CHAMPS 2021-22

Grade: IIID / IIIE & IIIJ Reference Material Activity: Theatre

A MIXED-UP FAIRY TALE

Scene One
1 AT RISE: The cottage of the Grimm Brothers with a table, two chairs, and a bed. SOUND

EFFECT: THUNDER and RAIN. By lantern at the table, surrounded by stacks of paper, JACOB
writes passionately with his quill pen. WILHELM sits
5 with his feet on the table, casually rubbing an apple on his front pocket before inspecting it and
eating it.
NARRATOR: (ENTERS, crossing to the podium.) Once upon a time, many hundreds of years ago,
two brothers named Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm wrote the most famous fairy
10 tales of all time.
WILHELM: This story needs a scary witch and an apple.
(Takes a big bite of his apple.)
JACOB: (Busily writes.) Yes, an evil, hungry witch!
WILHELM: Nibble, nibble like a mouse.
15 Who is nibbling on my house?
JACOB: Perfect! This is going to scare the dickens out of all children.
WILHELM: Why would we want to do that? (Bites into his apple.)
20 JACOB: Everyone loves a scary story!

NARRATOR: Then, one stormy night, the wind came a-howling and mixed the stories up.
(LIGHTNING FLASHES. SOUND EFFECT: THUNDER. All of JACOB
and WILHELM’S papers get blown to the floor. [NOTE:
25 Achieved by using a fan from just OFF LEFT.])
WILHELM: (Jumps to pick up the pages.) Oh, no! No! Grab them, Jacob!
JACOB: (Stands.) Close the door first!
WILHELM: (Runs OFF LEFT. SOUND EFFECT: DOOR SLAM.
30 RE-ENTERS LEFT and moans.) All our hard work! Is it okay?
JACOB: (Grabs some of the pages.) I’m sure it is. It’s just all mixed up now!
1 WILHELM: What are we going to do?
JACOB: Don’t worry. The work is not lost. We have all the pages here, and we can sort it out
tomorrow. (Tosses the pages on the table.) Until then, I need some sleep!
WILHELM: You’re right. It’s late.
5 JACOB: And I’m just dog tired, tuckered out, pooped, bushed, exhausted…

WILHELM: I get it.

JACOB: Nighty-night. Don’t let the bed bugs bite. (Whistles, unfazed, and EXITS LEFT.)
10 WILHELM: Good night! (Mumbles as he looks through the papers. He sighs heavily at the mixed

up stories, then yawns, stretches and crosses to lie down in the bed. LIGHTS FADE to
BLACK.)
End of Scene One
Scene Two
LIGHTS UP. A cutout of a candy cottage is UP CENTER.
15 WILHELM remains in his bed, mumbling in his sleep. NARRATOR remains at the podium.

NARRATOR: Later that night, as Wilhelm slept, he dreamed about the stories.
WILHELM: Nibble, nibble like a mouse… (Turns over and
20 snores.)
NARRATOR: But it seems that even in his dreams, the stories had become all mixed-up.
(SOUND EFFECT: HARP MUSIC as dream begins.)
CINDERELLA: (ENTERS dressed for the ball, but looking
25 lost. Sees the candy cottage.) Dear me. This doesn’t look like a castle. I don’t see anyone
in ball gowns. (Sighs.) Oh, where am I? Are those gumdrops? Ooh, and jelly beans, too!
Yummy! (Takes one and chews.)
WITCH ONE: (From OFF.) Nibble, nibble like a mouse.
30 Who is nibbling on my house?
CINDERELLA: A mouse?
WITCH ONE: (ENTERS.) You thief! How dare you eat my house! Where are Hansel and
Gretel?
1 CINDERELLA: Who? I am sorry! I sincerely apologize! You have a beautiful and delicious home.
I just couldn’t help myself! I’m lost, and I’m supposed to be at a ball!
WITCH ONE: Very nice. Well, I’ll forget the whole thing in
5 exchange for those glass slippers.
CINDERELLA: I’m sorry, but they are very special and I need them tonight when I meet my
prince.
WITCH ONE: I’ve never been to a ball.
CINDERELLA: You haven’t?
10 WITCH ONE: No. No one has ever asked me. And I so love to dance!

