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The anonymous photographer sent Dandelion read aloud. A buzz of
us a note saying the photos together excitement filled the air.
make a coded message. To figure out “Whoopee, a puzzle!” Rudyard
the message, you will need to find five shouted.
objects in each of the first three photos. Everyone copied the list of items,
The fourth photo has six items. Each ready to do some serious code breaking.
item can appear in more than one “But where are the pictures?”
photo. Here are the objects to look for: Dandelion asked, looking around.
Boggington Bogsworth the Third,
a good friend of Doodlebug and
Dandelion, pointed to an odd photo-
graph hung in the trophy case. “That
must be one of them!” he said.
5
Everyone gathered to study the Working together, Doodlebug
first photo, searching for objects and Rudyard found another weird
listed in the article. picture posted in the science lab.
8
Doodlebug gulped. He wasn’t Without warning, she snapped
ready to have his picture taken, but a picture of the whole group.
an old camera on a tripod was aimed Suddenly, they all understood
directly at the students. A photogra- the coded message in Dandelion’s
pher, head hidden beneath a black strange photographs.
cloth, seemed to be adjusting the And years later, everyone still
camera lens. agreed that on that day, thanks to
“SAY CHEESE!” the camera Dandelion Pinkley, they had posed
person shouted, pulling off the cloth. for the best class picture ever taken
A blonde head appeared—Dandelion! at Pine Nut Elementary—even if,
“I’m your mystery photographer! like the ones they’d found, it was
And you are all my stars!” truly a little bit strange.
ers
n to p ag e 3 5 to see the answ
Tur secret messag
e.
to Dandelion's
Outer space,
here we come! Huzzah! Rubber bands?
Now I can get the last
things I need: rubber
bands!
9
Lizard’s Trick
by Beverly McLoughland
Art by Amy Ning
What a lizardy, wizardy trick
How clever, how crafty, how cunning
When her tail is caught by a foe
She will–snap!–let it go
While the main part of her keeps on running.
12
“What’s the matter with you chickens?”
he cried, as the frantic fowl flapped around
in a flurry of dust and feathers. Farmer
Bob quickly counted his chickens. Yup,
they were all there: twenty-six gawky,
white Leghorns and Carmenella,
the fat Rhode Island Red.
Carmenella desperately hopped
up and down at Farmer Bob’s feet,
trying her best to tell him what
was wrong. “The henhouse is
haunted!” she squawked. “There’s
a ghost in there! It rose up out
of the straw and crept around,
and then it got all white and
wavy! It near about scared
the eggs out of us!”
Farmer Bob didn’t under-
stand. He poked his head
inside the henhouse, turned
on the tiny electric light,
and saw nothing out of
the ordinary. “It’s too
early for chickens
to be up,” he said,
trying to shoo
the birds back
to their roosts.
Takeoff! That's what But the ship looks ready Hmm . . . Looks an awful lot
OK everybuggy, let's get I shoulda' done. already. So what's in like a regular slingshot.
things ready for takeoff! these boxes?
High-powered rubber
bands to power the
BugX Super Space
Slingshot Unit. 13
They wouldn’t go inside. Instead, they ran off flapping
and squawking in all different directions.
“Chickens,” muttered Farmer Bob. “It must be the full
moon.” He went back to bed in a grumpy mood.
Carmenella was not happy about spending the rest of
the night in a bush. By dawn, she was both determined
to get to the bottom of this mystery and afraid to go back
into the henhouse. She decided she’d need help, and she
knew just who to see.
Carmenella sought out Beauregard, Farmer Bob’s
lazy but clever old cat. He’s as wily as they get, thought
Carmenella, except for maybe a fox, but she didn’t know
any foxes.
Beauregard seemed eager to lend a paw . . . until Car-
menella told him what she wanted. He narrowed his big,
Oo-la-la! Zeez will give zee It was awful nice for E. Indeed Sam, what
These babies will shoot
strong spring! Long Musk-Beetle to pay wily—smart and
us right into space!
for them. tricky—way did you
use to get the money?
