.
“I have my first session with Trick and Treat this morning.”
“The trolls from Catacombing class?” Robecca asked.
“Yes, they were the first ones to sign up. They are clearly very eager to
improve their English and learn about hygiene,” Rochelle explained as she
waved good-bye.
Rochelle chose the Study Howl for her first trolltutoring session for two
very good reasons: one, it was quiet; and two, there wasn’t any food
available. Having previously seen trolls eat, she knew it was wise to avoid
experiencing it up close. Unfortunately, she hadn’t realized that, even
without food, seeing trolls up close was a rather memorable occurrence.
Seated two feet away from the trolls’ greasy, grimy, and gritty faces,
Rochelle was able to see a myriad of small bumps and pimples she had not
noticed before. And while her syllabus currently did not contain a section
on dermatology, she recognized the need to amend it.
“After squeezing a pea-size portion of antibacterial soap into your
hand…” Rochelle trailed off, distracted by the sight of Trick using her pen
as a toothbrush. “Trick, putting other monsters’ belongings in your mouth
without their permission is considered très rude.”
“Rude!” Treat repeated, before wiping his nose on Rochelle’s yellow
Scaremès scarf.
“You may consider that an early birthday present,” Rochelle said as she
recoiled at the sound of Treat’s mucus flowing into the fine silk fabric.
“Now then, after applying a pea-size quantity of antibacterial soap…”
“Pea-size! Pea-size!” Trick chanted.
“Yes,” Rochelle said through gritted teeth while tapping her claws
impatiently on the tabletop. “You then place your hands under the water…”
“Under table! Under table!” Treat grunted and then lowered himself
beneath the table.
“No, Treat! No! I said under the water, as in you place your soapy hands
under the water! Not under the table!” Rochelle moaned with frustration as
she continued to click her claws harshly against the desktop.
“Hey, what’d that table ever do to you?” a smooth voice called out to
Rochelle.
Instantly pumped with adrenaline, having recognized the voice as
Deuce’s, Rochelle quickly looked away with embarrassment.
“Zut! Sometimes I forget how strong I am,” Rochelle lamented as she
looked down at the cracked table.
“Hey, Trick. Hey, Treat,” Deuce said to the trolls while offering a
friendly head nod.
Both Trick and Treat immediately calmed down, clearly intimidated by
Deuce—and with good reason. The story of Deuce accidentally turning one
of their colleagues to stone the previous semester had quickly spread
through the troll community.
“I’ve got to say, I’m a little surprised to see you hanging out with trolls.
Did you have a fight with Robecca and Venus?” Deuce asked while fiddling
with his snake-filled Mohawk.
“No, of course not. They’re my best ghoulfriends. As part of my
Frightingale duties, I’ve volunteered to tutor trolls in hygiene and English.
However, getting them to listen to me is harder than getting Robecca to
class on time.”
“Really? They always seem to listen to me. I can help you out if you’d
like,” Deuce proposed generously.
“You would do that for me?” Rochelle blathered as she blushed.
“After what you did for the school last semester? Of course!”
“You’re the first monster to even bring that up. It’s like everyone else
has forgotten. They’re not even worried that it might happen again,”
Rochelle said while shaking her head, clearly confused by her classmates’
lack of concern.
“It’s not that everyone has forgotten. It’s that when we look around, we
don’t see any reason for concern. Everything looks pretty normal. And as
we all know, there’s no use worrying about something that might not even
happen,” Deuce explained, breaking into a smile.
“That’s easy for you to say; you’re not a gargoyle.”
the scent of cheese casketdillas wafted through the Creepateria as students
swapped tales about the start of school, discussing everything from their
teachers’ clothes to the new captain of the Skultimate Roller Maze team.
Positioned conspicuously among the young monsters were the lunch
monitors, Mr. D’eath and Miss Sue Nami. Seated in bone-cold silence, Mr.
D’eath mentally reviewed his regret list while Miss Sue Nami considered
how best to handle the increasing amount of lip she was receiving from the
trolls.
Two tables away, engrossed in a most serious conversation about
cleaning up the environment, were Lagoona and Venus.
“I just don’t get it, mate. We only have one planet. Why are we trashing
it? And I mean that literally: Why are we stashing trash inside mountains?”
Lagoona asked as she lifted her cheese casketdilla to her mouth.
“Don’t even get me started on landfills; just the thought of them makes
my pollen go crazy! How could anyone think stuffing a mountain with trash
is a good idea? How is that a viable long-term solution to our waste
problem? I mean, is anyone in graverment even paying attention?” Venus
asked with palpable frustration.
“Sometimes it doesn’t feel like it, but there must be other monsters
concerned about the oceans and forests and—”
“Excuse me, ghouls,” a velvety voice interrupted.
Standing before Lagoona and Venus, dressed in a leopard-print jumpsuit
and a bedazzled red belt, was none other than Toralei Stripe. As the werecat
rarely graced her classmates with her presence in the Creepateria, the two
environmentalists were more than a little taken aback.
“I hate to bother you ghouls while you’re chowing, but I was wondering
if you could sign my petition. It’s super important,” Toralei said as she
batted her long feline eyelashes.
“You started a petition? For what? To put milk in the drinking
fountains?” Venus said with a giggle.
“A cat joke? How lame. But then again, what else should I expect from
a lowly house plant?” Toralei responded harshly.
“Always such a pleasure,” Venus mumbled sarcastically to herself.
“So what’s the petition about, mate?” Lagoona asked curiously.
“There are these two super weird ghouls trying to turn Monster High’s
back field into a trash dump. It’s just not right, so I’m going to stop them,”
Toralei explained.
Eyes darted frenetically around the room, searching for the origin of the
scream, until Frankie Stein slowly rose from her chair. The mint-green
ghoul’s delicate hands were clasped over her mouth as the students
followed her gaze to the ceiling, where an albino bat quietly flapped its
wings. Stark white and approximately the size of a house cat, the creature
appeared rather angelic, at least to the unmonstrous eye. For just as
monsters viewed white cats as omens of bad, terrible, horrendous luck,
white bats were also bad signs.
Gasps, whispers, and cries tore through the room as ghouls and boys
alike fretted that they might never make it out of the Creepateria alive.
“What’s coming? What terrible thing is going to happen to us?” Frankie
babbled as Robecca and Venus exchanged a nervous look. Although both
loathed admitting it to the ever-logical Rochelle, they too believed that
white cats and bats were omens of bad luck.
“Absolutely nothing is going to happen! Rien! Or if something does
happen, it will have nothing to do with a bat!” Rochelle stated firmly,
having stood up on her chair to make sure everyone could hear her. “There
is unquestionably no truth to this legend of white cats and bats bringing bad
luck. It’s all just superstitious nonsense!”
Voices of dissent quickly sprang up all over the Creepateria, much to
Rochelle’s surprise.
“What does she know? She’s just a gargoyle.”
“Poor kid, she has her head stuck so far in the gravel, she doesn’t even
know what’s happening.”
“Bad luck will probably strike her first, then her pet griffin.”
“What a stone head!”
“S’il ghoul plaît, think about this logically,” Rochelle pleaded from atop
her perch, which was now creaking loudly under her weight.
“Rochelle? I think you need to step down,” Venus instructed her friend
as Skelita slipped away, hiding behind a nearby garbage can.
“But I must try to reason with our classmates. It’s my duty as a
gargoyle,” Rochelle proclaimed seriously.
“Okay, but we’re pretty sure the chair’s going to collapse any second
now,” Robecca interjected, instantly prompting Rochelle to step down.
“Now that I think about it, I can reason just as well from down here as
from up there,” Rochelle said as she surveyed the many frightened faces in
the crowd.
“Non-adult entities,” Miss Sue Nami roared as she jumped up from the
lunch monitors’ table. “Step to the back of the Creepateria and wait for the
appropriate authorities to arrive and handle the intruder.”
“Appropriate authorities? Intruder?” Rochelle repeated in shock. “It’s a
bat! There are a thousand of them living in the corridors. The only
difference is this one’s white. Can’t you see? It’s discrimination, plain and
simple.”
But alas no one listened to Rochelle; they merely continued to whisper,
whimper, and whine about the loathsome bat.
“That’s it! I’m going to handle this situation myself,” Rochelle
proclaimed to Robecca and Venus.
“What in the name of the flea’s sneeze are you going to do?” Robecca
asked Rochelle as small traces of steam exited her ears.
“I am going to humanely capture the creature, using one of my trusted
accessories,” Rochelle said as she pulled a new Scaremès scarf from her
bag. “Now I just need to find a ladder.”
However, as Rochelle started toward the supply cupboard, the
Creepateria doors flew open, smashing thunderously against the wall.
“Has anyone seen a white bat?” Henry Hunchback shrieked hysterically.
Covered head to toe in a thick white residue, similar to the consistency
of maple syrup, Henry looked as though he’d been dunked in paint. After
momentarily pausing to take in the boy’s odd appearance, the students
silently pointed to the bat flapping quietly in the corner.