CINDERELLA: Then you must come with me!

WITCH ONE: Really? But I have nothing to wear!
CINDERELLA: Don’t you worry! I have a fairy godmother
15 who can help us. Let me call her. Fairy Godmother! Oh, Fairy Godmother! (Louder.) Oh,
Fairy—
FAIRY GODMOTHER: (ENTERS and CINDERELLA jumps.)
Yes? What are you doing here! You’re supposed to be at the ball!
20 CINDERELLA: Something happened and I appeared here instead, but I met this lady who would

love to go with me to the ball. Will you help?

FAIRY GODMOTHER: Certainly. Let me see what I can do. Now close your eyes! (WITCH does so.
FAIRY GODMOTHER
25 mumbles to herself.) Hocus Po— No, Alakaz—No. What are those words? Hmmm… Oh, yes.
(Points her wand.) Abracadabra! (SOUND EFFECT: MAGIC. WITCH EXITS RIGHT.)
CINDERELLA: Where did she go?
30 FAIRY GODMOTHER: Hmmm, that’s strange. (Flicks her wand a time or two, then looks down

the tip of it, inspecting to see if it’s broken.) It seems that storm really messed up my
powers. Let’s try this again, shall we? (Stretches her shoulders and plants her feet.)
35 Abracadabra! (SOUND EFFECT: MAGIC. WITCH ONE ENTERS RIGHT, now wearing a nice
dress.)
1 CINDERELLA: Wow! You look amazing!
WITCH ONE: Thank you. Thank you so much!
FAIRY GODMOTHER: Now remember the rule. The spell ends at midnight. After that, all will be
the way it was
5 before.
CINDERELLA: I remember. Yes, at the stroke of midnight.
WITCH ONE: Now, how do we get there?
FAIRY GODMOTHER: Oh, yes. Abra—
WITCH ONE: Wait! Excuse me, but if you see Hansel and
10 Gretel, please tell them not to eat my house.
FAIRY GODMOTHER: Will do. Ready, now? (OTHERS nod.) Very well. Abracadabra! (SOUND
EFFECT: MAGIC. BLACKOUT.)
End of Scene Two
Scene Three
LIGHTS UP. The candy cottage has been replaced with a
15 tower at CENTER. WILHELM continues snoring loudly and mumbling in his sleep. NARRATOR
remains at the podium. NARRATOR: Wilhelm continued to toss in his sleep,
keeping his brother Jacob awake.
WILHELM: (Mumbles.) No, Fairy Godmother! No, it’s all
20 wrong.
JACOB: (ENTERS LEFT.) Wilhelm? What’s wrong?
WILHELM: It’s all wrong. It’s all mixed up.
JACOB: Oh, Wilhelm, you’re having a dream. Wake up!
Wake up!
25 WILHELM: (Looks around, relieved.) I’m dreaming. It is only a dream. Sorry. Go back to sleep.

