The Travelling Salesman
and the Split Woman
Nick Joaquin
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basket containing aig beau make The mae ofthe sake was feat,
he was gran e ang He anc er
bat in private he called er Jessie
seen shin was flecked with fine yellow pint that un snshine sparkled
‘Wkegaler te os ez ad ben wth Do aT Hated uavelng
“Jezebel od Rony were al th ai hat Dey had lhe fry he
needed
ae ae
biswates ontop of box Pince Jezebel ashe beside he box. Then he
trould stare stumming»fandangovon is ue Jessil would ane an,
her bases and say to che use, People would come running vo sc the
“ancing snake and Boy wold sing to the exw
Shesaiaye dancing
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Present He crowd would ening pt buy syrups an pls and pod
and Linens and povions as well as thar spec tome called the Supe?)
Sofie al the we that Doy ws explain gh balm he
sold Jecel would be dancing his ine wag ora tush on Roxy
‘Ob, she js can stop dancing, that Jeebcl,” Dey would laugh “Thats
because she never misses her daily dove of hie spect tonic that works 50
fas calli the Super Sonic. Jos se the eles of ton Jestbe: goed spr,
food heath and a good temper. Yes, main, you can let your chile pt
Jezebel onthe hes. oon, sonny, don't e ao ese sr bod esethat ively gree head tht secre tobe crowned whinge
See" Doy won crow “Jezebel hee wold hart 2 She hs he
svete natare a ty il ow"
Ince ually fog before he as customer ees
sup atthe market, fill Roxy up athe alga station, then deve et of
Town ahi park under a tree beside ld or sve. There the thie of them
would dives the day's sles,
Doxseuld
Maybe we should push shat pape ointment more” Roxy would say
Natcenow many teen-age we ds? And aly Dy. tie yearned
rote of the kano:boy lingo ™
‘You'e no businessman, Jep-0% Tee pets hve money sake
housewives a buier ou bread, Whats yout iy, Jee?”
“eink Jecproxhas 2 poi We ould ust more punk mus. Pn re
‘of tango and thors and fandang. Lvs have something. swingle ad
fasser Oh, whatthe heck, Doy = yow and Lae sl young!
“Yes, snow = but in his busness you ave fo ook mature Medicine
men, theylpeed an bi of author i Ldont ssc we cantina
hot pon Ge €y Wos"ond then, That make you apps leepow?™
NST cen handy wai 1 see Jessie ely swinging
Oh, you two havent seth me dance ye”
Ae the dacsion oy woul et po the ot 9a gow
step. Roxy wonld keep wach al nigh. anpbedyopprached, Rony
gh old Dosh on haar woud goof ean alam By
fled to wake pan theres al ookd dangerous, cf woul uh
Rony racing forthe rod
op trusted his eep a a Bodyguard and he kept Roxy ales can
cool, sick, unrated, welshod na. don pera,
‘Whe Doy slept, eel would spot oes bse 294g ong in
the lids, She id cost Daya ent in fod. heed on the worms
bu fog, and oxcasiona hehe she hunted ding the righ. By en
She would fave ed bers all and wood rl back tothe jeep ato
berbasht Bui was true about her eter missing dy cso the Soper
Serie. When Doy woke wp he weuld give he spoon! ef the speci
Tuas the only par ober ob that Jesebel dn ike
ee
ha nee rehing with Rogan Jebel and Wook 36
hey wold Beaver teeter a hers ofc ie
Then something hpi thet changed everything
& Hoty ub thoy found tienes faraway hm ay own, on»
Braet coumnyrt sere cui rose The torment
ad wilde. the rim cate don in tovtenis an Rony wis prety
‘sein whee dep Mond
‘Dont sll. Jeefrar, dent sak ered Dog
“The eumentsogninst us!” sresied pace Roy; pushing through the
ood >.
"We mst be going uphill a Jesbe, peering ito the dark
They mere ing yp BAT And Doy sw light above
‘Were saved” REGied. “Thats a honse up thee!
