01-Black Friday 2021
01-Black Friday 2021
courses
Campaign Report
Campaign: Black Friday 2021
Affiliate Promotion Contest
Emails: 19
Campaign Notes
As also explained in Campaign Conqueror, even though the cart was open
on this offer for over a week, I felt I could get an advantage by shortening
my sales window (where I offered a special bonus) to four days. After my
window closed, I did send a couple more half-hearted emails about the
offer. I’ve included a few for historical interest, but for length
considerations, I haven’t included the entire ten days’ worth of emails.
As you know, this campaign was brutally effective. The result — more sales
to me than to every other copywriter combined — was one of the most
epic victories ever seen in a sale of ‘world-class copywriters’ … and a very
satisfying conclusion to my interactions with Matt B.
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Shiv is, after all, one of my oldest allies in the copywriting world.
But as I discovered …
… has been doing deals behind my back, with people who used to be MY
copywriting “allies” …
Shiv’s email included a text message showing they'd been talking about finally
“beating Daniel Throssell”.
And encouraged his ENTIRE email list to go and sign up for Matt’s emails, and
buy from him instead of me.
… What?
Look.
And being shockingly condescending when I called him out on it (yet another
story) …
Now:
I know I haven’t really said much about the Black Friday deal so far.
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And there is a contest between all the copywriters involved … to see who can
sell the most.
But for weeks, Matt has been doing deals on the sneak …
Matt has been bragging that he now has the “most valuable” bonus package.
(Spoiler alert: it’s a few old seminar recordings, a copywriting book he didn’t
write, and a bunch of Gary Bencivenga newsletters that are literally free on the
internet, but Matt is trying to sell them to you. No, really. Just Google
“Bencivenga bullets online” and they’re all free. Ta-da, I just saved you $497.
Sorry Matt.)
For starters …
The point is …
I have created
a MONSTER.
I was the one who kicked off his dazzling rise to copywriting fame these last
few months.
I almost guarantee you’ve seen the name “Matt Bockenstette” in your inbox.
The guy has been wheeling and dealing with anyone who has a pulse and will
open their leg—er, their list to him.
At the time I had no idea (he hid his intentions from me) …
(In fact, I was the only person not to blindly gush about Matt in a list swap —
literally EVERY other copywriter I saw was only too happy to 100% endorse
him, hours after ‘meeting’ him, purely because he was emailing about them in
return. I will NEVER do that with my recommendations to you.)
And … I’m glad I didn’t endorse him. I may share tales of Matt’s duplicity in a
future email. They will shock you.
And not content with copying my ideas, tactics, and even emails …
He has now apparently spent weeks forming a coalition with the sole goal of
trying to best me.
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I’ve ALREADY proven that a one-man band doing nothing but sending a daily
email full of originality, creativity and inventiveness … can shake up the whole
copywriting industry.
And he knows the ONLY way I can be toppled by someone like him …
(Who has possibly never published an original idea, and whose ENTIRE
business revolves around selling or leveraging other people’s creativity and IP
…)
Oh.
Except …
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Yes, Matt has had the opportunity of watching and studying my every move
from the shadows.
But …
I defy those who believe copywriting should be stuck in some incestuous rut
where it's better to swipe than to innovate.
Huh?
You want my crown so YOU can claim to be the guy who bested Daniel
Throssell with your sneaky alliances?
Very well …
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GAME. ON.
And now …
And you will see why I have been warning you not to spend those precious
little dollars on anyone else’s offer.
EVERY
SINGLE
FREAKING
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DANIEL
THROSSELL
COPYWRITING
COURSE
IN
EXISTENCE.
And in terms of the pure, raw, real-world results they will give you…
What’s more …
This is the
LAST DISCOUNT SALE
I WILL EVER RUN.
I’ve been feeling worse and worse every time I discount my stuff.
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Because I know discounts suck for people who already bought it.
And for my small group of superfans who already have all (or almost all) my
courses … I will do something else to reward you. More on that in another
email or something.
This offer is so
FREAKING good …
If you TRULY think, as Matt does, that getting 20+ hours of dusty copywriting
seminars is going to be more valuable to you than my specific, targeted
courses about the things that ACTUALLY work in copywriting in 2021 …
Power to you.
… encircled, overpowered, but desperately fighting to the bitter end for the
sake of creativity, innovation, and brilliance in our craft?
And ironically … WE are the ones who carry their true legacy.
I will offer my ENTIRE suite of original, clever, powerful and fresh courses…
So…
Which side
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Then watch for my email announcing the open cart at midnight EST tonight.
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Daniel Throssell
Share this email — in blog post form, below — in any group where copywriters
hang out online:
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Because darned if I won’t go down swinging against this guy … and doing my
best to do — with my little ol’ list — what he’s using the combined clout of
several audiences to do.
If you want, send me a screenshot of your share, and I’ll send you a little
something.