(Flips and punches his pillow, then yawns and goes back to sleep.)
JACOB: (Shakes his head.) Sheesh! Easy for you to say! I don’t think I’m ever going to get
any sleep! (EXITS.
30 WILHELM murmurs, still tossing and turning.)
NARRATOR: The brothers Grimm went back to their beds. But in Wilhelm’s dreams, the stories
were still all mixed- up. (SOUND EFFECT: HARP MUSIC as dream begins. WITCH ONE and
CINDERELLA ENTER.)
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1 CINDERELLA: (Calls.) Hello? (To WITCH.) Where are we?
WITCH ONE: This doesn’t look like a ball to me.
PRINCE ONE: (ENTERS and crosses to the tower, passing CINDERELLA.) Excuse me. (Call to the
window.) Rapunzel.
5 Rapunzel, let down your hair. (RAPUNZEL’S hair appears from the tower window and falls to
the floor.)
CINDERELLA: What beautiful, long, golden hair!
RAPUNZEL: (APPEARS at the tower window and yells down.) Thank you. I brush it a hundred
times every day.
10 WITCH ONE: Excuse me, but can you direct us to the castle ball?
PRINCE ONE: The ball. Hmmm. I didn’t hear of any ball.
That must be at the castle near the lake.
RAPUNZEL: Did somebody say they are going to a ball?
15 (Comes down and stands next to them. She hugs her PRINCE.)
CINDERELLA: Yes. Oh, dear. (Sighs.) My fairy godmother messed up again. (Calls.) Help us,
Fairy Godmother!
FAIRY GODMOTHER: (ENTERS, wearing an apron and
20 holding a rolling pin.) Yes. What is it now? What are you doing here? Not lost again! Oh, I’m
so sorry!
WITCH TWO: (ENTERS.) Rapunzel! What are you doing, and who are these people?
CINDERELLA: Let me explain. There’s been a mistake.
25 We’re on our way to the ball so I can meet my prince, but we have gotten lost. It seems my
fairy godmother is having a bad night.
FAIRY GODMOTHER: I’ll say… Here, you, hold this. (Gives the rolling pin to the PRINCE and
takes out a wand from
30 her apron pocket. She shakes her wand and looks at it.)
RAPUNZEL: How wonderful to go to a ball. It would just be so wonderful to dance! (Bat her eyes
at her PRINCE and leans into him.)
CINDERELLA: Why don’t you join us? It will be so much
35 fun!
WITCH TWO: No. You may not go. Dances are trouble.
CINDERELLA: What if you came with us, too?
1 WITCH TWO: Me? Really? Witches are never invited to balls.
WITCH ONE: I was invited. You should come too, so I’m not the only witch there.
5 WITCH TWO: That would be just wonderful!

CINDERELLA: It will be a grand time.

WITCH TWO: Well, if you don’t mind, I can teach you a step or two. (Does a little dance and
EVERYONE claps.) GOLDILOCKS: (Races ON.) Please help! Help me! Three
10 angry bears are chasing me! (CINDERELLA, PRINCE
ONE, WITCHES, and FAIRY GODMOTHER move to protect her. THREE BEARS ENTER,
growling very loudly and looking around.)
PAPA BEAR: You need to pay us for damages!
15 GOLDILOCKS: What? You’re not going to eat me.

MOMMA BEAR: No! We like porridge and honey! Now, listen here, young lady, you need to pay
us for the food you ate and the chair you broke. What do you have to say for yourself?
20 BABY BEAR: Yes, you broke my chair! My favorite chair!

(Cries.)
GOLDILOCKS: I didn’t mean it. It was an accident! I’ll fix it!
CINDERELLA: Now, now. I’m sure something can be worked out. How about a nice ball?
25 GOLDILOCKS/BEARS: What? A ball?

BABY BEAR: A bouncing ball?

FAIRY GODMOTHER: No, a glorious dance!
GOLDILOCKS: Really? I love dances.
PAPA BEAR: Sounds like fun.
30 GOLDILOCKS: I’m sorry for everything. I hope we can be friends.

FAIRY GODMOTHER: (Abruptly.) Then it is settled! Abraca— (Coughs.) Excuse me. (Shakes her
wand and clears her throat. Loudly.) Abracadabra! (SOUND EFFECT: MAGIC.
35 BLACKOUT.)
End of Scene Three
 Scene Four
1 LIGHTS UP. The tower has been replaced with another cottage. WILHELM is awake,
desperately trying to sort through the mixed up pages. NARRATOR remains at the podium.
5 NARRATOR: It was no use trying to sleep. The stories were still mixed-up.

JACOB: (ENTERS.) What are you doing?

WILHELM: All these stories are mixed-up in my dreams.
JACOB: Are they unpleasant dreams?
10 WILHELM: Hmmm… no. Not at all. I hadn’t thought of it quite like that. Actually, they’re quite

fun.
JACOB: Go back to sleep, brother, and enjoy the mixed- up stories. (Takes the organized papers
from WILHELM and mixes them in with the unsorted ones.) We’ll sort
15 these out later. (EXITS. WILHELM returns to the bed and sleeps. SOUND EFFECT: HARP
MUSIC as dream begins. CINDERELLA, WITCHES, RAPUNZEL, PRINCE ONE, GOLDILOCKS,
and THREE BEARS ENTER and cross to the cottage.)
20 CINDERELLA: Oh, no! This isn’t the right place either! I think she messed up again!

DWARVES: (Sing from OFFSTAGE.) We work all day.