Think you can make" ake Jest of Rosy
en ying dant Cant you sce Tm ng”
And then 3 ssange hig happened
‘ Saddealy they sere no longer ina dark stormy night with he ain
cong dowsin orients and the Mod nushing down whee deep Suni
ier of clear shies wh the moon shining and ona lta
lee thete W380 lcd and no ain even. They ad lef the som sch
‘Ad bclore thers ose a house wh igh shining he endows
‘oy parked in fom af the doer an got ou
at er.” Ne sido Roxy and Jez, an TI goin ace
they cam pe up or te nigh 7 :
He was abou fo knock on thé door when it opeeed, hough he could
seenobody epening it He walked int a bright alan nob as dere
But from the ne room came the sound ofa womin singing
road
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slept bey
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‘Ashe listened oy elt tht he Ba esd the song beloe. Ase edo
emeniber where and when he had head hat sng, the voice passed, “2
Inez in my cradle” said Doy te himself. And the voice inthe es oc
a6 sng aE
> eowatant
soveatore
‘have trae ander
caine
iy ing
ing ly
_ Gg yo ing
Nyy
oy suode nto he next room. was combination Wig anid ing
room, A young woman was sting food on the able. Se looked up without
sorpse
Goo evening,” she gece im. "You mast be hungry Tease come
“They 8 down aros fom each other the able a she served
“The fod was good and hot He ate ung, she ate ui Though she
ever smiled er fce was nt Her eps glesmed and er ski shoe
~ wheres the baby” he ase
There no bay she sid "Of rather. tte ate many bis Lut hey |
arin lene places. 1sng to them fom bet
SSS i ongoe So snag Tow Tow
“Youve herd before”
Lon ago, fel sure was sung to me a «baby ~ but no by my
mobi
There are many of who sng that song”
‘Are they Bete with you
,
FRo. Linc alone, Flow have some moe of ado,
“Thon. btn fal llyou ewe me = hase Fomine”
“ou mont sen me oe
1 dott know your mare. Mine Bee”
iu car call me Ange, Dox
“They went out the yard ade into her to Rony an Jezebel
“They wl be sale hee tonight” sid ee women, °No ene wl eveh
‘hem. And you can sleepin the oom upstate Duy
No, thanks ~ I alas sleep in seep
When he woke up the neat morning he woman had breast ead
‘But you must nt leave today, Dy” sil storming down below and
{he food will bering higher Stay unl ell you when sae to go."
Sfor three days Dy saved wit the wornan. He mended het fences
lopped firewood, weeded ner garden, nd etched spring wer Tou the
‘aby Woods: Inthe evenings Re Pved bt purar and she sins
‘On the third night shew hin at he scr ws or
"ou ea leave inthe mortng, Dey
ean leave you here, Ange. Come with mic amd be my wife
“willbe you se, Dog bt Inst stay here, This wil be out heme
‘The nent day they went down stow and weve mised, Altera week
‘of honeymoon she mde hie rece his taeling
“But how, Dox you havea place to cone ome to EB hee waning
Lae only one request Neve! come home on 3 nigh 7
{all because you wont lind me ete And nver ak me why oF ty to learn
‘kat happens then Will you promise me ht
promise” ikl Doy
ie was eling So hp o woury abt ania all
Dillerent now was she routine of his navel No more hing journeys Ae
to or three days onthe road he wkd be huzrying back wo the hese on
the il He ha a wife anda home aid he ws happiest when he was back
from trea
Bute kep his promise to Angge: on nights when the moon ws lhe
stayedaway from home Menewr akedhe sh ean, norenehfetconions
ough that onal wher nigh he cod come home ad find het wating,
2 he had found he that fat night singing. and with ght in she hows
ani with ood food hot on the blea
yee they could oa home as00n 2 prssle
tgif ene hes nah ws alongs iin opsallstans Ss
be A eva Te WORE Tf tes, She mised ee old
‘ey comes, Now whe iy wee he ons be could fe a
Mar aps wee wih Angge and se ose on te, Ad ke
ae rh ery sing bo he ws yarn 0 ury Beck 6 Be
anise ge noe and mse eas oh nat
re
sue new roti was ROS king. Roxy was begining 0 fel ie
7 em pled shor wes: Dt Jee di wa he he new
Sn erat No more lesuely mp. sta sking rep onetwn a
el gw mae and tore ispened wb the change rune
See atichihey wate pending o the rd bese 3 fl
ssn Drfeol ot go oe, Jezebel nied iat he could not seep
"gatas happened 16 you, Day? You used tobe suc a MAP EO
ducky leone 0 ent een sleep when away from Bom
Thre yo po apn sie Nothing wren sith me sus se ee
svhonnot breath fate, Upon ois aay coal aways bresy 1
veep wath ong, Jeepox you sleep 0 want 10°
Fonte! He Sleping ier. Yoote righ, Doy~ nothing nicer han
he coal our Bll On Jessie does ink 0
sinc and sited of you 0 Bubberngsbou! ve il! You should
sexk yooyanstny onde tht womans sk!”