“Non-adult entity, you have a lot of explaining to do. As you can
imagine, the arrival of a white bat has caused a great deal of anxiety in the
students,” Miss Sue Nami bellowed, before beginning an epic shake all over
Henry. But seeing as he was covered head to toe in white goo, he hardly
minded.
“It all started when I was in Mad Science class. I wasn’t really paying
attention when Mr. Hack explained the experiment. Instead, I was thinking
about what Coach Igor had said about improving my Casketball game—”
“This explanation is taking too long. Get to the point, or you will have
detention in the dungeon, or as I call it the no-fungeon,” Miss Sue Nami
interrupted.
“I messed up the experiment, so I had to stay in at lunch to redo it. Only,
I messed it up again, and this time it exploded all over me and the bat!”
“Okay, non-adult entity, but that still doesn’t explain how the bat got in
here.”
“I thought it would be funny to leave the little guy in my dorm room as a
joke, to mess with my roommate, Cy. But as you can see, he got away from
me….”
As the Creepateria erupted in laughter, Robecca, Venus, and Rochelle
looked at one another and smiled.
“Honestly, ghouls, you mustn’t believe in superstition, only cold, hard
facts,” Rochelle lectured her friends.
“Oh? You mean like the fact that Miss Flapper is planning something
with someone, and we still don’t have a clue about any of it?” Venus
quipped.
“Yes, exactly,” Rochelle said, clearly deflated by Venus’s reminder.
venus awoke to a gray and overcast sky devoid of even the faintest hint of
blue. The absence of the sun always left the ghoul feeling rather gloomy;
she was a plant, after all. Pushing back her mummy-gauze and werewolf-fur
sheets, the green ghoul crept out of bed, grabbed the watering can, and gave
Chewy his morning shower. As the droplets dribbled down her pet plant’s
leaves, Venus turned her gaze toward the fledgling compost pile.
In the nine hours since Venus had last looked out her dormitory window,
the small recycling area for biodegradable substances had been vandalized.
A slew of hand-painted signs proclaiming THERE’S NO ROOM FOR
TRASH AT MONSTER HIGH now surrounded the perimeter of the
compost pile. Her physical reaction was instantaneous: Her temperature
rose, her nose twitched, and her eyes watered. Venus’s anger grew
exponentially as she thought of Toralei, 100 percent certain the werecat was
responsible for the defacement.
Seething with rage, Venus could no longer control herself or her nose.
The young ghoul exploded, quite literally, all over the glass. So loud and
boisterous was the sneeze that it jolted both Rochelle and Robecca awake.
“C’est très interessant. It looks like a piece of modern art,” Rochelle
mused as she gazed at the large orange splotches of pollen on the glass.
“Jeez Louise, that doesn’t speak very highly of modern art, does it?”
“Did you see what Toralei did to the compost pile? I have half a mind to
tell Frankie and Draculaura at the next Frightingale Society meeting! I
mean seriously, what is wrong with her? Why is she such a mully?” Venus
raged, slamming her well-manicured feet against the floor.
“I loathe correcting you at a moment like this, but as you know, I have a
duty. Mully is not a real word, and the simple act of saying it cannot make it
one,” Rochelle clarified in a dry, almost academic tone.
Venus’s eyes suddenly pricked with water as her nose once again began
to twitch.
“Rochelle, maybe now isn’t the best time to dissect the legitimacy of
Venus’s vocabulary,” Robecca advised as she stepped out of the line of fire.
“But paragraph 11.3 of the Gargoyle Code of Ethics explicitly states that
one must never allow poor timing to interfere with the truth.”
And with that, Venus released another sneeze, albeit smaller, all over
Rochelle. Dusted in orange powder, the granite ghoul immediately broke
into the most peculiar grin.
“Merci boo-coup, Venus! You’re absolutely right: Toralei is a mully.
And as a matter of fact, I plan on announcing just that at our next
Frightingale Society meeting,” Rochelle yammered, her eyes glazed over.
“Oh brother, this is not good,” Robecca said as she and Penny shook
their heads judgmentally at Venus.
Following a short walk to the Coffin Bean, Robecca, Rochelle, Venus, and
Cy found that Draculaura was indeed correct: The teachers were holding a
support group, or more aptly, a complaining session.
“None of them appreciates the art of cooking. That’s why I want a
citywide ban on all take-away food and microwavable meals. Then they’ll
have to learn to cook,” Ms. Kindergrubber ranted, before being interrupted
by Mr. Hack.
“That’s nothing! I’ve got kids asking to borrow my mask all day long;
they want to use it to scare their friends,” Mr. Hack huffed.
Unsure of whether they should interrupt the meeting or wait, Rochelle
ultimately made the call, remembering that the Gargoyle Code of Ethics
states it’s always better to voice concerns sooner rather than later.
“Gee whiz, we hate to interrupt you when you’re chatting and drinking
an iced blended, but could we speak to you for a quick second, Mr.
Mummy?” Robecca asked politely.
“Of course,” the gauze-covered teacher stated as he rose from the table.
“We normally wouldn’t bother you after school hours, but we found this
note hidden inside the doll of doom. And it smells faintly of Miss Flapper’s
perfume,” Venus explained.
Mr. Mummy took a quick glance at the parchment paper, lifted it to his
nose, and then instantly shook his head.
“Ghouls, it smells like flowers. That could be anyone’s perfume. Plus,
it’s probably been there for more than a century. Trust me, whoever it’s
warning us about is long gone,” Mr. Mummy said, before handing back the
paper and exiting the Coffin Bean with the rest of the teachers.
“For the last time, we are not having an Egyptian theme,” Toralei
screeched loudly, garnering the attention of everyone in the coffee shop.
“Fine, but we’re not having a striped-cat theme either!” Cleo shot back
furiously.
Standing a few feet away was the continuously warring duo of Toralei
and Cleo, both holding iced blendeds in their hands. However, the
beverages were not simply resting in their fingers but were aimed at each
other like weapons.
“Babe, I want you to put down the iced blended,” Deuce instructed Cleo.
“You’re wearing your favorite gold-gauze jumpsuit. You wouldn’t want to
mess that up now, would you?”
“I would rather ruin every outfit in my tomb than agree to a cat-themed
Hex Factor.”
“Cleo, don’t talk like that. It really scares me,” Deuce mumbled as he
gave Clawdeen a worried look.
“Toralei? Cleo? What if you both lower your drinks at the same time?”
Clawdeen suggested as she played with the tips of her finely groomed hair.
“Then we’ll sit down and find some kind of compromise. Maybe an
Egyptian cat–themed show or perhaps nothing to do with Egypt or cats at
all.”
“Forget it, Clawdeen. It’s never going to happen. We’re only two weeks
away, so we’re doing it my way, which is of course the best way,” Toralei
stated as she raised her iced blended ever so slightly, prompting Cleo to do
the same.
As the tension grew, every eye in the Coffin Bean locked on Toralei and
Cleo. No one moved; no one spoke; they simply watched the school’s
biggest egomaniacs fight for control.
Having failed to get through to either Toralei or Cleo, Deuce and
Clawdeen backed away, eager to escape the line of fire. However, as the
two retreated, Jinafire approached. After hearing the commotion, the
Fanghai dragon simply could not hold her tongue, or her fire, any longer.
“Excuse me, ghouls, I could not help but overhear your dilemma. I
believe an old Fanghai proverb might be of some assistance here,” Jinafire
interjected. “ ‘If you fight your foes with an open heart, you might soon call
them friends.’ ”
“Where’s that from? A fortune cookie?” Toralei quipped rudely.
“More like a book on useless sayings,” Cleo huffed, all the while
keeping her eyes trained on Toralei.
“You are both very disrespectful and very immature,” Jinafire
responded, before setting Cleo and Toralei’s iced blendeds ablaze, forcing
the ghouls to drop them instantly.
“Ahhh! What is wrong with you?” Cleo blustered, unnerved from the
sudden and entirely unexpected burst of fire.
“Seriously, are you crazy?” Toralei snapped at Jinafire. “Oh, and you
can forget being asked to join the Frightingale Society, because trust me, it
will never happen. And I do mean never.”
“ ‘Do not mess with a dragon unless you are prepared to get burned,’ ”
Jinafire replied in an eerily calm manner.
“Talk about giving dragons a bad name,” Toralei hissed.
“I do not give dragons a bad name. It is your behavior that gives
monsters a bad name,” Jinafire replied. “And I will have you know that
only last night Miss Flapper told me what an asset I am, not only to the
dragon community but to Monster High.”
“Whether it’s an actual spell or just some serious buttering up, Miss
Flapper is definitely doing something to Skelita and Jinafire. And as usual,
we haven’t a clue why,” Venus whispered to Robecca and Rochelle.
