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BECAUSE OF THE RAIN
THIS YEAR,

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THE WILD FLOWERS ARE GONNA BE
AT THEIR ABSOLUTE PEAK.

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MM-HMM.

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I CAN'T WAIT
TO SIT THERE

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AND BE SURROUNDED
BY POPPIES,

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SOAKING UP THE VIBRATIONS
WITH YOU.

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MM-HMM.

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AND BABY, YOU PROMISE
EVERY YEAR TO TAKE ME,

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AND THIS YEAR WE'RE
REALLY GONNA GET TO GO!

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MM-HMM.

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AREN'T YOU EXCITED?

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MM-HMM.
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IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN SAY
OTHER THAN "MM-HMM"?

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MNH-MNH.
THAT'S IT, MICHAEL.

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BABY, LISTEN, LISTEN...
I CAN'T WAIT

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TO MAKE THE 4-HOUR DRIVE
TO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE

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WHERE I'M STANDING
IN A BUNCH OF WEEDS

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WITH THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH
ITCHING FROM ALLERGIES.

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BABE, THIS IS GONNA...

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[ CLICKING TONGUE ]

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...BE RO...
[ POPPING LIPS ]

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THIS IS GONNA BE ROMANTIC!

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LOOK AT THE PICNIC BASKET
I MADE FOR YOU.

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WHAT'D YOU MAKE?

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YOUR FAVORITE
SUBMARINE SANDWICH,

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CHOCOLATE-COVERED
STRAWBERRIES...

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YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN DO
WITH THOSE...

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AND SOME PâTé.

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SOUNDS LIKE A "PAR-TAY."

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IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY,
THEN IT MAKES ME HAPPY.

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THANK YOU, BABY.

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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

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YOU GET THAT, I'LL FINISH
THE PICNIC BASKET.

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OKAY.

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[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]

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HEY.

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HOW YOU DOING, DANNY?

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I GOT THE BEST NEWS
IN THE WORLD.
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BOB PHILLIPS, HIS HEMORRHOIDS
HAVE GONE OFF, MAN!

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HOW'S THAT GOOD NEWS?

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IT'S BAD NEWS FOR BOB,
BUT IT'S GREAT NEWS FOR YOU.

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WE'RE ON OUR WAY
TO PEBBLE BEACH,

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AND HE WANTS YOU
TO TAKE HIS PLACE.

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WOW!

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I'M GLAD
HE GOT HEMORRHOIDS!

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THAT'S GREAT!

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YEAH, EXACTLY, MAN.

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WELL, THE PLANE LEAVES IN AN
HOUR, SO PACK YOUR BAGS,

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GRAB YOUR CLUBS, WE TEE OFF
AT 9:00 IN THE MORNING.

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PEBBLE BEACH?
<i>THE</i> PEBBLE BEACH?

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AND IT'S FREE, MAN.
BOB ALREADY PAID FOR IT.

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GET OUTTA HERE!
WHAT?! WHAT?!

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WHAT?!
YEAH! YEAH!

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THIS IS THE CHANCE
OF A LIFETIME.

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I KNOW.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR.

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GET READY TO GO.

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I CAN'T!
WHAT?

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I PROMISED MY WIFE I'D DRIVE OUT
TO LOOK AT SOME WILD FLOWERS.

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[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S HILARIOUS!

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I'M SERIOUS.

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JUST GO IN THERE AND TELL HER
YOUR GRANDMA DIED.

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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO MY WIFE.

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THINGS DON'T WORK AROUND HERE
AT THE KYLE MANOR LIKE THAT.
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SEE, I'M THE KING
OF THIS CASTLE.

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I'LL JUST LOOK HER IN THE EYE
AND GO,

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"BABY, PUT THE POPPIES
ON HOLD,

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BECAUSE I'M GOING
TO PEBBLE <i>BEACH."</i>

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[ LAUGHS ]
WELL, MAKE IT QUICK,

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'CAUSE WE LEAVE
IN 20 MINUTES.

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GO ON.
GET, GET, GET!

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LET ME HANDLE
MY BUSINESS!

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JAY...

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I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING.

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WHAT?

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GRANDMA DIED.

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AGAIN?

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SHE DIED YEARS AGO,
MICHAEL.

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DID I SAY GRANDMA?
I MEANT GRANT'S MA.

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REMEMBER MY FRIEND GRANT?

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NO.

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GOOD.
BECAUSE HIS MOTHER DIED,

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AND WE WERE VERY CLOSE.

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ME AND HER WAS LIKE...

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YOU NEVER MENTIONED HER
TO ME BEFORE, MICHAEL.