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green eyes and said, “I’d pick a fight with a
rat or even a big dog, but I’m not messing
with any ghost. It’s your henhouse and
your problem. You deal with it. Unless, of
course, you’re chicken,” Beauregard added,
purring wickedly.
“That’s not funny, cat,” said Carmenella.
She then called a chicken meeting out-
side the henhouse and told the Leghorns,
“Let’s gang up on it tonight. It won’t have
a chance against all of us.”
The Leghorns just looked at the ground
and kicked the dirt. It was obvious they
weren’t going to help defeat the ghost.
“Well, then,” Carmenella said huffily,
“I’ll deal with it myself. I’ll be chicken
soup before I’ll let a spook chase me out
of my own house!”
By nightfall, though, Carmenella felt a
lot less brave than she had earlier. While
the Leghorns cowered in bushes outside the
henhouse, she crept quietly and slowly
inside, looking for signs of danger. There were none.
Hours passed, and by 3:00 a.m., a sleepy Carmenella
had just about decided the whole thing was a mistake.
Then, all of a sudden, there was a rustling scritch, scritch,
scratch under the henhouse. Something, something as
dark as a shadow, rose slowly up out of the straw on the
At first, I cowered—crouched
And then ya hit him up
down in fear. But he was just
for the dough.
such a nice, regular bug. I told
him all about my project for
over two hours.
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floor. Then something white rose gently from the
shadow and began to wave to and fro.
Carmenella almost fainted from panic and fear,
but she remembered her vow and prepared for
battle. She fluffed out her feathers, let out a mighty
SQUAAAWK! and leaped upon the ghost.
“OW, OW!” cried a small voice from somewhere
under the large chicken. “Ow, that hurt!”
Surprised, Carmenella warily backed up, ready to
pounce again. She took a close look at the intruder
and shook her head in disbelief.
Take it easy stretching those bands, Bill. We Yeah, yeah! I got this.
must go warily—carefully to avoid danger. This ain't my first
rodeo, ya know.
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“You . . . you . . . why, you’re a skunk!” she said,
gaping at the small black-and-white creature.
“Well, of course I’m a skunk, and my name
is Peaches, thank you very much,” said
the little skunk indignantly. “I
was just looking for a place to
sleep and there was a hole in the
floor and I didn’t know I was both-
ering anybody and you didn’t have
to be so rude. That hurt.”
“Well now,” said Carmenella,
“I’m sorry I was rude, and yes, you
can sleep here. In fact, you can
share my nest. Come on, let’s get
you to bed, little one.”
It took a great deal of persuasion
on Carmenella’s part, but the
Leghorns finally agreed to go back
inside the henhouse, although they
were still a little spooked at first.
The baby skunk quickly triggered
their mother-hen instincts, and they
spent the rest of the night clucking and
cooing over the new arrival, who was now fast
asleep in Carmenella’s nest.
Well, well, thought Carmenella, as she strolled outside
at dawn. If Farmer Bob thought he had a surprise the other
night, just wait until the next time he gathers eggs!
Honestly, Bill. I'm just giving advice. Well wadda ya know! It
You don't need to talk so indignantly— wasn't me this time!
angrily in response to an insult.
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By James R. Cluck
Art by Jim Steck
What to Do:
1. Cut a piece of yarn about 24 inches long.
2. Ask an adult to punch a hole in the bot-
tom of the cup using a nail.
3. Tie one end of the yarn to the paper clip.
4. Thread the other end of the yarn through
the hole in the cup.
5. Cut a piece of paper towel
in half, then fold it once and
get it a little bit wet.
6. Hold the cup in one hand,
and then wrap the moist paper
towel around the string near the
opening of the cup.
7. While you squeeze the string with the
paper towel, pull down in short jerks
so that the paper towel slides along
the string. BAWK BAWK BAWK!
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Pinky Lovett’s New Neighbor
21
Pinky started out small.
“Calico kitten?” she offered.
“Thank you,” said Simon. “But
I don’t think my black Labrador
would like her.”
“Rainbow striped sun umbrella?”
Pinky asked.
“Thank you,” said Simon. “But
I only go out when the sky is gray.”