“Pardonnez-moi, Venus, just one second,” Rochelle said, before waving
Jinafire over and addressing the dragon. “While I commend your direct
approach to problem solving, I must remind you that using fire indoors is
very dangerous.”
“I thank you for your advice, but you should know that Miss Flapper has
given me the authority to use my fire as I deem necessary,” Jinafire
answered confidently.
The young dragon then nodded her head, smiled, and walked away.
“She’s either suffering an inflated ego from all of Miss Flapper’s flattery
—”
“Or she’s under the older dragon’s control?” Rochelle interrupted Venus.
“Although, if Miss Flapper is controlling the ghoul, it’s not with a whisper.
Jinafire isn’t acting like the others did last semester.”
“Well, I guess I’ll just add this to the list of things we need to figure
out,” Venus moaned, rife with frustration.
Meanwhile, with pools of iced blended at their feet, Cleo and Toralei
continued staring venomously at each other.
“Frost my firebox, what a terrible mess! Who knew it was even possible
to burn an iced blended?” Robecca blathered to Cleo and Toralei with Cy
hanging right behind her. “I’d be happy to help my fellow Frightingales
clean up—not that either of you have been particularly welcoming, but
there’s always next time.”
“I can help too,” Cy offered kindly, before both Cleo and Toralei turned
and stalked away without so much as uttering a word.
“Or we can do it all ourselves,” Robecca joked to Cy. “Not to worry,
steam cleaning is my specialty.”
later that night, while tucked comfortably in bed, Robecca, Rochelle, and
Venus all found their minds wandering back to the same thing: the note
inside the doll of doom. Was Mr. Mummy right? Was it merely an old relic?
Or was there more to it? Was the faint scent of perfume something to be
inspected?
Hours later, Rochelle’s mind stirred, though the young ghoul was certain
she was dreaming. There was simply no other explanation for the tightness
she felt around her body; it was as though she were in a cocoon. Unable to
move and surrounded by complete and utter whiteness, the gargoyle
repeatedly told herself to wake up. Wake up this instant! But nothing
happened. Irritated by her inability to stir from the dream, the grumpy
gargoyle groused loudly.
“What in the name of the snail’s tail has happened to our friend? She’s
been mummified!” Robecca squealed in her groggy morning voice.
“Boo-la-la! What is happening?” Rochelle called out in bewilderment.
“Hold on, Ro! I’m coming in!” Venus instructed her friend.
A sudden burst of green broke through the white wall, rescuing Rochelle
from the colorless monotony. After a few seconds of pulling and pushing,
Rochelle was freed from what she could now see was an elaborate
spiderweb cocoon.
“I’m thinking maybe it’s time to let Chewy into the hall again.
Obviously, the spider population could use some controlled eatings,” Venus
said, before winking at her naughty, shortsighted pet plant.
“I’m surprised the bats haven’t eaten the spiders,” Robecca wondered
aloud. “Unless, of course, they’ve lost the taste for them. That’s what
happened to me with screamed scorn. After eating it every day for a month,
I suddenly stopped liking it.”
“Boo-la-la. The stitching is simply fangtastique,” Rochelle said,
completely ignoring Robecca as she picked up a swath of the webbing and
wrapped it around her neck like a scarf. “It’s very chic, n’estce pas?”
So elaborate and extensive was the cocoon that hours later, while seated
in Ms. Kindergrubber’s Home Ick class, Rochelle was still pulling silky
spider strands from her hair.
“Don’t worry about the spider threads. They actually look super neat,
sort of like tinsel on a normie Christmas tree. Hey, maybe that’s what you
should do for the Hex Factor! Dress up like a normie Christmas tree,”
Robecca jested while mixing together a batch of Thousand Eyelid Dressing.
“I do not find it complimentary to be compared to a normie Christmas
tree,” Rochelle replied as she continued to search for stray strands.
“I’m giving Howleen Wolf a Skultimate Roller Maze lesson later, if you
want to tag along. After a few spirited spins around the place, every strand
will have been blown off,” Robecca offered with a smile.
“By the way, how are your lessons going?” Venus asked. “Draculaura
mentioned that she hasn’t received one complaint about you being late. I’m
seriously impressed.”
“Uh, um…” Robecca stammered.
“There is no need to stutter, Robecca. There is absolutely no shame in
admitting that Cy has been escorting you to your lessons,” Rochelle stated
directly.
“Deary me! I didn’t think you knew. I know it’s silly, but I was trying to
impress you ghouls, to show you that when I put my mind to it, I can arrive
on time,” Robecca admitted guiltily.
“You were trying to impress us? We’re your ghoulfriends. Plus, there’s
nothing wrong with having an off internal clock,” Venus explained, before
raising her eyebrows. “I actually think freaky flaws kind of rule. Unless, of
course, yours happens to be a desire to control the school and possibly
destroy an entire crop of free-thinking young creatures.”
“The desire to control or manipulate others is not a freaky flaw; it’s a
personality disorder,” Rochelle clarified as Hoodude dashed frantically into
the room, arms waving wildly in the air.
“Get back, Frankie! I’ll protect you!” Hoodude shouted loudly, before
throwing his body on top of the pretty green ghoul, who was seated nearby.
“Hoodude! What are you doing?” Frankie asked, stifling laughter.
However, before Hoodude could even respond, Lagoona answered
Frankie’s question.
“Bad luck just arrived on our doorstep. And it’s looking mighty fluffy,”
the Mosstrailian sea creature announced while apprehensively eyeing a
puffy white cat that trailed Hoodude.
“Meow,” the furry creature with unusually large ears, supremely long
whiskers, and a bubble-gum-pink nose cried.
“Is this on the record? Because I may quote you on my blog,” Spectra
Vondergeist, a purple-haired ghost, inquired, her chains rattling softly.
“Meow!” The kitten squealed again before stopping to lick its paw.
“Is that all it can say? Because meow isn’t much of a scoop,” Spectra
mumbled, all the while keeping her eyes trained on the small white
creature.
“Students! We must stay calm!” Ms. Kinder-grubber announced
fearfully, as though she had just seen the arrival of the plague.
“Let’s call in the Nami!” Hoodude hollered, still lying on top of Frankie.
“Look, I’m as superstitious as the next monster, but I’m pretty sure this
is the work of Henry Hunch-back. He pulled the same thing in the
Creepateria the other day,” Frankie reassured the class while futilely
attempting to push Hoodude off her lap.
“Good point, mate,” Lagoona said, with an audible sigh of relief. “He
probably dyed the critter in Mad Science just to mess with us.”
As the entire room relaxed, Rochelle noticed something attached to the
cat’s collar and approached. It was a small piece of rolled-up parchment
paper, just like the one they had found inside the doll of doom.
“Regardez, there’s something on its collar,” Rochelle whispered to
Venus.
“Ms. Kindergrubber, I would like to volunteer to take this animal down
to Headmistress Blood-good’s office,” Venus offered politely.
“So would I!” Rochelle added.
“Me too!” Robecca chimed in.
Once the trio was safely in the hall with the kitty, Venus pulled the yellowed
piece of parchment paper out from the animal’s collar.
“There are spider threads on this too. Those critters certainly do get
around,” Venus said as she unrolled the paper.
“What does the note say?” Robecca prodded Venus impatiently.
“ ‘They will be our downfall. Just you wait,’ ” Venus read before lifting
the paper to her nose. “Rose and lilac…”
“Is someone trying to warn us about Miss Flapper? And whoever she’s
working with?” Venus thought aloud.
“You mean the perfume is a clue to lead us to Miss Flapper?” Robecca
speculated.
“Or the notes could smell of Madame Flapper because she herself is
writing them?” Rochelle interjected.
“Eek! This whole thing sure does make my pistons pump!” Robecca
babbled. “I know we said we weren’t going to talk to Headmistress
Bloodgood or Miss Sue Nami until we had concrete proof, but I think we
need to rethink that.”
“I agree. I vote for Miss Sue Nami. She’s always been more suspicious
of Miss Flapper,” Venus responded.
It wasn’t long before the school’s biggest blogger, Spectra Vondergeist, had
picked up the story, going so far as to name the anonymous culprit Pranksy.
Within days, a new phenomenon known as Pranksy Guessing was sweeping
the school. Students spent every free moment trying to guess the identity of
the mythical scribbler. And as the number of messages increased so did the
curiosity surrounding Pranksy.
“What is wrong with our classmates and teachers?” Venus asked her
roommates with understandable frustration while listening to a bunch of
nearby creatures babble about Pranksy. “How can they possibly believe this
Pranksy nonsense? Do they really think this is all the work of some secret
artist?”
“I heard that some of the pumpkin heads are even planning on singing a
song about Pranksy at the Hex Factor Talon Show,” Robecca said, shaking
her head incredulously.
“Sadly, the Pranksy situation can be summed up quite simply,” Rochelle
stated somberly. “Those who don’t remember the past are doomed to repeat
it.”
no more meow! No meow!”