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WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE THE
RELATIONSHIP WAS A SECRET

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BECAUSE SHE LOVED ME ACTUALLY
MORE THAN SHE LOVED GRANT.

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AND HE USED TO GET JEALOUS

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WHEN HE SEEN US OUT THERE
PLAYING AND STUFF.

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I USED TO TAKE HER TEETH
AND HIDE THEM AND STUFF.

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AND, YOU KNOW, WHEN SHE WENT
TO OLD-AGE HOME,

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I'D JUST SEND MONEY BECAUSE
HE... HE DIDN'T LIKE THAT.

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OKAY, WELL,
WHERE IS THIS FUNERAL?

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WAY OUT IN PEBBLE BEACH.

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YEAH, AND I GOTTA LEAVE,
LIKE, RIGHT AWAY

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BECAUSE THEY'RE OF
THE JEWISH PERSUASION,

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AND THEY GOTTA BURY HER WHILE
THE BODY'S STILL KOSHER.

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ISN'T PEBBLE BEACH
ALL THE WAY IN CALIFORNIA?

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YEAH, I KNOW.
DAMN.<i>FUDGE!</i>

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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I'M GONNA MISS
THE WILD FLOWERS!

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GRANT-MA!
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WHY'D YOU DIE DURING THE
WILD-FLOWER SEASON?!

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[ KNOCK ON WINDOW ]

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MIKE, COME ON, LET'S GO, MAN.
GET IN THE CAR. HURRY UP.

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OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
WHO IS THAT RIGHT THERE?

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OH, THAT'S JUST DANNY.
DANNY.

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DANNY...
YOUR GOLF BUDDY DANNY?

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YEAH, WELL, SURE,
WE GOLF TOGETHER,

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BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT HE IS
IN THIS SCENARIO, JAY.

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IN THIS SCENARIO,
HE'S A PALLBEARER.

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A PALLBEARER?
YES.

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HE'S A LITTLE SHORT
TO BE A PALLBEARER.

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YES, BUT, SEE, GRANT-MA
ONLY HAD ONE LEG, RIGHT?
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SO IT'S JUST LIKE
HIP, NOTHING.

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SO WE'RE GONNA LET HIM HOLD
THAT SIDE OF THE CASKET.

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MICHAEL, YOU'RE GOING TO PEBBLE
BEACH TO PLAY GOLF, AREN'T YOU?

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AREN'T YOU?!

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YOU KNOW, FINE, JAY.
OKAY, I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU.

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THANK YOU.

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YES, WE MAY SNEAK IN
A ROUND OR TWO OF GOLF,

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BUT THAT'S BECAUSE GRANT-MA
WOULD'VE WANTED IT THAT WAY.

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OH, SHE WOULD'VE, HUH?

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YEAH, BECAUSE SHE
ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY,

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BUT SHE DIDN'T HAVE
THE BALANCE.

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RIGHT.

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[ Voice breaking ]
AND I'M SO BROKEN UP ABOUT THIS.

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I GOTTA GO PACK.

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DO I LOOK LIKE SOME KIND
OF FOOL TO YOU, MICHAEL?!

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MICHAEL,
OBVIOUSLY AN OPPORTUNITY

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FOR YOU TO PLAY PEBBLE BEACH
HAS COME ALONG,

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AND NOW YOU WANT TO BACK OUT
OF YOUR COMMITMENT TO ME.

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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, JAY?
I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU,

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BECAUSE THAT'S IN OUR VOWS...
DON'T LIE TO YOUR WIFE.

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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

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MAYBE THIS WHOLE GRANT-MA THING
IS A BIT EXAGGERATED, OKAY?

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HIS MOTHER DIDN'T DIE.
THERE, I SAID IT.

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IT WAS HIS FATHER,
GRANT-PA.

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AND HE AND I HAD
THAT SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP,

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AND GRANT-MA WAS JEALOUS.

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SHE'D COME OUT THERE
AND BE LIKE,

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"LOOK, AT Y'ALL PLAYING,
AND I CAN'T PLAY.

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WHY CAN'T I PLAY BASEBALL
WITH Y'ALL?"

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MICHAEL, LET ME JUST
GET THIS STRAIGHT, OKAY?

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YOU'RE SAYING TO ME

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THAT THE OPPORTUNITY
TO PLAY PEBBLE BEACH

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IS MORE IMPORTANT
THAN YOUR WIFE.

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SO YOU <i>DO</i> UNDERSTAND.

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MICHAEL!

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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, BABY?

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I'M NOT EVEN GONNA PUSH YOU
ON THIS.