“Your name in lime-green neon?”
Pinky asked.
“Thank you,” said Simon. “But
I like to sit in the dark.”
Pinky tried and tried. She offered
Simon a purple picnic table, a flock
of pink plastic flamingoes, even her
inflatable rainbow. But Simon said
no to all.
Finally, Pinky begged, “Let me
decorate your house. Please, please,
please! I could make it so colorful.”
“Thank you,” said Simon. “But “Yes?” asked Pinky, brightening.
I’ve decided on the décor.” “Would you tell me where you
Pinky frowned. She tried hard not get your flowers?” he asked. “I’d
to stamp her blue boots. As she was like to buy some myself.”
about to leave, Simon cleared his throat. Of course! thought Pinky. She
“There is one thing you could do,” handed over the number for the
he said. nursery. Then she skipped home,
All set for takeoff, Captain. Moi, I'm not crazy about
Shipshape and looking sharp. zee décor—the way zee
crew cabin eez decorated.
Is the space Eet eez rife—full of—zee
plane ready gadgets, buttons, screens,
to go, Bill? and zee science things.
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over the orange ottoman, slipped
on her salmon sandals, and ran out
the yellow door.
Simon’s flowers had arrived!
Yet her excitement turned to
horror as she watched the nursery
workers haul out pots and pots
of . . . black tulips.
“Argh!” cried Pinky. The house
next door was as dull and dreary
as before Simon moved in. Maybe
drearier. Pinky couldn’t believe her
bad luck. “This isn’t just right! This
is all wrong!”
Pinky crawled into bed. She
pulled the patchwork quilt over her
and turned on the TV. She got out
her best coloring books and biggest
box of crayons. Then, she stayed
inside all day until she heard a
knock at the door.
imagining Simon’s dull and dreary Pinky threw off the patchwork
house trimmed with tiger lilies, full quilt, scattered the calico kittens,
of freesia, and rife with roses. slipped on her red fuzzy slippers, flew
“Just right!” said Pinky. across the purple carpet, and opened
The next day Pinky heard the yellow door.
a commotion next door. She “Salutations,” said Simon.
dropped her coloring book, leaped “Yes?” said Pinky.
Why, that's simple . . . uh, Uh . . . because . . .
right, Araña? tell her, Bill.
But why are you
waiting till night time I got nothin'.
to launch?
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“You’ve been so generous with photographer. Pinky told Simon
your help,” said Simon, “that I about her dream to name crayon
thought you might like these.” colors. They drank pink lemonade
From behind his back, Simon and ate Simon’s black jellybeans.
pulled a bouquet of black tulips . . . They laughed and laughed.
in an orange vase! “Simon,” said Pinky, “you have
“Oh!” said Pinky. “They’re beau- quite the colorful personality!”
tiful and bright!” Simon blushed bright red.
Pinky cleared her paints to make Lovely, thought Pinky.
a place for the flowers. Then she and From that day on, Pinky adorned
Simon chatted the afternoon away. her home with Simon’s black-and-
Simon told Pinky exciting tales white flower photographs. In green
from his life as a black-and-white frames, of course.
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Th
eP
icture-Takin’ Man
by Jestine Ware
25
Patchwork House Puzzles
by Cristofer Brush
What to Do:
Fill in the empty white squares with the
missing colors—pink, green, yellow, and
blue. Each color can only appear once in
each row, column, and bigger 4-square box.
26
Counting in Swedish
by Eva Apelqvist
Art by Terri Murphy
text © 2018 by Eva Apelqvist, art © 2018 by Terri Murphy 27
The classroom looked cozy, like her
classroom in Wisconsin, with beanbag
chairs in one corner and posters of
children on the walls. But instead
of individual desks, this room had
round tables with four students to
a table. At least I don’t have to sit
alone, she thought.
A few of the children went to a rack
at the back of the room and grabbed
headphones. Gunilla must have seen
Kelsi looking confused because she
explained, “The headphones are for
when you need quiet.”
It seemed to be okay to talk in
groups when Gunilla wasn’t teaching.