“Bad kitty! Bad kitty!”
“This way! No, this way!”
“Cat deaf? Why no listen?”
It was a terribly amusing thing to see: trolls herding cats in the halls.
Cats, much like trolls themselves, do not listen to anyone; they change their
minds at the slightest whim, and they generally look to please themselves
before anyone else. So it was hardly a surprise that cat herding had become
a most irksome addition to the trolls’ workload. But in light of the sheer
number of white felines appearing on campus each day, cat herding was an
undeniably necessary part of patrolling the halls.
After removing the small parchment notes from the cats’ collars, the
trolls then released them at the edge of town. Unsure how to handle the
feline epidemic, Headmistress Bloodgood had created a plan, dubbed
Normie Loves Fluffy, whereby the animals were taken to shelters in
neighboring normie towns. As normies were very fond of fluffy cats,
especially white ones they could name Snowball, Headmistress Bloodgood
considered this to be a very sound solution.
“Trick! Treat!” Rochelle hollered. “There you are! Deuce and I waited
almost twenty-five minutes for you two. Did you forget you had a tutoring
session?”
“The cats! The cats!” Trick cried.
“Cats everywhere!” Treat hollered, before the two took off after a rogue
kitten.
“Not a pretty sight, is it?” Deuce joked as they watched Trick and Treat
waddle away.
“At least they’re getting some exercise. Now if the cats could only teach
them to clean themselves,” Rochelle teased.
“I wouldn’t hold your breath,” Deuce said warmly, patting Rochelle on
the arm before greeting a fast-approaching Cleo.
While the sheer touch of his hand still gave Rochelle’s cold granite skin
goose bumps, she wasn’t quite as madly infatuated with Deuce as she had
been previously. In part because she had come to see that just as Mr. D’eath
liked to be down, Deuce liked to be bossed around by Cleo.
“Bye, Deuce. Bye, Cleo,” Rochelle called out as she heard the soft ping
of her iCoffin in her pocket. After pulling out the device, she paused, then
wrinkled her brow and darted off down the hall.
Upon returning to the Chamber of Gore and Lore, Rochelle found Robecca
and Venus lounging on their beds, reading the latest gossip about Pranksy
on Spectra’s blog. As the messages and cats had continued popping up
around campus, the enthusiasm for Pranksy had multiplied. So intrigued
was the student body by the mythical monster, they had all but forgotten
that the Hex Factor Talon Show was now only days away.
“Ghouls, today is Day of the Dad! I might have completely forgotten if
not for the help of my trusty iCoffin. It really does keep me organized,”
Rochelle proclaimed happily.
“That’s funny. My iCoffin doesn’t keep me organized. Maybe I need a
new one?” Robecca pondered.
“I can’t believe it’s Day of the Dad already. I bet Pops is sitting by the
pond, knee-deep in soil and enjoying the sun,” Venus imagined with a
smile. “Nothing like a little photosynthesis,” she continued, before picking
up her iCoffin to call home.
As Venus cheerfully spoke to her father, Rochelle cautiously dialed her
parents’ number, taking special care not to let her claws crack the screen of
her iCoffin.
With both her roommates chatting away happily, Robecca experienced
something she hadn’t felt in a long time—homesickness. She missed her
father. Just imagining his kind face made her eyes prick with tears, which
promptly turned to steam. Not wanting to rain, or more aptly steam, on the
others’ parades, Robecca quietly crept out of the room.
Longing to see her father, or even just feel connected to him, Robecca
went to the only place she could think of that reminded her of him—the
catacombs. Alone in the elevator, Robecca’s eyes steamed uncontrollably as
she wondered if her father had become mechanical, allowing him to live on,
albeit differently.
Stepping off the elevator, Rochelle wiped away pools of condensation
on her cheeks before noting that half the letters on the welcome sign were
now obscured by lacy spiderwebs. Miss Sue Nami really needs to get on top
of the arachnid situation, Robecca thought, before wondering why she
hadn’t actually seen any spiders, just their webs. How was that possible?
Perhaps the spiders had found a means to traverse campus without being
seen, she speculated.
Wandering the many dimly lit tunnels of the catacombs, Robecca
thought of all the things she longed to speak with her father about: joining
the Frightingale Society, her ghoulfriends, Skultimate Roller Maze, and
most obviously about what was happening at Monster High.
A sudden burst of perfume walloped Robecca’s olfactory drive, instantly
causing her breath to shorten and her ears to steam. And it was not because
the scent was unpleasant or laced with some sort of dangerous chemical. It
was simply the familiar aroma of Miss Flapper’s perfume, a delightful mix
of lilac and rose. But as this was an odor Robecca associated with duplicity
and even, to some degree, danger, experiencing it so intensely had quite a
negative effect on the young ghoul. Leaning against the wall, next to
Scarisian politician Charles de Ghoul’s fluorescent purple portrait, Robecca
cringed painfully. The scent appeared to be physically ailing the ghoul,
almost as if sand were being poured into her gears.
“Deary me! Deary me!” Robecca mumbled to herself as she ran toward
the elevator, desperate to tell someone about what she’d found.
As the elevator doors opened into the main corridor, a flummoxed
Robecca ran straight into Spectra Vondergeist. Ever the diligent reporter, the
purple-haired ghost was once again in the process of uploading a blog post
from her iCoffin.
“What’s the rush, ghoulfriend? Got a story? Want to share?” Spectra
asked Robecca with a raised eyebrow and a curious smile.
“In the name of the bird’s beak! There’s another message!”
“Outside the Mad and Deranged Scientist Laboratory? I know. I’m just
finishing up my blog post on it. I must say, Pranksy really keeps himself
busy.”
“The Mad and Deranged Scientist Laboratory? I was talking about the
catacombs!” Robecca explained before pausing. “Wait, what does the
message by the Mad and Deranged Scientist Laboratory say?”
“Sorry, ghoul. You’re going to have to read my blog to find out,”
Spectra said with a smile before floating away.
Without waiting a beat, Robecca pulled out her iCoffin, desperate to
read Spectra’s blog.
“ ‘Pranksy, Monster High’s most notorious graffitist, has struck again,
and this time he’s made a very powerful enemy—Mr. Hack,’ ” Robecca read
out loud. “ ‘Pranksy scrawled THEY WILL BE OUR DEMISE and THEY
WILL BE THE END OF US on the floor in front of the Mad and
Deranged Scientist Laboratory. And Mr. Hack has promised to fail Pranksy
once his or her identity has been revealed. Stay tuned…. Oh, and don’t
forget your umbrella. It looks like it’s going to rain again this afternoon.’ ”
Robecca stuffed her iCoffin in her pocket and then darted down the hall
toward the dormitory.
The black-and-blue-haired ghoul was just about halfway up the rose-
colored staircase when she found herself face-to-face with the always well-
groomed Miss Flapper. With the long silk kimono clinging perfectly to her
frame, the European dragon was rather breathtaking.
“Just the ghoul I was looking for,” Miss Flapper hissed slowly.
“You’re looking for me? Do you need something steamed? While I am
of course happy to do it, I’m nowhere near as good as a real dry cleaner,
especially right now, since my pressure gauge is acting up,” Robecca
babbled while fiddling clumsily with one of her rivets.
“Steam something? I would never ask you such a thing. Actually, I was
looking for you because I heard from Abbey Bominable that you’re an
excellent Skultimate Roller Maze teacher. So I thought I might take you up
on your offer for free lessons. Maybe afterward we could even grab a
Croak-a-Cola at the Die-ner.”
Robecca smiled and racked her brain for an acceptable excuse, but she
simply could not think of one.
“Gee whiz, that sounds swell. Really truly swell, but…” Robecca trailed
off. “Unfortunately I am so bogged down with homework, I’ve had to
suspend my Skultimate Roller Maze tutorials,” she continued as she
inelegantly tried to pass the dragon on the stairs.
Now only a few inches from the delicate creature, Robecca once again
smelled the familiar mixture of lilac and rose, prompting her pistons to stall.
Uncomfortable and anxious, Robecca summoned all the water she had left
in her boiler to push past the dainty dragon.
“Well, maybe next time,” Miss Flapper said with palpable
disappointment.
“Toodles!” Robecca blurted out as she pushed aside the webbed curtain
and zoomed down the dormitory hall before coming to a screeching halt.
There, positioned just before her door, was Penny with a note tied tightly
around her neck.
Oh dear, oh dear, Robecca thought. They’ve gotten to Penny!
Early the next morning Robecca popped out of bed screaming, “What time
is it? What time is it?”
“Go back to bed,” Venus groaned from under her mummy-gauze and
werewolf-fur sheets. “The sun isn’t even out yet.”
“Actually, Venus, the sun is out; it’s just hidden behind all these terrible
black rain clouds. For once Robecca is actually on time,” Rochelle
explained as their morning alarm clock started to beep.