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I JUST... I WANT YOU
TO JUST TAKE A SECOND,

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THINK ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW,
SEARCH WITHIN YOUR HEART,

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AND LET YOUR CONSCIENCE
BE YOUR GUIDE, BABE.

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I KNOW YOU'LL DO
THE RIGHT THING.

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OKAY.

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[ Sighs ] OKAY.

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JUST THINK ABOUT IT...
THINK.

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YOU'RE RIGHT.

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I'LL GO PACK.

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[ SMOOCHES ]

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[ VEHICLE HORN HONKS ]
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!

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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
YEAH, COME IN!

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MR. KYLE, CAN YOU HELP ME?

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OH, VANESSA,
I'M REALLY BUSY RIGHT NOW.

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THE WINDOW IN MY BEDROOM'S
STUCK OPEN.

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CAN'T YOU GET JUNIOR TO
DO IT? HE'S AT THE STORE.

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CAN'T YOU WAIT TILL HE GETS BACK? THERE'S
A DRAFT, AND THE BABY'S GETTING COLD.

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CAN'T YOU MOVE THE BABY?
HE'S SLEEPING.

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DON'T YOU HAVE BLANKETS?
MR. KYLE, PLEASE?

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OKAY, OKAY.
COME ON, COME ON.

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I TRIED AS HARD AS I COULD,
BUT I CAN'T GET IT CLOSED.

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OH, COME ON.
YOU CAN'T CLOSE THIS?

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I CAN DO THIS WITH ONE FINGER.
WATCH.

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[ GRUNTING ]

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OKAY, I'M NOT TRYING
TO IMPRESS NOBODY,

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SO I'LL USE TWO FING...

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THREE, FOUR, FIVE...

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10 FINGERS.

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IS THIS A GAG OR SOMETHING?
IS THIS THING PAINTED OPEN?

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WHAT, AM I BEING PUNK'D
AROUND HERE OR SOMETHING?

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YOUR DAD'S NOT STRONG ENOUGH
TO GET THE WINDOW CLOSED.

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THAT'S BECAUSE THERE'S
A TRICK TO IT.

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AAAAAAAAH!

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AAAAAAH!

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[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

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NO, NO, NO, NO.
DAD, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.

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I CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOU
WHEN YOU'RE YELLING.

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OKAY. SON, GET THE WINDOW
OFF OF MY <i>FINGERS!</i>

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NOW, SEE?
WE'RE COMMUNICATING.

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WHEN YOU'RE NOT YELLING
AT ME,

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YOU'RE TALKING <i>TO</i> ME
AND NOT <i>AT</i> ME,

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AND IT'S AN EXCHANGE OF IDEAS
BETWEEN FATHER AND SON.

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YOU KNOW, WE LOVE EACH OTHER.

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COME HERE. CLOSER.
WHAT'S UP?

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WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING
TO BITE ME?! YEAH!

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
GET THE WINDOW OFF MY HANDS!

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GOOD GOSH!

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HURRY UP!
OKAY!

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OHH!

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OH! YOUR MOTHER PUT YOU UP
TO THIS, DIDN'T SHE?

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WHAT?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WHEN MY HANDS HEAL, I OWE YOU
A SLAP UPSIDE YOUR HEAD.

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AAAAH!

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COME ON, OPEN THE DOOR FOR ME.
OPEN THE DOOR!

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AGAIN, YOU'RE TALKING <i>AT</i> ME,
NOT <i>TO</i> ME.

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OH!

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OPEN THE DOOR!

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UGH.

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MICHAEL, WHAT WAS ALL THAT
SCREAMING?!

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HA! LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW.

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HA! JUNIOR SLAMMED MY FINGERS
IN THE WINDOW

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LIKE YOU ASKED HIM TO.

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WHAT? BABY, COME ON.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? LET ME SEE.

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LIKE YOU CARE.
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HA!

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I'M FINE, THANK YOU.

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WELL, YOU DON'T LOOK FINE,
MICHAEL.

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OBVIOUSLY
YOU CAN'T PLAY GOLF,

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SO I'LL GO TELL YOUR LITTLE
FRIENDS THAT YOU CAN'T GO.

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OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
I'M GOING TO PEBBLE <i>BEACH.</i>

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WHAT YOU... WHAT YOU SAY?

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I SAID PEBBLE BEACH
IS WHERE I'M GOING.

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I'M GOING TO THE BEACH...
OF PEBBLE.

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RIGHT.

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YEAH, SO YOUR LITTLE PLAN,
IT FAILED, JAY.