ik Jesu Ion Rave yo atkng tar way about my
oan ie And what do you koa of he? ot come yOu eat
ame teigh What does she do, where docs she go, when you're ae
‘er
ydont row ann not word ow that Anges ood.
theres nrking wrong about er ot waning sc to come ome when i fall
moon ight Jsprox? What do you shin t
“yank Jes rey”
“oh meraryan Wel ona did warn you! Theres something
funny abut tht woman, She mayhsve as spell om he sv you~ PH
She ean eo ie, now shes up 0 0 good
“Janie Jee ~you hott me then You bt Ne
ying of go. can beat 08300
oy pees eth To 3 cant ley Beas YouWE BOLT,
fein one aboot her. fue 0 soe se does nating wrong, SPat¥
yn rom gv back hc enigh™
STs promise 10 Bet”
aoe you afaid of wha yo may find out. You do have doubts *
ey tad and {have no daub whatsoever! And just sew
sou hot conident Lam, all o back night Jeeprox. let ge 816”
rey youths coy nos: Why sen 10 Jesse? Let her mag. she
spt alos tou gor seep, Day el go back omer
eight do want know wn sh docs when ll moon”
Shey drove back 1 he il a it
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patel sere ln Then eam net hd
Pett vat een th per bal
‘Ar aor they head » ruse of ai and saw the upper bal of Ange’
‘body coming dowa wo rejoin theres of her bod But he to halves would
oxo, Agiin aod again the upper half ried to ste down ow the Lower
ul again and spain i sig oll andl poor Avge began to weep a5 she
hovered over the lower half of hee body
iat sound of fer weeping Doy rushed out of his hiding place
Ange. Ange = set the matte?
‘Oh, Boy why hase you dane ts me™™
lessee woul keep you. rr siting aginsy ~ because noe Lam divide forest”
Oh Angge = meant 0 Ban”
cee eee ean your word, Dos You will neve ste ean
Dovt eave me, Ange! Oh, do ene me!
‘hae ang isl sobbing tthe ground
re eave yo, Dox she sid, now hovering i pty over Hi
Tose and eam my sere. am one of he sp that
cpu bere
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fahas Meals the guns othe bepss andthe nnocen,
aes Tim wong you remember ceca, Dey = some
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ee pra wonder “Angels ar very round”
wee Ad beens TESTE SO chon cat i semeties happens
hon ang tal in Yves rtan being. Then tat ove Becomes
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Tine spirn tele momen, Dy btn esven very moment eter
Sree how can you say yor bay 5 nore when Ue ost
Angin the wold to me™
sr ee a wots bay, Do but it an never bear you len, Yow
sec aS is Br Doyan et his os feng lanuns
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eto ren od withthe man ove and tdi seh! ura conden
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an Peto ow cane 20 De. at eve you Do MESES
Goodhye, Boy”
nd picking oP 1
sanahed into the morn sy
Never mind, Dop” sd Jescbel, saggling aL Ms fc
Row we ean be happy aun ae we were BETS
ne ower ball of er body, Angge soared away and
we sill have
oy kicked her aay =
1 erty fom me, you vp! 1 hate you I never want 10 56° YOU
‘agin! Go away and ever come back
oa fed weeping Re
oor Jzebe How she moped nd moored, Foramonth she jus stayed 9
roe sods, no moving and ox ening just sing and sullen,
eo gh se heard» familiar honk het and headlights shone
om her on Rony bor he was aloe Jesie sprang wp 6 alarm.
eeon! Where Doy?”
“ajcue you have comeback! Hes ina teeble sxe. We tl p98
the road bor dom do mar sling now: He drunk most of the te
Theme come back here and be hts hse up sn the house and weeps
Jesse, youve go to do someting”
tan coc back eepres He hes see Theres only one thing