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And unveiling a BFCM offer that’s way better than his ( 😂)…
The biggest question has been:
Some people have pointed out that Matt is selling 1-2 of my courses in his
bundle, so they assume it’s arranged.
We are all promoting the same BASE BUNDLE of ~30 copywriting courses.
That “base bundle” includes my two cheapest courses (total price $301).
But my bonus offer if you buy from me … is to add all my OTHER (far more
expensive) courses in on top (total price $3,500).
It's not some secret plot … it's just the way this deal works.
This is NOT
fake conflict.
Everything I wrote was — sadly — real, and I have stories (that I may or may
not tell) to back them all up.
I don’t like to air REAL “dirty laundry” like this … unless there is a really good
reason.
But … Matt provided that good reason … by (on top of the dodgy things he’s
done behind the scenes) showing that he has literally been approaching other
copywriters in an attempt to form an “alliance” to beat me.
One well-known copywriter — who I will not name — actually told me Matt
approached him a while back … to PAY him to promote Matt’s affiliate link in
this sale.
(And from what I hear … he’s been VERY active with his deals. I can’t wait to
see 57 copywriters all suddenly emailing about Matt this week. At least I will
know who the sellouts are.)
Will Matt “outsell” me with his massive amounts of networking, deals, paid
placements and the like?
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Possibly.
Heck, probably.
But …
The bond I build with my list — based on TRUST — is stronger than any other
list I’ve seen.
Because just because Matt is in a much stronger position … doesn't mean I'm
going to let him win without a serious fight.
So set a reminder in your phone for midnight EST (that’s a bit under 5 hours
from now).
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Daniel Throssell
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Um…
My, erm…
“Last Ever
ack-Blay iday-Fray ale-Say”
Otherwise, here is the page with details, where we will go live in under 3
hours…
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Daniel Throssell
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As promised…
Here is the link (valid for 96 hours) to download ALL my copywriting training…
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Yes…
Daniel Throssell
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In previous copywriting bundle sales — like the one I’m doing today — I have
famously written hilarious episodes of a cast of characters I called:
When we found out some guy actually owned the copyright to the term
“Copywriting Avengers” (lol).
… or was it?
(… okay, yes, that SUCKS. So sue me. Actually, guess what? You can’t sue
me. That’s why I changed it.)
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Starring:
John McIntyre as
“Iron Mac”
clad in a suit made of tech that’s Working Now In Copywriting ($497) …
Bill Mueller suffers a slight mangling of his surname to star as the Luphomoid
assassin
“Nemula”
with his “Story Sales Machine” ($37) …
Lorrie Morgan’s business name of Red Hot Copy is a natural choice to cast
her as
“Scarlet Witch Lorrie”
with an exclusive interview with Dan Kennedy ($697) …
Rob Marsh leaves the underground safety of The Copywriting Club to don the
suit as
“War Marsh-ine”
but not before smuggling out recordings of their last TCC summit ($550) …
And of course …
“Thor-ossell”
wielding his Email Copywriting Compendium axe, forged in the heart of a
dying star ($101)!
… our mighty writers face off against hordes of invading bad copy on the
plains of Copywriting Wakanda.
Dr. Shtrange spins up a portal that brings Drayton Falcon and Nemula to the
front line.
The Copywriters Who Take Revenge line up in an epic battle formation when
…
CRACK!
In a burst of lightning …
Thor-ossell falls from the sky and gloriously appears on the battlefield …
… oops.
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“Er … sorry about that, mortals!” booms Thor-ossell, with a sheepish wave.
And then …
“Wakanda forever!!!”
With a final cry … the heroes charge towards the invading aliens.
Captain A-Derek-a is first into the fray, swinging his shield around like a
madman.
Scarlet Witch Lorrie gets knocked into a trench by the villainous Proxima
Midnight.
And then …
The two other female characters — Zak Widow and Captain Kim Marvel —
land on either side of her.
(“Aw, look! I TOLD you I was gonna include more women copywriters! They’re
just as good as men copywriters!” boasts Iron Mac, who everyone knows is
just the WOKEST guy for going out of his way to invite more women into this
promotion.)
Meanwhile …
“I know … I’ll defeat him by adding LIVE COACHING!” suggests Captain Kim
Marvel.
“HULK IAN SMAAAAASH!!!” screams Hulk Ian (who, admittedly, is the only
Copywriter who actually has beaten Thor-ossell in a fight).
“Oh, I have an idea!” says Rob Ant-man. “I’ll just go really tiny and crawl up
Thanos’s bu—”
“ANT-MAN!”
“Well,” says Iron Mac, “We have ten days to get everyone to buy, so why don’t
we just take our time—”
“ENOUGH!”
Thor-ossell smiles.
“Yes … but I am the strongest among us … and four days is all I need to
FINISH this.”
And then …
FLASH!
Lightning crashes.
Thanos gasps.
He whispers:
Thanos smiles.
CHOP!