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MICHAEL, STOP IT.
YOU CAN'T EVEN PACK, OKAY?

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HOW YOU GONNA HOLD
A GOLF CLUB?

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YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS PEBBLE BEACH.

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IF I GOTTA TAPE THE PUTTER
TO MY PUTTER,

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I'LL STILL BE PUTTING.

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[ CLICKS TONGUE ]

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FINE, FINE.

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YOU KNOW THE MOVE...
[ CLICKS TONGUE ]

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YEAH... [ CLICKS TONGUE ]
FINE.

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YEAH, OKAY.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

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I THINK YOUR CONSCIENCE
IS TALKING

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AND YOU'RE NOT LISTENING.

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YOU CAN THINK
WHAT YOU WANT TO THINK,

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'CAUSE I'M GOING
TO PEBBLE <i>BEACH.</i>

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00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,844
WHAT YOU...
I'M GOING TO PEBBLE BEACH.

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PEBBLE BEACH.

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WHAT ARE YOU...
YOU KEEP HEARING STUFF.

244
00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,276
MR. KYLE, WE NEED YOU
DOWNSTAIRS NOW!

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00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,044
I CAN'T.
I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW, FRANKLIN.

246
00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:08,046
BUT MR. KYLE,
IT'S OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE!

247
00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:09,525
IT INVOLVES
ONE OF YOUR KIDS!

248
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,016
I REALLY CAN'T DO IT!

249
00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:15,520
[ Straining ] MR. KYLE,
DON'T MAKE ME GO HULK ON YOU!

250
00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:17,661
OKAY, JUST CALM DOWN!
DON'T MAKE ME RIP THE SHIRT!

251
00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:19,624
DON'T RIP THE SHIRT!
COME ON, LET'S GO!

252
00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,560
OW!

253
00:09:23,696 --> 00:09:25,307
OKAY, WE GOTTA
MAKE THIS QUICK

254
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BECAUSE I GOT
A PLANE TO CATCH.

255
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IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION

256
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THAT YOU HAVE AN UPCOMING EVENT
TO ATTEND

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00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:31,036
WITH YOUR DAUGHTER KADY.

258
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I DO?

259
00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:33,805
THE FATHER/DAUGHTER DANCE?

260
00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,874
OH, THAT THING.
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.

261
00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:37,309
WELL, WE'RE NOT.

262
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WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

263
00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:40,345
THE PROBLEM IS
YOU HAVEN'T REHEARSED.

264
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I DON'T NEED TO REHEARSE
TO DANCE WITH MY DAUGHTER.

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00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:44,426
I CAN DANCE, MAN.
LOOK AT THIS ROBOT.

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BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM...
267
00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:50,789
BAM!

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TOUCH IT.

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GOING THE OTHER WAY.

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BOOM!

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00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,061
WHOA, PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME

272
00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:58,530
YOU CARE MORE ABOUT
YOUR STUPID GOLFING TRIP

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00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:00,498
THAN YOUR
LOVELY DAUGHTER KADY.

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00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,601
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
MY MAN...

275
00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:04,603
THIS IS NOT
A <i>STUPID</i> GOLFING TRIP.

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00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:08,306
THIS HAPPENS TO BE
<i>PEBBLE</i> BEACH.

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00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:10,609
YOU CARE MORE ABOUT
PEBBLE BEACH THAN ME?

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00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:13,111
OF COURSE... I DON'T.

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00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:14,980
SEE, I KNOW
WHAT THIS IS, KADY.
280
00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:16,848
YOUR MOTHER
PUT YOU UP TO THIS.

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00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,950
THIS IS THE OLD
"FORCE YOUR FATHER

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00:10:19,051 --> 00:10:21,753
"TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THE
TWO THINGS HE LOVES MOST...

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00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:23,734
"PEBBLE BEACH...
[ CLICKS TONGUE ]...

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00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:24,990
AND," UM...

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00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:26,458
KA...

286
00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,660
KADY! KADY! YES!

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00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:30,395
BUT I'M GONNA HAVE BOTH.

288
00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:32,074
WATCH THIS.
COME ON, LET'S DANCE.

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00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:33,976
COME ON, LET'S DANCE.
I'LL SHOW YOU.

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00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,040
AND ONE, TWO, THREE.
AND ONE, TWO, THREE.

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00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:37,669
AND ONE... TWO... THREE.

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00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:38,970
AND SPIN AROUND.
293
00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:40,705
AND...

294
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:41,873
WE'RE DONE.

295
00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,742
NO, NO, NO.
THIS IS ALL WRONG.

296
00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:46,511
HEAD UP, SHOULDERS BACK,
STOMACH IN, AND...

