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THE PIONEER LOG
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APRIL 26, 2013
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1. Do whatever CNN does. 2. Print on toilet paper. 3. If toilet paper is unfeasible: no print issue, distribute digital issue over WebDisk, plus Friday morning readings over KLC. 4. Replace the PioLog with 17thcentury style salon gatherings in Templeton office. 5. Create designated Free Journalism Page, privitize the Backdoor, hike up advertising rates and plunge PioLog into recession. Appeal to the IMF. 6. Hire old-timey paper boy to increase readership.
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End of year parkour showcase ends in tragedy
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A year of hard work paid off on Saturday for the Parkour Club with their end of term extravaganza. After a brief pre-show stretch, the members were finally ready to show off their parkour skills. They started with a long stretch. The crowds anticipation only grew as the club stretched each of their muscles. A loud applause broke out as club captain Chris Christopherson (13) approached a small wall. However, it turned out he was only using it to stretch his lower back. Finally, the time drew nigh and like a flash, Johnny Jacobs (14) bolted towards the 3-foot 2-inch stone wall-thing above the Glade, leaped over it with expert technique, and even executed a small roll on the other side. The crowd was even more impressed when, immediately after this daring stunt, Jacobs stopped to stretch,
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showing that safety always comes first. After this short stretch break, Christopherson ran at a wall even faster than Jacobs had, and ran up its cold stone face! Sadly, Christopherson was not properly stretched, and the show was brought to a screeching halt by a devastating minor muscle injury. Christopherson was promptly taken away on a stretcher. The club was devastated, but wasted no
Pitch Graveyard
Every Monday, we at the Backdoor get together and pitch story ideas, the funniest of which we then make for Fridays issue. Here are some of our favorites which didnt quite make the cut.
Interview with Barry Glassner on his favorite type of berry, and glass Sunscreen: Sunburn for pussies (just, like, extended library hours or something) Philip Seymour Hoffman gallery: Pictures of Philip Seymour Hoffman Slack History Month: Celebrating the history of cutting privileged people some slack. Schleg II: Rise of the Schleg There are a lot of dead babies on the Palatine hill Underwear Gnomes Senior Fart Exhibition (but really tasteful)
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time getting back on its feet, starting a charity to teach them under-priviledged Parkour-people how to stretch properly in their fallen comrades name. If you would like to donate to the Chris Christopherson Stretching Fund, please contact the Parkour Club by email, or talk to them in person. As of press time, they are still jumping over and on that little wall by the Glade.