… well.
Because yes …
But …
And …
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Luke Bockenstette.
Is he a relation?
idk.
"I’m 106% sure I send the most creative emails ever written."
Which is strange …
Come with me and let's compare snippets of my email side-by-side with the
other Bock's email…
My Email:
The Opening
" *gasp*
A … website?
Luke's Email:
The Opening
"Ouch!
You’re sitting flat on your ass in a… mall parking lot… in a shopping cart?
WTF."
My Email:
The Unsubscribers
Those are the fools who fled the safe confines of my evil lab.
So anyway. The moment you even have an inkling that you don't like these
emails … give that unsubscribe link some love."
Luke's Email:
The Unsubscribers
"See these empty seats on the bus? Those used to be for people like you.
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If you ever wanna leave, simply click that unsubscribe button at the bottom
there."
My Email:
The "Time-Travel Remote"
Just go ahead and tap that red button right there …"
Luke's Email:
The "Time-Travel Keys"
The other is a big red button that simply says "Ride The Lightning."
My Email:
"You've Been Missing"
You, {{Contact.FirstName}}.
In other words, I've spent years growing my clients' business empires … but
not my own list.
A foolish mistake.
But that's why I dragged you in here to torture—er, educate you with my daily
emails.
Look, I guarantee you've never been on an email list like this one."
Luke's Email:
"You've Been Missing"
You, {{Contact.FirstName}}.
I’ve spent years growing clients’ businesses and partner projects but not my
own audience.
It was a dumb move on my part but that’s why I invited you on this digital
time-travel expedition.
My Email:
"The 3 Books"
"P.S. If you hit reply to this email — and tell me how you stumbled across this
irreverent email list — I'll tell you something neat: Ramit Sethi's three favourite
copywriting books, which he sent me when I won his copywriting contest."
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Luke's Email:
"The 3 Books"
"If you reply, I’ll tell you the 3 non-business books you must read to actually be
a successful creative entrepreneur (none of them have a thing to do with
business)."
And my FAVOURITE
part of all …
My Email:
The Post-Email Bible Verse & Unsub Text
"I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto
salvation to every one that believeth." - Romans 1:16
Fan mail, death threats and gifts of expensive whisky can be dispatched via
messenger kangaroo to:
Luke's Email:
The Post-Email Quote & Unsub Text
""You gotta be who you are in this world, no matter what." - Denzel
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Sick of these emails? Can't stand the use of f.uck words? Don't think I'm
funny? All good. (You're not the only one). That's why I painted this readily
unsubscribe button for you. Finger-tap this if you're tryna get outta here.
If you'd like to send gifts (particularly tequila), please send your carrier pigeons
to the balcony at:"
*ahem*
Since I do not have a potty mouth, and do not use f.uck words …
LOOOOOOOOOL
😂🤣😂
I just LOVE how the quote he chose to replace my Bible verse … is about
BEING YOURSELF … in an email that is COMPLETELY unoriginal 😂
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And note …
He says that he wrote this email "after 6 cups of coffee, a Tim Ferriss podcast,
listening to Nirvana, and looking out at all the adorable dogs walking in front of
me" …
I wonder …
Did Matt teach his brother to "PrOfIt SwIpE" my email like this?
And for everyone who is thinking "get over it Daniel, I'm getting sick of the
Matt-bashing", well …
Me too.
… sort of.
It's not easy for me, as a Christian, to tread the fine line between mockery and
sharp rebuke — which is okay — and prideful anger — which is not.
While publicly trying to act like I'm being "dirty", and he's "above"
responding…
So to be clear:
I would be HAPPY
to make peace.
I did not WANT to go this route. That's why I had kept this quiet (until I found
out he'd been scheming against me).
But if not, and he still insists that THIS 👆 kind of unethical "swiping" is fine …
Whatever.
Either way:
Right now, it seems I'm one of the only ones who has scruples about being
original.
I am at a clear disadvantage.
Who knows?
Which is why …
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This is the LAST discount I will EVER offer and this deal will NEVER be
repeated.
🤣
Daniel Throssell
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I know some people are still talking thinking I’ve been “faking” this whole thing
with Matt.
I saw some wannabe gurus chattering in the JSTC Facebook group about
how it’s “obviously” fake and “anyone who falls for this doesn’t deserve to be
called a copywriter”.
Which … obviously they would say, since the majority (I don’t say all) of the
‘copywriters’ haunting that group are hamsters who think it’s okay to write fake
stories for your sales page leads.
i.e. NATURALLY when they see a good story, they just assume that some
dodgy writer like them just … made it up.
Back to Matt:
John McIntyre, Ian Stanley, Kim Krause Schwalm, Rob Marsh, Roy Furr,
Lukas Resheske, Chanti Zak, Lorrie Haller, and others … were all there along
with Matt.
… but I smiled and said I was participating on this call on truce terms …
And then … we had a pretty enjoyable chat about our Black Friday bundle,
and copywriting stuff.