“Did you hear that, Penny? I’m on time! Deary me! I’m so happy, I
could do three laps around the school!”
“Cool your jets, Robecca,” Venus grumbled. “If you do three laps
around the school, then you’ll miss breakfast and most likely be seriously
late for Catacombing class.”
The three sleepy-eyed ghouls had only just sat down in the Creepateria
when Lagoona came rushing up to their table with a muddy piece of paper
in hand.
“Venus, I’ve been looking all over for you!” Lagoona said excitedly. “I
went out to the compost pile this morning to spread some dirt over it, ya
know, to contain things until after the storm passes. Only I didn’t even have
a chance to do that because look what I found pinned to an old apple core,”
she finished, handing Venus the filth-laden note.
“ ‘Ticktock, ticktock. Your freedom is about to disappear. They’re almost
here,’ ” Venus said, reading the letter aloud.
“And Gil and Ghoulia just found notes in their lockers. I’ve got to say,
this whole Pranksy thing is getting kind of creepy,” Lagoona confessed.
“And not in a good way.”
“You can say that again,” Venus said as she discreetly sniffed the letter
and then nodded to Robecca and Rochelle to convey the presence of
perfume. “Come on, ghouls, Pranksy or no Pranksy, we’re going to be late
for Catacombing if we don’t get a move on it.”
“We need to figure out whether the notes are about Miss Flapper or written
by her,” Venus explained seriously to Rochelle and Robecca as they sifted
carefully through soil at their digging station in Catacombing class.
“The fact that the notes, cats, and messages are increasing in number
tells us that something is coming. That trouble is fast approaching,”
Rochelle hypothesized as she pulled another antique key from the ground.
“Jeez Louise, how many keys did our forefathers need? They must have
locked up everything,” Robecca said as she played with the old rusted key.
“Maybe we should make jewelry out of them. They’re kind of ghoul,”
Venus suggested, holding up a couple of keys to see how they would look.
“Wear something rusty? That’s less appealing than listening to Toralei
and Cleo fight about the Hex Factor,” Robecca replied candidly.
“Speaking of which, the Hex Factor’s almost here, so I’m guessing
we’re not participating,” Venus surmised.
“As far as I am concerned, clapping at the end of each act is a valid form
of participation,” Rochelle stated sincerely.
“Ahhhhh! Help me! Help me!” Frankie Stein’s voice echoed through the
tunnels, prompting all who heard it to run back to the classroom.
Standing in the middle of the room was Mr. Mummy, inspecting a letter
covered in spider threads that had been found inside another doll of doom.
“What does it say?” Venus asked Draculaura.
“ ‘How can you sit here and dig through the past while they destroy the
future?’ ” Draculaura responded. “But that’s not all. Just as she opened it, a
stone came crashing down from the ceiling. It only missed her by an inch. I
don’t care what anyone says. These dolls bring bad luck. I mean, look what
just happened to Frankie.”
“Boys and ghouls, I have some business to attend to with the
headmistress. Therefore, I have no choice but to dismiss class early. Please
pack up your tools and head for the elevator,” Mr. Mummy said, directing
his students.
“Dolls cannot bring bad luck,” Rochelle whispered intently to her
ghoulfriends. “The stone falling was nothing more than an unfortunate
coincidence.”
“Whether they bring bad luck or not, at least someone’s starting to
realize this isn’t a prank,” Venus muttered with relief.
Using what Robecca, Rochelle, and Venus could only imagine was her
ghostly nature, Spectra managed to “overhear” Mr. Mummy’s conversation
with the headmistress and Miss Sue Nami. After weeks of dismissing the
notes and cats as nothing more than pranks, they had come to realize that
Monster High was in actual danger. But since they didn’t know who the
notes were warning them about or who had written them, they hadn’t a clue
as to the proper course of action.
Within minutes of hearing this, Spectra updated her blog, declaring that
there was in fact no Pranksy and that the school was currently facing great
peril. The blog post dramatically altered the mood in the halls, filling
students and staff members alike with all-consuming anxiety about the
future.
The stressful atmosphere only intensified when monster after monster
discovered dolls of doom in their lockers, each containing an ominous note
warning of the mysterious they. But worst of all, the dolls were now
universally accepted to be messengers of bad luck. And whether real or
imagined, those who received the dolls felt terrible things were occurring to
them immediately after coming into contact with the coarsely carved
figurines.
“Ahhh!” Cleo screeched as she threw a doll of doom at Deuce. “Get rid
of it!”
“What? No! I don’t want to touch it! Don’t you remember what
happened last time? No more than two hours after holding a doll of doom, I
accidentally turned that bird to stone,” Deuce responded, ducking as the
doll flew past him.
“You’re complaining about turning a bird into stone? One day after I
found that doll in the Creepateria, I ripped my favorite gauze leggings! Do
you even understand how important gauze is to a mummy? It’s like fur to a
werewolf or fangs to a vampire!”
“Ouch!” Draculaura whimpered as she tried to remove a large splinter
she received while handling the rough wooden doll of doom. “Two seconds
after touching it, and I’m already in pain.”
“Boo-la-la, everyone is becoming hysterical. They’ve lost the ability to
rationally see what’s happening,” Rochelle said as she shook her head.
“I’m more worried about the steady increase of dolls. It feels like they’re
building up to something,” Venus whispered to Rochelle and Robecca as
they made their way down the corridor to G-ogre-phy.
“Yes, and I only wish we knew what. Then we might have a chance to
stop it,” Rochelle said somberly.
“Deary me! Deary me!” Robecca blathered nervously as small bursts of
steam escaped her ears.
“Non-adult entities, I would like to have a minute of your time in
private.” Miss Sue Nami splashed into view and motioned for the trio to
follow her.
“While we would be more than happy to speak with you, we do not wish
to be late for G-ogre-phy. Tardiness is against the rules and, as you know, I
take rules very seriously, Miss Sue Nami,” Rochelle proclaimed earnestly,
much to the Deputy of Disaster’s delight.
“I respect your rule-abiding nature and will personally explain your
tardiness to your teacher. Now follow me,” Miss Sue Nami grunted,
heading toward the Study Howl.
Miss Sue Nami looked nervously around the room, scanning every nook
and cranny for possible eavesdroppers.
“I need some information,” Miss Sue Nami said in an abnormally quiet
voice.
“Unfortunately, Miss Sue Nami, we do not have solid evidence as to
who is behind the notes, cats, and dolls, but to be frank, we do have our
suspicions about a certain someone,” Rochelle interjected, before giving the
soggy woman a chance to even ask her question.
“As you are aware, I no longer believe this to be the work of a prankster.
And therefore I have started investigating,” Miss Sue Nami leaned in and
whispered conspiratorially. “Headmistress Bloodgood might have
wholeheartedly believed Miss Flapper when she claimed to be under a spell
last semester, but I didn’t. You have to get up pretty early in the morning to
fool the Deputy of Disaster.”
“Actually, getting up early in the morning has nothing to do with fooling
people,” Rochelle corrected the waterlogged woman.
“Rochelle, it’s a figure of speech,” Venus explained, and then motioned
for Miss Sue Nami to continue.
“Well, seeing as you non-adult entities are currently living next door to
that crafty-eyed clotheshorse, I thought you might have seen something.”
“Seen something? No. Heard something? Yes,” Venus replied.
“What do you mean?” Miss Sue Nami asked impatiently.
“Shortly into the semester we heard someone crawl across our ceiling
and jump down into Miss Flapper’s room. And then we heard her angrily
tell off the visitor for coming to see her and putting her plan in jeopardy,”
Venus explained.
“What did she say the plan was?”
“She didn’t,” Rochelle responded, “which is why I think it’s wise we
follow her movements a bit more closely,” Rochelle added while Miss Sue
Nami jumped up from the table, nodded her head, and stormed out of the
room, leaving many a puddle in her wake.
tucked snugly behind a large wooden planter’s box at Ms. Kindergrubber’s
Garden for Grub, Robecca ran her smooth copper fingers through the grass.
The soft strands tickled her hand, instantly distracting the young ghoul. No
longer focused on watching Miss Flapper through the weathered wooden
slats, Robecca daydreamed of curling up on the lush lawn for a quiet nap. It
was an odd thought, seeing as how Robecca, unlike the Van Sangre sisters,
did not much care for sleeping in public places, or anywhere other than her
bed, for that matter.
But so inviting were the silky stalks, she completely forgot about Miss
Flapper, who was currently gathering small white daisies in a wicker basket.
It was a rather idyllic scene: A beautiful young dragon picking flowers
in a wonderfully lush garden. Except for the part about the three young
ghouls carefully monitoring her every move for any sign of impropriety.
“I can’t believe she’s picking flowers. Who actually does that?” Venus
whispered seconds after scurrying over to Rochelle.
“Évidemment, Madame Flapper does, but I suspect many other monsters
do as well, especially those with gardens,” Rochelle replied while Venus
simultaneously rolled her eyes and shook her head at the preternaturally
literal gargoyle.
