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 HUMOUR OPENERS
Still bullet journaling your way to enlightenment? Your future self called -
they want you to know there's a faster way to glow up than colour-coding
LIFE COACHES
your chakras...
Your inner critic isn't the boss of you. It's more like that annoying backseat
driver who can't read a map. Here's how to kindly tell it to zip it...
If your self-care routine was a movie title it'd be 'Honey, I Shrunk My
Dreams'. Let's supersize that comeback story...
Your comfort zone has become more like a comfort palace, complete with
Netflix subscription and door dash on speed dial. Time for a royal eviction?
Plot twist: Your productivity isn't broken - it's just taking an unauthorised
sabbatical. Here's how to negotiate its return to work...

Your to-do list is longer than your last grocery store receipt. Meanwhile,
your profit margins are thinner than hotel toilet paper. Let's fix both...
BUSINESS
COACHES

If your business strategy was a dating profile, it'd be giving 'trying too hard
to impress'. Time to let your authentic ROI flag fly...
Your inbox has more unread messages than your gym has visits this year.
Still DIY-ing your way to burnout? Your business called - it wants you to
know there's life beyond 'just one more YouTube tutorial'...
Your pricing strategy is playing hard to get with profitability. Time to stop
the game of hide and seek with your worth...

Your relationship with kale doesn't need to be complicated. Here's how to

make peace with green things without ghosting your taste buds...
If your wellness journey was a road trip, you're currently stuck at a rest stop
WELLNESS
COACHES

scrolling #fitspiration. Time to recalculate that route?

Your body isn't ignoring your health goals - it's just really confused about
why you keep panic-buying miracle supplements...
Turns out, your snooze button isn't the enemy of your morning routine. But
HUMOUR

that 'motivational' 3am TikTok scroll? We need to talk...

Your workout playlist has more skips than your actual workout. Let's
change the tempo of your health story...

Does your dating app strategy has more filters than your Instagram posts?
Your communication style has become more interpretive dance than
RELATIONSHIP

actual dialogue. Time to learn the steps that actually get you in sync...
COACHES

Your heart isn't picky - it just has better taste than your last five dating
choices. Time for a love life upgrade?
Love doesn't have to be as complicated as your coffee order. Whether
you're single or coupled up, this psychological hack is changing
everything...
If your arguments were a TV show, they'd be stuck in reruns. Time to
change the channel on how you handle conflict (without canceling the
whole series)...

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 CURIOSITY OPENERS

Tired of reading self-help books that collect dust? Your brain is hardwired
to resist change - unless you tap into this weird 3-minute habit...
LIFE COACHES

Spoiler: It's not motivation, mindset, or manifestation. You’re not where you
want in life because...
Still setting goals like it's 2007? Science just uncovered why traditional
goal-setting is actually keeping you stuck (and what to do instead)...
Your vision board isn't broken - but your brain's success GPS is. Here's the
neural shortcut that's helping my clients bypass years of struggle...
That voice telling you 'you're not ready'? It's not imposter syndrome. This
breakthrough research reveals what's really blocking your success...

Your profit problem isn't your pricing. This hidden revenue block is costing
you 5-figures monthly (and no, it's not your mindset)...
Exhausted from trying 'proven' business strategies that flop? Plot twist:
BUSINESS
COACHES

Success leaves clues, but they're not what the gurus are selling...
While other entrepreneurs chase vanity metrics, my clients just hit their
highest revenue month using this backwards business approach...
Your ideal clients are scrolling past your content for this bizarre
psychological reason (and it's not your offer, price, or value)...
Stop calling it a 'feast or famine' cycle. Your business isn't seasonal - it's
stuck in this invisible cash flow trap...

Struggling with cravings at 3pm? Your body is trying to tell you something
- and it's not about willpower or sugar addiction...
That healthy habit you're trying to build is actually working against your
WELLNESS
COACHES

body's natural rhythm. Here's the biological hack nobody's talking about...
Your weight loss plateau isn't about calories, your age, your metabolic rate,
it’s about...
Forget everything you know about 'healthy eating windows'. This
HUMOUR

unconventional timing strategy is revolutionizing how my clients approach

wellness...
Your body is secretly sabotaging your health goals at this specific time of
day. The science behind it will transform how you think about wellness...

Still playing the dating app game? The algorithm isn't the problem. This
psychological trigger is blocking your perfect match...
RELATIONSHIP

That 'perfect' relationship you're chasing is based on a Hollywood lie. Here's

COACHES

what real, lasting love *actually* looks like...

Stop blaming communication for your relationship struggles. This invisible
connection barrier is the REAL culprit...
The strongest couples don't follow the 'traditional' relationship rules. They
do this instead (warning: might challenge everything you believe about
love)...
Your dating 'type' isn't the problem. This subconscious pattern is keeping
you stuck in the same relationship cycle...

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 STORYTELLING OPENERS

The other day, a client shared something that stopped me in my tracks.

'I've been so focused on becoming someone else's version of successful, I
forgot what success means to me.' Let's talk about finding your own path...
This morning, I watched someone realise they'd been writing their story
LIFE COACHES

with someone else's pen. Here's what happened when they picked up their
own...
It's funny how our biggest breakthroughs often come disguised as ordinary
moments. Like my client who found clarity about their entire life purpose
while organising their sock drawer. Here's what they discovered...
There's this beautiful moment in transformation work when someone
realises they've been carrying a backpack full of other people's
expectations. Want to know what happens when they finally set it down?
They came in thinking they needed a complete life overhaul, but what they
really needed was permission to be exactly who they are...