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00:10:46,612 --> 00:10:47,746
IN...

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00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:49,047
AND SLOW DOWN.

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00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:51,149
OH, SORRY.

300
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,018
THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN
TOO MUCH "IN."

301
00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:55,353
AND SLOW DOWN?
SHOW ME.

302
00:10:55,454 --> 00:10:57,222
IF YOU'RE GONNA CRITICIZE,
SHOW ME.

303
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,323
INDEED I WILL.

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00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:01,259
INDEED YOU SHOULD.

305
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:04,029
YOU SEE, STEP AND GLIDE.

306
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,430
STEP AND GLIDE.

307
00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:06,865
ANTICIPATE THE MUSIC.

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00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:08,733
LET IT FLOW THROUGH YOU.

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00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,602
IT SHOULD BE
AN ELEGANT CONVERSATION,

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00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:12,270
NOT A DRUNKEN ARGUMENT.

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00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:14,139
OKAY, STEP AND GLIDE.
I CAN DO THAT.

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00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,273
STEP AND GLIDE.

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00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:16,274
STEP AND GLIDE.

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00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:18,143
I'LL PRACTICE
ON THE GOLF COURSE.

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00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:19,244
STEP AND GLIDE.

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00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,745
STEP AND GLIDE.

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00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,791
AND ONE, TWO, THREE.
AND STEP AND GLIDE.

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00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:25,216
AND STEP AND GLIDE.

319
00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:27,819
YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME!
THE BABY CAN'T EAT CHOCOLATE!
320
00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,921
YES, HE CAN!
IT'S BAD FOR HIM!

321
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,790
NO, IT'S NOT!
IT'S CHOCOLATE MILK

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00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:34,926
WITH VITAMIN D, RIBOFLAVIN,
AND YELLOW FI-VE!

323
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,195
HEY, HEY!
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

324
00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:38,896
GOOD, MY DAD'S HERE.
HE CAN HANDLE THIS.

325
00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:40,709
I'M NOT INTERESTED
IN HANDLING ANYTHING.

326
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:43,111
YOU TWO ARE GONNA HANDLE YOUR
OWN PROBLEMS LIKE ADULTS SHOULD.

327
00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:44,636
MR. K...
NO!

328
00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:47,872
YOU ARE STANDING IN MY WAY
OF GOING TO PEBBLE BEACH.

329
00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:49,174
NOW KINDLY MOVE.

330
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,186
SHE SAYS I SHOULDN'T GIVE
JUNIOR JR. CHOCOLATE MILK.

331
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,890
THAT'S RIGHT!
IT MAKES HIM HYPERACTIVE!
332
00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:54,456
I HAD A WHOLE BUNCH OF CHOCOLATE
WHEN I WAS A KID!

333
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,381
I REST MY CASE!
DADDY, HELP ME.

334
00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:58,717
SON, FOR THE FUTURE,

335
00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:00,218
THE WOMAN IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

336
00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:01,719
NO, THAT'S NOT...
ALWAYS!

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00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:02,654
EVERY TIME.

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00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:05,290
EVEN THEN.

339
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:09,260
NOW, IF MEMORY SERVES ME
CORRECTLY,

340
00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:11,529
I OWE YOU SOMETHING.
CAN'T THINK WHAT IT IS.

341
00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:13,364
OH, YOU OWE ME
A SLAP ON THE HEAD.

342
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:14,799
RIGHT!
YEAH.

343
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,434
WHAT HAPPENED? OW!

344
00:12:16,535 --> 00:12:17,736
PAID IN FULL.
345
00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:21,606
MAN, WISH I WAS GOING
TO PEBBLE <i>BEACH.</i>

346
00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:22,974
[ CHUCKLES ]

347
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,075
EXCUSE ME?

348
00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:25,844
HUH?

349
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:27,779
NO, NO, SEE,
WHAT HAPPENED WAS...

350
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:28,913
OH, LOOK.
WHAT?

351
00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:30,348
OW!

352
00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:36,688
WHAT IS OVER THERE?

353
00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:39,357
Danny: YO, MIKE!
WE'RE GONNA MISS THE PLANE!

354
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:40,892
I WILL BE RIGHT THERE!

355
00:12:40,993 --> 00:12:43,294
FIVE MINUTES,
OR WE'RE LEAVING WITHOUT YOU!

356
00:12:43,395 --> 00:12:45,096
I SAID
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!

357
00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:47,565
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
WHAT IS THE MATTER?!
358
00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:50,168
IT'S TONY!
HE JOINED THE ARMY.