“Rusty gears!” Robecca hissed, having only just looked up from the
grass. “The Winged Wonder is on the move,” she continued, pointing to
Miss Flapper sashaying gracefully toward the garden’s main gate.
“Winged Wonder? I thought we decided her code name was Red
Robin?” Venus questioned Robecca.
“Why are you two so insistent on having a code name for her? She has a
perfectly good real name, which everyone remembers,” Rochelle pointed
out logically.
“Rochelle, why don’t we just cut off the snail’s tail while we’re at it?”
Robecca snapped.
“And before you say it, yes, we know snails don’t actually have tails!
Robecca’s just trying to say that having a code name makes the mission a
little more fun, and it helps us forget that we are once again chasing Miss
Flapper as our school faces some kind of… something!” Venus huffed.
“Very well then. I vote for Curiously Couture,” Rochelle remarked with
an approving nod, clearly pleased with her choice.
“Jeepers, the name debate is going to have to wait. We need to move,”
Robecca whispered as Miss Flapper exited the indoor garden seconds
before the trio discreetly scampered after her into the school’s main
building.
As the academic day had only just ended an hour before, the corridors
were still lively with monsters making their way to after-school clubs. Most
surprisingly, even with the rampant anxiety coursing through the halls,
students dutifully tended to their activities: everything from Skultimate
Roller Maze practice to preparing for the Hex Factor Talon Show, which
was now just about here.
After kicking a couple of crumpled notes out of the way, Robecca,
Rochelle, and Venus continued trailing Miss Flapper, using a group of trolls
as cover.
In the days since the white cats, ominous notes, and dolls of doom had
started appearing all over campus, the trolls’ workload had increased
exponentially. The bulky beasts had always looked less than spooktacular
with their greasy locks and dirty smudges, yet now they appeared ragged
and worn down in a way they never had before. As a matter of fact, so
tremendous was their labor that there had even been rumors of a troll strike.
Fortunately, Miss Sue Nami had suppressed their growing desire to
unionize by promising to throw an epic two-day Troll Appreciation Feast
filled with everything from ghoulash to pus pastries.
“Zut! These trolls are too slow,” Rochelle complained as they ducked
behind Jackson Jekyll and Three-Headed Freddie.
“Good golly, Three-Headed Freddie’s never been quite so helpful,”
Robecca said with a giggle.
After carefully hopping from one cluster of students to another,
Robecca, Rochelle, and Venus managed to successfully follow Miss Flapper
all the way to the Libury unseen.
The dark and dusty space was absolutely brimming with studious young
monsters desperately trying to finish their work while threats of unknown
entities loomed on the horizon.
In an effort to fit in and deflect any attention, Robecca, Rochelle, and
Venus each picked up a book.
“Don’t get too close,” Robecca instructed as Venus stayed on Miss
Flapper’s tail, weaving in and out of the book-filled stacks.
“I want to see what book she took,” Venus replied. “It could be
important.”
“Regardez! She’s talking to Jinafire and Skelita,” Rochelle whispered.
“Talking? Or meeting up?” Venus asked pointedly.
“I must say, they seem closer than a bee to its honey, and that is not a
good thing,” Robecca added.
“Robecca? Robecca? Hey, Robecca?” a voice cut through the quiet
room.
“And our cover is blown,” Venus droned with frustration as everyone in
earshot—including Miss Flapper, Jinafire, and Skelita—turned to see who
was calling Robecca’s name.
“Oh hello, Cy,” Robecca quietly greeted the boy, realizing that their
covert mission had just failed most unceremoniously.
“What are you doing with a book called Trollogy: Astrology for Trolls?”
he asked, looking down at the tome in Robecca’s hands.
As Robecca, Rochelle, and Venus walked down the main corridor, they
sensed that something was amiss, even more so than usual.
“Ghouls, have you ever dreamed you went to school and everyone was
staring at you, but you didn’t know why? And then you passed a mirror and
realized you were wearing nothing but leaves?” Venus babbled.
“Venus, was that your roundabout way of saying that you feel like
everyone is staring at us?” Rochelle inquired.
“Yes, it was, and I didn’t think it was that roundabout. I thought it was
pretty obvious. Did you really need to double-check what I meant?” Venus
pushed back.
“I’m a gargoyle. Do you really need to double-check that I need to
double-check?”
“Bursting boilers! Everyone really is staring at us, and not in a good
way. Maybe Rochelle was wrong? Maybe everyone’s taken Spectra’s
comments to heart?” Robecca wondered aloud as a troll herded white cats
past her in the hall.
“Ahh!” Clawdeen squealed as she threw a doll of doom from her locker
onto the ground. “Leave me alone!”
“Clawdeen, are you okay? You seem very agitated,” Rochelle said
honestly and then kicked the smashed doll of doom out of the way with her
silver shoe.
“Well, clearly, they really do bring bad luck,” Clawdeen prattled
nervously as she stared at the ghouls and then hurried away.
As Clawdeen scurried down the hall, the trio looked at one another,
silently noting the peculiar behavior.
“Good heavens! What in the name of the prickly pear is Hoodude
doing?” Robecca asked as she pointed at the rag doll who was pressing his
face firmly into one of the lockers.
“Hoodude? Are you okay?” Robecca asked sweetly.
“Uh… uh,” Hoodude stuttered.
“To clarify, Robecca would like to know why you are pressing your face
into the locker,” Rochelle explained to the rag doll in her usual formal tone.
“I thought if I couldn’t see you, you wouldn’t be able to see me, but
obviously I was wrong,” Hoodude whined.
The soft-limbed boy then slowly pulled his head away from the locker
and swallowed audibly.
“But why wouldn’t you want us to see you?” Robecca inquired
curiously.
“Please don’t hurt Frankie,” Hoodude whimpered before sprinting off,
mumbling to himself.
“Will someone please tell us what’s going on around here?” Robecca
demanded, stomping her knee-high boot in frustration.
“Haven’t you heard?” a smooth voice purred. “Or actually, haven’t you
read?”
The ghouls quickly turned around and discovered Toralei, iCoffin in
hand and a smirk on her face.
“I assume you’re referring to Spectra’s blog, and to answer your
question, yes, we read it,” Rochelle replied, tapping her claws against her
book bag.
“Oh, let me guess. You only read the first post? Don’t worry, guys, I’d
be more than happy to read the second one to you,” Toralei said smugly. “
‘According to an anonymous source, the ‘they’ referred to in the notes are
none other than Robecca Steam, Rochelle Goyle, and Venus McFlytrap. In
light of this information, I can’t help but wonder if the whisper they
supposedly saved us from was actually of their own doing.’ ”
“An anonymous source?” Venus repeated in shock. “Who could that
be?”
“Word on the street is that the anonymous source is smart, stylish, and
beautiful—the all-around purrfect ghoul,” Toralei said, twitching her ears
proudly.
Much like the parting of the Red Sea, the throng of monsters separated as
Robecca, Rochelle, and Venus neared the door. Not wishing to touch the
ghouls, even by accident, the crowd firmly pressed themselves against the
craft-filled walls.
“Jeez Louise, we only just got settled at Monster High, and already
we’re outcasts,” Robecca whispered glumly.
“Not exactly a good time, is it?” Venus replied, shaking her head, utterly
incredulous at her peers’ behavior.
“I find it most distressing that everyone outside of Frankie has rushed to
judgment. And absolutely no one has even bothered to research who
Spectra’s anonymous source is and whether he or she is even telling the
truth,” Rochelle barked as the sound of Cleo and Toralei fighting erupted
behind her.
“Frankie, I wanted to let you know that I’ve decided to hold my own
talent show tomorrow, separate from Toralei’s, and I’m calling it Tomb
Star,” Cleo announced boldly.
“You do realize that mine will be a million times better than yours, don’t
you?” Toralei snapped.
“Ghouls, there can be only one show, and it’s the Hex Factor. And it’s
tomorrow, so you’re just going to have to find a way to work together,”
Frankie explained as patiently as possible.
Once they were a fair distance away from the others, Robecca, Rochelle,
and Venus looked at one another and sighed, overwhelmed by what had just
happened.
“We need to find out what Miss Flapper has to do with these messages,”
Venus said. “For our own sake as well as the school’s.”
“I thought it was awfully swell when they invited us to join the
Frightingales, but now I sort of wish they hadn’t,” Robecca said sullenly.
“I must say, it’s highly unpleasant being regarded as the enemy. Not that
this comes as a great surprise to me,” Rochelle said, before the sound of
sloshing grabbed her attention.
“Ghouls! Ghouls!” Headmistress Bloodgood called out upon seeing
Robecca, Rochelle, and Venus in the corridor.
“Headmistress Bloodgood, you’re wetter than Miss Sue Nami,” Robecca
commented.