Gunilla walked Kelsi to a table
with three other children. “Ida,
Sanaa, och Lukas,” she said and
pointed. Kelsi recognized that the
word och meant “and.”
“Hello,” Lukas said. Lukas pinched his fingers together
“Hi,” Kelsi said, surprised. “You so they almost touched. Ah, bara lite
speak English?” must mean “a little,” she thought.
Lukas laughed. “Bara lite.” Ida, the girl in the pink shirt, gigg‑
“Leet?” Kelsi tried to say the new led and said something in Swedish
word like Lukas. to Lukas in words that Kelsi didn’t
Step back, Gemini crickets! Did Hope we didn't space out Don't worry, Araña. We've
everybuggy. Make you pack enough? on anything we'll need, got the right stuff.
way for the Spider.
astronauts.
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for “goodbye.” They learned Swedish
numbers, colors, and letters. Kelsi even
had Swedish language lessons in the
afternoons, but after her first day Kelsi
realized she needed many more words.
How would she learn them all?
The next day at school, Gunilla
spoke in Swedish all morning. Some-
times she translated for Kelsi, but
most of the time Kelsi didn’t under-
stand. Now and then, Ida smiled at
her, but nobody spoke to Kelsi much
because she didn’t speak Swedish.
During recess, Kelsi stood at the
edge of the play area watching Ida
and Lukas jump rope with their
friends. She noticed a girl sitting
alone and decided to sit beside her.
She had seen the girl in her morning
class, but couldn’t remember
her name.
recognize. Sanaa didn’t say anything, The girl didn’t look up when Kelsi
just ducked her head. sat down. Today, she wore a silky
[h\ blue headscarf covered in purple but-
When their family moved to Swe- terflies. The scarf hid her hair and
den, Kelsi was excited. She and Mom shoulders, and her hands were shaking a
learned to say hej for “hello” and hej då little. Maybe the girl was nervous, too.
Fellow Buggies! We choose to go to
space not because it is easy, but
because it is hard!
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Lukas waved to Kelsi and then pointed
at the rope. Kelsi had jump roped a lot at
home. She wanted to join, but her head
was so full of Swedish it felt like it might
burst. She shook her head no.
“Hej,” Kelsi said, glancing at the girl
beside her. “Jag heter, Kelsi.”
“Sanaa,” the girl replied quietly, finally
looking at Kelsi. “Inte svenska.” That
meant she didn’t speak Swedish.
Kelsi pointed to herself. “Inte svenska.”
Sanaa’s dark eyes opened wide. They
were like coals, with dancing flecks
of golden brown. She pointed to herself.
“Iraq.”
“Am-eee-ri-ka,” Kelsi said, trying to
make herself sound Swedish.
They both laughed.
“Your scarf is really pretty,” Kelsi said,
touching her own hair and then pointing
at Sanaa’s. She struggled to find the word,
“Söt . . . pretty.”
“Hijab,” Sanaa said, tugging at the
end of her scarf.
Now that there were two of them
who didn’t speak Swedish, Kelsi felt
a little braver. She pointed to the
kids jumping rope and Sanaa smiled,
Araña, are you wearing It does kind of look like Helmets on,
hijab?—the traditional it, but it's actually the Space Bugs!
covering for the hair and neck inside lining of our To the stars
that Muslim women wear. space suits. and beyond!
Oh, gosh . . . Hey! Is
there time for a quick
bathroom break?
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nodding in agreement. Kelsi grabbed
Sanaa’s hand and together they joined
the others.
“Hej,” Kelsi called. “Ja?” Ja meant yes.
It was the only way Kelsi could think of to
ask if they could take a turn jumping rope.
“Ja,” Ida agreed. She nodded and made
room for Kelsi and Sanaa in line.
“Ett, två, tre,” Kelsi counted with the
other kids, just like she had learned
with her Mom.
“Ett, två, tre,” the others counted
when it was Kelsi’s turn. Sanaa followed
right after her, the purple butterflies
on her scarf fluttering in the wind.
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Spooky Story
Aoife Martin, age 8 Kris Busch, age 10 suddenly I was back at my house, sitting on the porch
Birmingham, Alabama Bowie, Maryland step. The only wind was a gentle autumn breeze.