359
00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:57,308
TONY JOINED THE ARMY?!
WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?!

360
00:12:57,409 --> 00:12:58,754
HE SAID GOD TOLD HIM
TO DO IT.

361
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,379
AND WHERE IS HE?!
HEAVEN?

362
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,782
NO, TONY.
WHERE IS TONY?

363
00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:06,551
OH, HE'S IN THE LIVING ROOM.
WOULD YOU PLEASE TALK TO HIM?

364
00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:08,520
CLAIRE, YOU KNOW
I'M ABOUT TO GO AWAY...

365
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,022
[ Straining ] DON'T MAKE ME
GO HULK ON YOU!

366
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,491
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME
TEAR THE DRESS, DADDY.

367
00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:15,927
NO, NO, DON'T TEAR THE...
GO, GO, GO, GO!

368
00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:18,663
EXPLAIN THIS TO ME, TONY.
WHY WOULD YOU JOIN THE ARMY?

369
00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:19,964
THERE'S NOTHING TO EXPLAIN.
370
00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:21,666
THE LORD TOLD ME
TO JOIN THE ARMY.

371
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:22,967
SEE?

372
00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:24,780
I WOULD NEVER TRY
TO TALK SOMEONE OUT OF DOING

373
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,515
SOMETHING THAT THE LORD
TOLD THEM TO DO,

374
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,216
BUT YOU MUST CONSIDER
THE RAMIFICATIONS.

375
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,374
YEAH, HAVE YOU?

376
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,386
YOU'RE STILL IN SCHOOL.
YOU'RE STILL IN SCHOOL.

377
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:34,045
I CAN HANDLE THIS, CLAIRE.
HE CAN HANDLE THIS, CLAIRE!

378
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,466
LISTEN, TONY, YOU HAVE YOUR
WHOLE FUTURE AHEAD OF YOU.

379
00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:38,750
THERE'S NOTHING THAT YOU OR
ANYONE ELSE ON EARTH CAN SAY

380
00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:40,018
THAT'S GONNA CHANGE MY MIND.

381
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:42,620
THIS COULD BE DANGEROUS.
I KNOW IT CAN BE DANGEROUS,

382
00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:44,900
BUT IT'S REALLY JUST A MATTER
OF WHERE I GET STATIONED.

383
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,968
THE AIRPORT OR A DEPARTMENT
STORE IS NOT THAT BAD.

384
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,603
BUT IF THEY SEND ME
TO THE BUS STATION,

385
00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:50,562
WELL, THAT COULD BE
TREACHEROUS.

386
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,996
WAIT A MINUTE.

387
00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:54,933
THE ARMY IS STATIONED
AT DEPARTMENT STORES?

388
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,968
THE SALUTATION ARMY
IS EVERYWHERE, MR. KYLE,

389
00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:59,247
RINGING BELLS AND GETTING MONEY
FOR POOR PEOPLE.

390
00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:01,082
YOU MADE ME RISK A TRIP
TO PEBBLE BEACH

391
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:03,608
BECAUSE THIS KNUCKLEHEAD
ENROLLED IN THE SALUTATION ARMY?

392
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:06,110
WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW. I THOUGHT
HE JOINED THE REAL ARMY.

393
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,879
OH, NO.
THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS.

394
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,948
I HAVE MY WHOLE FUTURE
AHEAD OF ME.

395
00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:12,283
YOUR MOTHER PUT YOU UP TO THIS.
YOUR MO...

396
00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:15,220
YOU'RE NOT GONNA STOP ME.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA STOP ME!

397
00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,755
♪ DOO-DOO DOO, DOO DOO DOO
DOO-DEE-DOO ♪

398
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,357
HEY.

399
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:20,458
YOU READY TO GO?

400
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:22,393
YEP. I'M ALL PACKED.

401
00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:25,096
LISTEN, JAY,

402
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,765
IF YOU REALLY DON'T WANT ME
TO GO, I'LL STAY.

403
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,201
I REALLY DON'T WANT YOU
TO GO.

404
00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:33,171
NO, I MEAN, IF YOU REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY

405
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:34,472
DON'T WANT ME TO GO,

406
00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:37,008
THEN I'M GONNA JUST
PUT THE BAG DOWN AND STAY.
407
00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:39,377
I REALLY DON'T WANT YOU
TO GO.

408
00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:42,046
I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY.

409
00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:44,082
I'M TRYING TO SAY
THAT IF YOU, JAY,

410
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:47,252
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY,

411
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:50,355
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY
WANT ME, MIKE, TO STAY,

412
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:53,691
THEN I, MIKE, WILL REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,

413
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:56,361
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY

414
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:59,097
PUT THE BAG DOWN
FOR YOU, JAY, AND STAY.