“This weather is simply ghastly. I went outside to check on one of the
trolls who has taken to sleeping in a tree. He’s in the midst of an identity
crisis—I’m quite certain he thinks he’s a squirrel. Normally I would just let
him be, but with everything that’s happening, we need all trolls on deck,”
Headmistress Bloodgood prattled on as she rung out her waterlogged outfit.
“And this rain is just plain dreadful. Not to mention that I was nearly hit by
lightning again.”
“That would have been terrible. Your Muddled-Mind Syndrome would
have returned with a vengeance,” Rochelle speculated aloud.
“Oh, forget that. It’s more that I wouldn’t be able to say that lightning
doesn’t strike twice anymore,” Headmistress Bloodgood explained, and
then shook her head at Rochelle as though it were the most obvious of
answers.
“Headmistress, do you not recall that I explained this to you. Lightning
—” Rochelle started, before being interrupted by Venus.
“Ro, I got this. Headmistress, on behalf of the entire student body,
please do not go outside again until this storm passes once and for all.”
“Very well, ghouls,” Headmistress Bloodgood said as she touched her
neck. “Oh dear, I think I have a leak; detachable heads are never really
waterproof.”
“Headmistress, I’m sure you’ve read the rumors about us,” Venus
interjected solemnly. “And, well—”
“Stop right there. Neither Miss Sue Nami nor I believe the gossip. You
must understand, the students are scared. Actually, I am scared as well. We
still haven’t a clue who is behind all this.”
“Didn’t Miss Sue Nami speak to you about Miss Flapper?” Rochelle
inquired.
“Oh, enough about Miss Flapper! I am an excellent judge of character,
so you can trust me when I say that none of this has anything to do with that
dragon. Honestly, I think Miss Sue Nami simply doesn’t like Miss Flapper
because she was popular in high school and Sue was not….”
Then without so much as a good-bye, Headmistress Bloodgood
wandered off, having completely forgotten that she was in the middle of a
conversation.
“We need to get to the bottom of this, especially since it doesn’t appear
that Headmistress Bloodgood is looking in the right places,” Venus said as
her vines bristled.
“Should we ask Cy to help? Although, I haven’t seen much of him
lately. It’s almost like he’s avoiding me. You don’t think he’s avoiding me,
do you?” Robecca asked Rochelle and Venus earnestly.
“No, of course not!” Venus replied vehemently—maybe a little too
vehemently. “Cy would never do that to you.”
“Unless, of course, he’s like the rest of the school and thinks we’re
them,” Rochelle interjected.
“Oh, this is sillier than a bee’s sneeze in a strong breeze! Cy knows me;
he knows all of us. He helped us defeat the whisper. I’m sure he’s just busy,
that’s all….”
what’s that lump on my bed?” Robecca asked seconds after the trio
walked into the Chamber of Gore and Lore and switched on the light.
“Maybe it’s Penny?” Venus offered as she began to unlace her pink
boots, utterly exhausted from the long and emotionally taxing day.
“I’m afraid not. At the present time, Penny is seated on the windowsill
staring angrily at Chewy, no doubt the result of an unwanted nibbling
session. Perhaps it’s time you look into getting Chewy a bone to gnaw on,”
Rochelle suggested, before greeting her always-perky pet. “Bonsoir, Roux!”
“I hope I didn’t leave my oiling can under here again. It took two
straight hours of steaming to get that stain out last time,” Robecca babbled
to herself as she pulled back her mummy-gauze and werewolf-fur sheets.
“Jeepers creepers! Someone left a giant egg in my bed!”
“An egg?” Venus repeated incredulously. “Let me guess: There’s a giant
chicken on the loose,” she added.
Curiosity quickly got the better of Venus, prompting her to get up and
look. The sight of the melon-size item on Robecca’s bed gave Venus pause.
It did, in fact, resemble an oversize egg. However, as Venus peered closer,
she saw that it was not crafted out of shell but intricate spider threads in a
delicate pattern.
“It’s a spider’s web, isn’t it?” Rochelle inquired as she climbed onto the
bed to inspect it more closely. “There’s something to all these webs. It
doesn’t make sense; it would take thousands of those little black spiders to
produce the amount of threads found on campus, and yet we haven’t seen
one spider.”
“It’s true; outside of the ones in the dormitory hall, I haven’t seen any,”
Venus replied as she picked up the webbed ball and studied it closely.
“There’s something inside.”
“Good luck. This is like opening a seriously scary birthday gift,”
Robecca surmised.
“Why do I have to do it? It was found on your bed,” Venus retorted and
then put it down. “And let’s not forget who pulled Rochelle from her
webbed sleeping bag….”
“Vous êtes impossibles! I’ll do it,” Rochelle said, reacting with palpable
frustration.
“Well, you do have the perfect claws for opening things,” Robecca
added quietly as Rochelle tore open the webbing, revealing yet another doll
of doom.
The jagged-edged figure’s large black eyes seemed to stare ominously at
Rochelle, momentarily shortening her breath. For one brief second, she was
transported out of herself and to a place where she understood the others’
irrational fears of the dolls and cats and such.
Wishing to literally destroy her fear, she crouched down and slammed
the doll against the floor. After pausing for one brief second, she resumed
crushing the doll against the ground, banging it harder and harder until
small bits of wood splintered off.
“Um, I’m pretty sure it’s open,” Venus stated wryly.
Rochelle then slammed the doll against the floor one more time.
“Oh, so it is,” the granite-bodied ghoul replied softly.
“Is there anything you want to talk about?” Robecca asked Rochelle
while shooting Venus a concerned look.
“What do you mean?” Rochelle responded in her normal matter-of-fact
manner.
“You really let that doll have it,” Venus said, pointing to the damaged
figurine.
“Did I?” Rochelle questioned her friend.
“Um, yeah, you did. It was a little like gargoyleversus-doll smack-down
for a second,” Venus countered with raised eyebrows.
Not wishing to admit her momentary lapse into the land of superstitious
nonsense, Rochelle shrugged and set about opening up the doll.
Tucked inside was a small creased note wrapped in spiderwebs. After
carefully removing the strands of webbing, Rochelle slowly unfolded the
paper.
“ ‘They come tomorrow,’ ” Rochelle read aloud, before sighing, clearly
overwhelmed by the information.
“Tomorrow? I would have much preferred it said a month or even a
year! I mean, we are definitely not ready for them!” Robecca whined with
burgeoning hysteria and steaming ears.
“Robecca, grinding your gears is not going to help anything,” Venus
stated firmly.
“But they come tomorrow! And technically tomorrow is only a few
hours away! Are they coming right at midnight? Or later in the day? The
least they could have done was give us a specific time,” Robecca prattled
nonsensically.
“Give me that,” Venus said as she grabbed the note, crumpled it into a
ball, and walked over to Chewy. “Open wide, little friend.”
And just like that the plant swallowed the balled-up wad of paper—
whole.
“I never realized Chewy’s talent for eating could be quite so helpful,”
Rochelle commented, genuinely impressed.
“Tomorrow, they’re coming tomorrow,” Robecca mumbled as she
hugged Penny tightly, too tightly for the penguin’s liking.
“What’s so special about tomorrow?” Venus asked while staring at the
half-demolished doll of doom.
“The Hex Factor…” Rochelle answered, looking at the calendar on her
iCoffin.
“Who can tell me how to create the molecular compound needed to make
anti-fungus serum for pumpkin heads?” Mr. Hack asked the class as he
rubbed his small elflike ears and waited for a volunteer.
In the back of the room, a small gray hand shot straight up in the air,
eagerly waving side to side, desperate to garner Mr. Hack’s attention.
“Dear me, you certainly are a glutton for punishment,” Robecca said to
Rochelle while shaking her head.
“Rochelle, it’s with a heavy heart that I say this: Put down your hand.
He’s never going to call on you,” Venus whispered to Rochelle.
“But I know the correct answer.”
“And we know how much you love answers, but every student in here
thinks we’re a threat to the school. If he called on you, chaos would erupt in
the classroom,” Venus explained, just as a crackling sound came over the
intercom.
“Miss Sue Nami, how do I turn this on?” Headmistress Bloodgood’s
voice barreled over the school’s radio system. “Did I eat lunch today? I’m
feeling awfully light-headed.”
“That’s because you have a leak in your neck, ma’am,” Miss Sue Nami
barked. “Oh, and the whole school is listening to this.”
“Well, in that case… Hello, boys and ghouls, this is your headmistress
speaking. I have just spoken with the sheriff, who informed me that the
storm has knocked down at least twenty trees and utility poles on the road
between here and town, so for the interest of all involved, Monster High
shall be having its first-ever school-wide sleepover.”
“Don’t forget about the Hex Factor,” Miss Sue Nami reminded
Headmistress Bloodgood.