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I actually had to keep my camera off because it was 6am, and I was doing my
morning workout.
Kim taunted me: “Either that’s one hard workout … or your cardio SUCKS!!!”
It’s called
Email Celebrity.
Along with ALL my other courses (Market Detective, The Inbox Detonator
Bunker, and others) …
For just $994 if you buy the Black Friday Copywriting Bundle from MY link
below:
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But Stefan Georgi — one of the most successful copywriters in the world —
LITERALLY just said he wanted to “start a real beef” with me.
Right NOW …
I almost just want to roll my eyes at this and say “Will you guys just leave me
ALONE and let me finish my darn Black Friday promo?”
And then — since Stefan chose to write this in public, instead of asking me
about it first — I am going to respond in public.
So first …
But then …
Where people would "randomly" (Stefan used the quote marks sarcastically)
share articles about me with him, or in his group.
And he said that this one was so "blatantly self-promotional" that he was
"calling it out".
… and said I was eventually going to put too many people offside, with
catastrophic results for my brand.
Did I ask people to share my Black Friday war declaration post around the
Internet?
Yes.
Was the goal to get promotion and have people talking about me?
Yes.
But …
In fact, the way my “Referral Magnet” strategy (fully taught in Email Celebrity)
works is that people must email me a SCREENSHOT of where they share my
content …
What’s more …
I don’t say “spam my sales page in 3 groups and I’ll bribe you”.
In fact, one of the things I teach in Email Celebrity is that content should be so
interesting and valuable that people would share it ANYWAY.
And of course, I haven’t been shy about having robust disagreements with you
— on AI, fake stories, the future of long-form sales pages, etc.
But that is pure intellectual disagreement, which I know you stand for too.
And over time I’ve developed a (sometimes, admittedly, grudging) respect for
what you do.
As you know, I have privately reached out to you several times to avoid
misunderstandings between us.
And I even gave you a free copy of Market Detective as a goodwill gesture
when people were having debates over it vs. RMBC.
But:
And I want to believe you are trying to do good for this industry.
If you wish to issue a formal ban on my content, then I support that as your
right as a group owner.
But please don’t publicly accuse me of foul play … especially when you’re one
of the copywriters on my “conflict whitelist”.
And now, because I practice what I preach about turning conflict into sales:
(This next part is directed to everyone reading … not Stefan … though he can
buy it if he chooses😆 ):
It worked well … but I have reasons I don’t want to use it anymore (for another
email).
Plus ~30 courses from OTHER copywriters like Ian Stanley, Lukas Resheske,
Rob Marsh, Kim Krause Schwalm and more …
It truly is a deal worth talking about in a group like Justin & Stefan Talk Copy
…
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I once worked with a small family business that had dug itself into a huge hole.
Every single month, like clockwork, they ran a huge sale on their products.
Both the customer list and the business had become hopelessly addicted to
discounts, like some form of course-selling crack.
My advice?
As I explained:
And even people who didn’t buy now … would know there was no point
“waiting” for a future sale.
Plus, anyone who joined the list in future … would never know that sales had
ever been a thing.
But …
Did it work?
…
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… ha.
And while it’s not like I can A/B test reality and know what would have
happened if we DIDN’T make the change …
… well, it should be as obvious as a Mack truck heading towards you, but just
in case:
I’ve been doing them less and less … and I’ve decided it’s time to stop
altogether.
Plus ~30 OTHER courses from copywriters like Ian Stanley, Lukas Resheske,
Kim Krause Schwalm, John McIntyre, and more …
This is not only an enormous discount … but it’s the LAST one I will be doing.
And you have just over two more days left in the entire history of the universe
to get it.
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Daniel Throssell
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This email might be a little ‘NSFW’ … which is why I’m sending it on the
weekend:
Simple test:
Read the first line of your copy to someone in your target market.
… hi Hubble.
Moving on …
OH COME ON.
This might actually be the lamest lime of copy I’ve ever read.
What even IS this Hubble thing? What does it do? What problems does it—
OK WHAAAAAAAT.
And you chose to write a line about “sliced bread” before mentioning that?!?
*ahem*
Firstly … “vagina-owners”?
Look, you’re entitled to your political beliefs, no matter how dumb I think they
are.
Maybe you think the perfectly good word “women” is “hate speech”.
But as a copywriter …
That means you have to see the world as it is … NOT as the woke-topia you
would like it to be.
Real, actual women, in the real world, don’t walk around calling themselves
“vagina-owners”.
By imposing this into your copy, you have caused a HUGE jolt in the reader’s
mind … and you have now made it about politics.
Those who disagree with you will now be distracted, thinking “ugh stupid
wokeness is everywhere” — or worse, will stop reading in disgust.
Those who agree with you will be thinking “Yes! Finally, a politically correct ad
that recognises men can have vaginas too!”
