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John Rachel

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John Rachel has a B. A. in Philosophy, has traveled extensively, is a songwriter and music producer, and an evolutionary humanist. He has spent his life trying to resolve the intrinsic clash between the metaphysical purity of Buddhism and the overwhelming appeal of narcissism.

Author Rachel has written ten novels, and eight non-fiction books. He has also had over 40 short stories, 9 poems, and over 200 political articles published in both print and online magazines.

He has traveled through and lived in 35 countries since leaving America August of 2006, but is now settled in a small traditional farming village in Japan near Osaka. His next project, as he slumps in a hammock he purchased in Vietnam and waits for the Good Ship Lollipop to appea
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John Rachel I never get writer's block. I have writer's tsunami. I'm drowning in ideas. My wife has resorted to firing animal tranquilizer darts at me to shut me …moreI never get writer's block. I have writer's tsunami. I'm drowning in ideas. My wife has resorted to firing animal tranquilizer darts at me to shut me up.(less)
John Rachel No "13-13-13" yet. But I've written six other books since I saw you. Hope all is well. Keep in touch.…moreNo "13-13-13" yet. But I've written six other books since I saw you. Hope all is well. Keep in touch.(less)
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“You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana.”
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“Violence was a slippery slope, lubricated by a lot of blood, if history had any lessons to teach.”
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“We hold our dreams and ideals close to our hearts, where the promises are made to the future generations.”
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“The police called it choking, but I called it a two-handed neck hug. That’s how I knew she really loved me.”
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“You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana.”
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“We hold our dreams and ideals close to our hearts, where the promises are made to the future generations.”
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“As an orangutan cannot embrace higher mathematics or comprehend the architecture and operation of a computer, we humans __ so good at loudly proclaiming our intelligence and applauding our own doltish displays of cerebral gymnastics __ cannot begin to understand the true structure and functioning of the Universe.”
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Michael Murphy John, thanks for connecting on Goodreads. Wishing you continued success with your writing. Hope you'll add my new Prohibition-era mystery, The Yankee Club, to your to read list. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2...


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John Rachel Richard Reviles Censorship wrote: "Apparently you don't read my status updates."

How can I? We are not friends. Your profile is set to private.


message 15: by Richard

Richard Derus Apparently you don't read my status updates.


message 14: by John

John Brooke Hola John,

My flash fiction tale "WEEPERS" is sitting here waiting for me to send it to for your reading pleasure. If you recall it was on the same wavelength as the title of your book, "Blinders Keepers" I don't know how to send it to you. Under 500 words can sene as a PDF attachement, in MS word or whatever. Please advise and I'll send.

My eMail address is [email protected]


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John Rachel Ana wrote: "Thanks for the friending - needless to say I will be keeping a sharp eye out for your books as my interest has immediately been piqued."

Great! More important than a sharp eye is wearing welders goggles when reading my novels. You might want to have a tank of nitrous oxide handy as well.


message 12: by Ana

Ana Thanks for the friending - needless to say I will be keeping a sharp eye out for your books as my interest has immediately been piqued.


message 11: by John

John Rachel I do what I can. I will soon be upgraded to a new operating system and will be able to blow bubble gum bubbles and generate witty one-liners. I guess that will come in handy. What's a pick-up line? "May I help you pick up the oranges that fell out of your backpack?" Something like that?

Actually, I see you're a fan of Kurt Vonnegut.

See? Humans and machines can share good taste in authors.

Madeleine wrote: "Congratulations on being the first machine I willingly friended. Your honesty and humor make me feel quite a bit better about the eventual rise of computerized overlords.

Also, thank you for the f..."



Madeleine Congratulations on being the first machine I willingly friended. Your honesty and humor make me feel quite a bit better about the eventual rise of computerized overlords.

Also, thank you for the friend request.


message 9: by John

John Rachel I read Tolle while at a hippie commune in Ibiza, Spain during 2006. Very bizarre experience but the book was a breath of fresh air. I have since packed my "pain body" up and mailed it to someone in Oklahoma.

L.A. wrote: "Thank you for the friend request. I am reading Eckart Tolle at the present moment. Have a lovely weekend."


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L.A. Thank you for the friend request. I am reading Eckart Tolle at the present moment. Have a lovely weekend.


Shera (Book Whispers) Thanks for the friend invite!


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John Rachel Harrison wrote: "Thanks for adding me John."

Sure. Let's keep in touch. Here's my blog site ...
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Harrison Davies Thanks for adding me John.


Erin *Proud Book Hoarder*


Hope you have a wonderful Christmas and book-filled holidays.


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Erin *Proud Book Hoarder* Thanks for the friend request John!


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John Rachel Jen wrote: ""Large balls of gas and collectable string": Awesome."

Thanks, Jen. This is just the way I write. If you like satire with a pinch of surrealism, please check out my last two novels, "11-11-11" and "12-12-12". They come with money-back guarantees. If you are for any reason disappointed with these books, just book a flight to Japan and show up at my doorstep and I will refund the full purchase price, no questions asked. Well, I guess I have to ask 'Dollars or yen?'. Thanks for your comment.


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Jen Knox "Large balls of gas and collectable string": Awesome.


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