We work all day. So we can play.
25 So we can play. (DWARVES ENTER with their shovels. DWARVES TWO and THREE cross
“into” the cottage.)
DWARF ONE: Good evening! May we be of help?
CINDERELLA: Yes. I’m sorry to intrude, but, you see, we are on our way to the ball so I may
meet my prince.
30 My fairy godmother is having a bad day! May we come inside for a bit? It is getting rather
chilly and dark. I need to call my fairy godmother.
DWARF ONE: It is no problem at all! Everyone is welcome!
DWARF TWO: (Runs ON from the cottage with DWARF
35 THREE.) We’ve had a burglar in the house!
1 DWARF THREE: Yes! Someone has been in our home.
(They ALL cross “into” the cottage and quickly return.)
DWARF ONE: Who was sitting in my chair?
DWARF TWO: Who ate my soup?
5 DWARF THREE: Who ate my bread?

DWARF FOUR: Who ate my carrots and peas?

DWARF THREE: Hey, I thought you hated peas and carrots.
DWARF FOUR: Oh, yeah… and someone stole my chocolate cake!
10 DWARF THREE: Chocolate cake? We didn’t have any cake!

DWARF FOUR: No? Well, we should! I love chocolate cake!

DWARF FIVE: Who used my fork and ate my meat, mashed potatoes, and gravy?
DWARF SIX: Who used my spoon and napkin?
15 DWARF SEVEN: Who drank out of my cup? (HANSEL and GRETEL ENTER from the cottage

shyly.)
HANSEL: We’re sorry. We were hungry.
DWARF FOUR: Would you like some more peas and carrots? (HANSEL and GRETEL shake
their heads.)
20 WITCH ONE: Hansel and Gretel! I was wondering where you went!

HANSEL: We don’t know what happened. We went to sleep and woke up here!
GRETEL: I want to go home. I miss my father.
25 HANSEL: We can’t. Our stepmother doesn’t want us.

CINDERELLA: Oh, you poor children! Would you like to go to a ball with us? It will be so much
fun, and it will help you forget your troubles for a little while.
GRETEL: I’ve always wanted to go to a ball.
30 LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD: (ENTERS, carrying a basket, and runs up to the group.) Please

help! I disobeyed my mother and left the path to pick some flowers for my grandmother.
Now I am lost, and I think there is a big bad wolf following me!
35 DWARVES: A big bad wolf? (They run around, searching.)

8
1 PIGS: (Run IN yelling.) Help! Help! A wolf!
PIG ONE: A big!
PIG TWO: (Run around.) Bad!
PIG THREE: Scary!
5 PIGS: Scary!

PIG THREE: Ugly!

PIGS: (Dramatic.) Ugly!
WOLF: (ENTERS, casually and coolly.) Hey! Who are you calling ugly? All right! Lookie here!
My favorite! Bacon,
10 hot dogs, and ham… and for dessert… PEOPLE! (ALL gasp and look terrified.)
CINDERELLA: Oh, no! Fairy Godmother! Please help us!
FAIRY GODMOTHER: (ENTERS in her bathrobe, slippers, and hair rollers. She digs into her
robe pocket and gets
15 her wand.) Oh, no. Please don’t tell me I messed up again.
ALL: Yes!
FAIRY GODMOTHER: Okay! Here we go again. What’s going on? (Looks at the characters and
then at WOLF.)
20 WOLF: (Smacks his lips.) Who are you?

FAIRY GODMOTHER: I can be your worst nightmare if you don’t behave.

WOLF: I’m sorry. I’m just so very hungry. You smell delicious.
25 FAIRY GODMOTHER: Thank you, I guess.

CINDERELLA: Well, we’re going to a ball, and I know they will have delicious food! You can
come if you promise to behave!
WOLF: I promise. Thank you.
30 PAPA BEAR: You’d better behave!