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HUGE no-no.
Also:
I could be wrong, but using the word “dyspareunia” strikes me as a really BAD
idea.
Now, maybe your market has done a lot of Googling and they know that it
means “pain during sex”.
But … I mean, I read ancient Greek (where it’s derived from), and even I didn’t
understand the word till I looked it up.
All in all, a TERRIBLE line of copy … but at least it matches the train-wreck of
an ad so far.
Honestly?
It’s not fantastic as a lead but at least the first two words are “Painful sex”.
Anyway …
Go fix it.
And while most of them are not nearly as saucy as this ad…
The learnings you'll get from watching me tear copy to shreds are just as
dense.
Along with Market Detective, Email Celebrity, and all my other courses …
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And ~30 courses from OTHER well-known copywriters like Kim Krause
Schwalm, Ian Stanley, John McIntyre, Derek Johanson and more …
It is literally the best deal I will EVER offer you … especially since I am never
doing discount sales again after it ends.
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… but I happened to notice he’d bought the Black Friday Copywriting Bundle
from another copywriter instead of me.
The copywriter he bought from wasn’t really offering a “bonus” if you bought
from him.
Huh?
So — more out of curiosity than anything — I asked why he’d done that.
He replied:
This is why I was thrilled to receive the short "curious" message from you!
Thank you, buddy. You made my day!"
🤔
I replied:
“Just to be clear, you are saying you were trying to get my attention by
buying from another affiliate?”
To which he answered:
Yours and Roy Furr's are the Most Valuable Packages out of all the other
ones out there - in my opinion.
Any person with even an average IQ would go with the package that offered
the Most Value.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Look:
But if you, too, value being unpredictable more than getting EVERY COURSE
I SELL …
The Inbox Detonator Bunker, the full archives of ALL my copy coaching
($1,000)…
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But, don’t drag your feet. We’re already on day 3 of 4 of this offer — and then I
will never be discounting these courses again. You have been warned…
Daniel Throssell
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I was having a back-and-forth via email with John McIntyre about the Black
Friday Copywriting Bundle when he surprised me by ending an email with:
“Random q, any fiction authors you like? I was just about to start
another jack reacher novel but I thought you might have something
interesting that inspired the parallel sequence.”
1) Matthew Reilly
I’ve read every Matthew Reilly book, but in particular I love his Scarecrow and
Jack West series.
In fact — as I say in the email itself — The Dark Room (my welcome email)
was inspired by the opening scene to the Four Legendary Kingdoms.
No, really:
I actually took the text, and went through line by line, “swiping” by changing a
few words to make it my own original copy—
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Just kidding.
I've actually had the last Jack West book on my bedside table for the last 2
weeks — I've refused to open it because I KNOW I will stay up till 3am two
nights in a row finishing it, and I couldn't afford that with this sale going on!!!
The late Paul Antony Jones was also another big inspiration on the "world" of
my PWS, specifically with his Extinction Point and This Alien Earth series.
Read them in that order. It makes the second one better.
3) Ben Settle
Ben isn’t just possibly the greatest email copywriter in the world … but a
surprisingly good fiction writer.
Be warned though: they’re very different. A LOT of violence, gore, sex, and
religious themes. They will challenge you for sure — but the way Ben tied all
those themes together throughout the novels, and gave them meaning, was
great to me.
4) Blake Crouch
The Wayward Pines series was FREAKING EPIC, especially the first book
and the way it opens. Dark Matter and Recursion have also lingered with me.
And Run was an incredibly gripping tale all the way through. I’ve had to stay
away from his books for a while because I get too darn hooked on them.
Now, a disclaimer:
The only way that fiction has helped ME write copy is to influence my Parallel
Welcome Sequence — which is basically “copywriting fiction”.
Simple:
Not everything in life has to be done to find the “hidden marketing lesson”.
… is to clean me out in my “Last Ever Sale” … where you can get EVERY
DANIEL THROSSELL COPYWRITING COURSE for just $994.
Details here:
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You have a little over one more day to go until this opportunity hits Extinction
Point … with no chance of Recursion.
Daniel Throssell
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Daniel Throssell
P.S. I have one more day of emailing about this … then it’s done.
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Unless you’ve been camping without WiFi for the last 3 days, you’ve seen at
least ONE of my 435 emails promoting my “Last Ever Sale” (which ends
midnight EST tonight).
And, without a doubt, the single best offer I have ever made, or ever will make.
And …
I need to apologise
for ALL of that.
Well …
STRATOSPHERE.
And while there is a full week left for everyone else to promote (while my offer
ends TODAY) …
Why apologise?
I’m kind of like that kid at high school who just took a friendly game WAY TOO
FAR and ruined it for everyone.
And while you could argue that all’s fair in love, war and marketing …
I could have done my “last ever sale” some OTHER time, when I wasn’t
competing with people for sales.
And so …
Obviously … this had the potential of being taken WAY the wrong way.
