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Superhero named Commander Cupcake.
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this Straight: lout of the Toilet again...
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of Doobie! a really long Line
lat the bathroom...
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Would you like to
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EVERYBODYS GONNA
make Fun oF him!!!
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important letter?
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Right, Dog Man... always be alone.
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Hey, Grampa! I
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from his alarm clock!)
Us
¥ Beep-Boop. GreeTinGs |
Carbon - based feline!
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No! Let’ ESCAPE!| ..er— L mean, Beep-
Boop. Lets Go Play,
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are delicious forever?
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Because Im Because Sarah
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interview me!
Because People
like to watch
: Stuff like
that.
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Because it makes
i them feel all
a mt
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Can Molly | Aw, PLeeease? We'll
Come over el!!!
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L j don’t want any Sarah 1S i Te
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WHY Didn't You TeLL Me
S he WAS ALREADY Here P??
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Last week You 1 Making vp Songs
both spent ON@
Whole DAY... “
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ALright, book: Vou | |...but I don’t want
Can Stay and play] |to heAR A PeeP |
downstairs... out oF You kids!!!
85
I Dont WANT You
KiDS MessinG
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Rose Garden
KeeP OUT
(especially Dog Man)
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Oh, Look ! A pile
of Slobbery
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£F Youre happY
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Poop YouR PanTs!
TF You're happy
PoBN1B7T/ And You Know iT
_ Roop Your PANTs/
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1826 You're HAPPY And You
|e know if, Then your UNdeRWEAR
‘, erYoure happy
And You Know i?
WOULD You Cu
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I WEAR Clothes Well look who's fee!
Sometime s!!! —<s til Petey and «
Hey, YA Wanna
hear A Song
! about diarrhea?
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NO SHE 4ST told You Kids to
oesn’T! Stay Downstairs!
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No. We like Alright, MEREJ/9 |
Potato Chips
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They taste way Well Were ALL
better with chip OuT of Chip Dip!!
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And LL
Canned Goods
Let's do Something
else: Lim hungry!
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We're back, LIWE,
with Petey the cat...
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PELL LLL PEELES
Miuhoehas agreed
to give us a.Tour...
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and a depot for HEY, Look!!!
doodads of Doom! There They Are
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Oh, hi, DoG Man!!!
How's it Going 22?
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MY Goodness! It’s
@ box of candies!
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Yo! Who wanTs Some WeT Candies
1 Just founp on The Sidewalk??? :
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Your childhood Was (Yeah, but-
hard, wasn't it?
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any breaks, did mite
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Changed, didn’t ee
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DoinG Now ?
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Do You got any Sippy Cups are
cups? for babies.
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Last Week You kids So Nov!) Its
spilled cherry Juice either SiPPY cups
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Petey the cat. TeLLing vs
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He’s right! This Aw, come on, Petey!
Show us Your Story!!!
No, it was
Cates Dog
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is the first Jail they sent me to
—_
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LI couldn’t find and NOBODY
would Give Me
a Second chance.
without Sin...
123
Is that why You
returned to a
Life of crime?
No matter how
hard I tried...
124
He¥, Robot! L don't Beep-Boop! Dont
think anybody i's Worry about it!!!
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Shall NOT!
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Now Look WhAT Those Two
You MADE ME Do!! Sippy Cups
Just CAME
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they’re So Poietebarmeceuly
CUTe and Li TT Le... they POSSIBLY do?”|
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The mALic Acid in
that apple Jute
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this Apple Juice!
vara
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MY Doodie Smells
Just Like ReV-Ten
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And we CAnT ..therell be
| Find the dook... ONe! Two/...
Actually, we DO
have To go to
the bathroom
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You Kids better Quit Goofing
around! It’s getting late!!!
Where are we
Going now, PeteY?
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CHAPTER 11
: WHERE
HOME SHELTER
KINDNESS RULES
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papeneg ree RITES IES
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ye You LeallY want to emer ill
Know whyI changed Starts here.
from bad to Good...