FAIRY GODMOTHER: Okay. Let me see! Now, where was I? Oh, the ball. One, two, three …
ALL: Abracadabra! (SOUND EFFECT: MAGIC. BLACKOUT.)
End of Scene Four
 Scene Five
1 LIGHTS UP. QUEEN is sitting at a dressing table looking into the mirror. She is holding a red apple
and crying. She is surrounded by those trying to get to the ball: CINDERELLA, WITCHES,
RAPUNZEL, PRINCE ONE, GOLDILOCKS,
5 HANSEL, GRETEL, LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD, WOLF, BEARS, DWARVES, and PIGS. WILHELM

now sleeps peacefully, curling up and sucking his thumb. NARRATOR remains at the podium.
NARRATOR: Now that Wilhelm stopped worrying about
10 the stories being mixed-up, he slept much better and began to enjoy the dream.
WILHELM: (Talks in his sleep.) Looking glass… looking glass…
QUEEN: (Sobs.) Looking-glass, looking-glass on the vanity,
15 Who is the fairest in all humanity?
I want to be the fairest! Boohoo! (Blows her nose into a tissue really loudly. Then, is suddenly
surprised when she notices the OTHERS surrounding her.) Who are you, and what are you
doing here?
20 CINDERELLA: Well, Your Highness, we’re on our way to the ball, but my fairy godmother sent us

here by mistake. She’s not quite herself today.

WITCH TWO: You can say that again! What crazy magic is this?
25 RAPUNZEL: Are we ever going to get to the ball?

CINDERELLA: Yes, but there is a reason we’re here, and we can help. Why are you crying,
Your Highness?
QUEEN: I’m embarrassed to admit this, but I’m jealous of my beautiful daughter, Snow White.
You see, I feel so
30 old and lonely.
CINDERELLA: You aren’t old. You’re beautiful! No need to be jealous or lonely. You can come to
the ball with us!
QUEEN: No. I couldn’t.
CINDERELLA: Young. Old. Both are beautiful! Besides
35 you need to do something to make yourself feel better.
1 No one can make you happy but yourself. You need to come and dance!
QUEEN: You’re right. I need to get out of this drab old castle.
5 WOLF: Yes. Dance, smile, and have some tasty refreshments like finger sandwiches
and shrimp.
DWARF ONE: How about cookies?
DWARF TWO: Truffles.
DWARF THREE: Cake!
10 DWARF FOUR: Ice cream. DWARF FIVE: You scream. DWARF SIX:

We all scream…
DWARFS: (Except DWARF SEVEN.) We all scream!
DWARF SEVEN: (Jumps.) Oh, what? Oh, okay. (Very
15 unenthusiastic.) For ice cream.
WOLF: How about those yummy little pigs in blankets with mustard?
PIGS: Hey!
PIG TWO: That’s not very nice!
20 WOLF: Sorry, but I’m really getting hungry. (Smacks his lips.)

CINDERELLA: Okay. Let me just call my fairy godmother.

Again.
ALL: Fairy Godmother!
25 FAIRY GODMOTHER: (Still wearing her robe, she ENTERS yawning and holding her teddy bear

and pillow. Sleepily.) Yes? (Shouts.) Oh, no! I am so sorry! (Digs in her robe for her wand,
shakes it out.) Come on, dear wand, don’t let me down this time.
30 ALL: Abracadabra! (SOUND EFFECT: MAGIC. BLACKOUT.)

End of Scene Five

Scene Six
LIGHTS UP. DANCE MUSIC plays. NARRATOR remains at the podium. WILHELM dances in his
sleep in his bed. At
1 CENTER, the stage is full of people attending the royal ball, including KING, SNOW WHITE,
FATHER, GRANDMOTHER, and PARTY ANIMALS. ALL are dancing, laughing, and smiling. DJ
stands behind and operates a small DJ
5 station. A buffet table is set up for people to get food and drink. MOUSE and SQUIRREL move
DOWNSTAGE. MUSIC continues UNDER dialogue.
MOUSE: Yummy! I love parties! Cheese and crackers!
SQUIRREL: I love party nuts!
10 MOUSE: You’re fun, Squirrel, because you really are what you eat.

SQUIRREL: What do you mean, Mouse?