(“You arrogant twerp! You’re apologising for outselling us so bad? Who do you
think you are?!?”)
(Thankfully, both Kim Krause Schwalm and John McIntyre told me they
thought it read well.)
I’m still probably never getting invited back for one of these …
Because I’ve come out and committed to this being my last ever discount sale.
Which means that backing off now … in these last 24 hours … would literally
cost me tens of thousands.
Until midnight tonight (EST) … you can get EVERY SINGLE COURSE I SELL:
Plus ~30 copywriting courses from all the other copywriters in this deal (who
aren’t very happy with me) …
Yes, it is an
UNBELIEVABLY good offer.
One that has caused me no shortage of copywriting envy these past three
days.
One that you would have to almost broke or dead to not at least want to buy.
And at midnight …
it ends FOREVER.
So even though it’s going to make all the other copywriters even madder at
me …
Why don’t you come check out the details of my offer here while you still can:
https://pers.page/bf21
Daniel Throssell
www.imarketing.courses
In under 30 minutes.
Spoiler alert:
Holy cow, I’ve never seen something like this. This must be some world
record. The 5 emails you wrote will beat 95% of the emails out here (I live in
the Netherlands)... and it only took you half an hour, insane!
That’s why I truly believe that the investment for Market Detective is too low.
This bonus training alone will add €5k per month to my income. And I haven’t
even started with the main course.
You sir, are a copy genius. Every freelance copywriter that respects his
time should invest in this course. It’s the closest thing to getting free
money.
In other words:
Once you watch me write five sales emails in 30 minutes in a market I HAVE
NEVER WRITTEN FOR BEFORE …
And as our friend said … this video was worth the ENTIRE $1,500 cost of
Market Detective for him.
But … what about if you could get Market Detective not for $1,500 …
And other courses from Ian Stanley, Lukas Resheske, Kim Krause Schwalm,
Rob Allen, John McIntyre, and more …
You could, in theory, buy the bundle, get Market Detective, go straight to that
video, watch it, and potentially learn how to double (or more) your email
writing speed in under 30 minutes.
But only if you manage to buy before midnight EST … which is coming up
fast.
After that … you will NEVER see Market Detective — or ANY of my courses
— on sale again.
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Daniel Throssell
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u/murderfuk
But basically, he’s renowned for leaving short, grumpy, and often rather
insulting remarks on posts.
For once …
I’ve found I agree with him.
It happened today.
And as you can already tell from the capitalisation and space before the
question mark … it was not written by a native.
Non-Native OP (1 vote)
I'm learning English and copy both, this way I can utilise time and I will be able
to learn multiple things in same time. By the way thanks for your advice
Non-Native OP (0 votes)
Is there anything wrong in this ? If you have any better suggestion regarding
learning this skill please let me know, I will be more than happy to hear it.
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Upvote the copywriters with terrible English as much as you want … but
copywriters don’t get paid in Reddit upvotes.
Trying to learn copywriting at the same time as you are learning basic English
is crazy talk (if you’re trying to write copy in English, that is — totally fine if you
are writing in your native tongue).
Still, I’m going to leave u/murderfuk to fight his own battles there.
And you ALSO get email copywriting courses from John McIntyre … Ian
Stanley … Lukas Resheske … and more.
You might already be too late, if you don't open my emails when I send them.
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Daniel Throssell
www.imarketing.courses
Two questions:
-- You have done (perhaps) too good a job promoting your upcoming email
storytelling class. Can you include it with your Black Friday package or at least
promise your Black Friday package buyers a discount?
-- I've been unemployed for 2 years+. I really need to put your package on
PayPal Credit. Can you set it up so I can use PayPal credit. This defers
payment a little longer and I may have a job by then.
Now, I’m not picking on this guy in particular … but his email just happened to
contain both of the most common questions I’ve been getting, in one email.
So let me answer them together for EVERYONE who has asked one of these
questions over the last few days:
No, I am not going to include that course (which isn't even nearly finished) in
this deal too.
Including my ‘big three’ of Market Detective, Email Celebrity and the Inbox
Detonator Bunker.
30% is hard work and practice … and 50% is pure lucky breaks.
Okay, so that’s not scientific. But the point is, TRAINING is not a magic bullet.
The best predictor that you will USE this training to get results … is that you
have ALREADY been working on copywriting in the past and earning money.
If you don’t have money, it’s a good sign you are not likely to benefit from
more information.
There’s plenty of free info you could have used on the internet to get started
… your problem is implementation, not information.
I mean, you can buy. It's your choice. Maybe you will actually find something
in a course like Upwork in One Hour (included) that shows you how to win
your first job, and bang, you're away and your career kicks off.
So, in summary:
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But if you have the money (even if it makes you a little uncomfortable) …
It is the cheapest you will EVER see my courses again, because I am never
discounting them again.
So these last few hours — before midnight EST — are your very last shot,
ever.
