Zlatoslavski 101

Tired of having shitass annoying ass bullshit over-complicated languages? Welcome

to fuckin Zlatoslavski, a language based on Slavic languages made by Slavic
speakers with 0 grammatical cases. Fuck yeah. I fuckin’ hate my language with
500,000,000 grammatical cases. Croatian? 7 Cases? Oh, fuck nah fuck that shit.
Polish? Fuck knows bro… Fuck that shit… Russian? Who gives a shit fuck those cases
too, fuck that shit bro. NOW GO LEARN. EASY.

PERSONAL PRONOUNS
Je - I

Ty - You (Singular)

Ti - You (Plural)

On – He / She

To – It

Naj - Our

Mi – We

Hit - They

Ty -> IS PRONOUNCED (t-i)

Ti -> IS PRONOUNCED (t with a tinge of “ih”)

BASIC VOCAB. Get to learning fuckin’ words bro.

De - Yes

Abag - No

Mort – Maybe

i – And
PAST, PRESENT, FUTURE

Did you think there were going to be cases bro? Oh, hell nah. It’s very simple.
You just add the respective word before the verb that signifies whether the
sentence or whatever you’re talking about takes place in the past or future.
The present never has a word to signify it, so if there is no word to signify the
past or future, the sentence is automatically set in the present. :]

Bud – signifies the future

Lit – signifies the past

BASIC VERBS. Get to learning fuckin’ verbs bro… Don’t worry about
cases, bro. We got you… No fuckin’ cases… :]

To Be - sam

To Walk – hod

To Run – srod

To Stand – abaghod

To Drink - pit

To Eat - sik

To Hide – skrit

To Find - eskrit

To Go – dik

To Come – hot

To Get – beton

To See – grunt / gr’unt (when a letter includes ‘ after it, it means to emphasize the
letter. r’ -> rrr)

To Look – josgrunt

To Cry – platas
To Buy - kurp

To Take – ust

To Steal – ugur’ust

To Know – znet

To Sleep - spat

To Rest - rot

To Sit - znadrot

To Have Sexual Intercourse – traky

To Have Sexual Intercourse (To Fuck, vulgar) - trak

BASIC LOCATIONAL WORDS

There – tam

Here – tu

Next to / Beside – port

In front – is

Behind – abagis

Above - zad

Blow / Under / Beneath – abagzad

Inside – unut

Outside – zaunut / abagunut

Between – ismeg

Through – trug

On (something) - znad

BASIC TIME EXPRESSIONS

Now – ted

Soon – nikogda

Forever – zavek

After - za

Never – abagzavek

Early – sves

Late – abagsves

Today – tedtek

Tomorrow – istek

Yesterday – abagistek

Day – tek

Night – co

Morning - svestek

Noon – ismegtek

Afternoon – zaismegtek

Evening – abagisco

Midnight – ismegco

QUESTIONS, HOW TO ASK QUESTIONS

Don’t worry bro… Shit is still simple as fuck! Asking a question is very
simple… As you may have seen, making a sentence is VERY simple.

How would you say: “I will sleep at midnight”

You say it as: “Je bud spat ismegco”

Literally translated: “I will sleep midnight”

Another example, how would you say: “I will sleep until noon”?

You say it as: “Je bud spat do abagistek.”

Literally translated: “I will sleep until noon.”

Asking a question is very simple. There is just a tiny bit of a different formula
to it. The verb comes first, and then the person(s) or something you are
asking, and then the other elements of the sentence and a question mark at
the end… Like this:

How to ask, “Will you sleep?”

Answer: “Bud spat ty?”

You can see that the rule of the past and future stays the same; You don’t put
the verb at the VERY start if its in the past or future, you always put “bud” or
“lit” behind the verb. Let’s try more complicated sentences.

How to ask, “Will you sleep until noon?”

Answer: “Bud spat ty do abagistek?”

Literally translated: “Will sleep you until noon?”

Here’s a few more examples of asking questions:

How to ask, “Did you sleep yesterday?”

Answer: “Lit spat ty abagistek”

NEGATIONS
How do you negate something in Zlatoslavski? Super fuckin’ simple. Pay
attention blud.
“Je spat.” -> I am sleeping

“Je abag spat.” -> I am not sleeping.

“Abag” means no, but it can also mean “not” depending on the context.

“Je hod.” -> I am walking.

“Je abag hod.” -> I am not walking.

“Je bud hod.” -> I will walk.

“Je abag bud hod.” -> I won’t walk.

“Je lit hod.” -> I walked.

“Je abag lit hod.” -> I didn’t walk.

Numbers (Counting to 1,000)

1 – oan

2 – dve

3 – tri

4 – faur

5 – piet

6 – shes

7 – sedon

8 – osem

9 – divet

10 – diset
When you reach the numbers 10-19, you simply do this:

10 – diset

11 – diset-i-oan

12 – diset-i-dve

13 – diset-i-tri

14 – diset-i-faur

…and so on…

You can see that you literally just do, “Ten and [whatever number]”. You do
the exact same with 20, 30, 40 and so on until 100!

What’s 20, 30 and 40… and the other numbers? You just do the number and
then just attach “diset” onto it.

20 – dvediset

30 – tridiset

40 – faurdiset

50 – pietdiset

60 – shesdiset

70 – sedondiset

80 – osemdiset

90 – divetdiset

Now for one hundreds.

100 – sto

How do we say 114? -> sto-i-diset-i-faur.

How do we say 186? -> sto-i-osemdiset-i-shes

And how do we form for example 200, 300 and 400? Very easy, just like the
tens, attach the number 2 or 3 or whatever you are using and add it in front
of “sto”.

200 – dvesto

300 – tristo

400 – faursto

500 – pietsto

600 – shessto

700 – sedonsto

800 – osemsto

900 – divetsto

And finally, 1,000:

1,000 – tilent

How do we say 1,862? -> tilent-i-osemsto-i-shesdeset-i-dve

PREPOSITIONS
Until – do

Since – od

From – jot

After -

Before -

For (someone / something) – da