MOUSE: You’re a nut!
SQUIRREL: Very funny, Mouse. I’ve got a joke for you.
15 What do cats call mice on skateboards?
MOUSE: I give up. What?
SQUIRREL: Meals on wheels! (Cracks up laughing.) Or fast food! (Laughs again.)
MOUSE: I don’t think that’s so funny. I’m hungry. Let’s eat.
20 SQUIRREL: I’m right behind you. I want some party nuts. (MOUSE and SQUIRREL cross

UPSTAGE and back into the mix of partiers, as BUNNY, FOX, and BIRD step
DOWNSTAGE.)
FOX: Hey, Bird… how do chickens dance?
25 BIRD: How?

FOX: Chick to chick. (Laughs.)

BUNNY: Good one, Fox! I’ve got one! What’s a duck’s favorite dance?
FOX/BIRD: What?
30 BUNNY: The quackstep! (Does a quickstep while quacking. The BIRDS and FOX shake their

heads and moan.)

FOX: That was bad.
BIRD: Real bad. Don’t quit your day job.
BUNNY: Oh, well. I tried! Hey, guys, I want to dance! I love
35 to do the bunny hop!

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1 FOX: Cool! And I love to dance! Have you ever heard of the fox trot? Oh, and I’ve got another joke!
Which dance will a chicken refuse to do?
BIRD/BUNNY/FOX: The fox trot! (They all laugh, but the
5 BIRD shakes his head and then does some dance moves, before moving UPSTAGE.
CINDERELLA ENTERS with HANSEL, GRETEL, QUEEN, LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD, WOLF,
PIGS, RAPUNZEL, PRINCE ONE, GOLDILOCKS, BEARS, DWARVES, and WITCHES.)
10 CINDERELLA: Happy day! We’re here!

KING: (Crosses to them.) Welcome! We are glad you are all here! Enjoy yourselves! Peace to
everyone! Celebrate!
HANSEL/GRETEL: (They see their FATHER and run to him.
He hugs them.) Father!
15 GRETEL: We missed you so much!

FATHER: (Smiles big.) And I you. So happy to find you here.

(QUEEN sees SNOW WHITE and hugs her.)
SNOW WHITE: I’m so happy you’re here.
QUEEN: You are? Thank you, I needed to hear that. And
20 I’m so glad to see you, too. I need to apologize and tell you that I just haven’t been myself
lately.
SNOW WHITE: No worries. You deserve to be happy! Let’s have some fun!
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD: (Sees her GRANDMOTHER.
25 GRANDMOTHER gestures to LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD to come in her arms and give her a
hug.) Grandmother! It is so wonderful to see you! I’m so grateful you are safe!
GRANDMOTHER: Yes, and all is well. Now let’s get you
30 something to eat.
WOLF: A buffet! Hurray! I’m in heaven! (Starts gobbling.)
PIG TWO: Happy now, Wolf? You’re really wolfing your food down! (Laughs.)
WOLF: Oh, yeah! Mmmm-mmmm!
35 PIG ONE: Knock, knock.

PIG THREE: Who’s there?

1 PIG ONE: Pig.
PIG TWO/PIG THREE/WOLF: Pig who?
PIG ONE: Pig up your feet and dance! (They laugh and dance.)
5 PAPA BEAR: (To WOLF.) Hey! I’ve got one! Why did the wolf cross the road?

WOLF: Why?
PAPA BEAR: He was chasing the chicken! (Laughs.)
WOLF: Did someone say chicken? Yummy! (GOLDILOCKS
10 crosses to WOLF with MOMMA BEAR and BABY BEAR.)
GOLDILOCKS: (To WOLF.) Do you ever stop eating?
WOLF: Hey, at least I’m not eating you, my dear!
GOLDILOCKS: That’s true. (To the BEARS.) Can I get you some punch to drink?
15 MOMMA BEAR: Thank you. That would be nice.

BABY BEAR: May I go with you?

GOLDILOCKS: Sure! (They go together to get punch, smiling.)
BABY BEAR: I wonder if they have porridge. (RAPUNZEL and PRINCE toast.)
20 RAPUNZEL: To a happily ever after.

PRINCE ONE: I’ll second that. Cheers!

DJ: (Into a microphone.) This one’s dedicated to the king and his kingdom. May you all live
happily ever after! (A NEW SONG plays. MUSIC continues UNDER dialogue.)
25 PRINCE TWO: (ENTERS, crosses to CINDERELLA and bows to her.) I thought you would never

get here.
CINDERELLA: I was worried, but it was meant to be. I made some friends along the way, and
it’s nice to spread some happiness.
30 PRINCE TWO: Yes, I see even the witches are your friends.