“But we shall still have the Hex Factor Talon Show, which, per the
Toralei-Cleo Peace Summit, officially has no theme. Or perhaps it’s nicer to
think that each performer can create his or her own theme….”
small white candles lined the walkways in the Vampitheater, casting long
and distorted shadows across the plush purple walls. Having lost electricity
hours earlier, the school was now running solely on candlelight and
ingenuity.
“Listen up, non-adult entities,” Miss Sue Nami bellowed at the students
as they filed into the candlelit Vampitheater for the Hex Factor. “Thank you
for arriving already in your pajamas. Immediately following the show, you
are to line up in the main corridor, at which time Ms. Kindergrubber and I
will pass out sleeping bags. As luck would have it, Ms. Kindergrubber has a
rather well-stocked linen closet after teaching Home Ick for so many
years.”
“Hi, Robecca,” Cy said meekly, trailing behind the ghouls as they made
their way into the auditorium.
“Wow, I’m surprised you remember my name,” Robecca huffed
sarcastically.
“I don’t understand…”
“Cy, you’re even worse than an empty boiler!”
“I am?”
“I actually thought you were a true friend, but it turns out I was wrong.
You disappeared the second everyone else did,” Robecca said with steam
pouring out of her ears, nose, and eyes.
“You’re right, I did….”
“And I deserve better than that from my friends,” Robecca replied.
“But you see, that’s just it. I don’t want to be your friend.”
“Cy Clops, you are the nastiest—”
“No, wait!”
The one-eyed boy then drew one deep breath as he prepared to say
everything he so desperately needed to say as fast as possible.
“The only reason I stayed away from you was to get the courage to ask
you to sit next to me during the show,” Cy blurted out rapidly.
“Well, if that isn’t the cat’s pajamas, then I don’t know what is,”
Robecca said, before leaning in and kissing Cy on the cheek. “I would be
honored to sit with you.”
Cy grinned like a pumpkin head and then followed the ghouls to their
seats.
“All non-adult entities are to sit down!” Miss Sue Nami hollered from
the stage.
“Is it just me, or are we the only ones in here surrounded by empty
seats?” Rochelle commented as she looked around the candlelit
Vampitheater.
“Gee whiz, if I wasn’t so thrilled about Cy still being our friend, that just
might hurt my feelings,” Robecca bubbled happily.
First onstage at the long-awaited Hex Factor Talon Show was none other
than Three-Headed Freddie, who used his three mouths to juggle balls.
While not the most interesting of acts, all the students appreciated the
distraction. Well, except for Robecca, Rochelle, and Venus. With the
knowledge that “they” would soon be arriving, the ghouls had no choice but
to keep their eyes and ears peeled.
“Nice job, Freddie,” Toralei droned sarcastically as she walked onstage
at the end of his performance. “I’ve never tried juggling, but I’m sure if I
did, I would be amazing, like a total superstar.”
“Whatever, Toralei, everyone knows that mummies are the best
jugglers,” Cleo snapped as she pushed past the werecat. “Next up is Frankie
Stein.”
Frankie, dressed in all white and a large puffy chef’s hat, wheeled a cart
onto the stage. After adjusting her hat and apron, the green ghoul then
cleared her throat and began singing.
“I was working in the Creepchen late one night. When my eyes beheld a
yummy sight. Two grated potatoes, one egg. A frying pan and a tummy to be
fed. We did the hash. We did the monster hash. The monster hash. It was a
graveyard smash,” Frankie sang as she prepared hash browns onstage.
“Boys and ghouls!” Toralei called out as she ran onto the stage,
interrupting Frankie’s singing-chef performance. “We really need to talk to
you.” Just behind her, in high-heeled slippers, was an equally distressed-
looking Cleo.
“It’s serious,” Cleo added solemnly.
“If this is about the theme, I’m going to lose it,” Venus muttered under
her breath.
“While we were getting our makeup touched up, a DeadEx zombie came
in with a package. And seeing as Cleo needs makeup way more than I do, I
signed for it,” Toralei stated dramatically.
“And, of course, upon seeing that Toralei had signed for a package, I
immediately demanded to see it,” Cleo explained, wiping away tears.
“Understandably, I was a little concerned she was trying to pull a fast one
on me regarding the Hex Factor theme.”
“But of course I wasn’t,” Toralei interjected.
“Anyway, when I opened the package, I found this large ball of spider
threads, inside of which was a letter,” Cleo explained as she unfolded a
piece of paper and started to read it out loud. “ ‘We have taken your
headmistress, and we will not return her until you are properly secured
behind a locked wall. We do not wish to encroach on your land. We will
happily allow you to keep all land currently inside the Salem city limits.
However, we no longer feel safe living so close to creatures such as
yourselves.’ That’s all it says.”
Miss Sue Nami barreled onto the stage, water spraying everywhere, and
grabbed the letter from Cleo’s hand. As the Deputy of Disaster scanned the
note and slowly absorbed the shocking information, the Vampitheater
erupted into hysterical chatter.
“It’s the normies! They are the normies!”
“It’s not Robecca, Rochelle, and Venus! It’s the normies!”
“The normies are going to lock us up like animals, controlling our every
move!”
“I don’t believe this normie nonsense for one second. There hasn’t been
a major incident in the last half century between normies and monsters.
There was that one with the dance, I guess, but that’s it! So why would the
normies suddenly take such a hostile stance? The answer is, they wouldn’t,”
Venus whispered to Rochelle, Robecca, and Cy.
“You’re right, but the question remains why does someone want us to
think it’s the normies?”
“Did you notice what Toralei said? That the note was covered in
spiderwebs?” Robecca pointed out. “We need to follow the threads. There’s
something to all this webbing.”
As Robecca, Rochelle, Venus, and Cy stealthily snuck out of the
increasingly agitated Vampitheater crowd, a shadow-drenched figure
followed closely behind them. Once in the corridor, Venus motioned for
Rochelle, Robecca, and Cy to follow her into the Mad and Deranged
Scientist Laboratory for a bit of privacy.
“This whole normie nonsense is clearly about using our fears to control
us. Deep down all monsters worry about normies. It’s almost instinctual,”
Robecca mumbled as she took a seat on one of the lab benches. A slight
steam erased the wrinkles from her pajama pants.
“I agree,” Cy added. “All Cyclopes are raised to be weary of normies—
not because they’ll hurt us, but because they don’t understand us.”
A soft voice came from the doorway. “Excuse me? There’s something I
need to tell you.”
“Spectra?” Venus said with obvious surprise.
“It-it has to do with my anonymous source,” Spectra stammered
reticently as she floated forward, her nightdress fluttering.
“You mean Toralei?” Venus interjected.
“Toralei? What are you talking about?” Spectra responded. “I’ve known
Toralei for years, and trust me, I would never use her as an anonymous
source. She’ll say anything about anyone at anytime just to make herself
feel superior.”
“If it wasn’t Toralei, then who was it?” Rochelle pressed Spectra.
“The monster was wearing a mask, but her delicate frame combined
with one long red hair on her outfit led me to believe it was…” Spectra
trailed off.
“Miss Flapper,” Rochelle said with a sigh.
“That’s the only reason I ran the piece. I thought my anonymous source
was a teacher,” Spectra explained, absolutely brimming with guilt.
“I understand,” Robecca muttered, offering Spectra a compassionate
smile.
“But that’s not all…. I followed her… to the attic.”
“The attic?” Rochelle repeated with surprise.
“Eek! What did you see?” Robecca asked impatiently.
“Well, at first I couldn’t see anything. The whole place was covered in
spiderwebs,” Spectra prattled nervously.
“But?” Venus asked eagerly.
“But after cutting through layer upon layer of webs, I came upon some
kind of office with a strange chart ranking monsters and the minutes from a
secret meeting—I say ‘secret’ because everyone who attended was referred
to by a code name. There was even a copy of Headmistress Bloodgood’s
schedule,” Spectra said before pausing uncomfortably. “In the corner…”
“Deary me! What was in the corner?” Robecca exploded, steam pouring
out her ears.
“A… a… a… spider.”
“All that buildup for a little-bitty spider?” Venus huffed with palpable
annoyance.
“I never said it was little,” Spectra continued. “As a matter of fact, I’d
say she was at least my height, if not taller.”
“Hold on a second. Are you saying that there’s a descendant of Arachne
at Monster High?” Venus questioned Spectra with a confounded expression.
“Yes, I believe so,” Spectra responded quietly, nodding her head.
“A descendant of Arachne has been living in the attic this whole time,”
Robecca mumbled to herself, clearly shocked by the news.
“Well, at least we know who visited Miss Flapper,” Venus said to
Robecca and Rochelle.
“No wonder we never saw any spiders. There was only one—one really
big one,” Robecca said with steam pouring out of her nostrils.
To be continued…
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Ghoulfriends Forever
School of Fear
School of Fear: Class Is NOT Dismissed!
School of Fear: The Final Exam
Don’t miss the first book!
Welcome
Dedication
Acknowledgments
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
About the Author
Also by Gitty Daneshvari
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