Had it all been a dream? I looked at the sky, in the
Where the skeletons crept, where the The Ghost Woman
direction of the cemetery. The clouds above it were
bats squealed, there was a lost pumpkin. He One day in late October, as I was walking home
glowing. Maybe not.
was trapped in the middle of the forest. The from my friend’s house, the wind started blowing
moon seemed to howl at him. Everywhere extra hard. Suddenly, a woman cut across the
Saffin D., age 7
the pumpkin was surrounded by vicious sidewalk in front of me. Grumbling about how no
Worthington, Massachusetts
monsters and ghouls. Witches flew overhead. one bothers to say “excuse me,” I was about to keep
The pumpkin was absolutely sure he walking, when something on the ground glowed. The Candy Skull
would be stuck there. He couldn’t see a single It was a handkerchief. The woman had probably In a small town at the end of October, a family
thing. Then he found a night dark path. There dropped it. I could still see her, and now I noticed sets up Halloween decorations. Among their usual
were no creepy monsters guarding it, except that she was glowing just like the handkerchief. boxes sat a large toy skeleton that they did not
for a sweet angel monster. The angel monster I picked it up and followed her. I could see my recognize. It had red eyes and a jaw oddly covered
saw the pumpkin. Thump! He walked in. hand through the handkerchief! I hurried along, with dried chocolate. They all looked at each other,
The pumpkin stepped in. He saw a house. and the wind got colder and colder. I followed the puzzled, cleaned its mouth, and placed him on the
The house was like a bright diamond in the glowing woman all the way to the old, abandoned front porch.
sky. He found a doorstep. Wow! There were cemetery, about a mile from home. It is night, and the family goes trick-or-treating
no pumpkins anywhere in sight. He sat on the The woman bent down to touch what looked like and notices that the skeleton is gone! “Darn
porch. To him, it was like entering heaven. He the oldest gravestone. The ground in front of it gave teenagers,” says Mom.
always wanted to be a decoration. The smile way. She was about to climb into the hole when I Later, down the street, a concerned parent warns
on his face leaped up ahead of him. called out. them that there’s someone dressed as a skeleton
There, at that very spot, if you come there, “Ma’am! You dropped your handkerchief!” I ran stealing candy and scaring children.
I promise, he would be on that porch smiling toward the lady, who I decided was most likely a “OK, kids, let’s get home before anything happens
at you. ghost. and let the police deal with this.”
“Thank you,” the ghost-woman said. Her voice They arrive home to find the toy skeleton back in its
was hollow, and it made my spine tingle. spot on the porch. Curiously they get a closer look.
Then the wind rushed around me, spinning like a The skeleton turns toward them with a fresh
top. I squeezed my eyes shut against the view—and chocolate grin . . . !
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Buggy Bulletin Answers to
Patchwork Q. What did the nose
Answer to House Puzzles say to the booger on
Valentine’s Day Delive Valentine’s Day?
ry A. I’m stuck on you!
Mind-Buggler
Send your jokes to
[email protected]!
Answers to
Dandelion’s secret code:
1. You are all my stars
2. I will capture you all
3. At a special event today
4. Are you ready to pose?
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Valentine’s Day
Party Blowers
BLOW AWAY YOUR friends on Valentine’s Day by giving out
these party blowers.
figure 2
What to Do:
1. Cut out each party blower along the solid lines.
2. Fold along the middle dotted line and tape the edges closed,
but leave the end with the diagonal lines open for the straw.
3. Message side up, roll the strip of paper into a tight coil
around a pencil (figure 1).
4. Use a rubber band to keep the paper from uncoiling and
leave it coiled around the pencil for a few hours or overnight.
5. Remove the rubber band and insert the straw (figure 2). Fold
along the diagonal dotted lines and tape tightly around the
straw with clear tape (figures 3).
6. Give the party blowers to a few friends and have a blast on figure 3
Valentine’s Day!
Tip: The party blowers only work if they are airtight. You might
need to tape up any tiny holes that are letting air escape.
You’re out of this world, space cadet!