415
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:02,033
OKAY, I WANT YOU TO GO,
BECAUSE IF YOU STAY,

416
00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:04,534
YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY

417
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,248
GONNA BE MISERABLE,
AND THAT'LL MAKE ME

418
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,149
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY MISERABLE, TOO.
419
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:10,875
GOOD. I'LL REALLY, REALLY
SEE YOU ON MONDAY.

420
00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:12,443
MICHAEL.

421
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:14,679
OH, I KNEW IT WAS REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,

422
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,648
REALLY, REALLY TOO EASY.
WHAT?

423
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,349
HERE.

424
00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:19,884
WHAT'S THIS?

425
00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:22,465
YOUR FAVORITE SUBMARINE SANDWICH
THAT I MADE FOR THE PICNIC.

426
00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:23,888
I DON'T WANT IT
TO GO TO WASTE,

427
00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:27,058
AND I KNOW HOW BAD
THE AIRPLANE FOOD IS, SO...

428
00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:29,327
WHAT'D YOU DO,
PUT SOME GLASS IN IT?

429
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:30,929
NO!

430
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,297
RAT POISON?
NO.

431
00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:34,365
ANTHRAX?
NO!

432
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:36,234
THANK YOU.
THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU.

433
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:37,335
YOU'RE WELCOME.

434
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:38,670
LOOK, BABY, IF THIS WAS

435
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,972
ANY OTHER GOLF COURSE
IN THE WORLD...

436
00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:42,807
OKAY, MICHAEL,
MICHAEL, MICHAEL,

437
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:44,375
JUST GO
AND ENJOY YOURSELF.

438
00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:46,511
CALL ME WHEN YOU GET
TO PEBBLE <i>BEACH.</i>

439
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,478
W-WHAT'D YOU SAY?

440
00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:50,315
PEBBLE <i>BEACH.</i>

441
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:53,117
UH, PEBBLE...
SAY AGAIN.

442
00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:55,420
<i>BEACH.</i>

443
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,388
WHAT IS THE EMPHASIS ON...

444
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:01,136
...THE PEBBLE OR THE BEACH?

445
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,428
MICHAEL, JUST GO, GO.
BYE.

446
00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:05,563
BYE.

447
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,899
DADDY!
BYE, SWEETHEART.

448
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,411
I'LL CALL YOU
FROM PEBBLE BEACH, OKAY?

449
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:10,535
DADDY, WAIT!

450
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:11,846
BABY, I CAN'T.
I'M RUNNING LATE.

451
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,371
NO, I NEED YOU!

452
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,807
WE'LL REHEARSE THE DANCE
WHEN I GET BACK, I PROMISE YOU.

453
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:16,975
WE'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME.

454
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:18,643
NO, I HAVE A SPLINTER!

455
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:21,746
WELL, GO ASK YOUR MOTHER.
SHE CAN GET THAT OUT.

456
00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:23,525
NO, SHE DOESN'T KNOW
HOW TO DO IT!

457
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,260
NOBODY DOES IT RIGHT
BUT YOU!

458
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:27,885
10 SECONDS, MIKE,
OR WE'RE LEAVING WITHOUT YOU!

459
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,020
IT HURTS!

460
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:32,223
COME HERE, COME HERE,
COME HERE.

461
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,969
LET ME TAKE A LOOK
AT THIS.

462
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,893
WOW, THAT'S
A PRETTY BIG SPLINTER.

463
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,829
HOW'D YOU GET THIS?
I DON'T KNOW.

464
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:38,930
I THINK I CAN GET IT OUT.

465
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:40,191
I WANT YOU TO CLOSE YOUR EYES

466
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:42,243
AND SAY "HOW MUCH WOOD
COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK

467
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:43,745
IF A WOODCHUCK
COULD CHUCK WOOD?"

468
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,703
WHAT?
GOT IT.

469
00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:48,172
I'M GONNA SEE YOU
IN A COUPLE DAYS, ALL RIGHT?
470
00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:49,407
THANKS, DADDY.

471
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,409
WAIT, I ALMOST FORGOT
SOMETHING.

472
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,878
THAT'S THE MAGIC HEALING KISS.
ALL BETTER?

473
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:56,247
NOW IT IS. I'M SORRY
IF YOU MISSED YOUR FLIGHT.

474
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,449
HEY, SOME THINGS
ARE MORE IMPORTANT

475
00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,818
THAN A STUPID TRIP
TO PEBBLE BEACH.