Go here and check out the deal before the timer hits zero:
https://pers.page/bf21
Daniel Throssell
www.imarketing.courses
This is the 2nd-last email I will write about my “Last Ever Sale” which ends in
under 3 hours from when I send this.
If you’ve decided not to buy from me, you can skip this.
This email is for those people who aren’t sure about whether to buy … and are
sitting there, thinking, “holy smokes, this is the most money I’ve ever spent on
something”.
Look:
Over the course of my career I’ve watched countless course launches come
and go.
A MAGIC BULLET.
It’s not going to show you how to get your first paying client this week (well,
probably, though some people have done it with Upwork in One Hour, but
that’s definitely rare).
It’s not going to make you a better copywriter the moment you buy.
The only reason is if you WERE going to buy my courses … and you were
sure of that … and you just wanted to lock in a few grand in savings.
If you were going to make a career out of copywriting, I would hope that you
could make that every single month, over and over, for years on end.
Skipping this offer, and saving up to buy these courses at full price, is not a
bad deal.
And to be honest?
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But my honest belief is that people get MORE value when they save up for
something … pay full price for it … and then squeeze every last drop of value
out of it.
If anything, those people who are getting it all at once tonight are going to find
it HARDER to do that once the sugar hit wears off and the overwhelm kicks in.
I hope they use it all. But it’s way harder than someone who saved up for each
one individually.
And the final 50% is pure luck. Or God. Whatever you want. I’ll go with God,
because #SDG. But up to you.
If you haven’t done any work yet to become a copywriter, please don’t buy it.
I hope you know me well enough by now to know I care for you as a
copywriter … as a reader … as a customer … and as a person.
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And while I sell hard … I only want the best for you.
So please don’t let a deadline take control of your brain and push you into a
purchase you shouldn’t make.
I know it’s a good deal because it made ME truly uncomfortable to offer it.
I was talking with my friend John Bejakovic yesterday about this deal, in fact.
“I still can't believe you've offered this deal. It almost feels like stealing.”
John said:
And … I agree.
I knew when I first thought up this idea — and had this feeling in my OWN
head of "oh no, I'm not sure if that deal would be a good idea, it's just TOO
crazy" — that I was onto something.
And it is only available for another two and a half hours from when I send this
email.
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Daniel Throssell
www.imarketing.courses
The offer to get everything I sell — plus ~30 other copywriting courses — for
just $994 — has now expired.
From now on, every course of mine will sell at its fair, fixed price.
Because most people don’t open my emails within 1 hour of me sending them.
But at the time of sending this … there is still ONE hour left on my deal.
My last ever sale ends less than an hour from when I send this.
There will be no exceptions, no matter the circumstances. You had much more
than an hour, or a day, or even four days to prepare for this.
If you are not interested in my deal — perhaps even infuriated by the stream
of emails about it — well, sweet relief awaits you the moment your eyes leave
the screen.
From here on out it’s back to daily emails … or heck, I might even take some
time off. Goodness knows I’ve earned it.
Either way, the link that will only work for one more hour is here:
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Daniel Throssell
www.imarketing.courses
Additional Emails
(These were not technically part of the promotion, but I’ve included them for
historical interest or because they illustrate points I’ve made in Campaign
Conqueror.)
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Last night Hayley and I went out for dinner to celebrate my successful Black
Friday promo.
Pro-tip:
If you live in Perth — you have to try La Cholita. THE TACOS ARE SO GOOD.
Since I’m in the cutting phase of my diet … it was literally the most food I’d
eaten in months.
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We staggered out of the front door an hour later, clutching bulging bellies and
barely able to walk.
So I said:
“Did you know there was a place called 'Creative Dessert Bar'?”
“I did not.”
“I didn’t, I swear.”
The creative dessert bar actually just happened to be a real thing 🤷♂️
And while I’d love to tell you we went in, and made this story perfect …
(I know. Such a lame ending. Can you believe THIS guy is going to try selling
you a storytelling course called Email Storyteller in the coming months?)
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For the last couple days — since my original Black Friday offer ended — I’ve
had a bunch of people asking to get in after the deadline.
Yes. Despite sending TWO DOZEN EMAILS in the past week about it, there
were still people who didn’t get in, and who are upset at me for not making
exceptions.
This might blow your mind, but … you DO have the option of NOT filing my
emails into some dark corner of your inbox for “later”.
🤯
I mean, it’s your choice — but if you do that, and miss things, idk what to tell
you, y’know?
Also:
In fact, I was reading one of my emails from a couple weeks ago where I gave
everyone a big heads-up about my deal.
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<LINK>
I don’t lie.
If I tell you you might want to set a reminder … well, you might want to set a
reminder.
And if you file my emails away into some folder … or leave them in “Updates”
or something … fine, but don’t blame me if/when you miss time-sensitive stuff.
I was going to end this email here but the email felt wrong without a sales
pitch.