CINDERELLA: They were just misunderstood and their feelings were hurt. We need to give
people a chance.
PRINCE TWO: You are a very kind person. I think we will make a great team, and together
we can make a
35 difference.
 1 CINDERELLA: I think so, too! (They laugh, dance, and spin.) NARRATOR: (Crosses to join the
party, grabbing a goblet from the table and holding it up to make a toast.) Yes,
indeed. Together, we can make a difference. Happiness
5 grows if we share it with others. May we live happily ever after, savor the good times, and
have pleasant dreams. Keep believing! Cheers!
ALL: Cheers!
KING: (Dances with WITCH ONE.) You are a wonderful
10 dancer.
WITCH ONE: And you’re not too bad for a king!
KING: Just call me the king of disco! (Laughs. MUSIC UP. WILHELM wakes up, gets out of bed,
and realizes he is at the ball. He calls for JACOB, who ENTERS LEFT and looks
15 around. They both look shocked and scratch their heads. The QUEEN and SNOW WHITE walk
over to greet them. WILHELM smoothes his hair and bows to SNOW WHITE. JACOB bows to
the QUEEN. They ALL dance.
As WITCH TWO dances by herself, the DWARVES clap
20 their hands and dance around her, each DWARF doing their own moves: disco, street
dancing, hip hop, etc. The DJ signals for the AUDIENCE to participate, dance, and clap
along. The DWARVES get into a train and dance in a circle. The other characters join in. The
FAIRY
25 GODMOTHER ENTERS and crosses DOWN CENTER with her pillow and blanket. She yawns,
smiles, and waves goodbye. EVERYONE waves goodbye and dances OFF as the CURTAIN
closes.)
END OF PLAY
 PRODUCTION NOTES

PROPERTIES ONSTAGE
Scene One: Narrator’s stool or podium, table, storybook pages, quill pen, ink well, lantern, two chairs, bed.
(Note: These remain onstage for the rest of the play.)
Scene Two: Candy cottage cutout. Scene Three: Tower with window cutout. Scene
Four: Cottage cutout.
Scene Five: Dressing table with mirror.
Scene Six: DJ station, buffet table with food and drink.
PROPERTIES BROUGHT ON
Scene One:
Apple (WILHELM)
Scene Three:
Rolling pin (FAIRY GODMOTHER) Scene Four:
Shovels (DWARVES)
Basket (LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD)
Scene Five:
Apple, tissue (QUEEN)
Teddy bear, pillow (FAIRY GODMOTHER) Scene Six:
Pillow, blanket (FAIRY GODMOTHER)
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS
Fairy tale costumes for princesses, princes, queen, and king.
FAIRY GODMOTHER: Carries a wand at all times. A nice dress for Scenes Two and Three, adding an apron in
Scene Three. In Scene Four she changes to a bathrobe, slippers and rollers in her hair.
WITCHES: dark cloaks and witch make-up. WITCH ONE needs a pretty dress that is under her cloak for a quick
change.
GRANDMOTHER: gray hair and spectacles. DJ: Headphones.
BEARS, PIGS, and other ANIMALS: Fur-colored sweatsuits, face paints, ears, and tails.
SOUND EFFECTS
Thunder and rain, harp music, magic, dance music.

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 FLEXIBLE CASTING NOTE
This play was created for a school, camp, or children’s theatre with thirty or more students and was written to
encourage participation at various levels of interest, talent, and ability. Permission is granted to adapt the script
as needed to best fit your cast. Ideally, the actors with smaller roles can expand their involvement in the
production by helping to build the cutout sets or assisting with costuming.
For a smaller cast, parts can be doubled or cut. Here are just a few suggestions:

• The DJ and NARRATOR can be the same person.

• Some of the dwarves can double as Mouse, Squirrel, Fox, Bird and Bunny.
• You can combine lines and only use two or three dwarves.
• Hansel and Gretel’s father could be an offstage voice only.
Of course, if additional roles are needed, more animals or royalty can be added in the final scene, and the joke
section with the animals can be expanded. The more the merrier!

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