476
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:13,898
[ DOOR OPENS ]

477
00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:16,467
OH, MY... MICHAEL.

478
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:18,803
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

479
00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:21,005
WELL [SIGHS]

480
00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:23,508
I WAS AT THE AIRPORT
WITH ALL MY FRIENDS,

481
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,610
I WAS ABOUT
TO GET ON THE PLANE,

482
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,745
AND I GUESS
MY CONSCIENCE KICKED IN

483
00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:28,980
BECAUSE I REALIZED THAT...

484
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:31,315
I LEFT MY BEST FRIEND
AT HOME.

485
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:34,085
THAT'S VERY SWEET.

486
00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:35,686
NO,<i>YOU'RE</i> VERY SWEET.

487
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:36,888
AND I APPRECIATE

488
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:39,757
HOW YOU JUST LET ME COME
TO THIS CONCLUSION MYSELF.

489
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,361
VERY PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE,
BUT IT WORKED.

490
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:44,796
[ LAUGHS ]

491
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,031
I WAS HOPING THAT WE COULD
STILL HAVE

492
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:49,333
OUR LITTLE PICNIC
IN THE WILD FLOWERS.

493
00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:51,212
NO, IT'S DEFINITELY
TOO LATE FOR THAT.

494
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,314
THE WILD FLOWERS DON'T COME BACK
FOR ANOTHER YEAR.

495
00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:56,040
WELL, THAT'S
NOT NECESSARILY TRUE

496
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:58,109
BECAUSE, ON THE WAY BACK,

497
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:02,113
I SAW IN THIS LITTLE FIELD
ACROSS FROM THE AIRPORT...

498
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:03,047
SOME FLOWERS.

499
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:04,048
OH!

500
00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:06,784
THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL!

501
00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:09,053
OH.
SO, UH...

502
00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:11,589
OH, MICHAEL!

503
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:14,559
PUT ON A LITTLE MUSIC.

504
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:17,795
COULD YOU POUR ME
SOME CHAMPAGNE. I CAN.

505
00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:19,597
WE'RE HAVING A PICNIC.

506
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:22,333
YOU WERE GONNA DO SOMETHING
WITH THOSE STRAWBERRIES.

507
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,634
YOU REMEMBER THAT, HUH?

508
00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:25,513
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU
WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
509
00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:27,048
COME HERE.
LET ME WHISPER IT TO YOU.

510
00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:28,773
[ WHISPERING ]

511
00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:31,809
YOU AIN'T GONNA PUT
A STRAWBERRY THERE!

512
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:33,778
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

513
00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:42,253
HE'S A LITTLE SHORT
TO BE A PALLBEARER.

514
00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:44,689
WELL, SEE, GRANT-MA
ONLY HAD ONE LEG,

515
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,492
AND ACTUALLY, TECHNICALLY,
IT WAS JUST A STUB.

516
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:49,560
IT JUST CAME,
LIKE, RIGHT HERE.

517
00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:52,430
IT'S LIKE HIP, NOTHING.

518
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:54,999
AND SO WE'RE GONNA LET HIM

519
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,400
[laughing]
CARRY THAT SIDE.

520
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:57,768
[ LAUGHS ]

521
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,704
MICHAEL, MICHAEL,
MICHAEL, MICHAEL.

522
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:00,872
SHE WAS JEALOUS, JAY.

523
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,974
I'D BE OUT THERE PLAYING
WITH GRANT-PA,

524
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,986
AND SHE'D COME OUT THERE
LIKE THIS.

525
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:07,478
"MNH-MNH-MNH,
LOOK AT Y'ALL."

526
00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:08,913
[ LAUGHS ]

527
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:12,150
I WAS TRYING
NOT TO LOOK AT HIM!

528
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,852
"MNH-MNH, LOOK AT Y'ALL."
[ LAUGHS ]

529
00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:16,954
UH, EXCUSE ME, MELONHEAD,
THIS IS MY SPOT.

530
00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:18,523
PARDON ME?

531
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:21,192
YEAH, I'M IN DEPARTURES.
YOU'RE DOWNSTAIRS IN ARRIVALS.

532
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,828
LISTEN, BROTHER, WE'RE ON
THE SAME TEAM HERE, SAME ARMY.

533
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:26,007
YES, BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE ON THE
ARMY DOWNSTAIRS IN ARRIVALS.
534
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:28,432
UH, NO, I'M NOT.
DOWN YOU GO.

535
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:29,433
I DON'T KNOW YOU.

536
00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:31,035
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

537
00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:32,336
AAH!