<LINK>
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Daniel Throssell
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It’s the last day of the Black Friday Copywriting Bundle, and I expect the other
affiliates to be selling it hard.
Well, not totally free. You have to pay $20 to get it for free. But you don’t have
to pay ME.
You see …
● Jay Abraham’s Course “How To Get From Where You Are To Where
You Want To Be”
This copywriter claimed his “exclusive” bonuses were worth tens of thousands
of dollars.
But …
I mean, to quote his exact words from an email he wrote last week:
“You deserve to know who you support in this “Black Friday Bundle” – and the
Truth behind the specific strategies being used to manipulate you.”
And:
“[Your choice is] to make a decision based on integrity and facts, rather than
manipulation alone.”
Clearly, he believes in giving you all the facts, and letting you make an
informed decision.
After all …
We wouldn’t want to hide that Truth from our customers — and manipulate
them — would we now? 😇
But I am most certain this was an innocent mistake from this squeaky-clean,
non-plagiarising, Truth-loving copywriter.
I’m just telling my list where they can get his offer for cheaper, if they want it.
<LINK>
But, I only include that link in case this is the first email of mine you’ve
checked in 2 weeks.
Daniel Throssell
www.imarketing.courses
Last night — in a parallel universe — I called my family to the table for dinner.
I smiled.
My son frowned.
“Well, you see, Daddy is a copywriter, which means his usual job is to sell
things,” I explained. “But this Black Friday, Daddy realised that he shouldn’t do
his best to sell things, because it might upset some people. So Daddy decided
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that instead of earning money … he was going to try and not hurt ANYONE’S
feelings.”
“No, son. But we have something better: Nobody on the Internet hates Daddy.
And nobody unsubscribed. In fact, people are writing emails about how nice
Daddy’s Black Friday campaign was. Sure, Daddy made no sales, so we can’t
afford food, but isn’t that better?”
And at that …
I give you a trigger warning right now, that I am about to gloat so hard it’s
going to give you conniptions, so you better stop reading here.
Because …
It’s been impossible for me to miss that the copywriting world has been full of
sniping about me the past week.
Screw ‘em!!!
And despite my main rival being sickeningly underhanded from start to finish
…
(From trying to literally pay people to promote his link … to taking credit for
MY sales numbers … to offering “valuable” bonuses that were available online
for $20 while denouncing my “MaNiPuLaTiOn!!!” … to using language that led
people to believe he was “in the lead” when he actually finished a country mile
behind me…)
Yes, some of my tactics have been accused of being ‘petty’ and ‘childish’.
OH NOES! 😱
Some Internet randoms don’t LIKE me?
I mean, the whole point of being a copywriter is to make people LIKE you!
… wait.
Oh, right.
No it’s not:
I find it truly laughable that self-professed copywriters would try and murmur
against me by saying my campaign was too “negative” or “dramatic” or
“immature” or “high-schoolerish” … when it was undeniably THE BEST
FREAKING BLACK FRIDAY CAMPAIGN RUN IN 2021.
Something a quick look at the sales chart should prove beyond any doubt.
IT IS TO SELL.
THIS IS
COPYWRITING 101.
But after reading yet more Internet nattering on about me this morning … I
decided there’s no point in trying to pretend to be ‘likeable’ anymore.
I mean … nobody likes me anyway. Who freaking cares? I don’t feed my kids
with your approval, suckers 😂
Every single whingey comment you make about me online just gets me
MORE attention … which I will masterfully spin into MORE sales … like I just
did. Because I am one of the BEST in the world at it. And I just proved that.
What's that?
Um …
DO I LOOK LIKE A MAN WHO CARES WHETHER YOU LIKE HIM OR NOT
RIGHT NOW? BECAUSE I SURE DON’T FEEL LIKE ONE 🤪
*ahem*
Now …
(I can’t help it. It’s just so much FUN when they get triggered and start fuming
about me.)
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But most of the people on my list don’t hate me nearly as much as the
randoms on the Internet.
You did, after all, just respond to my offer in such overwhelming numbers that
it dominated this contest.
Every email I write that has people “unsubscribing” in disgust with me (like this
one) …
They know I love to stick it to my haters while having fun doing it.
They run off, shaking their heads, muttering about “that Daniel Throssell is a
JERK … and soon he’ll realise nobody wants to read his emails!”
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Yeah …
In the meantime …
I and my loyal readers will keep on having a great time … calling out
sleaziness … and making the copywriting world a heckuva lot more fun, one
crazy email at a time.
Speaking of which:
I just read through it again and was stunned at how much good stuff I gave
away.
For $101 it is one of the best copywriting courses you can buy … from one of
the best copywriters in the game.
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(Yes I just said that. Oh, this is so much fun. Aren’t you mad, haters? Aren’t
you so MAD?)
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Daniel Throssell
The Best Black Friday Copywriter In The World, 2021 🏆🤣