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Ss Were.
1SY
He¥, Papa! How come That’s not You!
T have a bandage That’ M@ when
on my tail? I was little!!!
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So anyway... TP Was. a
both of us
IS6
even after
all fohe ate
mistakes LI made
[Se7,
her love became
Something New.
I didn+ recognize
it at first...
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in
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Sometimes, Love it reallY Does
iS So Strong... Last forever and
L ever.
160
T couldnt? have
Shinit better
l6l
can’t think of ANYThInG that
could Quin This delight fu| ending!!!
162
! Dont worry, Gane!
T’Il save the day!!!
He’, YA BiG LuGs/!/ Let Go oF mY
* Haw ALRiGht-
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You Asked
for it ffl
HEN & =
Molly used her 4 : |-
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Powers on the |
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carefull it
‘AMmed its nose...
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Blyyl ten
WALLY’s Lab Got Wall¥s Gonna be
DESTROYED! MAAAAD!!2,
Nurse LadY iS on Che Sarvs She
the Phone!!! needs You to-
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Gonna be ---
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the sg SippY cup
was bent on Destruct
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It’s Gonna destro¥ ... and there’s no
the Hospital... time +, evacuate!!!
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Well, I Guess
Were doomed!
A least L Got .
To hold Your hand,
aege an venus
eeunae Ba ee
Let’s smooch
it out, baby!!!
orld‘s Mos}
mation Tech,
SlowLy bring
Your face closer
and closer to
the picture,
How Romantic!
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Remember...
4. Stare at the image Above with both eves,
2. SLOWLY bring Your face CLOSE to the page.
3. RELAX Your eyes (try to look “past” +the image).
BONUS: You can make them Kiss again and again
by Slowly moving your head closer to
and farther away from the image.
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stunt?
saw
Sea 1S
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ae He¥! What happened To
——— Dog Man’s Robo-Suit 72?
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Meanwhile... Lve Got to Find a
* * WEAPON or Something!
192
LI can move her body
193
ace.
Psan
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Lets all Pla¥ again
tomorrow!)
Would it be okay if
he Came with us
on our date
tomorrow 2
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I Know, but Rudolph can
fly, and Batman can’t!)4
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Take MY LasT Remaining: Really?
Material Possession!
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T+s not a Guitar.
Tt a vkulele.
ZO,
sors
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K | C'mon, Papa...
At least until we
rebuild the Lab.
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guess we don’t
have a Choice.
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ABOUT THE
AUTHOR-ILLUSTRATOR
When Dav Pilkey wws &@ Kid, he Was didghosed with ADHD
and dyslexia. Dav was sa disruptive in class that his
' feachers made him sit out in the hallway every day.
Luckily, Dav Loved to drmw and make up stories. He
spent his time in the hallway crewting his own original
comic books — thé very First edveN ares of Dog M&h wnd
Captain underpants.
In college, Dwvy met w teacher who encouraged him to
illustrate ahd write. He won @ national competition in
1186 Gnd the prize was the publication of his First book,
WORLD WAR WON. He made many other books before being
awarded the 1998 California young Reader medwl for
DOG BREATH, which was published in 1994, and in 1997 he
woh the Caldecot+ Honor for THE PAPERBOY.
THE ADVENTURES OF SUPER DIAPER BABY, published in 2002,
was the First complete graphic novel spin-off From the
Captain underpants series ahd wppemred at #6 on the
USA Today bestseller List for @ll books, both adult and
children’s, and was wlso w@ New York Times bestseller.
It was Followed by THE ADVENTURES Of OOK AND GLUK:
KUNG FU CAVEMEN FROM THE FUTURE whd SUPER DIAPER
BABY 2: THE INVASION OF THE POTTY SNATCHERS, both
USA Today bestsellers. The unconventional style of these
graphic novels is intended to encourage uninhibited
crewtivity in Kids.
His stories are semi-autobiographical @nd explore universal
themes that celebrate Friendship, tolerance, wnd the
triumph of the good-hearted.
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