Ever notice how we often make business more complicated than it needs
to be? Had a client last week put down their 47-page business plan and
simply ask, 'What if it could be easier?' Here's what we explored...
BUSINESS COACHES

Been sitting with something a client shared recently: 'I built the business
everyone said I should build. But I forgot to build one I actually wanted to
run.' Let's talk about building a business that feels like home...
The most profound business conversation I had this week started with
someone admitting they were tired of pretending to love the hustle. What
unfolded next was beautiful...
It's interesting how our biggest business breakthroughs often happen
when we stop forcing things. Like my client who found their perfect
business model while taking a week off. Here's what they learned...
Sometimes the best business decisions come from the heart, not the
spreadsheet. Yesterday, I watched someone choose alignment over 'best
practices', and here's what blossomed...

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 STORYTELLING OPENERS

There's this tender moment when someone realizes their wellness journey
isn't about the number on the scale at all. It happened again yesterday,
WELLNESS COACHES

and I'm reminded why this work matters...

The gentlest transformations often leave the deepest impact. Like the
client who stopped fighting their body and started listening instead. Here's
what they heard...
We were talking about meal plans and suddenly the conversation shifted
to something much deeper. 'What if my body isn't the enemy?' she
whispered. Let's explore that...
'What if everything I've been taught about health is missing the most
important piece?' Sometimes healing begins with a simple question.
Recently, someone shared how exhausted they were from chasing
perfection in their wellness journey. What unfolded next was a beautiful
lesson in self-compassion...

Love stories don't always start the way we expect. Sometimes they begin
RELATIONSHIP COACHES

with putting down the checklist and picking up curiosity instead. Here's
what happens when we dare to love differently...
Had a beautiful conversation yesterday about what happens when we stop
trying to fix our relationships and start trying to understand them. The shift
in perspective changed everything...
It's fascinating what happens when couples realise they're both speaking
different languages of love. Not just love languages - but whole dialects of
connection. Let me share what I've learned...
Sometimes the strongest relationships grow from the softest moments.
Like the couple who found their way back to each other through simply
learning to pause. Here's their story...
A single client recently shared something profound: 'I've been searching
for the perfect person, when I should have been learning to be the right
partner.' Let's explore what that really means...

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 MYTH BUSTING OPENERS

Your morning routine isn't the holy grail of success. In fact, my most
accomplished clients are straight-up rebellious about what time they wake
up. Let's talk about what actually moves the needle...
Unpopular opinion alert: Vision boards aren't manifesting anything except
LIFE COACHES

more trips to Hobby Lobby. Here's what happens when you ditch the glue
gun and do THIS instead...
Journaling prompts aren't going to change your life. gasp I said what I said.
Here's why the self-development industry doesn't want you to know about
this alternative...
That thing you're calling 'self-sabotage'? It's actually your brain's way of
protecting you. Let's talk about why your 'bad habits' might be your best
teachers...
Time to burst some bubbles: Success doesn't live at 5am, green juice isn't
liquid gold, and your comfort zone isn't the enemy. Ready for some grown-
up personal development?

Newsflash: Your business doesn't need another course, funnel, or strategy.

That's like buying new running shoes when you haven't left the couch.
BUSINESS COACHES

Here's what it actually needs...

Let's get uncomfortable: Your pricing isn't the problem. Your endless
'market research' isn't helping. And your ideal client avatar is probably a
fantasy. Ready for the real talk?
Shocker: That 6-figure launch strategy you bought? It's based on business
myths from 2015. Here's what's actually working in today's market (good
news: it's way simpler)...
This post contains zero mentions of hustle, grinding, or 5am club
propaganda. Just real talk about growing a business without losing your
soul...
Time to dismantle this lie: You don't need a bigger audience. Most
businesses are ignoring this goldmine hiding in plain sight...

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 MYTH BUSTING OPENERS

Your body isn't 'broken' and it doesn't need a 30-day reset. That mindset?
It's making your metabolism throw a tantrum. Let's talk about what's really
WELLNESS COACHES

going on...
Here's the thing about detoxes: Your body already knows how to detox.
(That's literally what your liver is for.) Let's discuss what it actually needs
from you...
Controversial stance: Health isn't about perfect eating. My healthiest clients
sometimes eat pizza. Let's talk about the science of sustainable wellness...
Your workout routine doesn't need to hurt to work. That 'no pain, no gain'
mentality? It's as outdated as leg warmers. Here's what modern science
says...
Time to get real: You don't have a willpower problem. Your body isn't
sabotaging you. And motivation isn't the answer. Let's talk about what's
actually happening...
RELATIONSHIP COACHES

Let's debunk this fairytale: 'The One' isn't a person. It's a choice you make
every day. And sometimes that choice looks nothing like the movies
promised...
Communication isn't your relationship's biggest problem. (Even therapists
get this wrong.) Here's what's actually creating that disconnect...
Warning: This post contains zero advice about date nights, love languages,
or keeping the spark alive. Because lasting relationships need something
entirely different...
Time to get real about red flags: Sometimes they're actually green flags in
challenging packaging. Let's talk about what you're really seeing in your
relationships...
Being 'high maintenance' isn't a bad thing. Having standards isn't the
problem. And being 'too picky' might be your superpower...

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Hey, nice to meet you!
I'm Jackie, and I'm here to rescue course creators
and service providers from the abyss of boring ads.
If you thought these ad openers were good, just
wait until you see what happens when I actually
get my hands on your ads.

(my son, permanently

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